A second smaller car in case yours breaks down

First laugh of the day thank you

Finger crossed you get more

I used to keep a chair in my car in case it broke down.

An F1-50 with a smart car in the flatbed might actually be doable

*snort laughs*

LOL that was my fave

and you have my vote!

They make inflatable ones now so it doesn't have to be smaller.

A shovel and duct tape. Edit: Damn, nearly forgot the lip oil.

Snow and emergency repairs, right?

Sure.

🤣

You should also have rubber gloves, garbage bags, an axe, and industrial cleaning solvent.

You get it. Never know when you need to pull a Dexter.

Umm….I don’t know what you mean. 😈

You gotta watch the show Dexter. You'll understand.

Yeah I think he understood the reference

I've got the bag of lye. We should hang out.

I bet you're a lot of fun at Christmas parties

What about the lotion and bucket?

“I have to have my tools!” Dennis Reynolds

Rope? Maybe a big black garbage bag?

Think with all the upgrades they gave you will need to upgrade to a bigger vehicle

Blanket, wet wipes, hand sanitizer, emergency road flares, tarp, shovel, ski mask

Don't forget a machete and rope/handcuffs

Yes! How dumb of me to forget

Username checks out

Cable ties take up less space!… Just saying

You forgot chloroform.

For those nights you can’t sleep, right?

Yes! That and kidnapping people.

But like, all of those are good winter weather items.

Jumpercables

A pair of those “disguise” glasses with the nose and fake mustache is probably #1 on the list. Also salt packets in case you ever get a batch of weakly salted fries

Might be stuck on the side of the road in a blizzard, but I will not tolerate some weak ass fries

Weak fries might as well be no fries, and no fries is unacceptable!

I usually like things weakly salted, but fries? Never!

An umbrella

Can I get under your umber-Ella Ella Ella?

Eh eh eh

Tampons and pads. You never know 🤷🏼‍♀️

A bag for trash. When it gets full, you can just throw it out the window

That's what the white trash rednecks do where I live.

And a jug to piss in.

Calm down Steve

A towel. Your breakdown details. An empty fuel can. Snacks. A candle. Condoms. A spade to bury the bodies

Careful that the condoms don’t overheat and become useless

Sound advice

Vibrator

Spare food/water, lighter, ^^^^portable ^^^^altar ^^^^to ^^^^your ^^^^demon ^^^^of ^^^^choice , jumper cables, glass breaker-

Wet ones.

Never had kids but mom always had them and I’m a mess. So yeah I have them

Kids are all grown, but I still keep wet wipes in there. 😅

Right!!?? They come in so handy!

Boots. Never know when you’re going to be involuntarily hiking.

Somethings that I keep - Seatbelt cutter and window knocker - Pocket knife - Spare cash for a couple gallons of gas - A lighter - Spare undies for emergencies - Tampons In my toolbox in the bed - Ratchet straps - Oil - Coolant - Tire repair kit - A blanket

Jumper cables or a battery powered jumper system, duct tape, set of tools, blanket, shovel, backpack, first aid kit.

Flashlight

I thought you said fleshlight... I need help. Lol

MY TOOLS

*DENNIS*?! 🖤

I have to have my tools!

I think I might love you 🖤

🥹

Bottle of water

Gloves, bolt cutters and a face mask.

Eggs... In case some asshole mouths off at you on the streets

And the longer you keep them in there before using, the better

Exactly:)

I just imagined somebody vomiting after getting hit in the face by a century egg.

Toilet paper. Never know when your gonna cry in traffic

My dad keeps a box of tissues and a roll of paper towels in his truck.

Snacks.

A car multitool for breaking windows, cutting seatbelts, etc. in the event of a crash. A simple first aid kit.

Not having a car is amazing.

Idk, I have some tools in addition to jack/spare/lug wrench kit, but I think the most handy thing I keep around that isn’t standard but should be is a couple of ratcheting tie down straps. 

