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PaulXLbiker

Itโ€™s like placing your tongue on a 9-volt battery


Responsible-You-7412

BRB gonna lick a 9 volt battery to understand what you guys are talking about


vitara8769

Add some tuna for the flavor


Sweetlipspinkpearl

Sounds like your partner might have had BV.


Potential_Ask_7777

Ngl that's so fucken true


Technical-Writing-91

Jolt โšก๏ธ better energy than a morning coffee if u ask me ๐Ÿ˜‚


trustmebro93

Hahaha man, you made me laugh hard.


theProfessor718

Iโ€™m trying to decipher this. Someone bring me my Rosetta Stone.


Technical-Writing-91

Lol is it because im arab๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


[deleted]

Probably. I think we all get the gist of it though, no worries.


Technical-Writing-91

Ya, good, cuz i would explain if it doesnt make any sense


bluefox109

To me the taste is fairly insignificant. I find it a bit salty. Thats really about it. What is exquisite, however, is the smell of pussy. I donโ€™t know how to describe it, but itโ€™s magnificent. Admittedly, Iโ€™m impartial because I can get off just from female intimate aromas.


Technical-Writing-91

No trust me i understand this part, i think phenomenons are best thing to get off of, maybe i was just unlucky with that one


SmallNSpicy86

Not a man but one once told me that I tasted semi sweet but a little tangy ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ


Technical-Writing-91

I had one and she was a bit savory, but like the taste that makes u want more yk


AcanthocephalaOk7954

Umami-fanny?


Technical-Writing-91

Huh?


AcanthocephalaOk7954

Umami is one of the five basic tastes.


Technical-Writing-91

Zo yes she was basic then


ScottyBoy_007

Somewhere between salty and metallic. Sweaty is expected considering the vaginas in a dark/warm location. Never experienced the onion taste though


Technical-Writing-91

Then i wasnt lucky with that one


Donna-Luna

It happens when you eat onion, garlic, or chives some hours before. Read it has to do with sweat taking on the scent of it after you eat it.


Sir_fagalothebrave

Warm apple pie i bring the cold custard


Technical-Writing-91

Well thats appetizing


OkAnteater9626

McDonaldโ€™s or homemade?


Sir_fagalothebrave

Homemade. Not burning the skin off my fingers poking the inside of a maccies pie


PervertedDrummer

๐Ÿ—ฃ it tastes like sunshine ๐ŸŒž and rainbows ๐ŸŒˆ and if the gates of heaven had a flavor it would be pussy flavored ๐Ÿ˜‹ Pussy is the greatest invention on earth ๐ŸŒŽ I love eating pussy ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿคค


Technical-Writing-91

Soo skittles cuz the rainbows


Darkdragon_98

Like pussy


Technical-Writing-91

๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ


AlgernonFlowerWilted

Like a burnt clutch?


[deleted]

Wtf


Technical-Writing-91

Were u eating someone from transformers dude ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ


dxddy-bear

Kind of tangy like if you were to briefly lick a 9 volt battery, but not nearly as strong.


Technical-Writing-91

I hear u


AffectionateSell7016

Pennies


spicyread

I heard someone describe it as "loose change in the rain" once, and that's the most accurate description I've ever heard.


Level_Salad_1956

Like a fine wine....


Technical-Writing-91

Poor me a glass pleSe ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค


Vulcan2269

I've had them from sweet to a Lil salty. So kinda like sugar to...salt. ๐Ÿ˜‚ really all depends


Technical-Writing-91

There is sweet pussy ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ


Vulcan2269

Oh yeah there is even sour pussy I've heard. ๐Ÿ˜‚


Throwawayyy-7

All vaginas are acidic unless something is medically wrong. I guess it varies how much you can actually taste it, though.


Technical-Writing-91

But that wasnt acidic at all ๐Ÿ˜ญ


BendingDoor

Thatโ€™s the 9 volt battery


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Technical-Writing-91

Noo i guess not


nandemoto44

It depends on diet, hydration, overall health, but even then I don't think I can equate it to any other flavor I've ever tasted. It tastes like pussy. And it tastes magical


Technical-Writing-91

Lucky charm ๐Ÿ˜‚


nandemoto44

I think I'd prefer the lady bits tbh


samual_thomas

I have always seen that if it smells good you get that little battery and little sweet flavor. Sweetness is quiteeee little but if it smells bad ughh everything turns to shit and you get ready for your worst meal , like you said onions and sweat


