I ask, sometimes before the date if we’ve been taking quite a bit.
I was engaged to a man who had undiagnosed bipolar.
Blissfully riding high the first 1.5 years.
The rest was awful.
As someone who is bipolar, at some point he has to ask himself what it is about the manic state that attracts him. The general lack of impulse control? The constant torrent of baseless enthusiasm? There is nothing stable about being manic, and that clearly appeals to him. It also rarely lasts more than a few months, so they must have moved pretty fast.
Basically, he is more likely to solve this problem by looking inward than outward.
It is and it kinda shows that you're interested in something long-term (you normally wouldn't care if it's just a fling, right?). Though obviously it matters *how* you ask that question.
Interestingly enough, it's a pretty decent ice-breaker. Not in the sense that you'll find many girl who would take you up on that offer, but some girls will find it funny. And being confident enough to ask that, makes you a bit more attractive. So you got 2 points straight from the start.
Obviously though, there's a high chance the girl will get offended or even slap you though, so it's a high-risk approach and various degree of results since it depends on what you say after that.
Na, money makes you attractive to a ho. Also, keep in mind that no middle-aged man should ask that in the first place. But a teenager, someone in their 20s, sure. And that's when people are sleeping around so it kinda fits lol
I do tell them. Had it on my dating profile (when I was doing that sort of thing) and I think it put a lot of guys off. It’s not for everyone. It’s just funny & ironic to me that in this day and age dudes be all about eating ass but get weirded out about sucking toes.
Oh. And nah, no tit or feet pix for you.
Do you fuck on first dates?
Does your Dad own a brewery?
Can I feel your tits?
Or will you show them to me?
Kevin Bloody Wilson, ladies and gentlemen, Australia’s finest.
dull shocking toothbrush tidy direction theory scary full fearless pocket
*This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
I've said allot of these things before and on a first date and it worked out well. I think it has allot to do with context, how you say it, and the kind of person you are with. After she laughed at my (I brought duct tape, trash bags and a shovel.....just incase this date doesnt go well, I picked out a spot for you next to all the others) joke, I kept them flying and she just kept laughing. I knew we were going to be good friends even if it didn't work romantically. Guess what, still friends.
Asking people not already a part of the kink community, what are your kinks?
People outside of the community usually don’t fully understand what those of us in it mean when we ask that.
Just ask them,
(1) what do you like physically and sexually?
(2) what don’t you like physically and sexually?
(3) what things are you curious about physically and sexually
There are so many more men active in the kink community right now and way too few women. When a man asks a woman about “her kinks” or talks about “his kinks,” many women misunderstand and think “kinks” has to be something extreme or scary.
Men unwittingly drive away many sexually fun and exciting women just using words the women are unfamiliar with and that are wrongly associated with super extreme practices.
Can I squeeze all the gunk out of your pores and film it for r/popping?
This sets the bar incredibly high for further interactions, but at least this way you know you've got a quality lady/man if they say yes!
Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED KENNY!!!
Join us next time. Same bat-time. Same bat-channel.
Or my personal favorite video game quote, “You of all people should know, there’s plenty wrong with me.”
So, how deep is your pussy?
My favorite Bee Gees song.
Nearly spat my drink out. Bravo!
I really need to know 🎵
"So.....how many people have you actually had sex with?"
So….how many people have you spread your legs for?
How easy it is to get between those legs?
Should I just queue or is there a ticketing system?
Will you text me when my table is ready?
Please take this pager.
Everyone asks for body count so let me do you one more original. Where on your body did you have semen before?
Run a black light on her.
smile crowd steer snails hungry nail elastic somber heavy silky *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
If yes, "you should leave some happiness for other people too" If no, "is that why you keep eating your feelings away?"
[удалено]
I ask, sometimes before the date if we’ve been taking quite a bit. I was engaged to a man who had undiagnosed bipolar. Blissfully riding high the first 1.5 years. The rest was awful.
Seems a good second date question
Unless he was only dating them for a couple weeks before marrying them, bipolar disorder wouldn't suddenly rear its head after a wedding.
As someone who is bipolar, at some point he has to ask himself what it is about the manic state that attracts him. The general lack of impulse control? The constant torrent of baseless enthusiasm? There is nothing stable about being manic, and that clearly appeals to him. It also rarely lasts more than a few months, so they must have moved pretty fast. Basically, he is more likely to solve this problem by looking inward than outward.
