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MateriaMuncher

Say hello to my little friend


MANBIR8

Out of order! I'd show you out of order


myflippinggoodness

I been around, y'know!


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I'll be back!


ignatious__reilly

“In an October 1, 2012, interview on Good Morning America, Schwarzenegger revealed that he had had difficulty pronouncing the word I'll and asked director James Cameron if it could be changed to "I will be back". Cameron refused but told him that the shot would be taken as many times as he wished and the best would be used in the final cut of the film so Schwarzenegger could vary the line.” I always found this interesting. And of course, Arnold nailed it.


thereisonlyoneme

The story I heard is Schwarzenegger thought that a robot would not use a contraction.


Heartybullet

> “would not” ಠ_ಠ


alexbeowolf

Gottem


ultisharkz

“Got them”


ignatious__reilly

Yup! That’s exactly right!


Strawberee_Cow

It’s not a tumor!


sparklingshanaya

Git to da choppa!


SamTheTanuki

Put that cookie down, NOW!


TheExtraMayo

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?


[deleted]

The CIA has you pushing too many pencils


shawnwingsit

It's not a toomah!


InfinityTDC

Hasta la vista baby!


Da5idG

"Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied."


illyay

ULUALUAHAAHAAAAAAA!


powermonkey123

I clicked on this thread to write "I'll be back". And it's the most upvoted result. Fulfilling feeling.


SuvenPan

"You Shall Not Pass"


Cmdr_Jiynx

They weren't even doing a scene. The balrog just showed up as they finished a different scene and Ian McKellen took it on. PJ just kept the cameras rolling. They didn't see Ian for weeks after, he just rocked up in that outfit one day and the actors ad-libbed.


i4got872

Ian just wanted the XP, he knew the balrog was coming for real but made sure the military wouldn’t be there to help protect the cast and crew so he could do it himself.


unjustifiedkills

"Here's Johnny!"


Fndmefndu

“You can’t handle the truth!”


Lunar-Agent

“Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?”


Hawkmek

But he also said, Heeeere's Johnny!


lonewolf-era

Wilson WILSON WILSOOOON


killourTeemo

I almost cried when he lost wilson


Singulant

I am your father


X_antaM

I am the senate


thereisonlyoneme

I am Spartacus.


iamnotchad

I am inevitable.


Brokengraphite

And I, am Iron Man


_Sterben-

And IIIIMM- BATMAN!


[deleted]

I am Groot


MephitidaeNotweed

I'm Ron Burgundy?


Brian18639

I am vengeance


artaxerxesnh

Not yet.


Hot_Flan651

But you ain’t got no legs Lieutenant Dan


sellingmagic

Momma always told me life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get


sparklingshanaya

"Stupid is as stupid does."


[deleted]

Everytime I eat ice cream I say, "Lieutenant Dan! Ice cream!" and I think my husband doesn't find it nearly as entertaining as I do.


crazytobe

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


suzy7517

INCONCEIVABLE!!


randomnessamiibo

I don’t think that means what you think it means


SlimBrady777

I only dog paddle


ledaswanwizard

Anybody got a peanut?


StarmieLover966

[High pitched] *Unacceptable!!*


COYFC

Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!


lalaIaIa

Mawage! Mawage is what brings us togeva today!


[deleted]

As you wish.


AbortedYouth

"Wax on..., wax off"


the_kessel_runner

I have this feeling that a small percentage of people who recognize the quote could actually name the actor who said it.


Bad-Uncle

Pat Morita stopped being obscure after that


VKH700

“You talkin’ to me?”


sparklingshanaya

“Someday, A Real Rain Will Come And Wash All This Scum Off The Streets.”


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grodj

And in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!


Verlepte

Ssssssssmokin'


Beers_and_Bikes

Alllllllllllllrrrigghhhtttyyy tthhennnnnnnnn…


raspb3rryroach

in love w that movie


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artaxerxesnh

And you are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity. Farewell!


JosephFDawson

"YOU'RE NOT THE REAL BUZZ LIGHTYEAR! UGH YOU ARE AN ACTION FIGURE! YOU ARE A CHILD'S PLAAAYTHING!"


filthy_pikey

"Alright, alright, alright."


GeneralKenobyy

- The Drifter


CorporalCrash

Transmat firing!


beatenmeat

*Ding, ding, ding, ding* “*Ooooooohh*. Fallen, on the horizon.”