Technical-Writing-91

Bro i have never seen my shit go soft that quick,, and i was too embarrassed to say anything,


samual_thomas

During my first or second time sameee but then if it does not smell good I just stop going down on them ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅ


Technical-Writing-91

Nah i just couldnt do anything, like nope


Own_Impression2246

the women Iโ€™ve been with tasted different - some had a mild taste and others tasted quite bitter like licking a copper coin or battery. A few even tasted like nothing! Obviously I prefer the Coochies that tasted the mildest and were silky smooth and clean :)


Technical-Writing-91

I understand, like give me a little taste


_curious_autist

I mostly just think it tastes sweaty


Technical-Writing-91

Nahhh, it shouldnt tho


GurFair2070

Tastes amazing


Beneficial_Water3409

So amazing


Technical-Writing-91

No i bet


Sorry_Reference8436

I canโ€˜t describe it, cause itโ€˜s unique. But for me itโ€˜s an incredible taste I really love to get on my tongue, thereโ€˜s nothing comparable to it.


omelettefromage69

Itโ€™s more of a texture thing for me, the best pussy Iโ€™ve tasted was very clean, the flavor mainly came from her being wet which was mild tasting and then itโ€™s just that mixed with skin flavors lol I tried my best


Technical-Writing-91

Must be nice


omelettefromage69

It was pretty cool


Technical-Writing-91

Now i wanna eat one ๐Ÿ˜ญ


omelettefromage69

You will one day soon. I can feel it


Fat_catman

It's salty, bitter, sweet, something like butter... it's hard to describe


DentrassiEpicure

Did anyone else ever suck on a 2 pence piece as a kid? Sorry, only British people will likely understand, but that taste and pussy bear a lot of similarities.


Technical-Writing-91

Nah i get it


Consistent-Tooth-400

If she tasted like onion she probably doesnโ€™t wash properly- it happens to all of us sometimes and we can smell it off ourselves, itโ€™s usually not a good sign in terms of vaginal health.


Technical-Writing-91

No it wasnt


stevetsnt

It taste like Vegemite


countafit

Warm umami butter ๐Ÿ’ฆ


NeighborhoodAny168

Like sugar water and sometimes watered down honey.


Technical-Writing-91

If it is like that, my mouth isnt leaving that thing alone


NeighborhoodAny168

My girls is just like that. I never leave it a lone I eat for hours


Technical-Writing-91

Well youre a lucky fella


Sweetlipspinkpearl

Not a man, but I have a pussy. What we eat can impact our taste and smell. If she tasted like onion, she might just love it in her food. People who eat a lot of onions and garlic often smell of it when they sweat, men too. But since she smelled and tasted bad, she might have had "disco-pussy." It's something we call it when we have been out dancing. it's been hot in the club and maybe in clothing that doesn't breathe well. Kinda how you get sweaty balls. It can get a bit funky. Her ph could just be off, too. Totally get why it was a turn-off, though.


Technical-Writing-91

Like i genuinely dont mean to defame her or anything and no we werent dancing i picked her up from home. But ya wasnt really good experience


Sweetlipspinkpearl

I think being open about it on a relatively anonymous page as reddit isn't defaming her. I have my own horror story. It can really put you off it for a while. And some people just have questionable hygiene. I would think most people would want to freshen up before having sex.


Technical-Writing-91

Thats what im saying, like wash your stuff, im gonna use it, but no when i tell you that i had to go home and shower at 3am cuz the smell got stuck in my nose is crazy


Sweetlipspinkpearl

Did you say something to her, or was it just a one night stand?


Technical-Writing-91

I was trying to be nice, and i didnt tell her anything, i didnt eat her that night and after i was trying my best to get in the mood again after that smell, i told her im not ready and i dropped her off.


Sweetlipspinkpearl

Yes, it's a sensitive topic. Like, guys are really sensitive about size, and we gals are often concerned about smelling down below.


Technical-Writing-91

Ya and i know what i have so i would rather make her think thats me not her yk. Like it wont scratch my ego a bit cuz i know myself but i wont dare to ruin anyones ego or feeling yk


Sweetlipspinkpearl

Were you interested in more than sex? if it was casual, I think I would just let it be. But if you genuinely like her, I would very gently tell her. But not just before having sex.


Technical-Writing-91

No im only mad cuz i couldnt satisfy her and it was only a me thing, i think sex should be done right either way and the fact that i couldnt do her right is kinda bothering me. I wanted to enjoy the sex and not just do the sex yk and after it i have been questioning like was that normal or no


SmoothOperator47

Lol, it's an acquired taste. I'm not gonna lie. It's just something you get used to over time.


