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[deleted]

So, how deep is your pussy?


StuartCF68

My favorite Bee Gees song.


Bubbly-Low6939

Nearly spat my drink out. Bravo!


satanwon

I really need to know 🎵


NoObjective427

"So.....how many people have you actually had sex with?"


ShadyGreenForest

So….how many people have you spread your legs for?


[deleted]

How easy it is to get between those legs?


TheProfessionalEjit

Should I just queue or is there a ticketing system?


OperaGhostAD

Will you text me when my table is ready?


OkDifference5636

Please take this pager.


skuloph

Everyone asks for body count so let me do you one more original. Where on your body did you have semen before?


OkDifference5636

Run a black light on her.


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AlecsThorne

If yes, "you should leave some happiness for other people too" If no, "is that why you keep eating your feelings away?"


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LabLife3846

I ask, sometimes before the date if we’ve been taking quite a bit. I was engaged to a man who had undiagnosed bipolar. Blissfully riding high the first 1.5 years. The rest was awful.


cockanole

Seems a good second date question


SpellingIsAhful

Unless he was only dating them for a couple weeks before marrying them, bipolar disorder wouldn't suddenly rear its head after a wedding.


you-create-energy

As someone who is bipolar, at some point he has to ask himself what it is about the manic state that attracts him. The general lack of impulse control? The constant torrent of baseless enthusiasm? There is nothing stable about being manic, and that clearly appeals to him. It also rarely lasts more than a few months, so they must have moved pretty fast. Basically, he is more likely to solve this problem by looking inward than outward.


kolodge1

Honestly I do that same thing if I’m talking to someone and am interested hey it’s a fair question


AlecsThorne

It is and it kinda shows that you're interested in something long-term (you normally wouldn't care if it's just a fling, right?). Though obviously it matters *how* you ask that question.


throwaway404672

I know a guy who ripped out a page in the phone book with psychiatrist numbers on his third date and gave it to her 🤣


Bubbly-Low6939

“What’s your favourite Andrew Tate quote?”


A-Ok-Chemistry

Wait that’s an excellent filter though


red_fox_zen

Winner Winner right here.


Bubbly-Low6939

You’re too kind!


Sorkel3

Does anyone know where you are right now? Do you take American Express?


[deleted]

“Is your mom hot too?”


[deleted]

When will your mom be joining us?


ShadyGreenForest

Do you have a brother? Is he single? You know what, doesn’t matter. Do you like threesomes?


curioushole32

Can I interest you in joining my team/family of young go getters? We can help each other grow


Der_Sauresgeber

"You are your own boss, make your own hours."


[deleted]

So how many times have *you* been arrested?


red_fox_zen

Bice emphasis on *you* 😅


[deleted]

I mean, I know the answer for me 😉


LillyReynoldsWill

I had a guy ask me on a first date if marriage was on the table. Later found out he was already married.


Bubbly-Low6939

So technically it was, but only for him


johnyduke93

Wait what? Was he planning his second marriage already?


[deleted]

Wanna hear what my last victim said?


Ri-Chad

Go on. Tell us.


Bubbly-Low6939

“So you’re sure Dad doesn’t mind?”


red_fox_zen

Ew. Goddamn it take my r/angryupvote hahahahahaha!


Timely-Prompt4303

Someone once asked me what's my car, what's my net income I including investments, and dick size. Yeah no. That's right after I said nice to meet you


LifesGlitch

Wanna fuck?


thanto13

This was kinda my opening pick up line. Excuse me, would like to fuck or should I apologize now


8inchesofcock1701

Did it actually work? I bet you got blocked quite a bit.


thanto13

It was right about 1 out of 10 times it worked. Though this was in the early 90's when I was young and moved on quickly


AlecsThorne

Interestingly enough, it's a pretty decent ice-breaker. Not in the sense that you'll find many girl who would take you up on that offer, but some girls will find it funny. And being confident enough to ask that, makes you a bit more attractive. So you got 2 points straight from the start. Obviously though, there's a high chance the girl will get offended or even slap you though, so it's a high-risk approach and various degree of results since it depends on what you say after that.


LabLife3846

Having the confidence to ask that makes you attractive to a ho. Not to anyone else.


AlecsThorne

Na, money makes you attractive to a ho. Also, keep in mind that no middle-aged man should ask that in the first place. But a teenager, someone in their 20s, sure. And that's when people are sleeping around so it kinda fits lol


Upbeat_Procedure_167

“Do you ever press charges?”


