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_captain_hair

Just let know so I can have some towels ready.


Resident_Bet_8551

You are wise in your generation.


Levaris77

LPT: Towels will still leave a wet spot. You need a waterproof blanket. I actually think the smaller 40x60 is the way to go since it's big enough but not so big it requires it's own turn in the washer. https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B08GHQTK9Z


AverageMale255

“We are watching a master at work”


WordsMort47

A simple mattress protector is cheaper and easier to wash.


Levaris77

Cost? Not in my region. Mattress protector I use is around $20 and the blanket I use is $23. So not better by cost for me in the US Midwest. As for easier, I find pulling a soaked waterproof blanket off of my dry and clean sheets easier then changing all the sheets including the mattress protector.


Professional-Row-605

In addition bringing a mattress protector with you on a date is not as easy as a small waterproof blanket.


CharErinazard

Omg. I can’t believe I never thought of waterproof pet blankets! The sex shop ones are so expensive! You’re a hero


Shango_Ow

Gonna try this


Whisky-Toad

Naa I just want to lie down and be covered in it thank you very much


drinkmesideways

Dont be shy. Sex is supposed to be messy and fun. Its totally normal. Dont let anyonemake you feel awkward for enjoying yourself.


DesiDomme

My ex didn’t like it! Especially the one time it got in his eye, and he was no where near my pussy cause I was in top riding 🤷🏽‍♀️


Gammabrunta

Headshot! +50pts


misterdie

Executed in style +50pts Dead eye +100pts


DesiDomme

Lmao 😂


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DesiDomme

He did say that if I was a Pokémon I’d be squirtle 💦


tdm1742

I was sitting on the end of the bed and my partner was riding me. She was going off like the sprinklers at Augusta National. We were having a lot of fun. Right until I got some in my eyes. It burns like a motherfucker. We took a break for a few seconds I rubbed my eyes and we carried on.


Desperate-Lab6068

There’s a reason he’s an ex


asura_and_such

🖤🖤 I love it


PandaPop81

If I'm the one making her squirt it's super hot.


superkat21

I agree. Super hot when this person makes them squirt.


rocker49107

Squirting in porn can get awfully ridiculous and can become a turn off. Live, in person, there isn't anything hotter.


Godwins-Lawyer

Yeah in person it's super hot. In porn, the screaming that often accompanies it is a complete turn-off. But I think that goes for a lot of porn, the overacting is not fun.


SnarkyLurker

I remember the time my wife learned she was able to squirt. She was on top, making exorcist faces and sounds, and next thing I know it felt like a cup of warm water had been dumped on me. She said "Oh my God, I'm so sorry! That's never happened before!" I laughed, said it was super sexy, and proceeded to land that jet on the Hudson


kingclint7

i’m using “land that jet on the hudson” as soon and as often as i can.


[deleted]

Hot. Means I did something right


Perverpose

Its like a silent complement


rasputin1

Hopefully not silent


[deleted]

Hot. Very hot. Especially if it happens while I’m eating a woman out.


HumanEjectButton

I wanna add here that the internet will tell you anything you look for. I would argue that piss is a good term for an absolute. Something is either pee or not pee, but if we're going around saying that everything with pee in it is pee, than boy cum is pee as well. Along with eye buggers, tears, and I think ear wax. Urea can be found in any product that comes from the liquid percentage of our bodies because wait for it kids... pee is a product of the body's liquid mass (blood and stuff) not a product of the bladder. Squirt ranges in different body types from almost a cream colored secretion to a mostly water like kind, with varying biological implications throughout the spectrum. I know personally as a piss drinker, it's an entirely different beverage. I can't play in a puddle of piss and draw liquid strings between my finger the way I can vagi-cum. If you wanted nuances with data, maybe don't hire a bunch of people with penises to study a vaginal phenomenon. Also again, if I wanted to site references for why the earth is flat, I could. Just like I could site references for why douche bags who use a picture of a really pathetic peen as a reddit pfp are likely sexual predators. But it really is a good way to self own that you've never made a vagina cum or been close to another person while they pee because my god the difference is unavoidable in person if you have a side by side comparison, I would also argue that you probably don't even need to drink piss or squirt. Just being around them and touching them would seriously do it. Your inexperience is showing fellas.