Technical-Writing-91

Not that one trust me tho


SmoothOperator47

Lol, well, for me, it's something I've come to enjoy. I remember my first experience not being so good.


Technical-Writing-91

I like eating it, i was the one who told her let me eat it, but dude the smell and the taste got me off


SmoothOperator47

Sounds like she had some hygiene problems going on.


Technical-Writing-91

Yessir


MaddyDeetz

Mine tastes almost like nothing. A hint of metal/ copper with a sweet hint of honey. The few others I tasted were sweet and salty at the same time. Dudesโ€ฆ if it smells fishy or cheesy then gtfo and tell her to treat for yeast or BV


Technical-Writing-91

Maam, i wish i knew, i was so excited and as soon as i got close i was like โ€œthat shouldnt smell like thatโ€ i want the metal, the salty, the honey


Public_Foot_4984

Assuming the aforementioned "pussy" fits the crucial hygienic cleanliness..... Pussy taste wonderful.ย  However the combination of the pussy bearers weight and how much bearing they use in meeting my tongue and mouth go hand in hand. Body language. Describing the taste and really...the experience....is like trying to describe a color to a blind person. Kinda can't do itย 


Usefulsponge

Umami


_BrownPanther

Depends on what she eats. And her health & fitness levels in general.


Technical-Writing-91

Well that make sense


timetraveler077

Medium rare steak


Technical-Writing-91

Nah more like expired


bllinz

Like the nectar of my goddess


Technical-Writing-91

Okay sweet talker, good for you๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ no all jokes aside tho i think they are goddess fr


bllinz

Haha sorry I can't help it. My wife is any man's dream.


Technical-Writing-91

Worth mentioning tho, im not bashing the chick, she was honestly really sweet, im asking just for me to know cuz im genuinely just traumatized yk


Low_Orchid5106

It's delish


Technical-Writing-91

I bet it is, i just havent had a full meal yet


[deleted]

Bitter


Rad1Red

My husband said I taste a bit like ale. Idk about others. :)


Technical-Writing-91

Maam๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ ur husband is a lucky guy


Rad1Red

Thank you. I'll tell him you said so. :)


Technical-Writing-91

I mean he better knows it ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


[deleted]

Chicken


EnthusiasmInternal43

Sweet and sour


Technical-Writing-91

Yum yum


ricardoq87

It is somewhere between no taste and little bit sweety. Maybe like the taste of watermelon.


Technical-Writing-91

๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค


Responsible_Low3349

Heaven.


PaganMastery

Sounds to me like she had a yeast infection. You might well be in need of a doctor soon. Keep an eye on anything strange happening in your mouth and throat. Sorry.


Sensitive_Area_4468

Can you elaborate? About things in the mouth and throat. Some examples maybe?


PaganMastery

The most common type of infection is called 'thrush' and here is a link to it. [https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/10956-thrush](https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/10956-thrush)


Technical-Writing-91

I have been, tests came back negative so its all good


Mad_Hatter_92

Tang


Impossible-Physics95

Sometimes itโ€™s sweet sometimes its a little sour but itโ€™s always delicious


Technical-Writing-91

Nice, now im craving one


Realistic_Scheme5336

Hope


[deleted]

It tastes like heaven


Technical-Writing-91

St. Peter will be very mad at this sir ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ but i hear you


[deleted]

Bro, there is nothing better than the taste of pussy


Grand-Hand-9486

Sweet honey from the rock


Technical-Writing-91

๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ


TheRoboticist_

Something between roast beef and pickled peppers, but a 9V battery is a solid comparison too


Technical-Writing-91

Arbyโ€™s ๐Ÿ˜ณ


Corsowrangler

Moist Pennies


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Technical-Writing-91

And i got the bad ๐Ÿ˜ญ


celesteslyx

Bisexual woman here and someone who has tasted herself off her husband. Some women are sweet mixed with a bit of tang. Some are salt and thatโ€™s usually after physical activity. Then thereโ€™s the ones that donโ€™t shower muchโ€ฆ those ones are just tang. Funnily enough, the tang is similar to a manโ€™s tang if he hasnโ€™t showered recently.


