Miracle Max: “There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.”
The Princes Bride, 1987
One of my all time favorite movies.
“I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly … stupid.”
Holy sht how did I remember that—
You can't expect to wield Supreme executive power just cause some watery tart threw a sword at you. I mean if I went around saying I was an emperor just cause some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
“I am excited actually which is weird because I don’t really get excited about things, I kind of expect disappointment-“
“Cause then you’ll never actually be disappointed? Right?”
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I like this one
B-E-A-UTIFUL
Bruce Almighty :)
One of the best movies ever
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard
Where we’re going… we don’t need roads.
“Nobody puts Baby in a corner” - Dirty Dancing, Johnny
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate." "What's that make us?" "Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become."
Spaceballs!
“I’ll never let go jack” *proceeds to let go*
Peachy keen, jelly bean! —Grease (1978)
“What a beautiful chocolate man” - white chicks
I did not hit her, I did nottt. Oh, hi Mark!
"Secret's in the sauce!" - Fried Green Tomatoes
“That’s what I’ve been told.”
"Put the bunny back in the box"
Con Air?
"Correct-o-mondo Ringo"
"I'm a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude"
"She bit her dog, eh?"
Sorry, I was just yelling at my mothers urn
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I cosplayed as battle guy one year
I hope you were referencing kick-ass, if not ignore me
“My name is Jeff”- Jeff from 21 jump street
“Underoos!”
"We were sitting next to a millionaire"
Miracle Max: “There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.” The Princes Bride, 1987 One of my all time favorite movies.
Fuck I cant remember it properly but it's from hairspray
It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer.
“Ya like jazz?” -bee movie :)
“…or do I eat this sandwich!”
In the game of life, women are the rake.
Them damn Doritos ain’t good for nothing but a hippy. When he’s high on weed.
The price is wrong, bitch
"We're gonna skate to one song, and one song only"
You ever seen the back of a $20 bill...on weed?
Our pets heads are falling off!
“That was a hellof a thing” ~ Galaxy Quest.
“It’s all in the hips”
“I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly … stupid.” Holy sht how did I remember that—
This sounds familiar, what’s it from?
It’s from pirates of the Caribbean
there is a colonial woman. she’s churning butter. on the wing.
It puts the lotion in the basket.
Its inevitable. - Agent Smith
“There’s no crying in baseball!”
Heroes get remembered.. but Legends never die
"Life is like a box of chocolates cus u never know what u gonna get " At least I think that's it.. 🤔 Forrest Gump
“I like that boulder. That’s a nice boulder.”
It's from the Wolf of Wall Street. If I said it I would be canceled lol
Bangers and Mash. Bubbles and squeak. Smoke eel pipe. Haggis! National Treasure 2
You can't expect to wield Supreme executive power just cause some watery tart threw a sword at you. I mean if I went around saying I was an emperor just cause some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
“Luke… I am your father” -Darth Vader
The Dude Abides
"Why come you don't have a tattoo?"
love means never having to say you're sorry
Her new boyfriend has an incredibly long neck. Just thinking about giraffes makes me angry - submarine
Joan Wilder?! *THE* Joan Wilder?!
Hello! Poppit!!!
Because you don't want an asshole where your face used to be, Whaling Jennings. Hold his fucking hand!
“But, underneath this genius… I’m simply a human. You know. But I’m working on that.” — J.P, Grandmas boy
None shall pass.
This is not combat - it is act of lunacy, general sir. Personally, I think you're a fucking idiot.
So your sure you were at the store at 12am Yeh it was 12 yup. If I'm not mistaken. Awe see you know you don't fucked up You know you done fucked up
“Wise man say forgiveness is devine but never pay full price for late pizza.”
P-A-R-T-Why? Because I gotta.
I was misinformed.
Should not have said that-some guy from the hobbit or hairy potter
Are you a hobo? -Wreck it Ralph
“NOT FOR SALE NOT FOR SALE” - Waterworld
"How are you not dead?" **"I HAVE NO IDEA!"**
Hello, Clarice
"Remember, no matter where you go, there you are."
“I am excited actually which is weird because I don’t really get excited about things, I kind of expect disappointment-“ “Cause then you’ll never actually be disappointed? Right?”
"Moses supposes his toes-es are roses, Moses supposes erroneously"
"You say more inappropriate things than appropriate things, you scare people..." - Jennifer Lawrence
Well thats is bad news-Oogway
"Fabricants hold no such memories archivest. One 24-hour cycle in Papa Songs is identical to every other." - Sonmi, Cloud Atlas.
My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Bababooey
I wanna talk to Samson - Half Baked
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
"im gonna put some dirt in your eye"
Just don’t fuck my dad ok?
"How tall are you, private?" and "I knew I quit a bad day to quit sniffing glue."
"Put the bunny back in the box."
Not now, I'm batin'!
Girls like girls like boys to
AAAAAAAAAAA \-basically every action movie ever
It’s not possible
“She’s not my mother, Todd”
"See you on the other side"
"I flip you, I flip you for real" \- The Usual Suspects
Hi! I’m Rod, and I like to party
What ya bitch doing back there?, taking a dumb?
Don't touch my stapler.
'We jump street, and we about to jump in yo ass." "Mhm, right in the crack."
"I don't care if you cum in the living world just come to work on time." -Biltzo Helluva boss
It’s the suck zone. Twister
“But why’s the rum gone?”
“break out the L-word.” “lesbian?” “the other L-word” “lesbians?”
“Nobody move a muscle” For all you Dino fans out there 🦖
Buller, Buller, Buller
“Hold on to your butts”
"Good soup"
“Oh fuck off you big lamp” - the worlds end
Ahhh! What happened to my hand?!