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Most women I've been with have a hard time understanding this as well, but the answer is yes. In my case, I would like to experience moderate to severe cranial trauma.


PM_me_whatever_u_wan

Brother, nothing would make me happier than to reach Valhalla by being face ridden so roughly my neck snaps.


ezekirby

I made my fiance swear that she would put that in my death notice if that's how I die. "At least he died doing what he loved"


PM_me_whatever_u_wan

I'll have to put on my will that if I were to die by a face ride, everyone who wants to Inherit something will have to tell mutual acquaintances how I died and how fucking proud I was during my last moments lmao


Ancient_Internet9000

The valkyries will sing sonnets of your exploits while Odin smiles upon thee. I do not wish to inherit anything, but would gladly tell of your bravery in this life and the next.


PM_me_whatever_u_wan

May Odin bless us all brave warriors!


pappapora

“Valhalla trumpets blow loud as Mjolnir calls upon its thunder. Tonight my warriors you we feast by flame and shall not slumber. Furled deep in our wolf skins and fur we need not sleep in snow, Tonight, we celebrate our godly brother, who made his woman cum, as he soul let go. So light the fires, call upon Heimdel and Loki to ready mead and make space, For this night, we welcome our horizontal warrior slain by the goddess Snu-Snu, as she sat on his face!”


ambigious_meh

I told my wife, "If I die, I died happy and doing what I loved!" :D


thisismypervaccount0

These comments make me so happy. Would anyone care to elaborate on this desire? I want to understand it better. Is it that you're trapped? That she is forcing you to please her?


PM_me_whatever_u_wan

Depends on how dominating the session is, but feeling like you're nothing more than a toy, being used like you're not even a person, letting her enjoy to the fullest without having to really care about you. At the moment you only exist to please her, and god dammit are you going to do it at the cost of literally everything. Her mind is focused 100% on getting off and your mind is 100% on getting ger off. It's just so, so primal. She knows she's gonna get off and you're there for her pleasure and her pleasure only. I personally want to end up with my mouth and beard so wet from her that I can still taste and smell her even after she gets off me.


kayladylay88

Is it hot in here? It’s definitely hot in here.


PM_me_whatever_u_wan

It must be because of you 😋


thisismypervaccount0

So hot. I wish I had lovers like you in the past.


PM_me_whatever_u_wan

Wish that means that you currently have a lover into that 😋 I hooe my future lovers are into this too.


myeye0

So, I presume your inbox has been tampered with from happy, potential lovers? Haha.


PM_me_whatever_u_wan

No one who's from Barcelona unfortunately 😔 But yeah, I've got some chat request thanks to this thread lmao so thank you OP for the question! I'm enjoying all of them, and they've been mostly SFW.


NoCost7

Till death do me part


nicolasg81_

You expressed it so well and I feel so identified 🫠


DoPeY28CA

I can clarify for me personally nothing to do with being trapped or used or forced…. It’s really quite simple. Everyone likes some kind of pie… let’s say in this example apple pie is your favourite… you love the intoxicating aroma of the pie cooking you can’t get enough of the taste… you watch a apple pie eating contest at the local fair you see all sort or contestants some scoop the pie with their hands, some bite from the edge….. but there is always that one contestant that just buries their face in pie after pie they have it in their hair ears, running down their face and neck….. My gf is my apple pie and I’m trying to be that contestant!


Chosen_one184

For me it's more about my love for pleasing and this being very intimate and everyone trusting the other that they will do everything right. Also the desire to be smothered by pussy. IDK it's just something about feeling her go crazy when you start to lick/suck on the right spot and then she starts to grind and moan. It's intense.


Afraid_Ad_1536

It's a little bit of that. A little bit of knowing that if she decides to kill me right now it would probably be rather difficult for me to stop her and a little bit of the fact that I love feeling it run down my face if a woman gets really wet.


DrKoob

I think I love it because it is one of the few times my partner can just do what she wants. Whatever it takes her to be fulfilled and satisfied. I want her to stop thinking about me at all. Just go for it for her.


zer0_badass

DEATH BY SNU SNU


H1L1

Queen of Valhalla sit on my face!