Technical-Writing-91

That make sense


[deleted]

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Technical-Writing-91

Thats fine, i think eating a pussy comes after heavy kissing anyway


Trecoty

Like skittles


Technical-Writing-91

Taste the rainbow


EGBrad

Heaven


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Technical-Writing-91

No i get that sir


Patient-Bee-3803

I should call her


Technical-Writing-91

No no, that post wasnt for you to call her ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


darkgunnerds

Just awesome. It's one of the best things I've ever tasted.


Throwaway2354749

Heaven?


Desperate-Ad1996

Pussy is so tasty. It tastes like skittles


stpeteburner

Vaguely metallic and tangy normally. Individual body chemistry definitely makes for some variation in taste between women. Never had a bad one, but my favorite had an almost citrus/grapefruit quality to it.


Half-bred

It really depends. Kind of acidic, like a citrus fruit. If they smoke, it's going to be atrocious. Other people here say it's like licking a 9 volt battery. Smokers definitely have that sting (and stink). Everyone is different, though.


[deleted]

Yummy


[deleted]

It tastes amazing. A gift from god


Elliechan25

I've been told I taste like nothing but also sweet


Technical-Writing-91

Well thats amazing


[deleted]

I love the taste of pussy ๐Ÿ˜ for me it taste like sandalwood and vanilla


Technical-Writing-91

Boy talking about febreze over here ๐Ÿ˜‚ but seriously tho i wish it was like that


[deleted]

Idk what kind of pussy you eating, but I eat it because I love it. โค๏ธ


AstronautFit6339

Why just men even women can answer this one


Technical-Writing-91

Im sorry maam, tell us your experience what does it taste like


ThePepperPopper

Clean it tastes like skin, otherwise, sweat and pee and skin.


SirSkyDivine

coconut water.


Technical-Writing-91

I love that


kingofwwedswood

Deliciousness ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜


Technical-Writing-91

Man yall make me hungry tbh


kingofwwedswood

Me too, havenโ€™t had a good long pussy sucking session in a while. If there are any girls in Toronto that need a good tongue session from a talented tongue, give me a shout.


Technical-Writing-91

Bruh put a Craigslist add on my post ๐Ÿ˜ญ ladies help a man out


kingofwwedswood

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅฒ


Repulsive-Flamingo77

Mildly salty, not much taste, would recommend


Technical-Writing-91

๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…


FeralPete

Like tuna sashimi with a touch of soy sauce.


Technical-Writing-91

You ruined sushi for the rest of us ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข


Much-Year-3426

I canโ€™t describe the flavor (the closest description I ever heard was Tom Robbinsโ€™ โ€œpeachfishโ€), but I can tell you my wifeโ€™s is the best flavor I ever tasted, including ice cream.


Illustrious_man-74

Chicken


warmsmile8971

There is a faint odor but if you do it right after she's out the shower with some kind of bath and body works body wash the experience is incredible.


Technical-Writing-91

Man my ex before her was soo good. She didnt even need a shower or all that


7to8plus

They all taste different.


Technical-Writing-91

But they all feel the same, adjust to the pain


Jubenheim

Kinda weird, but I feel itโ€™s a bit sweet? Iโ€™m my experience, it can either be really wet and liquidy or gelatinous and slimy. Not a fan of the second one, but I find myself always drawn to it when having sex lol. For me, personally, the taste is much less important than the texture and feel, as well as, of course, how the girl feels.


Technical-Writing-91

I dont mind the texture i love the taste


BlackDragonDick

Like fruit salad They say you are what you eat she eats a ton of fruit


Technical-Writing-91

Good for her


BendingDoor

Victory


Technical-Writing-91

Hahahahha then i havent won the battle yetn


BendingDoor

Youโ€™ll have more opportunities, soldier


[deleted]

It tastes like pussy.


jdbt8

This varies by woman. Some are strong smell/taste some are almost nothing. Mid-range to nothing makes for bestโ€ฆ


SignalFailure0270

It tastes like sex. Iโ€™ve been Pavlov conditioned.


punisher-Amsterdam

It can definitely vary on multiple things such a diet, body ph levels etc.. but the beauty about eating or tasting pussy is the pleasure for your partner.. learn how to do this properly & with so much passion & enthusiasm, take your time & donโ€™t rushโ€ฆ when she gets that 1st moan going, thatโ€™s what itโ€™s about..


Technical-Writing-91

I hear you, but when u try but every time you get as close as 3in from it and the smell makes you gag then๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝ


punisher-Amsterdam

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ wear a mask ๐Ÿ˜ท ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ I guess sometimes it happens..


Technical-Writing-91

Sir my tongue needs to be there ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ with the mask there isnt much eating