"You're much better than my husband" actually happened. That was a "wait, what" moment

I’ve had that one too, but her hubby was watching at the time

I’ve had this happen to me too, definitely triggered a slight pause😂

“Your sister liked it!”

“Is it in?” 😂

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Maybe he was doing it in the name of love🤣

Shall we order food?

I would think your partner has the perfect snack right in front of him😉😂

I think he said worst, not best

Could also add a nice touch 😂

Pausing to order pizza and catching your breath sounds pretty awesome to me

Something like "I’ve had better” would be pretty awful.

Just a gut punch at a vulnerable moment at that point

So true

Are you inside?

Se called me “Daddy”. I hate that

Got called daddy ONCE. my dick almost retreated onto itself like a turtle hiding its head inside its shell.

Well don’t tell them you prefer a race/ethnicity that you’re partner doesn’t belong to

Yea I would think that is in the do not discuss or mention pile

I’m no longer attracted to you I need to go mid thrust

Maybe"hurry up, I have school tomorrow ". Can give a scare

"Oh hey mom" while picking up the phone in the middle of the act. I guess it's not *to me*, but it's still one of the worst sexual experiences I've had

"Stop" And yes, that has been said to me once.

Best way I can describe it is "Porn Talk". I am Caucasian and circumcised. I know I'm not bringing a cannon to bear (not a derringer either), so don't act/talk like I am.  I don't want to hear how much better I am than any previous, and I'll bet you're a big fat liar if you do. I just want to know and hear about my partner. I've pretty much given up on sex and marriage, 'cause I am sick to death of this crap.

"I'm HIV positive." Thankfully this has never been said but it would be a major panic if.

You're so considerate and sweet...unlike all those junkies I slept with last year in Haiti 😬

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Please tell me this did not actually happen

“You know my mom said ……” has actually happened on more than one occasion.

Mom said what?

Anything from what was on the news to something to add to the grocery list.

That's so weird🤣

“That’s not the way he did it” and yes it happened and the women meant her ex who was a piece of shit but oh well haha

Trauma might be hitting to hard

Thank you

Isn't Sportscenter on?

So, while we’re not busy do you happen to know the square root of 102318?

"I hope you checked you're big enough with Reddit first"

Hi honey I'm home!

The classic “is it in?”. and no lol thankfully it has not been asked to me.

"Are you done?"

I have mint candies in my pocket you really should take one.