PM_me_whatever_u_wan

You bet the fiest thing I'd do in Valhalla is to try and relive my last moments!


Bathroomrugman

/r/deathbysnusnu


lizard_king_rebirth

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!


Accomplished-Salt-10

This is the way.


Pinkalucious

I just don’t get this! My husband begs me but all I can think is how gross I’d feel if he ground his whole pelvis into me while I sucked him. Isn’t that totally claustrophobic? I don’t get it! Plus, it’s wet. What if we squirt? You’ll drown! So many logistical issues going on here 😂


Pserotina

It's a risk we are more than willing to take.


Sneaux23

I’m a certified swimmer but, if I drown I drown


JayThrowAway25

We know it's wet. Sometimes we just want to get more of them juices all over. You squirt, you squirt! My wife is not a fan and very self conscious but when I get to convince her... I go down on her and she starts to really enjoy it, she gets to a point that from the excitement involuntarily grinds her pussy on my face. Last time I came so hard it almost reached her ass. Edit: sometimes I just bust inside her and have her sit on my face after.


valleydiver

Well depending on how you fit together that way a chin can go inside you (have not tried but there is a dildo chin strap made just for this) to a degree while he sucks and flicks his tongue on your clit. You grind onto his chin and have your wsy. It's hot to have your woman just let go and enjoy the moment if it's something she likes. Then after she has a moment to breathe turn her over and fuck her. It's quite perfect.


69swamper

she isn't getting a moment , she is getting flipped over and fucked before she comes down off her climax.


Chickachic-aaaaahhh

I want to get lost in this sauce


Spencer2704

This^


Eternally_Yawning

Death by snu snu give Cranial unga trauma bunga


TheNatanist

Yes. Don’t hover. Don’t sit “near” my face. Sit. On. It.


cypress269

YES!!...I also like her knees holding my arms down as she grinds my face while holding the head board!!


LauraCurie

God! You guys are so fucking sexy!!!!!


PM_me_whatever_u_wan

Not as much as when you women sit on our faces.


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There is nothing like it


cypress269

Your guy let you do this?


Horror_Adagio3961

They don't fucking *let*, they *want* it.


[deleted]

Let? I literally beg my wife for this regularly!


XGrayson_DrakeX

I'm pretty they *beg* for it sweetie


regdunlop08

Double YES to this!! I am *dying* for it, but my partner is not that into it (and apparently my beard doesn't help).


wb6619

Yes! I love to be held down. And even better if her feet are pressing on each side of your face, holding you there.


HuntyBarbie

Thanks for the blatant response! I’m so scared of crushing the guy beneath me if I put all my weight on him.


TheNatanist

I can’t speak for all men, but i can say for me personally, that’s how i want to go.


kuruman67

I was once having lunch with a bunch of colleagues and one guy was being all maudlin and preachy about how he had made end of life plans and asking if any of us had. He asked the table if we had thought about how we wanted to go. It was silent for a while and then I said, “underneath Jennifer Lopez”. The laugh that got was a proud moment. But what a way to go!!!!


69swamper

Sandra Bullock for me


HuntyBarbie

I don’t want attempted murder on my hands 😅


TheNatanist

You’d be an ASSassin.


[deleted]

Would that be "Death by Pussy? " Is that on the books in your state? 😂


[deleted]

I can only hope I go out this way…


RedMistStingray

We will let you know if it's too much for us... maybe. We might just power through it. I had one girl thrust and rock on me like she was a riding a bucking Bronco. It was the roughest face sitting I've ever had in my life and I let her do it. She kind of hurt me a couple times but my mouth never let go of her clit. It was exciting seeing her let go and get off like that. I felt so used and she left me a mess. My hair was soaked too. I looked beat up and like someone poured a glass of water on me.


alienacean

Not all heros wear capes


PM_me_whatever_u_wan

Getting crushed by her weight is part of the allure. Don't hover, don't kneel. Sit on it like you've been standing all day long, let us hold your entire weight.


thisismypervaccount0

Sexy


PM_me_whatever_u_wan

Yes, yes it is...


thisismypervaccount0

I'm more concerned about teeth cutting my hooha


DarthRumbleBuns

Listen in complete honesty if you’re dude Isn’t a tiny stick of a human being he can handle your full weight. A decent amount of us have had kids hanging from our necks, manual labor jobs, or workout and if your dude has had one of those things or is just a little more thank stick bug thin. HE 👏CAN 👏HANDLE 👏IT 👏 and once more if he’s mentioned it he wants jt….


