A few years back I would send emails to my buddy and write multiple lines of "i love machine gun Kelly" in a white font at the bottom. You wouldn't know it's there unless you click-dragged, but after a while it changed all his advertising algorithms to just serve him machine gun Kelly news articles, advertising, music videos, etc. He thought MGK was stalking him. Good times!
[I didn’t realize this was an actual thing…lol](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.news18.com/amp/news/buzz/tweet-saying-adam-levine-looks-like-a-chipotle-bag-goes-viral-netizens-in-splits-6038149.html)
I’m fairly convinced the World’s Sexiest Man Alive award is sold to the highest bidder, which makes sense of so many of the judges on The Voice winning it
It's not that. The pool of candidates starts with whoever is having a career moment. Then attractiveness is considered. Then "does their publicist hate us?" Finally, wholly depends on who'll cooperate (do the photo shoot, press, etc.). If you think the Sexist Person Alive is not that great, it's because few people fit that criteria, and their first choices refused to play ball.
Someone once said he looks like a "jar of hot mayonnaise," and I couldn't agree more.
Edit: Damn, never thought my most upvoted comment would be throwing shade on Blake Shelton, but here we are.
I didn't know what he looked like so I just looked it up. He looks ok, I guess, but sexiest man alive? I could see him winning "sexiest man in the checkout aisle at Walmart", maybe.
As a UK resident I can confirm that every grandma smoking a cig outside the caravan on every cheap holiday I went on as a kid, looked exactly like Rod Stewart, and that’s not a compliment to either party…
Machine gun Kelly. Gross. Someone missing a greasy idiotic teenager?
edit: my highest karma comment is about a sickly looking B rate celebrity... I'll take it!
There is a newspaper article from a girl that lived in the same boarding house as Jagger before he was famous and she stated that even then always had hot women around.
Had a friend (F) who met Jagger when he was starting to be famous and said he wasn't good looking but OMG he was SOOOO sexy.
As a straight male I can see this, esp the young version
Someone said he's the male equivalent to the Manic Pixie Dream Girl, the Chaos Goblin Line Cook
EDIT because this comment blew up: Found [the tweet I was referencing](https://twitter.com/yeehaw_meg/status/1461894785921396740?t=fsbD05KCgHgT-0qLOnJwsw&s=19)
Him being considered hot, seems like it was a big joke that no-one got, and in order not to seem stupid, people just went "yea... I guess I can see it. Yeah, he is hot." And it spiraled out of control.
I find them grotesque. The fake body parts, fake marriages, fake relationships, fake "reality" show, fake "oopsie" release of a sex tape to gain popularity and the disgusting mother who manipulates and uses her children for personal gain. And the asses. The pocked, massive, disproportionate, unrealistic giant fat-filled fake asses that are air-brushed and photoshopped in fake images spread all over media making girls and women feel like that's somehow an ideal they should aspire to. Seriously fuck the Kardashians. They need cancellation like now.
Was going to comment this, glad I checked first. SJP in Hocus Pocus was on a completely different level than anything else she's ever done. Kind of like Cameron Diaz in The Mask
Oh my god another person that thinks that! I've never found Cameron Diaz particularly attractive EXCEPT in The Mask. She's like a completely different person in that movie.
Exactly. I had to put up with a life sized cardboard cutout looming at me from across the bedroom for years 'cause the missus would absolutely cream her panties every time he came on the TV and refused to let me throw it out.
I'm like, damn, I know you like bad boys but Norman looks like an unwashed alcoholic roofer who's hobbies are abusing pain meds and reving his Harley through the trailer park at 3 in the morning.
That's the main problem. I don't find him attractive, but if his hair looked clean he would be perfectly average-ish. But his hair makes him look like he won a casting call searching for methed up white trash.
Bella Hadid.
It seems like every other week some new celeb is thirsting after her, from Drake to The Weeknd, and for the life of me I can't figure out why. She looks like someone tried to create Cate Blanchett using the character creator in Skyrim, but set all the sliders just a little too high.
In place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!
EDIT: Watch the Lord of the Rings movies.
>What's so terrible about the Dawn? Also, I'm not really being sold on the "treacherous" part, that sounds like electing the Tories for another term
Hahaha that is an excellent description of her 😂
I find her so harsh and elongated to look at for some reason. I also think it’s sad that her mom made her get a new nose at 14 tbh. Her mother has a lot to answer for.
