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_captain_hair

There are two kinds of people: those that pee in the shower and those that lie about peeing in the shower.


GeorgianPeaches

You forgot those who think it's disgusting to pee in the shower because they haven't understood how house pipes work.


groma05

That reminds me of that one Seinfeld episode where Jerry freaks over peeing in the shower and says it’s about the pipes and I was like wtf is he talking about


SagVibes

I’d like to propose a third: OCD hygienic people that freak out if anyone pees in their shower


YogurtclosetFresh654

A fourth group of people. Those of us who pee in OCD people's showers.


_99Percent

Fifth. Those who shower in OCD people’s pee.


SagVibes

I don’t think you guys live to see another day, unfortunately


MrStealurGirllll

Very similar to the two kinds of pool peeing people.


[deleted]

Yup! Sometimes on my husband while we are in there too😂


HornyLittleHobbitses

Never tried it! Getting curious now


cereallover81

Same 🙂


U_DontNoMe

I can honestly say, I have never peed on this person’s husband in the shower…


Snorkelbender

Do it. He’ll thank you for it.


lolwhat338

That's SOOOO hot!


E7331899

Marriage Goals 👏😁


MrSalvos

peed on my wife too in the shower, no regrets.


groma05

NO WHY


imadeacrumble

When mine pees I cup it in my hand and throw it up like confetti 🎊


Ralks_86

Have you ever done it without him knowing is the question


lolwhat338

That's hot! I want a girl to do that to me


bigtrees222

I’ve never NOT peed in the shower


lastnightsglitter

The only time I haven't is when showering with people I also pretty much always pee in pools & my hot tub


DrannonMoore

The shower is one thing. The pool and hot tub, really? The water stays in there all year! You're just basking in your own piss at that point. Old hot smelly piss in the hot tub. That's nasty asf.


Organic-Acids

Of course. It goes right down the drain. Also pee shivers in the hot water feels fantastic.


No_BIiss

What on earth are pee shivers?


Organic-Acids

That tingly feeling that sends shivers up your spine when you have a very relieving piss.


No_BIiss

That is- something I’ve never heard of, actually Sounds interesting?


ATS_throwaway

I don't. Not for any particular reason, though. I think it's just how I was raised.


Cheekygirl97

“There are only two types of people in this world, those who pee in the shower and fucking liars!” - Jenna Marbles


Firebolt164

It ticks me off when I'm showering with my wife and she pees right down the drain. I'm like _"Honey, I'm right here! Can you please have a little courtesy and pee on my dick at least?!?"_


[deleted]

Tbh I’d find that incredibly hot lol


KinkyWife123

Hehehe, if you saw my content you'd know that I do. Often go to shower just to pee 😅


Mixma85

Username checks out.


[deleted]

Im going to have to check this out


KinkyWife123

You're welcome to 😁


[deleted]

Currently am i seem so hot


[deleted]

22ww22w222w2w😀wcccc


Internal-Sky4418

No


Noturtype_1

Nope, it's so gross


anothersadpisces

Every single time


[deleted]

Yes, pretty much every time I shower


topofthediscardpile

No. That’s what a toilet is for.


Busy-Bullfrog673

Sure do. Even if I'm not alone.


diadia12

Yeah...did you know it's actually good for your toes?


blackcouchy1990

No athletes foot for you


Evilmendo

Absolutely. Sometimes. It goes down the same drain. Not a big deal in the least.


Beneficial_Diamond73

No I don't like it


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Successful_Oil_3270

How is it haram to pee in the shower?


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Successful_Oil_3270

Sink..?


MasterRedx

I try to catch the stream in my mouth so I don't make the tub dirty.


Dlon_808

Hell yes


Successful_Oil_3270

Sometimes hehe


freak_attentionwhore

I don’t because my shower is really small and it makes the whole shower smell like piss.