Apprehensive-Face901

Its like in that one episode of Family Feud... >We asked 100 men. Name something you'd like your girlfriend to do to your face. >I'm gonna say, sit on it. >YEEEEESSS!!! SIT ON ITT!!!! >DINGGGG


[deleted]

I understand the instructions. What I don’t understand is why you want your teeth grinding on her pussy. Because if I truly sit on his face, all my weight is going to be on his face. I’m not a big girl, but 130 pounds on your mouth sounds painful (in a bad way) for both parties.


Remote-Past7622

Ill pull my teeth out if that makes it better.


kekekinks

I’m going to admit I’ve never sat 🤯🫣I always turn it into 69 *somehow*lol maybe internalized fat phobia, but if guys really like it, I’d be happy to take a seat to take a load off if offered.


TheNatanist

Either are acceptable outcomes, but personally, regardless of weight, regardless of size, if i say sit, i mean *sit* and then what happens happens.


2rito

Sit on it!!!!! Everybody it's feeling better now 👌


jnl1980

Sit on it, ride it. I love when a woman just loses control and begins to actively grind against my mouth.


kingthunderflash

This is the only right answer


Nose_malose

I want it to look like a gang of slugs attacked my Face and I JUST made it out live.


VitorusArt

Sheer poetry


scottk5

I hate everything about the visual reading this just gave me.


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This comment is the best


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VisibleBid8682

I can speak for men, yes 100% sit on my face


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GodSpider

Hey it's me, you know how 9 out of 10 dentists recommend Colgate? 10 out of 10 men recommend sitting on our faces. It's better than colgate


jordank_1991

I said this the other day and someone was like “what if you can’t breathe?” That’s fine


toria_23

I agree Please sit on my face and let me go to town!!!!


autumnmagick

The replies in here were 11/10. I shall never hover over another face.


Highland_Cathedral

100% no hovering allowed.


tmart42

I mean I usually just grab the woman by wrapping my arms around her thighs from behind and hold her against my face with no mercy.


splintersmaster

Yes. So that I can't breath or that if I can all I can pull in is your scent. I want my beard to be dripping wet when you get up. I want you to grind on me until you cum on my face. Your knees should be used to keep my arms above my head so that my hands are unusable. I want my dick helplessly pointed upward as I thrust my hips in failed effort to gain some sort of feeling on it. Then, sit up for a count or two as I grab air only to start over again. Once you've finished, do the same but this time with your ass. Once you're done with me, feed any left over juices from my face into my mouth as you allow me to jerk off while wishing you were still riding my face.


HuntyBarbie

This is the best response I’ve read under this post. I’m not going to lie but it started something down there. I love men who are all about pleasing the woman!


splintersmaster

It makes it even hotter when she has the key to my chastity cage on her anklet dangling near my face. I find that I'm always much more enthusiastic after I've been locked up. Bonus points if you make me clean up whatever I leak out.


shychicherry

I know this 👆gave me the tingles


thisismypervaccount0

You're one sexy mofo


splintersmaster

Thanks, lol. Just another product of Catholic school and regressive parenting!


amymammy

Dayum. I love this thread! I didn’t realize men loved this so much. Hot


Kairadeleon

Just kill me please😭


ekimlive

A gentleman always offers a lady a seat


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_Elaena_

Thank you, kind sir, do let me know if you need to breathe occasionally. A tap on the thigh will suffice.