It seems like some of you are naming celebrities people find hot but you dont, not actual sex symbols though. Like Prince, he's a well known sex symbol. Or Marilyn Monroe
Talking to older people, they say people didn't think Madonna was that attractive even back then, it was literally the sexual energy and lyrics that got the people going.
Yeah this post is all just insert random celebrity that’s borderline attractive but not my type. Idek what classifies as a sex symbol but it’s definitely not Pete Davidson lmao.
Whenever I hear lines like this I think of star wars when obi wan describes darth vader. He describes him as mostly metal now or something like that. Oh Megan Fox, she used to be real, mostly plastic now.
I have to assume you missed him in pre-Superman roles? The Tudors? Tristan and Isolde? Henry Cavill was always, always hot. Superman is just a clean-cut manicured character.
My girlfriend and I watched The Witcher a while back. She has this weird thing where whenever we'd start watching it, Henry Caville would come on and do something cool, and then she'd go into the bathroom for a long time.
Dunno what she was doing in there, but it gave me plenty of time to jerk off to Henry Caville/Geralt
Watch Mission Impossible: Fallout. You get to see the mustache he was contractually obligated to keep resulting in a CGI upper lip for Justice League. Boy does he look hot when he's in the bathroom fight seen
Steven Tyler. I just don't see it sorry.
Dude looks like a lady... A lady that can fit a whole grapefruit in their mouth.
Machine Gun Kelly. Literally looks like a skin sack on meth
Slenderman Aaron Carter
A few years back I would send emails to my buddy and write multiple lines of "i love machine gun Kelly" in a white font at the bottom. You wouldn't know it's there unless you click-dragged, but after a while it changed all his advertising algorithms to just serve him machine gun Kelly news articles, advertising, music videos, etc. He thought MGK was stalking him. Good times!
I think I'm massively petty but I love this so much. I can't wait to find a "buddy" to play this prank on. Thanks for the idea.
I've never been attracted to Adam Levine
I keep confusing him with Adam Devine.
DeMamp Camp
He just looks like a meth addict without the sores…
That body of his is absurd
Like a Chipotle bag
I'm in the UK and had to Google what a Chipotle bag and god.. he really does look like one.
[I didn’t realize this was an actual thing…lol](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.news18.com/amp/news/buzz/tweet-saying-adam-levine-looks-like-a-chipotle-bag-goes-viral-netizens-in-splits-6038149.html)
Looks Iike the school bully who couldn't get in the police academy
Blake Shelton. I couldn't see it when they voted him sexiest man, I still can't see it a few years on.
I’m fairly convinced the World’s Sexiest Man Alive award is sold to the highest bidder, which makes sense of so many of the judges on The Voice winning it
It's not that. The pool of candidates starts with whoever is having a career moment. Then attractiveness is considered. Then "does their publicist hate us?" Finally, wholly depends on who'll cooperate (do the photo shoot, press, etc.). If you think the Sexist Person Alive is not that great, it's because few people fit that criteria, and their first choices refused to play ball.
The sexiest man alive is this potato. Star of Mister Potato Part Two. Sponsored by the great state of Idaho.
There's an episode of "Don't trust the B in Apt 23" where they change the sexiest man alive just to prove a point and it's 10/10.
That show is criminally underrated.
Came here to say this. If only people truly understood the origin story of James and DWTS.
Whoever the judges were, they were absolutely paid off. His head is lumpy rectangle.
Someone once said he looks like a "jar of hot mayonnaise," and I couldn't agree more. Edit: Damn, never thought my most upvoted comment would be throwing shade on Blake Shelton, but here we are.
“Blake Shelton isn’t even the hottest Blake Shelton”
I didn't know what he looked like so I just looked it up. He looks ok, I guess, but sexiest man alive? I could see him winning "sexiest man in the checkout aisle at Walmart", maybe.
I once saw him described as “sexiest divorced dad at the neighborhood barbecue
Rod Stewart.
As a UK resident I can confirm that every grandma smoking a cig outside the caravan on every cheap holiday I went on as a kid, looked exactly like Rod Stewart, and that’s not a compliment to either party…
Hello, fellow old person (with whom I completely agree)!
Machine gun Kelly. Gross. Someone missing a greasy idiotic teenager? edit: my highest karma comment is about a sickly looking B rate celebrity... I'll take it!