IndividualAbrocoma35

What time does your husband get home?


red_fox_zen

Hahahahahaha


StuartCF68

"What's your take on lancing boils?"


J7779311

Can I be in your will?


Clw1210

Can I suck your toes?


minus_uu_ee

shit, sometimes I want to ask that


Pretend-Raspberry-35

I wish more dudes would ask me this tbh.


OkDifference5636

You should tell them that you like that. Let’s see your toes and your tits and we’ll go from there.


Pretend-Raspberry-35

I do tell them. Had it on my dating profile (when I was doing that sort of thing) and I think it put a lot of guys off. It’s not for everyone. It’s just funny & ironic to me that in this day and age dudes be all about eating ass but get weirded out about sucking toes. Oh. And nah, no tit or feet pix for you.


[deleted]

Anything that’s been asked on ARAD


be_my_plaything

Sooo, how many paving tiles tall would you say you are?


hemiksemexpress

Do you fuck on first dates? Does your Dad own a brewery? Can I feel your tits? Or will you show them to me? Kevin Bloody Wilson, ladies and gentlemen, Australia’s finest.


TheProfessionalEjit

Especially if they have a nice face & look pretty honest.


Booored96

Shall we get married now


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ShadyGreenForest

Why wait? When you know, you know. Not getting any younger here….


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ShadyGreenForest

I think so, yes.


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xyzFromTheBlock

How many kids do you want?


the_purple_goat

Can I feel your boobs? I want to see if they feel better than my last girlfriend.


RAD_Account

Much like 85% of ARAD posts. What’ her opinion on dick sizes


Heretofore_09

What if I told you that you could be your own boss?


throwaway404672

You Into butt stuff?


Wod_1

Is your asshole tight enough?


NormPhyte

"None of my exes told you about me, did they?"


Top-Employment-4163

I've said allot of these things before and on a first date and it worked out well. I think it has allot to do with context, how you say it, and the kind of person you are with. After she laughed at my (I brought duct tape, trash bags and a shovel.....just incase this date doesnt go well, I picked out a spot for you next to all the others) joke, I kept them flying and she just kept laughing. I knew we were going to be good friends even if it didn't work romantically. Guess what, still friends.


OkDifference5636

Did u ever do her?


Top-Employment-4163

Yup plenty.


cockanole

Have you accepted the lord Jesus christ..


[deleted]

... tell me about your car's extended warranty ...


red_fox_zen

r/thirdsentencewarranty 😅


Presexual

Are you a virgin? Edit: What? This is a question you shouldn't ask on a first date, lol.


itame1995

Can you help me grab my shovel


Land543

"Do you think it's a good idea to feel safe around me?"


Direct_Yogurtcloset

So do you want me to list all of my STIs?


HornyVikingMN

“Is this when I show you my latest STI test results, or should I wait until dessert?”


pm-me-somebooty-pics

Are you a dirty slut?


Pale_Maximum_7906

Asking people not already a part of the kink community, what are your kinks? People outside of the community usually don’t fully understand what those of us in it mean when we ask that. Just ask them, (1) what do you like physically and sexually? (2) what don’t you like physically and sexually? (3) what things are you curious about physically and sexually There are so many more men active in the kink community right now and way too few women. When a man asks a woman about “her kinks” or talks about “his kinks,” many women misunderstand and think “kinks” has to be something extreme or scary. Men unwittingly drive away many sexually fun and exciting women just using words the women are unfamiliar with and that are wrongly associated with super extreme practices.


PandaPop81

What's that smell?


[deleted]

That's awful.


[deleted]

Can you smell shite? I'm not sure bout that last fart.


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[deleted]

OMG. Terrible


LabLife3846

How big are your boobs? Have actually been asked this.


Apachejane128

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?


[deleted]

Best comment so far! 🦇


Apachejane128

😉


Im-bibitch

Does anyone know you’re a date


Bitter-Awareness-851

You do anal


tehdirtyoldman

That's a standard question BEFORE the first date.


Gentle_jock

Does this look infected to you?


pussywidener

How much do you earn?


pspsps-off

Can I squeeze all the gunk out of your pores and film it for r/popping? This sets the bar incredibly high for further interactions, but at least this way you know you've got a quality lady/man if they say yes!


Anxious-Captain737

what is your name


Jonathanbard

Does anyone know you’re here with me…


bemest

I was asked if had any restraining orders against me.


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[deleted]

That sounds VERY specific...


