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EdibleLawyer

I also do not support pillow face.


Awkward-Fox-1435

But it supports you!


EdibleLawyer

I stopped sleeping on pillow faces years ago.


Certifiably_Quirky

I can guarantee that unless it is botched or overfilled, you do not know the women who have filters or Botox.


Repulsive_Basis_4946

Exactly lmao they’re talking about bad filler. They’d have no clue about most women who have filler! I’ve had guys come and say how beautiful my lips are and they’re glad I don’t have filler.. like sir 🤣


JenInVirginia

Or people talk about some famous woman who looks so good at 70. Um, honey, she has a really good surgeon.


girl_im_deepressed

fillers are easy to spot even when not botched/overdone. Doesn't mean they look bad, but there is a difference from natural lips. Usually the shape/protrusion is a giveaway. You can also tell by how smooth they are, the lines/grooves/texture aren't present or as prominent


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ausmaid

I disagree. 100% can always tell filler


syzamix

You can absolutely tell women who have very full lips. Most women don't and most lips aren't like the style today. I don't even understand why is this the beauty standard today... It looks comical to me. Like oversized fake boobs.


Apprehensive-Tale141

Or the BBLs and fake boobs. Or too much makeup.


PatchezOHoulihan

Agreed


SupremeLeaderX

Totally agree. Looks so dumb


GreatWhiteOwner

Huge tits. I love tits, but cranking up the size just makes them look silly.


Flat_Crab_6193

Yeah, they look so much better when they’re in correct proportion to the owner of said tits. A 5 foot woman with tits the size of the moon? Nah.


cozrtney

as a 5 foot woman with G cups i feel attacked


insecureslug

Hahaha same like I didn’t ask for these moon boobs!


Tribblitch

Right like some of us shortstacks are just hauling a lot around!


TheBossLikeKingKoopa

Don't worry, plenty of men love women with boobs that poke out about as long as they are tall. You are loved here.


iamtheramcast

To be fair I believe that is a minority opinion.


Throwawayyy-7

I’m 5’1 and wear a 30F we can start a club 🙃 they’re not actually big tho since all of me is small lol I *swear* men hear the letters of bra sizes much much louder than they hear the bands, which are what actually tells you about the size.


shitheads_and_sounds

I am glad I am not the only one.


MoreBoobsThanAverage

The worst is when you're looking at smut art and literally every woman ever has like boobs the size of weather balloons. How about a little realism, eh? It's much sexier when it's actually believable.


mx1701

Shape > size


burnmeup82

As someone who used to have huge boobs, I totally agree. Women that want big boobs like that have no idea what they're asking for.


KLF448

Those ridiculously long eyelashes look like caterpillars on the eye. As a woman I love long lashes but some have gone too far.


Eptteptt

Cumbrellas.


Bong-x-Jane

But this is actually the historically accurate name since they were used by prostitutes to keep cum out of their eyes! And I love saying it 😅


iRollGod

My gf calls them Cum Catchers but Cumbrellas absolutely takes the win.


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Guys


PM_MeYourNaughtyside

Upvoted because I'm in this comment and it's hilariously fitting. 🤣


JuuustLurkin

I'm of the firm belief you are either biologically programmed to like guys, or you can not be convinced. Girls on the other hand? Anyone, man woman gay straight pan trans w.e., can be convinced to the point of "... Yeah okay I'd give it a try. They're so beautiful"


Ok-158

Alpha male.


jrw_nj

The best way to identify a beta male is when he says, “I’m an alpha…”


UnusualPete

If we apply the terms Alpha and Beta like we do to software, then the Alpha is more incomplete than the Beta. Beta is better.


Busicut-head-777

This. You don’t need to announce ur an “alpha male”


JuuustLurkin

Fun response I heard on tiktok to someone calling themselves an "alpha male 🐺" you just look at them kinda put off and go "oh... Is that like a furry thing? Sorry I don't know a lot about that"


whiskey_endeavors

I refuse to believe anyone finds that kind of person attractive


OhSoSoftly444

Women that haven't unpacked their internalized misogyny do


MoreBoobsThanAverage

i don't think anyone likes "Alpha Males" except "Alpha Males"


baked-chicken

Large butts like Kim. Find them extremely unattractive


mark-mark-away

So right.


LuptonPittman33

Agree, I don't see the appeal.