Someone referred to him as Twink-182 and I can never not call him that now.
beards weird
Why he yellin at the mic :((
And then he went on a radio show and tried to talk shit about Eminem dissing his man bun in his reply lmao
Machine gun Kelly,bro looks like kevin federline.
He's considered a sex symbol? Damn, you learn something new everyday
If he was a sex symbol, he would be 🚫
> If he was a sex symbol, he would be 🚫 TIL I am a sex symbol.
MGK, Travis Barker, Pete Davidson all fall under the male answer to the manic pixie dream girl. Chaos goblin man child.
Yes! It’s the “toxic line cook with good D energy”
I always said toxic line cook goblin!
Strangely I thought this of Pete Davidson, but Mgk also reminds me of Jared Leto's Joker
That’s because Pete Davidson looks like the muppet version of MGK.
I can never forget the "butthole eyes" insult from the mean tweets in reference to him. It was so spot on that now it's all I see.
MGK has the biggest “you’re lucky they’re holding me back bro” vibe just looking at him.
I've never understood Adam Levine's hype... always looked slimy and assholish for me. Same with James Franco.
His tattoos look like a child’s leg cast after it’s been signed by everyone in school.
I saw somebody compare them to a Chipotle bag which is 100% accurate
“If Target designed a man”
Mossimo lookin’ motherfucker
He looks like he went to a shop and said “I would like tattoos please.” With no follow up
[удалено]
“Just fuck my shit up”
It's like he pointed at the flash wall and was like, "I'll take the lot"
Levine just reeks of disingenuous douche. I can smell it through the internet.
Same with Leto.
[удалено]
Holy fuck Holy fucking fuck
it’s so embarrassing to read the screenshots
I may need to see the booty
that body of yours is absurd
Dave Franco is the *real* attractive Franco brother
Have you seen the little hours? It’s just 2 hours of nun Aubrey plaza and nun Alison Brie fighting over who gets to bang him.
Hang or bang?
Pete Davidson
Dude looks like a neanderthal who was given a few sharpies.
This one boggles me.
Yes, Adam Levine has got beady eyes which makes him look like something is not right with him.
Kim Kardashian. She looks like a weird collection of spare parts.
It's like someone tried to draw a blowup doll from memory.
This is an absolutely perfect description
She is spare parts, bud.
I saw a picture once of her standing next to normal people and it kind of highlighted how inhuman she looks in comparison.
I like the pictures of her standing next to Rihanna. Really emphasizes how weird Kim looks and how gorgeous Rihanna is.
Her face looks lifeless
Cardi B. I just don’t get it. Kinda line the Kardashians.
Gwyneth Parthlow, i was suprised she was voted sexiest woman...she reminds me of the crazy moms at school.
The crazy mom dialed to 11 who tries to invite everyone she meets into a ponzi scheme.
> Parthlow
Everyone's just letting Parthlow slide
Yeah, she's pretty, but I've always felt she had the sex appeal of a banana slug.
Mick Jager
As my dad once said “Yeah, but he’s ugly all the way to the bank.”
What did your dad two say?
I’ll never call you son
I´d say that Mick Jagger won´t find Mick Jagger attractive, but that man has quite the charisma.
Sometimes charisma goes a long way.
There is a newspaper article from a girl that lived in the same boarding house as Jagger before he was famous and she stated that even then always had hot women around.
Young Mick Jagger in the early 60s: I get this, he was born a swagger, sneering, snotty rockstar. Now, well, he’s MICK JAGGER.
Had a friend (F) who met Jagger when he was starting to be famous and said he wasn't good looking but OMG he was SOOOO sexy. As a straight male I can see this, esp the young version
Pete Davidson. I think I could find a look alike at my nearest gas station
I think you'll find Pete Davidson at a gas station anyway
Any one of the fake butt implant people
Chrissy Teigen. She looks like a plastic sloth.
Damn this comment section is filled with some hilarious roasts.
She looks like a cabbage patch kid or one of those old panty hose dolls
pete davidson. never got it never will
I saw a comment that said he has line cook energy, and I think that’s very accurate
Isn’t line cook energy just cocaine?
Cocaine, mental illness, god-awful tattoos…
Mis matched clothes, reeking of cigs and somehow has the confidence to hit on the hot FOH staff
Confidence will take you far.