SpoonyGato

I have no clue what your point is other than claiming your a piss drinker


muricabrb

He's just using many, many words to tell us that he has sex.


nudelsalat3000

Given this topic comes up every time he took away all their points beforehand. You see the same discussion each and every time at the science sub. Linking papers and papers, molecular testings, diffraction results and gaschromatographic breakdowns. In the end like he says, maybe their test group is not as good as they claim/ think or they don't see the obvious difference right in front of their eyes. It's a pretty obvious thing and maybe they didn't recognise that they would be just two groups within the test group, but with zero participants of one side given they can't see the difference.


Kyralion

As a woman, this was such a creepy 'well ackshuallyy' read. Who were you even responding to? You have commented on someone who just said it was hot LOL. Nobody you responded to denied anything you had said and here you are going off. I am so confused. I haven't seen anyone claim squirt is straight out pee and one nice google or even youtube search can explain to anyone quite quickly what it does consist of ánd how it happens (the squirting). In a much faster and more educational manner than you have concocted. And if we are talking the phenomenon of bodily fluids, it doesn't matter if you are male or female to do the research. Speaking as a female scientist here. If we're talking actual experience as a mind in a female body, then yes, females should be the only one to comment on that. But anyone can sample and analyse bodily fluids.


IrishGuy1500

Yep. That’s how I learned it could happen.


Busy_Ad_8495

refreshing


Professional_Still15

I'm a fan. An ex of mine used to squirt and I still think about her like "that was some sexy shit damn"


[deleted]

This, my friend, is a pint. Yeah just fill it up girl.


[deleted]

It comes in pints?? 😳😂 Edit: I feel the need to apologize. But I still think it’s funny!


[deleted]

THANK YOU that took too long lol.


Flaymex24

I’m getting one!


[deleted]

You’ve had a whole half already!!


Legion357

You got my upvote!


deusdragonex

Extremely hot. Like, it's my favorite thing. As an aside, I think the reason a lot of men like it is because we are visual, results-driven creatures. When we get off, we have a visual indicator if it happening. So if we see a visual indicator of a woman's pleasure (even though it may not be a direct indicator of pleasure), it works for us. It demystifies women's pleasure, which is a pretty mystifying subject for a lot of us.


laureidi

This is a very interesting take, I’ve never thought about this before!


Embarrassed_Gene6669

Honestly, if i'm prepared, with towels of barrier sheets, it's hot AF.


PhromundaChees

Prepared!?! I make her squirt all over the bed, and lay in it when I'm done, like a badge of honor.


[deleted]

LMAO THIS! not saying being prepared is wrong in any sense. but we 100% feel more comfortable if you embrace it like that 😂


PhromundaChees

Fully Embraced.... Like Scott Stapp, with arms wide open.


cheesybitzz

Under the sunlight


AnEchoOfThingsToCum

Not everyone though. All my gf wants after a good session is to lay down and cuddle - preferably not in a huge wet spot. Having towels on hand is not a mood killer (being prepared is generally the opposite 😉), and is just a good thing to have ready for sex anyways.


[deleted]

not wrong at all!! i just know when it comes to me and my bf, our juices on the sheets is the last of our concerns!


AnEchoOfThingsToCum

Fair! Definitely low on our concern list too. Embracing whatever happens happens, and most of what happens is hot, is the way to go.


artistpolarbear

If I can make you squirt, that’s a great sexual victory. The better your orgasm, the happier I am.


jalapenny

Contrary to popular belief, squirting is actually not an indicator of orgasm - or - orgasm intensity. Squirting can happen independently of climax. I’ve also found that sometimes my orgasm is less intense when I squirt, however that’s usually when I’m consciously trying to squirt on command and time it with an orgasm - and makes sense due to the amount of mental focus required for the task. Involuntary squirting, however, is divine. Source: I am a woman who has had partners with full blown squirting fetishes.


snaptop43142

I consider it an unspoken compliment.


maskedsoul101

It does nothing for me


LostInTheSauce5231

I love when my girl squirts


rosieunderthetable

Don’t be embarrassed by what your body does naturally! It’s an amazing thing. I wish I could! Give your partners a heads up that’s how you roll and any future embarrassment should be gone :) Go forth and cum confidently!


Goldenchest

Okay I'll be the realistic one here - many guys find it hot, some may not. Best way to find out is to communicate this to them in advance so they're prepared for it!


Busy-Bullfrog673

It's hot! As long as I know it's coming. First girl I made squirt almost caused me to fall off the bed choking. After, she was like, oh yeah, I'm a squirter.


imatwitteruser

god i feel this. i told the partner im a squirter, have squirted with them countless times, STILL accidentally waterboarded them 💀 choking and nearly falling off the bed


TurfMerkin

When my wife does, I’m there in an instant to run my tongue up her perfect thigh to cleanse her as I desire. It’s extraordinarily sexy.


eruptivedesire

I always take it as a huge compliment, so definitely a big turn on!