WarriorKing1977

Well, we are on the opposite ends of that one, my friend. Love me a big ol booty. But I'm also a proponent of preference.


baked-chicken

There are biggish butts and I do like them as well. then there are freakish way out there like hers. As ways have been a sucker for the heart shaped ones myself. I grew up with Jordache Jeans. And did they make a butt good good


delilahdread

I love a big ol’ booty myself and even think BBLs look good on some women but Kim K just looks ridiculous. If you find her attractive, that’s cool but I think her proportions are weird af at this point.


tempestae

Right on. I'm a fan of smaller rounded butt's. Big booty does nothing for me.


Isabeau06

Feet


iRollGod

Fun fact, foot fetishes are so common because the part of the brain that controls feet is right next to the part that controls libido.


Rez-Boa-Dog

Do you have a source for that?


iRollGod

https://www.webmd.com/sex/what-is-a-foot-fetish


Rez-Boa-Dog

Thanks king


BlackRoseForever88

Super agree!!!


LuptonPittman33

Right, like eeww


TheBossLikeKingKoopa

Blonde hair. I don't hate it, but it's the hair color that tends to do the least for me mentally. It's just like, sure, it's rare but....I don't care...?


Maple_Mistress

I just told my hairdresser this week I had been thinking of doing blonde again but when I was flipping through pictures I noticed the blonde ages me a crazy amount. I look at least 10 years older with blonde hair


iRollGod

Rare? Where on earth do you life that blonde is rare? Blondes are everywhere where I live and it gives girls the most generic, basic bitch look. Red/ginger/brunette/raven is the way to go without a doubt,


TheBossLikeKingKoopa

Oh, I meant in like a global scale sort of thing, where it's the second rarest (natural) color after red. But you know, it's not like red hair is \*that\* rare in reality, just statistically speaking. The vast majority of people on earth have brown/black hair, which seems like sort of a no-brainer til you *really* think about it.


PurpleAntifreeze

Pretty much everywhere on earth that isn’t Northern Europe is a rare place for blondes. Having brown and black hair is the vast majority of humanity’s hair color options.


QueenTzahra

Same, it just doesn’t interest me much. Black or very dark brown hair though? Kills me.


Realistic_Capital570

Large (obvious) fake breast. Not that I’m against them, I just don’t find them attractive. More of a natural guy myself, big or small. Love women’s natural beauty.


tempestae

Same here. Generally, natural is better. Breast enhancements that are subtle are fine by me, but the huge ones don't do anything for me. I'd rather an A cup over that.


SeductiveVirgo

BBLs


TheBossLikeKingKoopa

I'm sure bidet companies are just wild about them though.


Exapeartist

Same about those super long fingernails. I always wonder how they wipe!


RegularSerious7157

Piercings that aren't on an ear.


sodak_bigdog

I didn't mind a small nose stuff, but the septum, hmmm, that one seems super odd.


2sdaeAddams

As a septum pierced person I’m picky about mine. I wanted it small, not huge and dangling to my chin. I’m not judging people that have theirs like that but it’s not for me.


iamtheramcast

No offense but I will never not see a cartoon bull


Short_Mess_6736

Implants - natural is always better


girl_im_deepressed

even when flat and floppy lol? asking for a friend


Grouchy-Chemical9155

Absolutely and unreservedly yes. If they have some give to them, they’re more fun to play with! :)


Maple_Mistress

Makeup. Don’t get me wrong, I still wear the stuff on the rare occasion but I so much prefer seeing natural faces and all of their character


Ornery-Cut4553

You'd probably be surprised how much makeup goes into some supposedly "natural" faces though... Most people who say this don't actually hate makeup, they hate a heavily made-up look.


Maple_Mistress

Oh that’s not lost on me, I promise. I most definitely prefer a natural makeup look over the alternative, but even better than that is just no makeup at all.


Acrobatic_Light822

You don't find my skull makeup natural looking? 😆


Maple_Mistress

No, but you feel free to do whatever makes you happy and don’t let me deter you!


Acrobatic_Light822

Lol I like to meet people makeup free for the first time for expectation. I don't normally leave the house in full costume makeup. Lol


13Xxx21

Louis Viton anything


Ornery-Cut4553

I don't hate a particular brand, but I hate clothes/accessories that are plastered in a brand's name or logo. It just does nothing for me, it's boring AF. Put something actually pretty on it or I ain't wearing it!


13Xxx21

Agreed no need to as you put it plaster the item with brand's logo...then again the, marketing and getting people to advertise for free for you is clever.


MysteriousMention285

Septum piercings. Always looks like a booger hanging from their nose


MyDadBod_2021

I think of a bull with the eing in his nose. I want to grab it and pull on it!


oldsketel

Beards, why, and why do they have to be so big also. What are you compensating for?


