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queezle

Cut your foot off, there's no other choice.


apheiffer

I fucking knew it. I'M DOOMED!!!!!


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apheiffer

no magnifying glass but I'm intrigued by the nail clippers!


laplandsix

NICE! Nail clippers are the swiss army knives of personal grooming. Don't have tweezers? Nail clippers. Need to trim that eyebrow? Nail clippers.


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Place a really cute glass bottle by your foot. wait.


FriedJello

Duct tape?


laplandsix

Glass magnet. If you don't have a glass magnet, just wrap a bottle in wire and apply a current to it. Glass electromagnet. Seriously. Just get a razorblade and cut it out. Don't be a pussy.


apheiffer

But I am a pussy! And feminine razorblades are weak. And that's what I have.


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you gotta cut your foot open a tiny bit with a small razor, until you can see the glass, then get it out with tweezers. Just cut it a little until you can get around the glass. sterilize everything before doing it


xgloryfades

Not sure if it will work but if you're going to go down the "digging it out" route then try soaking your foot in a bucket of warm water for a while, it will soften the skin.


apheiffer

pooooo I wish I had!