TheRealPlebMaster

As a woman, YES PLEASE. I dont care if your ass alone is 300 pounds, slam that shit on my nose like a goddamn cinderblock; i wanna stand up lookin like Flat Stanley


moonflower2405

A flat fucking Stanley 🤣 way to yank a memory out of my brain with that one


meepingturtle

😂


CindyMoonsDom

Short answer: yes Long answer: technically no, suncr having half of an adult human's weight pressing down on my head seems unpleasant. But I do sometimes wantI to lay on my back and have your naughty bits hanging so low over my face that my only options is to lick them, and if you want to grind on it and throw some lightly dominating dirty talk at me, even better.


F_edupx

On a bed it's fine


XGrayson_DrakeX

If you're concerned about too much weight on your face you can always get a queening chair


greeneyes9876000

Sit on my upper chest. Lean back with your hand above my knees, and thrust your pussy into my face/mouth. I'll work my lips and tongue to your pleasure. I Love it when you get close and start to hump my face till you squeeze tight and shake in climax!!


parisinnovember

I’m definitely trying this


greeneyes9876000

Good for you... enjoy!!!


Hot_Squeak

This 🙌 It’s way more comfortable and I’m not concerned about injuring you or myself. Its also easier to control the pressure in this position. Face humping is a whole vibe 😍


I-farm-celery

This one does. Lemme eat that pussy play with your ass while you suck my cock 😍


[deleted]

Be careful what you wish for😂


I-farm-celery

Lmao I’ve told her you better spit me out before you orgasm 🤣🤣🤣 Fuckin ouch!!!


[deleted]

Exactly this, I’ve chomped my hubby’s cock as I’ve orgasmed🤦‍♀️


Darth1Football

Knee position dictates the answer on this - if she's straddling my face with her knees on the side of my head, grinding her clit into my mustache - then Game on If she's squatting her full weight on my face - No thanks, I've had my nose broken 3 times


temmoku

>I've had my nose broken 3 times ER: You again? You really need to start practicing safe sex


Darth1Football

LOL - Wish it was a sex story for any of em, but there's not. Football, Motorcycle and bouncing - I've had enough gauze stuffed up there to wrap a mummy Never again if I can help it


GodSpider

>her knees on the side of my head Preferably knees holding arms down


SuperExp1oder

If you fits, you sits.


KittyKidKill

Mjau


lord_assius

YES. Not near it, not hovering above it, not trying to lift your weight, sit al the way on it, and ride it. I want the hetero man equivalent of getting face fucked, if my neck breaks so fucking be it; my ancestors would be proud that I went out like a man.


MindOverMattering

🫢 Oh my. I'm a nervous sitter... Reluctant. But... I also let my partner face fuck, and I have enjoyed it despite the minor discomfort, I can accommodate for those kind of pleasure levels on his end. I enjoy it more than I have discomfort... I dunno why I never saw this as the switch- equivalent. Thankyou for your comment. Somehow this has widened my perspective. Maybe I will try sitting once more with this new frame of mind! And yes he's asked, I just was reluctant to even try it with him....


LawOk7038

I feel like we get this question at least once a week..


LauraCurie

Well, what can I say? It seems so uncomfortable for you guys that we really have to double and triple check if it’s really ok with you.


DankDiggler83

I promise it isn't. My wife has learned that if I need air i'll give her a few taps on the hip. lol


LauraCurie

The good old tapping. Works in Ju-jitsu as well!!


tttlyht

Yeah, it's going to take a lot more asking before we really believe it haha. But totally down for reading the enthusiastic yesses on a weekly basis as well.


[deleted]

Nope, put that sweetness on my tongue. Now, you simply enjoy while I work 😉


Crayons1

Literally the entirety of my waking life


Schadenfreude_Bio

Yes. Put the weight down. Sit. Don’t kinda hover over. Properly sit like a chair


IsabellaGalavant

But you wouldn't be able to move your neck OR your lips/tongue if I actually sat down on your face like a chair. Doesn't make sense to me!


Schadenfreude_Bio

Sounds perfect to me! The weight feels nice


IsabellaGalavant

Yeah but not perfect for me if you can't move your tongue... plus it would hurt *me* if I grind against you with all my weight. Press your hand against something kind of sharp. Now put *all of your weight* on that hand. Hurts, doesn't it? That's what it would be like for me if I put all my weight on your skull/jaw/teeth. Not pleasant.