Educational_Bus8550

Something wrong with your piss then because it shouldn’t linger for too long especially if the water is hitting it and washing it off.


freak_attentionwhore

It doesn’t stick for long it’s just when I actually do it.


Educational_Bus8550

Ahhh gotchu. I thought you meant like the smell embedded somehow into the shower or something


orangestar17

I swear before Reddit, I didn't know so many people peed in the shower. I've literally never heard anyone ever talk about it. I guess I had never thought about it being a thing. My husband recoiled when I asked if he does and said absolutely not. I guess we just aren't a pee in the shower kind of couple lol


One_Medicine93

He Lied


[deleted]

No. That's why we have toilets just a few steps away from the shower.


RollinThruLife02

No. A toilet exists for a reason. And it’s right next to the shower most of the time. I think it’s nasty, especially when other people are using the shower after you.


[deleted]

Nah gross


IEnjoyBettyWhite

Of course.


abc0586

Always


HornyLittleHobbitses

Really Severus? After all this time?


littlehoneyflower

Lmfaooo


[deleted]

Every day.


DrockTipps

Occasionally if I have to


metallicspectre

Sometimes 🤷‍♂️


dirtysoutherngent

If I need to I do idgaf who is in there with me either


Outside_Shelter_2885

When you got to go you got to go. But i rather pee outside.


[deleted]

Of course I pee in the shower sometimes you gotta pee when you need to pee


LCJ78

Always


clnvghn

🤭👋


Thick-Entry2196

Yep


ekimlive

Do you wash in the toilet? No. Or at least you shouldn't be.


[deleted]

Yes and I’m not ashamed to admit it, though I draw the line when people shit and waffle stomp it down the drain


[deleted]

Is that a Russian badger reference?


[deleted]

That’s where I remember the joke from thanks I couldn’t remember where I heard it lol


trisha1939

The shower my bed my pants my diaper i just pee everywhere


CuriousBonobo

Usually. It's when the water hits you and it feels natural to just let it go. Besides, I would feel like I'm wasting water if I use the toilet, flush and then get in the shower.


LaRenegate

Absolutely yes! Why wouldn't I? Saves water


Devilfuit_chan

I wasn't gonna comment but how the f this become so sexualised?


UnusualFlute411

Depends if it’s the golden hour or not


decaturfinest

Of course


Moss78

100% yes and have peed on my wife in the shower…


[deleted]

Why waste a toilet flush


littlehoneyflower

Preferably on my boyfriend's dick, but yes.


MaryMisbehaves

Yes and I automatically assume anyone that says no is lying.


freeportskrill420

Regardless, as soon as I get in the shower and my whole body gets wet I pee every time


Krista39530

Yes, usually on someone!!!


BlueBalledToe

Yup, I'd say most mornings I do


PaigeTurnher

Yep


[deleted]

Yes, pretty much every time


Inevitable_Employ_29

Absolutely. Why wouldn't i?


sendmeboobs69

yeah


MentionFickle

Every chance I get


madcow61

Absolutely


jesakm

Yes it’s not just men who can piss anywhere us women can aswell


[deleted]

I’m finding that out more and more today lol


jesakm

Lol


[deleted]

If you can resist peeing when that warm water hits you then you are not human and your DNA consists of lies


fatjesus_97

Yes but that's cause I have a pee kink and Damn it feels good to let it drip down my legs.


[deleted]

Sounds hot to me lol


SaturnalianGhost

IT’S ALL PIPES!


nebulousprariedog

What kind of filthy animal pees in the toilet and wastes water?


BasicallyJustAPotato

There’s two kinds of people. Those who pee in the shower, and liars.


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[deleted]

Yes who doesn’t


gutsonmynuts

I pee in the shower while brushing my teeth.