THExBEARxJEW

It’s not a turn off for me but it isn’t a turn on either. Makes no difference to me.


Pasta_Fajool

It's mostly urine... so people should be prepared


Cyanora

Everything about it is hot. It's ok to be shy but I'd bet any guy that gets you there is most likely going to want to do it again lol


[deleted]

That is so hot. I like to massage women and experience squirting all over the towels, sheets and each other.


justlookingrnd

Hot! I haven’t seen a girl squirt without orgasming and that’s the whole goal, to make her orgasm! It’s super hot!


SimfonijaVonja

I don't mind it, but it is not for me...just overrated pee.


New-Attention1949

I've squirted a few times, but I mostly gush. My guy loves both, but being at peace with each other is far more important than a porn star's party trick. Most guys are initially turned on about the idea, until they're told that they get the honor of sleeping in the wet spot. 😖


Pasta_Fajool

Most women do not squirt. Don't believe everything you see in porn.


elliotLoLerson

I thought it was hot until I learned that squirting is just peeing…


[deleted]

Deffo Hot there is honestly nothing better than having my girl squirt all over my face whilst I’m going down on her! The first time caught me off guard, now always bring a towel 😂


yourwildestnightmare

I used to get really shy about it as well, but my partners have always enjoyed it, and I learned to embrace it.


AndYouDidThatBecause

Definitely hot. 3 of my exes learned how to squirt with me, each multiple times a session. Total incoherency afterwards. Would recommend 👍.


EnigmaCA

Love it. If you are so into it and comfortable enough with me to relax and squirt, I am there for you. It's amazing.


Texas350

It’s extremely hot in my opinion. Not all people are into it…… find someone who likes it and enjoy yourself.


[deleted]

It's not hot but that's just my preference


JustNo1990

Men have expressed disappointment that I'm not a squirter. You can't please everybody.


SteveJackson007

It’s hot but it’s a legit mess.


MichigaCur

I've been able to make most of my longer term partners squirt, and it's absolutely awesome. Especially when you get a partner that's never done it before, yeah the reaction can be a bit shy. I do my best to let them know there's nothing wrong with it. That said... IDGAF what squirt is made of, a little release because I've done a good job is very gratifying. I realize every squirt even from the same woman is different, and have experienced many variations of this phenomenon. These videos of women filling glasses across the room with a giant stream lasting for minutes... That ain't squirting, that's pissing.


D3Boya81

It's hot


Resident_Bet_8551

Yes, it's ungodly hot. I can't think of many things hotter, truth be told.


SoftFetishkitty

I think with the right partner it can be a great experience.


GuidoJones

It's not something that happens to every woman, so for me, it's super hot. Especially if I make it happen, it means I'm doing what I'm supposed to be doing... pleasuring her.


odipusrex

Red hot, love being drenched in passion juice


Monimute

Depends if it's pee or not. Never really got to the bottom of that debate. But it is right?


AlejandroMP

Empty your bladder before and squirt away also warn your partner so that they don't drown.


IntergalacticBanshee

I can’t do that but I worry of if all men expect women are able to


QuantumFeline1

No, we don't. Life isn't a porno. I've been with around 30 women and I've only ever had a single partner who could do it and I was beyond excited when I found out about it, but I also accepted it was likely going to be her and only her since I know not everyone is able to do it. If you end up with a guy who seems disappointed you can't do it, move on and find a better guy.


heretoreadcomments9

Hot


Big-Adhesiveness-760

I find it hot but can be a bit of inconvenience at times


middlename_redacted

Yeah it's a win. Tasty treat for a job well done.


dustybuckets8

I keep extra towels in the night stand just in case


laureidi

You’re the real MVP


JustBrowsing_Guy

It’s extremely hot. I wish women wouldn’t have such negative perceptions of it.


[deleted]

[It’s mostly urine but that doesn’t mean you can’t like it 🤷‍♂️](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/)


SevenOfNihne

It was proven to very just pee recently


PhromundaChees

Squirting is hot AF. It's let's me know I'm doing a good job.