Material-Promotion-2

Someone who gets it 👆👆👆👆


Gheauxst

Did this once or twice with my ex before. When we say "sit", we mean it. She would do this weird hover thing and I got sick of her shit, so I just wrapped my arms around her waist and held her down until she was yelling, shaking, and grinding. She wasn't even grinding voluntarily, it was just pure primal reaction.


One-Reflection-6779

I know that everyone loves the orgasm, but to me, the grinding that you do involuntarily beforehand is almost better.


Little_Muffler

A queen needs a throne


Ramona_C_420

In MY experience... yes. Many men do absolutely want that. As crazy as it seems. Some love it to an incredible degree! 🙄


CollegeMiddle6841

Not sit, but hover just above 50% of the time, and gently grind on mouth for the other 50%.


[deleted]

If I die, I die.


Caulkin_Yakuch

bruh yes i want to be smothered in pussy until i literally can not breathe


[deleted]

Gotta die one way or another 🤷🏻‍♂️


mellowp69

Yes. 1000% yes. Somehow it has become something just funny to say but anytime, anywhere, game on. And don’t be cautious about it. If you don’t hear me gasp for my last breath at any point than you are not doing it right.


Chosen_one184

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES ...... Sit there and grind and bounce and overall just have a good ol time while I enjoy every moment of it .... Get creative and play ol town road while you ride away .. IDK The Answer is yes


original_pancake527

Absolutely, I want that pussy attached to my mouth like a oxygen mask and I need it to stay alive. But seriously Don’t worry about someone actually dying, if they do, they’ll die a good death.


SaltNPepperfrost

Do men really want women to sit on their face 🤔. Is this a trick question? I know I absolutely love it and it is the only time that I will be ur bitch. Sit on my face, grab me by my hair and make me eat that p_ _ _ y! And don’t stop till ur cumming all over my face and mouth. Make me swallow it’ And when ur done, lick it off my face and make out with me! Hell yeah…. Who needs a cigarette!


MetalFenris

Do woman really not understand why we want this?


MindOverMattering

It doesn't look fun to us. It looks dangerous and uncomfortable and we can't help but be worried... This whole thread is refreshingly shocking in the most pleasant kind of way though!


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Every day all day


sonicscrewery

Lesbian here. Having a woman sit on your face and grind into your mouth is a goddamn holy experience. If that's how I go, you know I died happy.


MysterClark

Some may, but I don't think most are interested in someone literally sitting on their face as that sounds a bit uncomfortable. More like a light to moderate pressing against the face so other activities can be preformed.


Able_Refrigerator137

No hover, no leaning, crush me If i die, i die life goes on


MysterClark

Not yours, but we'll all be fine. haha


Able_Refrigerator137

Atleast ill die happy


[deleted]

Yes absolutely! Smother me 😂


BigCityDwight06

Short answer: Yes Long answer: Hell yes


[deleted]

Yes. Don’t hover. Don’t sit near. SUFFOCATE me.


thewitchmaker

No, I want men to sit on my face.


MyMadeUpNym

I am not a fan, but i will gladly bury my face as long as my face is on top.


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Is a ducks ass water tight?


crazykilla210

My neck just snap that shit make sure eim eating it right


Colourblindknight

I’m not saying I want bones to break, but I want to be slightly worried about whether or not they will.


TheGreatMojo91

Since we are on topic, what’s the “correct” face sitting position? Facing the feet or the head rest?


opiate46

Yes.


Always_Still

I struggle with this one too. My fiancé tells me all the time this is what he wants. But I’ve only worked up the courage to do it once 🤣


ThePepperPopper

Well, not literally, that would be quite uncomfortable, more like hover. There can be pressure, but I don't want to support her weight with my face. That said, mmmmmm yes please. One of my favorite places to be, feasting on a delectable pussy.


[deleted]

I want her to ride my face (where she's facing me). That way I get to look up at her and not her butthole.