Honestly I do that same thing if I’m talking to someone and am interested hey it’s a fair question
It is and it kinda shows that you're interested in something long-term (you normally wouldn't care if it's just a fling, right?). Though obviously it matters *how* you ask that question.
I know a guy who ripped out a page in the phone book with psychiatrist numbers on his third date and gave it to her 🤣
“What’s your favourite Andrew Tate quote?”
Wait that’s an excellent filter though
Winner Winner right here.
You’re too kind!
Does anyone know where you are right now? Do you take American Express?
“Is your mom hot too?”
When will your mom be joining us?
Do you have a brother? Is he single? You know what, doesn’t matter. Do you like threesomes?
Can I interest you in joining my team/family of young go getters? We can help each other grow
"You are your own boss, make your own hours."
So how many times have *you* been arrested?
Bice emphasis on *you* 😅
I mean, I know the answer for me 😉
I had a guy ask me on a first date if marriage was on the table. Later found out he was already married.
So technically it was, but only for him
Wait what? Was he planning his second marriage already?
Wanna hear what my last victim said?
Go on. Tell us.
“So you’re sure Dad doesn’t mind?”
Ew. Goddamn it take my r/angryupvote hahahahahaha!
Someone once asked me what's my car, what's my net income I including investments, and dick size. Yeah no. That's right after I said nice to meet you
Wanna fuck?
This was kinda my opening pick up line. Excuse me, would like to fuck or should I apologize now
Did it actually work? I bet you got blocked quite a bit.
It was right about 1 out of 10 times it worked. Though this was in the early 90's when I was young and moved on quickly
Interestingly enough, it's a pretty decent ice-breaker. Not in the sense that you'll find many girl who would take you up on that offer, but some girls will find it funny. And being confident enough to ask that, makes you a bit more attractive. So you got 2 points straight from the start. Obviously though, there's a high chance the girl will get offended or even slap you though, so it's a high-risk approach and various degree of results since it depends on what you say after that.
Having the confidence to ask that makes you attractive to a ho. Not to anyone else.
Na, money makes you attractive to a ho. Also, keep in mind that no middle-aged man should ask that in the first place. But a teenager, someone in their 20s, sure. And that's when people are sleeping around so it kinda fits lol
“Do you ever press charges?”
What time does your husband get home?
Hahahahahaha
"What's your take on lancing boils?"
Can I be in your will?
Can I suck your toes?
shit, sometimes I want to ask that
I wish more dudes would ask me this tbh.
You should tell them that you like that. Let’s see your toes and your tits and we’ll go from there.
I do tell them. Had it on my dating profile (when I was doing that sort of thing) and I think it put a lot of guys off. It’s not for everyone. It’s just funny & ironic to me that in this day and age dudes be all about eating ass but get weirded out about sucking toes. Oh. And nah, no tit or feet pix for you.
Anything that’s been asked on ARAD
Sooo, how many paving tiles tall would you say you are?
Do you fuck on first dates? Does your Dad own a brewery? Can I feel your tits? Or will you show them to me? Kevin Bloody Wilson, ladies and gentlemen, Australia’s finest.
Especially if they have a nice face & look pretty honest.
Shall we get married now
dull shocking toothbrush tidy direction theory scary full fearless pocket *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Why wait? When you know, you know. Not getting any younger here….
scarce continue party violet summer long mourn sort rinse afterthought *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
I think so, yes.
coherent six memorize consist ad hoc rob memory capable wide full *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
How many kids do you want?
Can I feel your boobs? I want to see if they feel better than my last girlfriend.
Much like 85% of ARAD posts. What’ her opinion on dick sizes
What if I told you that you could be your own boss?
You Into butt stuff?
Is your asshole tight enough?
"None of my exes told you about me, did they?"
I've said allot of these things before and on a first date and it worked out well. I think it has allot to do with context, how you say it, and the kind of person you are with. After she laughed at my (I brought duct tape, trash bags and a shovel.....just incase this date doesnt go well, I picked out a spot for you next to all the others) joke, I kept them flying and she just kept laughing. I knew we were going to be good friends even if it didn't work romantically. Guess what, still friends.
Did u ever do her?
Yup plenty.
Have you accepted the lord Jesus christ..
... tell me about your car's extended warranty ...
r/thirdsentencewarranty 😅
Are you a virgin? Edit: What? This is a question you shouldn't ask on a first date, lol.