Lookalikemike

Every time I’ve ever mad my wife squirt, I ran around the room, arms aloft like I just won a gold medal. Hot.


theluckiest13

It's so hot. I love it. Do yourself a favour and invest in a nomorewetspot com blanket or two. They've saved me a fortune in ruined mattresses


bilove6967

Amazing I just ordered a blanket on there thanks to this comment! I appreciate it!!!


theluckiest13

Awesome. You are so very welcome.. I'm glad I could help


TeaFun8762

It's not the actual squirting itself that he loves. My husband loves when he can make me bcuz he knows that he's worked me to the fullest pleasure where my body loses control. I am still incredibly shy/ embarrassed about doing it, though.


RED_DEAD_REVENANT

Gotta make her pussy cry my guy.


naughtythoughts-1701

The hottest.


HotMadness27

YES.


Rdclark405

It's extremely hot.


Squirt_instructor

🔥🔥🔥very, very hot! Squirting is my jam! Love it.


Death4UsAll

Very hot but a heads up Is appreciated


Feedomnom

Imo it's gross, it's just pee, basically a piss fetish disguised as "cumming on me"


smithest2002

I'm kind of tired of reading this question and all the same answers day after day. No one has anything new to discuss?


The-real-Sky-Daddy

My understanding is that it’s very pee like but not entirely urine. More like a residual prostate reaction and secretion mixed with some urine. that being said, it make her feel amazing, which is kind of the point.


jonpertwee2

It doesn't happen all the time, nor does it have to, but when it does it's pretty hot.


Cool_Neighborhood913

Sorry but when a woman gushes/squirts that’s some sexy shit 💯 To this who think it’s disgusting…y’all need to check yourselves. And those who make a lady feel awkward after she’s squirted shame on you!


midnightcallerman

To me, it is very hot.


involmasturb

Coat me with it baby, yeeeeaaahh


boygenius-enthusiast

Yes


Present-Breakfast768

My husband loves it.


[deleted]

Hooked up once with an older woman. She squirted 15+ times. No warning. I still remember it, I guess more fondly as time goes on lol


Krasnij

Guy here. I think it’s hot.


sleepy-gamer-boy

Sosososso fucking hot imo 🤤🤤😍😍


[deleted]

Hot 🔥 🥵 🥞 ♨️


Unpetitlyon

Hot as fuck


Elijah-821

It’s a legendary sight to behold watching ur girl squirt from the amount of pleasure you’re giving her,it’s like watching the starry night painting cum alive


TheTiz5151

Hot as fuck! Do more of that! If a bloke isn't comfortable with the fact sex can get messy, they aren't old enough to sex...


3chordguitar

Nothing to be shy or concerned about - very hot


Abikinkymind

Hot!


Flaky-Beat-9868

Not, it’s piss/pee


[deleted]

I don’t love it but it’s not gross


Neat-Fan-3091

Whats better than a girl squirting? A girl squurting from you multiple times in a row until she is totally empty :P


johnny0601

Hot. Give me a shower please


Dutyofbooty96

Hot hot hot I don't get why girls are so shy about it


bilove6967

Okay I’m not a man, but it was my goal to squirt for the longest time. Finally found a guy who knew the right angle, once it happened it was like a flood gate was opened and now I squirt with most partners and I fucking love it! Everyone I’ve been with loves it too! Recently, a partner I was with had never experienced it and was confused but I just explained it and from then on he LOVED making me squirt! Also side note - squirt=female ejaculate. Different than pee. While it CAN have trace amounts of pee, it comes out of a different area, it smells and tastes different (yes I’ve tasted my own and others), and squirt typically dries up super quickly! If there’s pee in it (which yes can happen) it will be a bit messier. But super worth it! I’ve also made a couple of girls squirt and fucking loved it! Made sure my face was there to catch it 😈


[deleted]

He loves it when I do it, in fact sometimes he does exactly what it takes to get it because he’s not quitting until I’ve squirted all over him


HistorianNext2393

Firey hot


sv0s0s

i think it’s okay. it doesn’t necessarily turn me off or turn me on.


Asylum_Brews

Love it


j_hat1986

Let it rain 🌧️


bossmaser

hot, Hot, HOT!


MxQueer

Hot!


Obiwontaun

Hot AF


ParmAxolotl

Hot af


anothersadpisces

I think it’s really hot


PinkCrystal1031

As someone that will start dating and if it gets physical how would you bring that up?


DyingintheLight

I think it's sexy as fuck. But, giving any partners a heads up would be a good first step, so they can make the decision for themselves.


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Very hot


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King_Baboon

It is pee. I mean it has nothing to do with it being hot or not but it has been medically proven that it is in fact urine.