PM_MeYourNaughtyside

Anything to cover up my face 🤣


HISxRABBIT

Yep. I love a little scruff, but a whole huge beard is just… meh


Kakashisith

Cause it\`s beautiful, if taken care of. Add long hair and I melt.


TheBossLikeKingKoopa

I think I just like the way beards frame my face. I've gone clean-shaven very few times in my life. Every time I did it felt...sort of wrong? Like I had lopped off a limb or something.


RentFew8787

Nature gave this beard. It is a visible sign of a sexually mature male.


AsianCoupleNextDoor

Man make up! I agree though not a fan of long, big beards.


AMorera

Oh man! I can’t agree. I actually think that beard love is in the minority but I fucking love beards. A guy can potentially go from a 4 to a 10 just by growing a beard.


pissshitfuckcuntcock

Flaunting of wealth and money.


Dothraki24

Those long ass nails with Christmas decorations all over em. I genuinely don’t get the point


2sdaeAddams

Christmas decorations 😂😂😂


ADeweyan

High heels. I mean, women should wear whatever shoes they want, I just hate that the fashion is for shoes that cause injury over time, and hobble them so their ability to move is compromised.


Kakashisith

I personally hate those type of shoes. Uncomfortable and pointless.


2sdaeAddams

Many of them have a point, actually. 😂 I’m kidding. I wear flip flops. They’re pretty but I’d die wearing them.


Kakashisith

combat boots, ballerinas and platforms here.


Bartolemeuop

Gonna take a page off your username. Foot fetish. Does absolutely nothing for me


BasicallyJustAPotato

Nipple piercings


lovejanetjade

Agreed! The last thing I want in that area is metal hitting my teeth.


PatternLive920

Fake tits and BBL's


Anemona_Ivy

What is BBL?


PatternLive920

Brazilian Butt Lift


powerhouseofthiscell

Bat wing eyelashes.....


Genevieve694

Realllyyy skinny people (men or woman). And woman who look like Barbie dolls.


Kakashisith

Finally someone said that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Lip filler and feet.


M-M4her

Boob tattoos.


Anemona_Ivy

Do you mean tattoos in boobies or boob tattoos?


M-M4her

Tattoos on a boob


ronp4u

Being fake


cozrtney

6 packs.


LacklusterPersona

Women with a body like Mewtwo. Ultra-ripped Giga Chads.


justameercat

Bolt ons


kneedAlildough2getby

Tattoos, I know girls that cut and stretch clothes to show off theirs and I just don't find it appealing. Quite the opposite, like you're trying too hard? I don't have a problem with the ink as much as the narcissistic way they go about it I guess


Ornery-Cut4553

Ugh geez I know, God forbid a woman adorns and appreciates her own body! Ladies shouldn't KNOW they are sexy, it isn't their place. (/s in case it's not abundantly clear)


kneedAlildough2getby

I said nothing like that. I just don't find it appealing. To each their own, I don't talk down or anything to people with tats lol


Ornery-Cut4553

That's fine, you're allowed to have your personal preferences. It was the narcissism comment that made me wrinkle my nose.


RentFew8787

I prefer skin without ink.


2sdaeAddams

I’m not sure about everyone else but I’ve never put on a piece of clothing and thought, "This’ll really show off my tats! Hell yes!" 🤷🏻‍♀️


delilahdread

Shit, I have. I paid a lot of money for my ink. You’re damn right I’m gonna show it off. If that’s “narcissistic” then so be it. 🤷🏻‍♀️


2sdaeAddams

And hey, that’s totally fine too! We’ve invested a lot of time in the chair and funds to put artwork on our bodies, and we should be proud to share it with others.


USSSLostTexter

giant asses. yeah, not for me at all


confusedcraftywitch

Hairless men. They keep shaving the hotness away.


wifeiswet

Fake body parts…


passionatemind221

Iphones. Blue or green bubble, who cares?


TributeKitty

Anything "fake" - Lip fillers, nails, eyelashes, boobs, butts, etc.


No_Conflict_3633

Big boobs


Morphyeus

Huge tits.


Traditional-Ad-566

Nose piercings!


DickvanLeeuwen

Heroin chic. That's just unhealthy and for me really unappealing.


CooolName1

Pegging. It seems to popular on Reddit, but I don’t want any part of that. But I also like feet so there’s that.