CorporalCrash

*Hive! Bring a sword!*


nostalgebra

Let's see some motes!


Lestuiqe

DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE


actually_dot

Dumbledore asked **calmly**


Colblockx

HARRY DIDYA PUT YA NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH!?!?


fruitygal

More like “HARRYDIDYAPUTYANAMEINDAGOBLETTAFIYAH”


Mortambulist

"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."


i_fuckin_luv_it_mate

Dr. Rumack: "Captain, how soon can you land?" Captain Oveur: "I can't tell." Dr. Rumack: "You can tell me. I'm a doctor." Captain Oveur: "No. I mean I'm just not sure." Dr. Rumack: "Well, can't you take a guess?" Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours. Dr. Rumack: "You can't take a guess for another two hours?"


[deleted]

Surely, you can't be serious


Da5idG

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.


Blasted-Banana

This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. A hospital? What is it? It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.


EvitaPuppy

'Joey, you ever hang around the gymnasium? '


jw0082

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.


[deleted]

"life... Finds a way"


AQbL5494

You forgot the "uh".


artaxerxesnh

You did it, you crazy SOB, you did it!


RedditTeens

“You wanna know how I got these scars”?


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Why so serious?


tif333

"My father ."


MyNameIs_StoutShady

"I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh?"


Da5idG

The two yoots.


konydanza

Sorry, two *y o u t h s*


---MichaelScott---

The second hand embarassment i got after watching Ray Liotta ego punched. RIP big guy.


IAmBadAtInternet

He was so genuinely menacing in that scene. God bless Joe Pesci.


Cmdr_Jiynx

Worship the sun, but if you're gonna pray, pray to joe pesci, because he gets shit done.


elegantloba

Yippee-ki-yay, Motherfucker


rottenstatement

you typed that wrong, its "yippie kayak other buckets"


LiamLauLegoLover

What’s a brother got to do to get a wet wipe ?


SuvenPan

"Well clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?"


VKH700

“You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”


bearcat-twenty-two

That's some bad hat Harry


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Oh hi mark


EtStykkeMedBede

You're tearing me apart, Lisa!


Tie_Jay

I did not hit her. I did naaahhhht


NihilistPunk69

Oh hai doggy!


CMach98

Hahaha what a story, Mark


stiffdeath

Anyway how's your sex life?


Olorin919

Goooooooooooooooooood morning Vietnam!!!


fubo

Since the VP is such a VIP, we should keep the VP's PC on the QT, because if it leaks to the VC, then he might go MIA, and we'd all get put on KP.


saadabdullah

"I am the one who knocks"


0abc21

I liked it. I was good at it.


CoachJW

He can’t keep getting away with this!! He can’t keep getting away with it…


Revangelion

"I AM the danger!" And "Don't bullshit a bulshitter" are both really good


Benjevator

"You're goddamn right".


EvidenceOfReason

alllllll RIGHTY then..


shortwave_radio

If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait longer


taxfolder

Finkel. Einhorn. Einhorn. Finkel.


SextupleRed

Are you not entertained?


NRKx2

"I've got a jar of dirt!"


sparklingshanaya

Why is the rum gone?


Thexer0

Where is the thump thump!?


kai1415926535

I declare BANKRUPTCY!


Jealous_Release_6740

I didn’t just say it, I DECLARED it


opossumsaurus

I’m gonna steal it. I’m gonna steal the Declaration of Independence.


Jorgens_Jargon

Another good one; "NOT THE BEES! NO, NOT THE BEES!!!"


Regular-Whereas-8053

Alternatively “put the bunny back in the box”


cauldronbubblesover

" Life uuhhh, life finds a way "


[deleted]

“Keep my wife’s name…”


tif333

Also "Will Smith smacked the bleep out of me"


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ObsessiveRecognition

My first thought hearing that line was Molly saying "Not my daughter, you bitch" to Bellatrix Lestrange. I always think of alien when reading/watching Harry Potter, too...


Possibility-Actual

“Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.”


StargazerNataku

“I could do this all day.”


semihypocrite

I know.... I KNOW!


JSto19

That *is* America’s ass. Edit: butt*


Prestigious_Lock1659

I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it.


LiamLauLegoLover

I will find you. And I will kill you.