420dodger2

love it when my wife does during sex , just makes me fuck her harder


OneSufficientFace

I think it's hot! when it's from anal too... Man points...


Danger333

One of the absolute sexiest things a woman could do in bed! Anytime I’ve been with a woman who squirted, I’ve cum almost immediately after.


figfur10n

Very hot


CyberGuyCX5

Hot! Kink of mine, I hope to experience at least once. While eating a woman out, she squirts on my face and in my mouth.


[deleted]

Make it rain.


Vinchenzo2615

Definitely hot!!!!


paradigmx

The wetter the better.


[deleted]

My most recent gf does. She was shocked because she's never done it b4. But I get her to where she just loses it. Don't be shy....let it fly! Rubber sheets or towels down Or sit on his face and hope he doesn't drown


misterguyyy

Ignore the haters, a lot of people find it hot, and more people don’t care either way. Also doesn’t have the ammonia smell or taste like pee so who cares where it comes from.


jump_putt

Personally I think it’s pretty hot.


need_a_side_hustle

Like a comment said, let it fly!


cockanole

Super hot. Mission accomplished


WheelOfTheYear

I’m a simple man. A girl says she’s going to squirt and I open my mouth.


Fit_Apartment447

It is my ultimate goal to get a girl to squirt


naeramarth2

Depends on the person, I guess. But as a person, I can say it’s really fucking sexy. Messy, a bitch to clean up afterwards, but so hot.


Smirknlurking

I’ve never had the honour. My partners have always held back when they felt it might happen too. It’s a shame, because I think it would be so hot


[deleted]

Look into his eyes and shower him all over. Real men crave for it ❤️


blackdesertnewb

It’s a personal preference. Some people like it. Some people don’t. Some people don’t care. It doesn’t really matter what any of us think on the matter, it only matters what the ones you want to make you squirt think about it. Personally I find it quite hot, it’s nice to know that something I’m doing is so good she’s squirting because of it. But the cleanup can be annoying.


Turbulent_Local7005

Hot! (Btw, I think you figured out the secret code to why by the way you worded your question. Great job!)


Quirky_Internal_7175

As for me depends on the mood & I'm the one making her squirt


UrzasPunchline

Yes


Dualbladeguy

Super hot


Tricky-Engineer-2380

Squirting led to me driving me wife's urine.


Metalviathan

Yes it's hot.


Ok-Bet-429

Squirting is incredible my ex was a squirter and it made me so hard and Horny I couldn’t get enough


johnnyace923

So hot


Impossible-Agent420

I personally love it and it's my biggest fetish. Wish my girl was more comfortable about it. She's worried about making a mess all the time.


sacky555

Very hot. Do you find you prefer a certain way to make you squirt. Like fingers or Oral. I’ve found some women prefer one or the other.


nakedokie67

It's kinda cool if it's natural and spontaneous. But a lot of what I see portrayed as squirting is actually peeing. I knew this swinging couple who carried a bag of puppy pads whenever with someone. That seemed a bit contrived as opposed to another swinging wife I knew who soaked my hotel bed in 4 different spots. That seemed more like a natural release, not laying back spreading and pissing all over my bed.


bartlesnid_von_goon

I'm for it. It's always fun.


DesiDomme

With the exception of my ex, almost all guys I’ve met loved it! I used to call my pussy a terrorist because it’s waterboarded more men then Al Quedia ( I know I probably misspelled this but I’m not googling the spelling) 😆


DjAntibalas

Yes, please 🙏


[deleted]

My girlfriend LOVES it. Don’t be scared just let it go.


LilMikey_ab

Hot.. I love making a woman squirt.. but many are like you & are shy.. they stop the action thinking they're gonna piss themselves.. just let it go...let it flow


throwaway0802

It’s awesome and hot!


danimal8300

Nothing makes me happier than coming up with my beard dripping from my partner squirting hard in my face while I’m down taking care of that end of business, it’s a huge turn on


wanderlustbella

Oh wow seems like most guys like it.


Triandal

It's fantastic and I love it. I feel like I've failed of I don't get my wife to squirt. Everyone has their thing but really it's about loving your partner and making them feel the best way possible.


[deleted]

My man loves it. Especially when it's on his face!


Iamawretchedperson

Hot


forevercrumbling

Cause and effect is hot.


throwitintheair22

Yes


mainsail999

My ex didn’t know she did at first and I told her during our early weeks together. When she came good, her squirting was more intense. For me it was definitely a turn on whether I did all the work or she did. I kinda felt lucky that we really complimented each other and that she was that hot and irresistible.