Someone said he's the male equivalent to the Manic Pixie Dream Girl, the Chaos Goblin Line Cook EDIT because this comment blew up: Found [the tweet I was referencing](https://twitter.com/yeehaw_meg/status/1461894785921396740?t=fsbD05KCgHgT-0qLOnJwsw&s=19)
A more specific subset of the overarching category, Tattoo Boyfriend.
"Sexually Competent Dirtbag" is the other one I've heard, which is also a very accurate description.
You don't like the struggling for life look?
He looks like an eternally famished vampire.
My man looks like he's dying of tuberculosis.
Him being considered hot, seems like it was a big joke that no-one got, and in order not to seem stupid, people just went "yea... I guess I can see it. Yeah, he is hot." And it spiraled out of control.
That’s so much of celebrity culture honestly
How in the fuck is Pete Davidson considered a sex symbol?
He has a 10 in penis that Kanye can’t stop thinking of
If I was Pete, I'd constantly be sending dick pics to Kanye. But dress it up with stupid costumes, like a cowboy or the matrix.
or make it look like a fish stick
I don't think he'd get it
Any Kardashian
First read this as "Andy Kardashian" Was puzzled how I'd never heard of that one haha
He’s the normal one they keep locked up in the basement.
If they lock him up but let the others out it's best not to discuss Andy
Kim is actually an Andy Kaufman character that's gone entirely too far
Hmm... I've never seen them in the same room together. I think you're on to something.
I find them grotesque. The fake body parts, fake marriages, fake relationships, fake "reality" show, fake "oopsie" release of a sex tape to gain popularity and the disgusting mother who manipulates and uses her children for personal gain. And the asses. The pocked, massive, disproportionate, unrealistic giant fat-filled fake asses that are air-brushed and photoshopped in fake images spread all over media making girls and women feel like that's somehow an ideal they should aspire to. Seriously fuck the Kardashians. They need cancellation like now.
"It looks like a Hefty-Bag full of cottage cheese." - Paris Hilton
Sarah Jessica Parker's PR team worked overtime to convince the world she was a sex symbol.
Came looking for her. I don't think she's ugly but not some super babe people tried to make her out to be.
Her in the original hocus pocus does things for me though.
Just rewatched this like a week ago, and I 100% agree
I've always been thinking she's kinda evangelist of a style like "yeah, I'm not beautiful but self-confident enough to be considered hot"
Yeah as a New Yorker I have heard many times....sex appeal is like kareoke, confidence and enthusiasm makes up for lack of talent.
I agree EXCEPT for Hocus Pocus. She’s a goth smoke show in Hocus Pocus.
Was going to comment this, glad I checked first. SJP in Hocus Pocus was on a completely different level than anything else she's ever done. Kind of like Cameron Diaz in The Mask
Oh my god another person that thinks that! I've never found Cameron Diaz particularly attractive EXCEPT in The Mask. She's like a completely different person in that movie.
I am not attracted to Cameron Diaz at all. But somehow, her characters in The Mask and There's Something About Mary...... top of the crush list.
She and Adam Driver need to hook up and have a pony.
Omg, this a burn alright.
John Legend. Guy looks like a walking talking bee sting.
idk i think he looks like [Arthur](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Read#/media/File%3AArthur_Read.svg)
[so does Chrissy ](https://twitter.com/johnlegend/status/989172547567603712?lang=en)
Kim kardashian, I've never seen her as attractive at all
Norman Reedus...always looked like wet dog chained up outside too long to me.
Exactly. I had to put up with a life sized cardboard cutout looming at me from across the bedroom for years 'cause the missus would absolutely cream her panties every time he came on the TV and refused to let me throw it out. I'm like, damn, I know you like bad boys but Norman looks like an unwashed alcoholic roofer who's hobbies are abusing pain meds and reving his Harley through the trailer park at 3 in the morning.
Hold up, she had a life-size cardboard cutout *in your bedroom*? I hope you had one of your own choosing as well
It would be really tempting to choose someone else unsexy like Ted Cruz.
I really don't get how he manages to always have his hair look extremely greasy.
That's the main problem. I don't find him attractive, but if his hair looked clean he would be perfectly average-ish. But his hair makes him look like he won a casting call searching for methed up white trash.
