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5.5inches?

This guy fucks

Like in first playthrough? Cause if so you're either a god, or you're using some mega EZ mode build XD

Hey, got any grapes?

A woman of culture! 32C?

You are who you eat

I have more than 30 tattoos. A lot of them are cat related.

I don’t like wears bras and sleep without a top every night

I own 3 swords, 2 daggers, and a lightsaber

I’m at my desk in England

6.2inches?

Surprisingly accurate, maybe a little bigger on a good day but close enough haha!

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European?

5.8inches?

About .8 inches shy. Or 1.8 inches shy if any ladies are reading.

🤣🤣

Something random

Bad craic… 5.4inches?

Try not, do or do not

When I buy a box of mixed chocolates, I use my finger to poke holes in the back of everything I can't identify...if it's one of those syrupy cordials, I put it back in the box.

3.8inches?

I aspire to be 3.8 someday....

I play Hogwarts.

4.8inches?

My boobs?

He meant your clit

Apologies! 34D?

Lol no.

So what was the answer?

Call of duty is actually trash but people keep buying it

Well this is a fun way to wake up

Who are you, to be so wise in the way of science?

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Im too high for this

6.2inches?

Good guess :) I’m 7 long 5.5 thick on a good day 🥴

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At work waiting to get loaded

5.5inches?

Close just a little longer

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Szeth wore white on the day he was to kill a king.

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Do a kickflip.

5.8inches?

Think that's about right actually good stuff.

What is going on here?!

Just give me something for the pain and let me die.

Let me sleep

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34DD?

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I am a magician 😏

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So do I get to see them?

Butts

Have you seen my wife?

Avocado

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I’m about to start Lyft driving at 5AM

10inches

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

6inches?

ehh, there or there abouts actually.

Pawg & BWC, go 😈

32D and 7inches?

I wish my tits were that big lol And his dick is bigger so 🤣

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lol thanks, 6inches?

Boobies

I wanna turn supersaiyan In centimeters thanks

Just browsing through Reddit looking at dick pics. Wishing I was being fucked by those big juicy cocks😩

Pyramid

It’s chilly

God I miss cocaine

6inches

An X girlfriend once said to me: "Cops have BDR that's why they fuck with you, that's what attracted me to you was my BDR." \-Raven 2004

7.6inches?

Very close 7 3/4" BDR = Big Dick Radar

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Multi pierced below

I'm slacking off from my IT support job because fuck this place, I get treated like shit either way

9inches

Goddamn I wish, you're a legend for that haha, thank you

I've drawn out most of my tattoos.

kangaroo

I am still friends with my first.

Sometimes I wish they were smaller, sometimes I wish they were bigger

32D?

34D! You’re good

What can I say! I am magic

I always have headaches

34DD?

A close sister size! 30GG

Wow!

One, Two, Three o'Clock, Four o'Clock Rock.

A wet moose walks backward at night.

It's just me

I drive a red car

Waiting not so patiently for Charlotte the Stingray to give birth.

I prefer the metric system

15cm?

If you drop soap, is the soap dirty or the floor clean?

Im a thin gawky nerd

I fucking hate 3d...

Frogs are pretty neat!

Off ya pop

I enjoy picking my kids up from school and throwing a football with my boys when we get home. Married.

I have an exam next week

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.

Reality is an illusion

Rock type Pokemon

if u sat in in a puddle of ur own piss long enough would u disintegrate

There's a lot of big dicks flopping around in this thread! 😅

lol there are, 6inches(

The hobbit should have been two movies max

Agreed 10inches

Best I can do is 5 on a good day lmao

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Binge watching Law and Order because I can’t be arsed reaching for the tv remote

36G?

Not bad, but not correct

I'm someone who writes poetry and also games.

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Alba gu bràth

6.5inches

Good luck

I want to buy roman armor

Drive way

6.7inches?

I like baking pies

# The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

I like bobs

This is an interesting premise

I’m blue collar

4.7inches

"Nou ani Anquietas. Hic qua videum".

Something random

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My favorite looking and also sorta performance in asphalt 9 is the italdesign zerouno. But my favorite car to drive is my Cadillac cien concept. Even though it's a kinda boring design

Must have taken you ages to learn how to grow such a spectacular beetroot!

i do not read books

5.6inches

I am here for all the comments

I'm gonna have a good day today, on purpose

7.2inches?

not related to this post but I love this comment. So positive!

I love being a cockwarmer but I’ve never had the chance to do it with a real cock

I work at Taco bell

As a mid-40's male, I love Big Bang Theory, Batman, and Star Trek.

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My favourite dessert is Tiramisu!

My ego is my only reason to do sports regularly

What are you basing your guesses on?

I still haven't finished Baldurs Gate 3

I have been to a nude beach once in my life

Cheese

Eating Human liver even in small amounts Can easy kill a human

I once ate a pancake

I'm just about to go to work.

I’m watching Falling Skies

🤨

Nope :)

Scooby dooby doo, where are you?

You can guess both for me if you want. But the breasts are still growing. Really hoping I got the genes from my dad's side of the family.

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Until the age of 10, I wasn't holding my cock while pissing.

I fucking hate Donald Trump.

Today is a pto day

So I says to Mabel’s, I says…..

The fitness gram pacer test isn't as bad as the internet/society makes it out to be

I have no enemies

(F) 🫶 I'm a dark romance / smut reader. Random fact 🤷🏻‍♀️

Panic means that the idea of a shark is more dangerous than the actual shark, even worse than no shark at all

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Oranges are my favorite fruit by a very wide margin.

Emotions are both not real and so very real.

Undesired

Lemme hold 5 dollas

VW Polo Mk.2 1989, Tornado Red

9.5 Inches!

Laying in bed

I survived a blood clot in my brain and 4 months of mini strokes

Cannibalism solves a lot of world issues just saying (woman here)

Oachkatzlschwoaf

I love barbecue.

Hey man, when you’re done here can you come help me lift that beam into place so that we can frame the roof on this thing?

Laying in bed, reading the comments on this post.

Hello, I'm trying to focus, but my eyes deceive me.

Keanu Reeves, although an amazing human being, isnt that good of an actor.