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Badlay

Christmas Eve. My brother came home drunk from the neighbor's party and got himself a giant cup of water. He didn't have a chance to drink it before he spilled it on the table and passed out on the couch. A solid 64 ounces of water spilled on every colored tissue paper you can imagine. Puddling on onto moms brand new white carpeting installed for the holidays. lol I still laugh thinking about how hard I was laughing when she found him Christmas morning. 20 years old and just a giant POS ruining Christmas before he goes back to college. Bless his heart


oreo_cookie01

I only have one question… *white carpets?*


balenciaghoe

I was 8 years old and my family was planning on going to a family trip to Paris the next day and they left me home alone , then two men decided to rob our house, then I beat them up till they were gone.


ShowinMyOFace

Ditto but New York.


JennySparklezz

Wait… What?!