Can you help me grab my shovel
"Do you think it's a good idea to feel safe around me?"
So do you want me to list all of my STIs?
“Is this when I show you my latest STI test results, or should I wait until dessert?”
Are you a dirty slut?
Asking people not already a part of the kink community, what are your kinks? People outside of the community usually don’t fully understand what those of us in it mean when we ask that. Just ask them, (1) what do you like physically and sexually? (2) what don’t you like physically and sexually? (3) what things are you curious about physically and sexually There are so many more men active in the kink community right now and way too few women. When a man asks a woman about “her kinks” or talks about “his kinks,” many women misunderstand and think “kinks” has to be something extreme or scary. Men unwittingly drive away many sexually fun and exciting women just using words the women are unfamiliar with and that are wrongly associated with super extreme practices.
What's that smell?
That's awful.
Can you smell shite? I'm not sure bout that last fart.
[удалено]
OMG. Terrible
How big are your boobs? Have actually been asked this.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Best comment so far! 🦇
😉
Does anyone know you’re a date
You do anal
That's a standard question BEFORE the first date.
Does this look infected to you?
How much do you earn?
Can I squeeze all the gunk out of your pores and film it for r/popping? This sets the bar incredibly high for further interactions, but at least this way you know you've got a quality lady/man if they say yes!
what is your name
Does anyone know you’re here with me…
I was asked if had any restraining orders against me.
[удалено]
That sounds VERY specific...
How fast do you reckon you can run, and for how long?
Body count
“Can I watch you pee”, after I’d excused myself from the table to go use the restroom (and send my girls the sos text). It was a 1st/last date
Does mom know you’re here?
Do you know what shibari is?
so when can you get me pregnant? source: me. i was asked even before the drinks came
"Why are you still single?" I know not as bad as some of these extreme ones but I've heard it so many times that it works my nerves.
It is not as directly bad as some others, but still awful ...
Anything about politics
I’d argue it’s probably a good idea to make sure you have the same values.
Really doesn't bother me too much since I live in Canada. I was just thinking about the United States and how toxic their political system is.
*“do it be squirting?”*
Is now a good time to discuss your car’s extended warranty?
Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs? OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED KENNY!!! Join us next time. Same bat-time. Same bat-channel. Or my personal favorite video game quote, “You of all people should know, there’s plenty wrong with me.”
Now wait a minute here. You quote Batman to me and I’m all yours Know your audience
Which one? There are two bay-quotes?
Why choose when you can have both?
Touché!
Who's tighter/bigger - you or your sister/brother?
Know any handcuffs that don’t break easily? All the ones I get are so flimsy.
"When did your mother start her menopause?"
Are you on BC?
Did you wipe your ass?
Will you dress like my ex?
we gonna fuck now, or what?
How many of your past sexual partners brought to orgasm?
Have you heard the good news?
"So does this mean I can send pictures of my dick to you now?"
What’s that smell?
Crack or meth?
Have you told anyone where you are tonight?
So what size is Ur pp? And When you pay can you get me (something expensive)
So, do you put carrots inside you?
What's your opinion on serial killers?
Will you marry me?
Classic shmosby
How you ever wondered how’d it be if you ended up on an episode of First 48?
Spit, swallow or gargle?
Saves.
Have you ever farted into a pillow and then smelled it?
Are you ovulating currently?
I took a huge dump this morning! So huge I even took a picture! Wanna see? *Proceeds to show them anyway*
After the last time you had anal sex, did your children cry after?
Do you do anal
When we fuckin'?
Can we go to your place caus my wife could come home any minute ?
Do you swallow?
“Do you swallow?”
So are you eating my ass after this?
You ever drink Bailey’s from a shoe?
Can I plow your butthole?
Wanna see a dead body?
Is it in yet ???
Swallow or spit
Do you like blindfolds
Have you ever tried a sex swing
I bet you have beautiful toes
Would you be ok if I asked you to put on a leash
Ever been to a strip club
Ever danced at a strip club
You would make a great stripper
My last girlfriend was a stripper
Asking non
Sorry what's your name again?
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
What should we name our kids?
When was the last time you had sex?
Spit or swallow?
What type of bear is best?
Is that person on your social media picture single?
So why are you single?
Anything about body count or politics
Granny panties, right? You look like a granny panties girl.
Do you spit or swallow?
Do you always close your blinds at night? Because it makes it difficult to watch you when you do.