ConstantDesmond

Orgies. There's just too much going on.


rootytwo

Groucho eyebrows Look like two pieces of electrical tape on a girls forehead


Grand_Raccoon0923

Huge boobs and butts


Rajajugalugs

Septum piercings. What are you a bovine or something? 🐮


WarriorKing1977

When people categorize cocky assholish dispositions as "confidence" or "eccentric." Nope, that person is a dick. Period. That's how we got P. Diddy.


TheshizAlt

Growing up most of my friends, if not all, liked really skinny girls. Like, no butt, no boobs. I was always into curvy girls but I felt weird because I wasn't into the skinny skater/punk types that they were.


Arthur_Kilgore

Lip fillers/botox, insanely big fake boobs, feet


Mission-Suggestion12

Fake boobs, fake lips, botox


Repulsive_Basis_4946

I think a lot of you have no idea what Botox is.


Zestyclose-Cricket82

Fake tits


AsianCoupleNextDoor

Excessive plastic surgery


Noneofyobusiness1492

Feet I have a few friends that are really into it. I just don’t understand it at all. Feet are gross af.


DreamingGemini

Tall men


Candid_Awareness_337

Those giant ass’s


AlarmedGeologist2681

Abs. I can appreciate a fit body, and the huge amount of work and sacrifice it takes to have a muscly physique, but I’ll take a tummy pooch any day!!!


OkDecision6127

Big asses where they do that herky-jerky moving which they think looks good. No!!!


rootytwo

Stiletto nails


BabyLoveChild36

Excessively high high-heels. I like wearing high-heels, but some girls go over the top with it.


LuptonPittman33

Large, fake boobs are not appealing to me at all. I understand a little bit of help if the woman wants to enhance her girls' shape, (like sagging for example) but to have two balloons that do not look in any way real just doesn't make sense.


Sheikah77

Lingerie.


Justrandom37

Crop tops


Throw_away_12900

My forearms and rolled up sleeves 🤷‍♂️


sweetlittlelindy

Omg YOUR forearms? No stop 😭 I haven’t seen them but love yourself!


thanksciano

Milfs.


NJCurmudgeon

Tattoos


ThrowawaySunnyLane

Nipple piercings. Don’t get it. Never will.


blue_blazar

Ear gauges


OhSoSoftly444

Tons of tattoos or makeup. No shame to anyone that does either, I just think people are more beautiful as their natural selves.


JoeCensored

Big asses


jadedwelp

Cleavage tattoos


JenInVirginia

Big butts on women. I have a relatively big butt, and I just don't see the appeal. Maybe it's a wide hips evolution thing I don't get because I'm female.


Clear_Abrocoma_8305

Phat asses… They’re just shitters… 🤷🏾‍♂️


YouLieBitch

All the fake crap, eyelashes that look like they could fly them away, caked on makeup and fake boobs. I want a real lady


omgshannonwtf

Acrylic nails. Separate but probably not unrelated: French manicures.


Catz1332

Pretty much all of this whole sex thing


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cleanyour_room

Shaved coochies


Karaoke_Singer

Nose piercings… most of the time they look like something is dripping from their nostrils.


thesoddenwittedlord

Big boobs


Slightly_Worried_

Plastic surgery, feet, twerking, certain piercings


IonlyworkoutattheY

Surgically enhanced anything


Kelvin3731

Tattoos, feet, Botox.


Feeling-Teacher-6923

Fake boobs


J_P_Wood

Nose piercings, specifically septum


burnmeup82

Septum piercings. They just remind me of cows and pigs.


gigi1eclipse

Six packs and massive muscles. I don’t think it looks good on men or women


See_You_Space_Coyote

Golden retriever sort of dudes. I like them just fine platonically but not in a sexual way.


U_DontNoMe

Fake lips. Well, fake anything.


thedevilstherapist

Feet squeezed into high heels. All I can think of is how uncomfortable it must be and the bunions it can cause.


old_habitsdontdie

Buying Books to show-off but never reading a page of anything:)


ASlyChickenCorma

Overweight people


kemeral

The BBL


dirty_ole_fella

Twerking... Absolutely hate it. Looks like you're trying to shake a turd loose from a hair you swallowed...


Grouchy-Chemical9155

Stripper heels. I like a trim ankle and shapely calf that comes with wearing heels, but anything over 3” or so is just silly.


MasteROogwayY2

BBLs


Suitable-Amoeba-9610

Feet


Aggressive_Fault_657

Top knot and beard combo


LasciviousPhoenix

Tattoos


Shaker1969

Makeup


Additional-Software4

Big knee or thigh high boots on a woman 


Syandris

Tattoos, especially excessive amounts of terrible ones.