ButtCrackCookies4me

Thanks for also sharing the direction you want her to face, this is helpful. As a woman, I feel like this is the preference as well, but some of the responses in here sound like they want the butthole lol.


[deleted]

Eating ass is the current fad. It's one bandwagon that I can't bring myself to jump on.


blackendheartz

Does the sun rise in the East and set in the west.


M4nnyfresh14

short answer: yes long answer: y e s


DxNill

I refer you to [THIS VIDEO](https://youtu.be/en1cYeOezf8)


[deleted]

Depends on the vibe


purrcthrowa

Throbtronic 3000 invadertron with realistic flesh-tex sleeving seems to do the job pretty well, so I'm told.


Ill-Candy-4926

no. i wouldn't personally. it would be a big turn off for me


animebaby22

My boyfriend LOVES IT, he will be there for hours if he could. And I sit on him. I guess he likes being smushed by my thick thighs 😂


[deleted]

Breathing is overrated. I also have a neck injury and eating from that position is actually way more comfortable so I can stay there much longer.


bettywhitefleshlight

Sit on my face is a nicer way of saying fuck my face because that's what I really want. Maybe you've heard of or seen those ladies who grind on pillows. Do that to my face. Give me black eyes with your public bone. Dislocate my nose. Give me stubble burns from my cheeks to my forehead. Drown me. Suffocate me. Collapse my skull. I had a partner terrified she'd crush my skull so I had her put all of her maybe 140 lbs on my face. Wasn't even uncomfortable. She also literally waterboarded me. I've blow her crotch snot out of my nose many times. She would then say my face smells. Like what? "Like me hehe."


CaptainBlackhill

Yup...I tell my wife "I wanna suffocate"


probispro

yes, next question


[deleted]

Pin me down so all I can do is lick pussy and eat ass, and i can die a happy man. Sit down like my face is a saddle and you are bracing for a rough ride.


tlincbldr1

It's my actual favorite thing in the world😛😜😛


Calisurfer12

Helll yeah! Grind that pussy on my face!!!


Far-Boot5639

Yes. Yes. All the time.


Draco359

It's good for our backs - so yeah, performing oral sex from that angle is very comfortable for us. If you are a short queen, check to see if we like our nipples please, otherwise, tease our balls or let's go straight for the 69.


TheJewishViking1064

Yes, I ask my wife all the time but she thinks i will die......die happy, Hey Oh!!!!!


gamefan5

I don't know about other men. But me?! Absofuckinglutely. There's something extremely pleasurable about having a pussy grinding session all over your face, it's fucking great. And if I die from it, then I died doing something I love, lmfao.


MajorHeartBleed

I am once again asking for you to suffocate me with your thighs.


[deleted]

After coming from a 10 year relationship where we barely had sex and he NEVER went down on me… I was VERY surprised at how many men not only love it, but seemingly don’t care if that’s how they die. How far any of them are actually willing to go I’ll never know, but as for your question, yes. If they are sexual beings and like pussy in general, the consensus is they want it on and all over their face.


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sometimes869

I always meant it to mean “straddle my mouth with your pussy”


BWChristopher86

Is there even a reason for a search bar? Let's just ask the same questions week after week


LordofDobro394

OH MY GOD YES, SO MUCH!!!!


FaceSharp7316

YES


78tape

Yep, nose into your asshole and tongue your slit


prime_time_

The answer is yes. It will always be yes


quimbykimbleton

You ever see those videos of a girl humping a pillow? Do that to my face but with your knees pining my arms down so I can’t fight back. If I don’t feel slightly traumatized at the end, you didn’t understand the mission.


Beneficial_Water3409

Yes. For hours


pineapplek369

I want to suffocate men with my thunder thighs, they better fucking want it.


margotmcallister

my man not only wants me to sit on his face, but he wants me to literally fuck myself with his face. hands on his chest and ride it till i’m cumming. i’m about to propose to this mf frrrrr


TheAngryOctopuss

Yes. Yess Please Yes, Yes, Yes,Yes YES!!!!!!!! ​ No No Got a crick in my neck... no no no no no... ​ Maybe (?) (in a quiet little voice... with yearning in our eyes...)