WorthTadpole8305

Say my name


Grahomir

You're Heisenberg


renzieb26

“Dwight, you ignorant slut!”


Yaffaleh

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner."


somewhenimpossible

I’m sick and tired of these motherf*** snakes on this motherf*** plane!


Dbwasson

English motherf***er do you speak it?


bluejester12

Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.


shadyfortheshade

"Potter..."


raspb3rryroach

yer a wizard harry


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Rectal_Scattergun

Roads?


Dbwasson

Where we're going, we don't need roads.


theobject_onyourleft

How you doin?


Scottishlassincanada

Gooood mornin Vietnam!!!


[deleted]

Great Scott!


__doubleentendre__

One point twenty-one gigawatts!


Steve_Y_01

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"


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SmartassBrickmelter

AIDRIAAAAANNNNN !!!!!


VKH700

“I’m walking here!”


Da5idG

True story: that was a random car and Dustin Hoffman ad-libbed the line staying in character.


[deleted]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."


AnotherAnimeNerd

jack draw me like one of your french girls


Foren_hooman1525

Talk to me Goose!


jnemesh

"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my Father, prepare to die."


OvertList

Hello There


Old-Expert-3201

I- must res... "GENERAL KENOBI"


OvertList

Resist… AAA- “Prepare to die”


lelakat

I don't think it was intentional (as in I think George Lucas genuinely didn't realize how odd some of the dialogue was in places) but the prequels had so many lines that are so recognizable and memorable. For better or for worse. "I hate sand. It's course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere" "There's always a bigger fish" "I love democracy" "This is where the fun begins" "A surprise to be sure but a welcome one" "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground" "I am the Senate" And of course "a fine addition to my collection" to name just a few. I can even hear who says what and their exact tone.


TheAnswerToYang

English motherfucker. Do you speak it?


styles1996

What?


Vonnicles

Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more goddamn time!


Mortambulist

"Does he look like a bitch?"


wisconsinking

YOU GET NOTHING!! YOU LOOSE, GOOD DAY SIR!!


[deleted]

THERE IS NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!


T8TT003D

I'm your huckleberry


AlohaChris

Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just… walked over your grave.


[deleted]

I have a twofer: "If you're from Africa... why are you *white*?" "Oh my god, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're *white.*"


lelakat

"She doesn't even go here!" Such a wonderful movie. I think the dialogue is a huge part of why it endures the way it does. It's so memorable and it doesn't seem forced either. There's no forced insertion of current slang and overt pop culture references that will be dated in a few years or "hello fellow kids" type of writing. Sure it's a product of it's time but it still can stand alone as a story in a timeless way.


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Absolutely. And it's just such an *insanely quotable* movie. It's up there with Airplane! IMO as one of the most quotable comedies ever. Tina Fey absolutely killed it with the script, and the cast was just perfect. Plus, despite being so damn funny, it also has a lot of heart to it. Even Karen and Gretchen (especially Karen) can come off surprisingly sweet, like when Gretchen thinks Cady has a crush on Kevin G and is actually sincerely encouraging her to go for it. Plus, I have a big crush on both Rajiv Surendra and Jonathan Bennett, thanks to the movie.


shotsdowngg

Wakanda Forever


ClothDiaperAddicts

I prefer him being commanding. Like “get this man a shield.”


-lufepoh-

"POTTER" (Pronounced pppppppppppoe-tuh)


Mortambulist

Here's lookin' at you, kid.


ShinoGGO420

“Get in mah belleh!!” “Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?” “What are you doing in my swamp?!?” Just to name a few :)


240Nordey

I am Iron Man.


bennie_thejet30

“Do you like apples?”


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[deleted]

“NO, NO GOD PLEASE NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOOO”


asvrology

Alright alright alright


Animator_Spaminator

“THIS. IS. SPARTTAAAA”


not-really-adam

That’s not knife. THIS is a knife.


Hot_Flan651

Beuler , Beuler Beuler


StaceyMike

"Do you feel lucky? Well do ya'?"


milfsie

'WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!'


taxfolder

Pivot!


Da5idG

You made a time machine out of a DeLorean?


[deleted]

Roads? Where we’re going we won’t need… roads


Hup110516

Inconceivable!


BigCousCous

Wowwww


WaterCluster

Engage.


sparklingshanaya

“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you’re looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.”