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Brokenmind44

Rich


skelatallamas

Asleep


GrizzlamicBearrorism

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good (I would call her) I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala.


Desperate-Emu-2036

I wish I had rhymes like you 😔


amidnightsnak

I wish I loved myself ☹️


strengthoflouise

dude, amen to that


TinyTrackers

Tiny steps! I've been working on this for the past year (not quite there yet but massive improvements). For me it started with disregarding the bad stuff I say to myself. Give those insults no value, so that they lose power. Imagine they're flies in your room: annoying and present, sometimes downright infuriating, but you CAN swat them away. Or like a weird guy on the street corner that yells weird conspiracy theories. Those words hold no value and by crossing the street and you can walk past at a distance and the words lose impact. Anytime I insult myself, I bring up these metaphores and those words lose impact. Once those negative words lose their value, you can start giving value to the positives.


gape-me-daddy

A soft, beautiful creature who could be loved


strengthoflouise

i don’t know you, but embrace yourself and i believe you’re greater than your mind says you are 😉


WonderousestWoman

Part of his life


sickofthisshit84

Happy, productive, secure


drihamatec

Real friends :( hear me out 😞 yesterday i was talking to my bestie and then her ex bff came and told her very loudly:,, I Thought you didn’t like her?!” I looked at her and she looked at me embarrassed because everyone heard us! I seriously deserve a better friend 😢 remember: your alive for a reason!!


TheGarlicNaanBread

Superhero, but without all the family and moral issues.


PsychologyOk8722

100% healthy


Patient-Lobster8103

Pretty


kyungsookim

A cat


B00GAAN

With you


ManInTheMesozoic

A racoon


MechanicMelodic13

Dead.


ojian_kiddo

Need to talk ?


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ojian_kiddo

You are.


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Happy


DrLycFerno

A bit taller


Enreganzar

A Lombax from the planet Veldin.


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HungryHungryHindu

I second that lol


ConsciousAd3812

I wish I was rich, very attractive and very intelligent.


frogzilla1975

Rich


Steplgu

A bazillionaire !


LugiUviyvi

Happy, healthy and wealthy.


DonkeyResponsibl146

Learned a better study strategy and never stopped playing sports. I would have had less problems in college and a better phisique/health.


OldSouthGal

A time traveler.


Midnight_Onyx772

I wish I was hers


lunarman52

Someone that knew what the actual fuck was going on with reality and/or had the ability to change my own to cope with whatever is going on with reality, yk.


Bad_Cheese

An Apache attack helicopter


[deleted]

Tony Stark level smart


No-Zebra-7830

Confident, I feel like I have a lot of potential, I just lack the confidence to try Of course it doesn’t help that everyone around me keeps putting me down and saying I cant


Gay_pagan

Able to retire before I'm too old.


Grimmchilb

A cat


Cultural_Wash5414

I wish I was as fat as I thought I was when I wasn’t


TypeGreen51

More motivated


Heavy_Direction1547

About 30, healthy and wealthy.


[deleted]

A man. Because i would like to enjoy sex and cum.


International-Bet384

A pillbug …


groovininblack

Honestly, I don't care about being rich. I just want to be financially comfortable.


SereneSiren1902

A millionaire.


MJsLoveSlave

Rich, skinny, and married to one of Michael Jackson's nephews. \*cries\*


Midnight_Onyx772

Username sadly checks out


MJsLoveSlave

Sadly?😒


CandelaBelen

sober