Grab a turkey baster and find out

I have slept with a few guys who turned out to be real turkeys...

I didn't think that's how [FarmersOnly.com](http://FarmersOnly.com) worked. I thought you were supposed to meet actual farmer humans on it.

Did they make weird noises when they came? 🦃

Doesn't this get asked on the daily?

Yep. It’s not on the bingo card though

Buy some gogurts and give it the old college try

Like warm apple pie.

Wet

*hands you a towel*

This gets asked a lot. I'll just start linking [my reply](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskRedditAfterDark/comments/1cg6ow0/comment/l1tq1xj/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3).

I can feel the throbbing and it's very hot. 😊

I dont feel anything tbh

Like a jelly filled long john

I can only feel a dick throbbing when he cums. It doesn’t necessarily feel warm or wet.