Emeraldian09

How fast do you reckon you can run, and for how long?


Accomplished-Poet-27

Body count


Informal_Ad_9397

“Can I watch you pee”, after I’d excused myself from the table to go use the restroom (and send my girls the sos text). It was a 1st/last date


SithLordSafe

Does mom know you’re here?


photoman51

Do you know what shibari is?


Icy-Following-3713

so when can you get me pregnant? source: me. i was asked even before the drinks came


midnite_milk

"Why are you still single?" I know not as bad as some of these extreme ones but I've heard it so many times that it works my nerves.


[deleted]

It is not as directly bad as some others, but still awful ...


RESF1973

Anything about politics


Bubbly-Low6939

I’d argue it’s probably a good idea to make sure you have the same values.


RESF1973

Really doesn't bother me too much since I live in Canada. I was just thinking about the United States and how toxic their political system is.


faeryflesh

*“do it be squirting?”*


YvetteChevette

Is now a good time to discuss your car’s extended warranty?


matt71109

Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs? OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED KENNY!!! Join us next time. Same bat-time. Same bat-channel. Or my personal favorite video game quote, “You of all people should know, there’s plenty wrong with me.”


ShadyGreenForest

Now wait a minute here. You quote Batman to me and I’m all yours Know your audience


matt71109

Which one? There are two bay-quotes?


ShadyGreenForest

Why choose when you can have both?


matt71109

Touché!


w00tewa

Who's tighter/bigger - you or your sister/brother?


ShadyGreenForest

Know any handcuffs that don’t break easily? All the ones I get are so flimsy.


Cardinal-flew

"When did your mother start her menopause?"


Rage314

Are you on BC?


Altruistic_Kick2068

Did you wipe your ass?


tehdirtyoldman

Will you dress like my ex?


sendmeboobs69

we gonna fuck now, or what?


DaiFu007

How many of your past sexual partners brought to orgasm?


DimesyEvans92

Have you heard the good news?


MyNameIsRabbitMan

"So does this mean I can send pictures of my dick to you now?"


miseeker

What’s that smell?


satanwon

Crack or meth?


SheekGeek21

Have you told anyone where you are tonight?


[deleted]

So what size is Ur pp? And When you pay can you get me (something expensive)


Dipsi1010

So, do you put carrots inside you?


Adorable-Math8640

What's your opinion on serial killers?


edsel456

Will you marry me?


Imissyoudarlin

Classic shmosby


missyjayce

How you ever wondered how’d it be if you ended up on an episode of First 48?


Klutzy_Artichoke_435

Spit, swallow or gargle?


Own_Advertising_9185

Saves.


yukonbob

Have you ever farted into a pillow and then smelled it?


[deleted]

Are you ovulating currently?


Electrical_Fruit_851

I took a huge dump this morning! So huge I even took a picture! Wanna see? *Proceeds to show them anyway*


blochow2001

After the last time you had anal sex, did your children cry after?


aadi2760

Do you do anal


joeobo2

When we fuckin'?


irish-guy-2021

Can we go to your place caus my wife could come home any minute ?


TyHay822

Do you swallow?


user23900

“Do you swallow?”


CoolestGuyChodger

So are you eating my ass after this?


tonyhasareddit

You ever drink Bailey’s from a shoe?


dirtysoutherngent

Can I plow your butthole?


lovehatewhatever25

Wanna see a dead body?


[deleted]

Is it in yet ???


photoman51

Swallow or spit


photoman51

Do you like blindfolds


photoman51

Have you ever tried a sex swing


photoman51

I bet you have beautiful toes


photoman51

Would you be ok if I asked you to put on a leash


photoman51

Ever been to a strip club


photoman51

Ever danced at a strip club


photoman51

You would make a great stripper


photoman51

My last girlfriend was a stripper


lisabbqgirl

Asking non


Juicebeetiling

Sorry what's your name again?


[deleted]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?


Temporary_Trouble

What should we name our kids?


ditchdigr21

When was the last time you had sex?


Die-Scheisse21

Spit or swallow?


Imissyoudarlin

What type of bear is best?


STL_241

Is that person on your social media picture single?


quikclot

So why are you single?


JasonVoorheesthe13th

Anything about body count or politics


Busy-Bullfrog673

Granny panties, right? You look like a granny panties girl.


Thick-Entry2196

Do you spit or swallow?


GeorgianPeaches

Do you always close your blinds at night? Because it makes it difficult to watch you when you do.