[deleted]

Oh yeah


centralpaguy1962

Every time


sx70forlifexx

Always


Bitter-Awareness-851

Every day


[deleted]

Sure. Sometimes


[deleted]

Everytime


VashonEly2017

Everyday


shawtystrawberry

yes


[deleted]

Everyday


Traceydavid93

Nope but in the pool yeah 🙊


[deleted]

Always


[deleted]

Every single time.


Fluctuating_electron

Yes. No need to add “be honest”


raz0rflea

It's all pipes!


Ralks_86

“ITS ALL PIPES!!” -George Costanza


mischiefmanaged31678

Every time.


hepice1

Yep. Even if someone is in the shower with me I'll still pee in it


[deleted]

Yes.


blndcoyote

There are two kinds of people in this world... people who pee in the shower, and people who pee in the shower and don't admit it!


[deleted]

Yes lol


[deleted]

Who doesn’t?


talantua

Yes. But only at home.


PretendFisherman1999

Yes!


kittendaddy65

Not allways, but more and more


sillysexymama95

Absolutely


_Neo_64

Uh yeah. You really think im gonna get out and sit on my toilet?


Educational_Bus8550

Who hasn’t peed in the shower? If you said you haven’t YOU A FUCKING LIAR


v43havkar

Nah I hate urine smell mixxed with hot water, starts to fill the air like I after dive right into the toilet


Armedes369

Yeah


TaisDoubt

of course, who does not really?


Hot_Care_7548

Straight down the plug hole


janedoecurious

Not regularly, but I have before.


Rude-Dependent7049

I never understood that. I grew up being told it's okay since then just getting in the shower makes me need to pee. But how is that disgusting when you get in, pee and start washing urself


groma05

Yeah


Ishiibradwpgjets

Every chance I get. Boy do the guys at the Y get upset with me.


bebedumpling

yes


Alternative-Poem-337

Absolutely.


wastedmammoth

"ITS ALL PIPES WHATS THE DIFFERENCE"


tuenthe463

Every morning. We are also a two pees per flush household. There is 0 point in flushing 2 gallons of water to get rid of 16 oz of pee. Rule is if you pee on somebody else's pee you flush it.


[deleted]

Sometimes.


TuPacSchwartz411

Not often due to the fact I pee outside with the dogs before my shower.


Treesaretherealenemy

I thought there are 2 types of people in the world - shower pee-ers and liars.


PlanetaryGhost

Yep! Usually just being there makes me have to go. Also love when my wife pees on me in there too xD


LayneLowe

I only pee in the shower


Moss78

100% yes and have peed on my wife in the shower…


downeastkyle87

I didn’t used to but have started to after washing to get any soap out


[deleted]

Yes


[deleted]

Yes


vBertes

Of course I do. People lie about this??


bradhunt2543

Yep!


Im-bibitch

Gross no


Draconisnite

Yes almost everytime. Love to pee for my fiance she loves it and I really enjoy it when she pees for me or on me.


kimmyinpublic

If I have to pee right before I'm hopping in the shower, totally. I feel like it's less wasteful of water.


igivebadadviceAMA

Yep


stingublue

Yes


Greg13Nomad

Yes, but I never poo. That's just sick.


WielderOfTheSpear

Yep


PrimeTinus

No


MyNameIsRabbitMan

Yup every time and I'm not afraid to admit it because dammit ALMOST EVERYONE DOES IT


deathleper

Who doesn’t?


jersey1990

Sure. But typically only if I know I'm cleaning it soon. If I just cleaned it, then no, because I want it clean for a bubble bath


scarousing

Of course! It conserves water. :)


impala6769

Yes


Ah_Zam

Yes, right now… Oh shit, my phone!


InsertInMyButt

Yep. From the hall


[deleted]

“Probably gets out of the showers to take a piss” is a damning insult.


Valuable_Balance_316

There’s two types of people in this world. 1. Those who pee in the shower. 2. Dirty liars.


read2now

Yes probably once a month


Swiss_El_Rosso

At home = Yes In a gym = No In a hotel alone or with my wife = Yes