People find him attractive? Also: Found out yesterday he named his son Mingus lol
Mingus reedus? It’s so bad it’s kind of amazing
Tom Brady. My man looks like Vigo Mortensen in a funhouse mirror
Bella Hadid. It seems like every other week some new celeb is thirsting after her, from Drake to The Weeknd, and for the life of me I can't figure out why. She looks like someone tried to create Cate Blanchett using the character creator in Skyrim, but set all the sliders just a little too high.
To me she always looks as though she’s in The Matrix
r/rareinsults
In place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! EDIT: Watch the Lord of the Rings movies. >What's so terrible about the Dawn? Also, I'm not really being sold on the "treacherous" part, that sounds like electing the Tories for another term
Shit I thought galadriel-bot had broken containment for a sec
‘Tried to create Cate Blanchett using the character creator from Skyrim’ 😂😂😂 This is the funniest goddamn thing I’ve read on the internet all day.
Hahaha that is an excellent description of her 😂 I find her so harsh and elongated to look at for some reason. I also think it’s sad that her mom made her get a new nose at 14 tbh. Her mother has a lot to answer for.
Oh my Lord, I had never seen her before the plastic surgeries. She's just a normal looking girl under all that
She is absolutely an Altmer
It seems like some of you are naming celebrities people find hot but you dont, not actual sex symbols though. Like Prince, he's a well known sex symbol. Or Marilyn Monroe
Then my answer is Madonna.
Talking to older people, they say people didn't think Madonna was that attractive even back then, it was literally the sexual energy and lyrics that got the people going.
Yeah this post is all just insert random celebrity that’s borderline attractive but not my type. Idek what classifies as a sex symbol but it’s definitely not Pete Davidson lmao.
Not so much current, but David Hasselhoff. What the fuck.
Ok but hear me out…. Knight Rider David Hasselhoff?
K.I.T.T carried that show
So you'd rather fuck K.I.T.T than David Hasselhoff? Meh, I can see it.
Danny DeVito, and I totally see it
They said sex symbol, not sex god.
Screw symbols. He is sex itself.
Owner of sex
Finally, CEO of Sex
It’s the magnum dong.
He needs a monster condom for it.
I’d let him unzip me.
Jesus what a specimen
Can mantis my toboggan any time!
My husband swears he does not see the attraction to Megan Fox everyone else sees.
She looked good before all the plastic but she was never a good actress
Whenever I hear lines like this I think of star wars when obi wan describes darth vader. He describes him as mostly metal now or something like that. Oh Megan Fox, she used to be real, mostly plastic now.
“She’s more mannequin now, than woman; plastic and vacant.”
At one point in time, I would have answered Henry Cavill, and then I found "The Witcher." Just damn.
I have to assume you missed him in pre-Superman roles? The Tudors? Tristan and Isolde? Henry Cavill was always, always hot. Superman is just a clean-cut manicured character.
Teenage Cavill in The Count of Monte Cristo is adorable
That scene where he walks into Yennefers mask orgy is one of the sexiest things I’ve ever seen.
I was really attracted to Yennefer in that mask
As someone once said "I'm straight, but not THAT straight."
Someone used Henry Cavill as an example of hot vs attractive. Henry Cavill as superman is attractive but not hot, Henry Cavill as the Witcher is hot
Im a straight guy and when i watched the witcher serie even i was like "...Damn"
I was like: Hmmmm, fuck
Wind's howling...
My girlfriend and I watched The Witcher a while back. She has this weird thing where whenever we'd start watching it, Henry Caville would come on and do something cool, and then she'd go into the bathroom for a long time. Dunno what she was doing in there, but it gave me plenty of time to jerk off to Henry Caville/Geralt
Yeah, always thought he looked too smooth & perfect, but loved him in the Witcher, he looked so ruff ruff.
Watch Mission Impossible: Fallout. You get to see the mustache he was contractually obligated to keep resulting in a CGI upper lip for Justice League. Boy does he look hot when he's in the bathroom fight seen
I love when he loads his fists in that scene
(Speaking for someone else) Channing Tatum Edit: Christ guys this is my first comment to reach 4k upvotes. Can’t believe this is the one.
I think he looks like a thumb
Yes! And that tree trunk neck, I just don't get it.
He’s a golden retriever that somehow got turned into a person, I swear.
He looks like he needs help reading a menu