I keep a light jacket for cold resteraunts. Bottled water and spare straws. A duffle bag with a change of clothes, never know when I'll be spending the night. Hidden cash (usually just a $20). Picnic blanket.

A basic car tool kit: * Jumper Cables * Road Flares * Digital Air Compressor * Tow Strap * Flashlights * Tire Pressure Checker * Lug Nut Remover * Screwdrivers * Reflective Triangle Outside of this, always good to have a shovel (certainly in the winter), a blanket, a towel, an ice scraper, water, etc. You may never use it but if you get stuck on the side of the road late at night, it will come in handy. And whatever you do, keep a full size spare in your trunk. Pay the extra money for it.

A coat

IFAK

Pen and a notepad.

Zipties and ductape.

A small fire extinguisher

Thanks the that, my local fire department thought I was a pyro.

Screwdriver, pliers or channel locks, jumper cables, some string

Some rope or strong string. I fucked up at parking my car one time and scraped off the bottom plastic shielding but not all the way so it just hung. I was so mad but I didn't want to take it completely off just in case. I luckily had some hemp wick and tied that shit up and held the whole time.

Glass hammer and seat belt cutter. More essential the closer to water you live!

A gun

all the essentials for a good time, obviously ...

A booster battery. (If non EV)

Sunglasses!

I have a swiss knife, emergy kit, and a blanket

Condoms, A small rectangle mirror, Box of tissues, Bag of Doritos, 6 small bottles of water, Medical kit, USB C charger cable, Candles , Small folding axe, Zip up black leather boots, A body bag, Snow shoes, Rape whistle , 3 seasons of Roxanne , And a partridge in a pear tree

Tweezers, nail file, little pair of scissors. Like a little beauty kit!

Paper towels, trash bag, extra set of clothes, hair brush & perfume, sunglasses

Wet wipes, and not (just) for nasty stuff but just to keep the car clean.

Rope.

Napkins in the glove box and one cigarette just in case

Several things [Battery jumper](https://a.co/d/gNGGHi7) [Air compressor](https://a.co/d/fAFvFE7) Microfiber towel for anything A razor blade to get stuff off of your glass. Especially tree sap Tire iron Pair of shoes/flip flops Hoodie

Water. Stay hydrated

Portable jump start battery

A full gas can. In case I run out of gas of course. ^(Also, matches.)

Tweezers lol that mirror is the best for seeing the strays. Blistex in each door. I don't care if it's all melted better than dry lips. Dog leash, I'm not sure why lol I just have always had an extra one in my car.

A charged power pack, for boosting your car or charging devices in camping. Émergence blanket and candles, the ressemble bags for groceries, a flashlight, à measuring tape...

Gas in the tank

I always keep a spare pair of heels . Learned the hard way when I broke a heel half way through my work day

Umbrella

A tire patch kit and pump. Look, if you can change a tire you can patch one. It's super easy and you may need it when you have no other service or support.

$X emergency cash. I do 20, which is still enough for a 1/4 tank in case I'm low on gas and don't have my wallet or phone for some reason. Also for side of the road vendors on country roads.

A gun , Eye drops , phone charger , and a bug out bag with more ammo and another gun

One of those mini hammers to break open a window and a fire extinguisher. Anything else is just fun to have.

Napkins

A seat belt cutter and glass breaker

Clothes, coat, first aid kit, small amount of cash, knife, water (not in plastic bottles)

Gas

A camera, tarp, duct tape, and zip ties.

Hair bands. Tweezers.

Coffee tools and camping stove

Hand Flares. They also can be used as a Breaching tool if you aren't asking to be let in somewhere locked.

Towel, extra clothes, camera, dildo lol

I seriously keep a shovel, an umbrella, and a 12 volt tire pump in my car at all times.

Fuel.

Fuel

I keep my dnr in my glove box

Roll of toilet paper.

I always keep a knife in case I, or someone else, hits a deer. I have had to mercy kill two so far with it. I started this after I hit a deer and had to watch it try to escape with a broken back and I had nothing to use to help it.

Hand sanitizer

Water.

