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Adam and Eve lived in the garden of Eden
My mom used to refer to my vagina as my “front butt” and I guess it’s not technically a lie but it still dumbfounds me that she thought that was somehow better?
The sandman comes and puts the sand (crusty stuff) in the corner of your eyes at night.
Well that’s frightening
wat
Said by a babysitter
that sounds weird
It was super weird
how weird like ?/10
[удалено]
eat all your food or people in africa will starve
The Uniroyal sculpture has a ferris wheel inside it.
That radiation is actually spicy air
If you go outside barefoot in the winter you will catch a cold.
well yes but actually no
You can trust the police
You will succeed
...in failing
eat all of your food and people in africa won´ t starve
Adam and Eve lived in the garden of Eden
My mom used to refer to my vagina as my “front butt” and I guess it’s not technically a lie but it still dumbfounds me that she thought that was somehow better?
The sandman comes and puts the sand (crusty stuff) in the corner of your eyes at night.
Well that’s frightening
wat
Said by a babysitter
that sounds weird
It was super weird
how weird like ?/10
[удалено]
eat all your food or people in africa will starve
The Uniroyal sculpture has a ferris wheel inside it.
That radiation is actually spicy air
If you go outside barefoot in the winter you will catch a cold.
well yes but actually no
You can trust the police
You will succeed
...in failing
eat all of your food and people in africa won´ t starve