I wouldn’t respond, I would just start acting weird

You are what you eat

And then you bite them

That's what they all say. But they will see what a genius I am once ... Hey... Stop listening. You will see, they all will see! *Insert maniac laughter*

By oinking.

Thanks I try. 

like your mother

Aren’t we all?

Thanks!

“You ain’t lyin”

Just a small laugh and "okay"

Takes one to know one!

Why, thank you!

Say thank you and ask them to tell their daddy he makes *spectacular* breakfasts.

We all have our own paths. What you see as strange, I see as my journey.

That’s not how you say weird in Spanish

Yes and?

*high pitched banshee scream

Bark at them

Thanks!

I'm willing to be nice to other people, but beyond that? Life is a lot better when you stop caring about what they think.

I'm a creep...what the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here...

Thank you.

I actually do get called that often, and I thank them for the compliment.

You’re smarter than you look.

“No shit”

I'd crabwalk over them and out the door

“That’s what the last one said”

I would ignore them and continue my day without giving them a second thought.

Yes. Your point?

I just say you know me as well .

"wtf?? Where tf did you come from?? I don't even know you bro??"

I know

There’s that voice again!

“You’re a very good judge of character”.

Proud of it!

i would just start staring at them with wide open eyes like this 😳

until he walks away of course

“And you have a booger on your lip.”

Suck it , and call me daddy!

You're probably right..

I will say "ok and"

I've been called worst by better people.

I will say "ok and"

So are you. Marry me so we can be weird together.

Ravioli

Start violently convulsing on the ground and fake a pass out.

My eyebrows would raise and I would have a small smile. I would say nothing but I would think "wow, do you have bad social skills! "

Screw you

“… oh, was that the end of the sentence?”