Don't lie right away. I reckon I have about 6 more lies in me until it gets so long it's just a nuisance. There might be 6 times left in my life where I absolutely have to lie. So I save the six lies for times when it's really necessary. If I kept going like I am now I'd have a fifty inch dick by Christmas.
That is not the reverse of Pinocchio; reverse Pinocchio would tell the truth and have his nose recede into his head till it comes out the back of his skull... Then his dad would wish for him to become a marionette, which would have made a better Disney flick.
That’s not reverse of your nose growing.
Reverse of your nose growing is your nose shrinking and retreating Into to your head until it comes out the back.
Note: if you have a clit (or want one) that grows larger. You don’t grow a penis. If you want to have a penis you grow a new one. It’s a trans person’s dream lol
Don’t lie unless I literally have to. I mean I guess lie once for the fun of it and then save them because lying too much would just make it impossible to live a decent life
Become a politician.
This was my first thought!
This
Ted Cruz must be slinging some pipe!
Yes as is Nancy Pelosi
Don't lie right away. I reckon I have about 6 more lies in me until it gets so long it's just a nuisance. There might be 6 times left in my life where I absolutely have to lie. So I save the six lies for times when it's really necessary. If I kept going like I am now I'd have a fifty inch dick by Christmas.
This person gets it
That is not the reverse of Pinocchio; reverse Pinocchio would tell the truth and have his nose recede into his head till it comes out the back of his skull... Then his dad would wish for him to become a marionette, which would have made a better Disney flick.
Also, given the current social climate; can we start considering Pinocchio a Disney princess?
Holy crap as a woman I’d start banging other women
Lie my ass off
That’s not reverse of your nose growing. Reverse of your nose growing is your nose shrinking and retreating Into to your head until it comes out the back.
I mean before every date look in the mirrors and tell myself I am blonde 2 times.
Note: if you have a clit (or want one) that grows larger. You don’t grow a penis. If you want to have a penis you grow a new one. It’s a trans person’s dream lol
What I'd do is to lie every time I joke about my penis.
The reverse of my nose is my penis?
Yup
What’s the reverse of the balls then?
Your ears
I’m suddenly the honestest man alive
One lie and I finally reached an inch in size. Hello Ladies!
Tell ten lies.
*Girl I don’t find attractive* Girl: “Do you think I’m cute?” *me trying not to be an asshole* Me: “Um Yeah…….. ah crap….”
"My penis is about to grow one inch longer." Then the universe breaks
That wouldn't be a lie, though. You would just be wrong.
Say Amy Schumer is funny 10-15 times
"I have a big D" until i do then " i have a small D" until i don't have to eventually
Lie my flipping teeth out to get the biggest pp ever. #ImFemale
Mattering if you want a pp or not your clit would get larger. Tho if you are trans guy you grow a penis
Lie just once thats it.
I'd lie myself a third leg
Sell cars
'This sentence is false. "
Pay taxes Whoops there he grows.
Wouldn’t reverse Pinocchio involve losing an inch for every lie?
Tell everybody your penis is the biggest in the World. Foolproof!
Tell people I'm a pornstar. My penis will grow so big that I could actually become one. In my first scene it will dramatically shrink upon entry.
Don’t lie unless I literally have to. I mean I guess lie once for the fun of it and then save them because lying too much would just make it impossible to live a decent life