Deodorant

Seat belt cutter and glass breaker tool

.40 cal

Paper towels or napkins

A firearm (from the southern US, I’d I didn’t I’d be the only one 🤣)

Gum.

Tools!! Duct tape, zip ties and gloves! I have to have my tools!

jumper cables and a first aid kit

I keep a blanket, a flashlight, and an emergency $20 bill.

Wet wipes!

Umbrella in Houston

The steering wheel

Deodorant because the 72 hr label is actually not true

Back up pair of glasses, an extra set of clothes, a comfortable pair of shoes and a belt. I also have a back up work outfit. Battery packs snd cables that fit your phone.

Gas

Ice scraper/brush. Fire extinguisher.

Jumper cables

Sunglasses

Things I usually have in my car: small toolbox, pipe(for leverage both types), extra pair of clothes, rain coat, siphon, and protein bar incase I'm stranded out at sea.

A knife , a flashlight and a portable charging device

First aid kit 👌

I have been told a butt plug.

Vibrator just in case of traffic.....

Clown Makeup

Jumper cables. Or a jump starter. Everyone wants to make jokes but the real answer here is jumper cables. Battery dies? Ask someone for a jump. Notice someone on the side of the road? Ask if they need a jump and help them out if they do.

Tampons

I keep a full bug out bag of backpacking equipment- tent, sleeping pad, stove, 3 days worth of food, 2 changes of clothes, a gallon of water, and a water filter.  I like to wander off randomly when the moment is right and hunting all of that down is a drag. Whether I want to enjoy a picnic or a quick rest when driving home from a concert in a boring state, I'll be prepared for anything.

A lighter.

Boxes of tacks/nails and oil canisters to make sure your rear booby traps are always topped off.

a tripod and sex toys 🫣

Duct tape

A vibrator

A towel The end of a roll of trash bags A plug kit and a 12v compressor A fire extinguisher

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Emergency rain poncho, clear. I socialize a lot in outdoors venues, live bands, wineries, etc. I always wear attention getting shirts, and I hate to get them wet. but the poncho is clear so people can still see my shirt lol. I think there might be duct tape, prybar, a shovel, and some tools, but those are secondary.

Tarp, duct tape, blindfold, rope, rubber gloves...oh wait...er, jumper cables...

9mm

A knife and flashlight along with a single spark plug to share a window in case of water or fire and doors don’t open.

An air pump, simple set of tools, a tire plug kit, a roll of para cord, scissors, charging cables, spare dog leash & bowl, a set of plastic utensils, a comfortable change of clothes with a sweater, toothbrush, tooth paste, antibacterial wipes or sanitizer, a blanket you don’t mind getting torn or dirty, and an extra set of sun glasses.

knife, pen, lighter, dry socks, sunscreen

Tent extra clothes sleeping bag and food.

4 way, jack, bottle water, extra change on clothes, cell phone charger

Fuel

An extra pair of underwear just in case you have an “accident”

A joint.

Your wife

1g cocaine, in case my dealer is away…

10mm socket. Don't worry, it'll find it's way in there eventually anyway... ...somewhere...

Never go wrong with a blanket

A towel

Snot rag

Gas

The receipt for your battery in case it dies while its still under warranty. And a pen/pencil and paper.

A lighter. People think it's only for smokers. It's an unbelievably useful tool

The seats

Ice scrapper

I keep a battery powered air compressor for tires, a jump start pack, and a cheap OBD2 code reader. I also replaced the janky jack that came with the car with a nicer/easier to use one. So I'm ready for all the most common emergencies at least.

A driver 🤣

Water

scissors

AAA card and extra reading glasses Get off my lawn!

Underwear, came in handy the other day lol

I drive a convertible, so suntan lotion

“Duct tape, zip ties and gloves, I have to have my tools!”

tampons. also a lip product because your lips will get crusty

A long breaker bar with the correct socket size for your lug nuts. Those puppies are tight!

Extra lube

A steering wheel. So hard to drive without.