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Depends on what chapter you look at. For a while, swimmers/more athletic type. A different point, on the other side of the spectrum, I was a chubby chaser.
Petite women with pale skin. I absolutely get off on seeing and feeling my full size fit into them. Not only from the sensation of the intense squeeze, but also the visual contrast of my dark Latino cock against their paler skin. So hot!
If you list out who you've been with, what's the most common height, if there isn't one average it. Do the same for hair color, personality, body shape or size, distinguishing features, etc. If you're a virgin your type is yourself as that's who you've had the most sex with
Well honestly I'm kind of basic for guys I prefer taller guys that are more on the hung side, for girls I prefer bigger chests I suppose. Usually brunette for both. Nice butts are nice on both too
I think your question only really makes sense if you have a very small number of people and actually know their personal 'stats' deeply lol. Between guys and girls and being more adventurous in terms of that you may as well be asking me what the average human's stats are, and I would have no clue what to even say to that
I'm coming up on triple digits and can answer. If your history is all over, your can say "the average human" implying you have a selection from all over. If you don't remember any of the people you've been with enough to say, oh most of them were big girls and tiny guys or whatever it may be, the commonality would be you don't remember. It's not rocket science. Has most of your belt notches come from people you met at a bar? That's could be a commonality. People from school, work, the bus, your friend's sisters. If I knew your history I'm sure I could find a pattern or at least average them. And if you don't remember that's a commonality
Sorry if it seems like I'm picking on you. I'm not trying to
tbh i feel like their initial comment pretty much covers “average human cause there have been so many types plus i can’t remember”
but why did they bother to say anything at all is my question
Science-y girls. When I was younger, it was all STEM students. More recently, it's all scientists and medical professionals.
Not a conscious decision on my part, but it pretty consistently works out that way.
Not sure I have a type. I’ve only slept with like 10 people, but they have been all different body types, tats/no-tats, tall/shorter, different races, literally no type. 😂
Human.. yes, male… I forgot about the chick in the threesome so I guess I slept with like 11 people, hair… optional. No commonalities that I can think of. All very different people.
From my sexual history it would be petite pale blondes with cleavage. The comedy of it is I am more sexually attracted to dark skinned brunettes with smaller cleavage.
For most of the blondes we were introduced by friends, and they were the aggressors (when I was younger and prettier).
It’s not like they were not attractive to me, but not what really makes me stupid, but I was not going to say no…..
Boobs. Large ones.
Weird thing is I'm definitely an a$$ man, and I prefer smaller boobs.
It just worked out this way, probably because body type isn't especially important to me. I like kind, intelligent women.
Two types
Curvy with big boobs or big booty (mostly white,lil black)
Skinny short Twink (white, Latino, lil black)
Only been with one redhead but I think they are just the sexiest 🥵🥰
Black or brunette hair is number one and usually been whom I've hooked up with. If they wear glasses they're super hot to me but not expected. I prefer small boobs but my long time partners have all had big boobs. I do seem to attract younger women. The three women that have had the most impact on my life were all 8 to 12 years younger than me including my wife.
standing them side by side? i definitely don't have a type. tall, short, skinny, burly, scrawny, old, young. their only common denominator is facial hair.
my friends would tell you that my type is tall, dark haired men with thick beards, and wide shoulders/thick arms. they'll also add that i like big noses lol.
My list is also very similar. Big small, tall short, long haired bald. The real only common denominator is they thought I was attractive for some reason, enough so at least to find out. If you averaged them all together it would seem I like big tall girls with bad attitudes.
Bisexual introverted girls with big boobs, thick thighs, blonde, sometimes black hair, crazy streak with Daddy issues, and other mental disorders that match mine. 🥰🥰🥰
all my exes are different, i dated from anorexic to obese, 5'6-6'3, but nerdy tall boys got me in a chokehold, esp if they have a cute face.
intelligence is honestly the biggest turn on when it's paired with humility but i do like a lil cockiness too 🥵
Honestly, I have the same question 😅
I’ve been on dating apps for a few years, I don’t filter by race and swipe on who I find attractive, race isn’t a factor there. I’ve matched with mostly white men, Black men and Latinos, not in that order, and have had convos but when it comes to who takes that next step to ask me out, it’s always been white men. Honestly I stopped trying to make sense of it a while ago and, as long as there’s a connection and attraction, just go out with who has the guts to ask me out.
Maybe it’s where I’m located idk…
guys who are more sure of themselves and controlling, probably professionals who can control a room, rich voices that know how to shift easily from casual to dark with a controlled growl, short dark hair, tall, strong, warm with an edge.
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Bubbly extroverted brunette's with thick thighs, curly hair, and a baby face.
Have we slept together? 🤔 🙈💓
Not yet. 😘
Just say when. 😘
Holy shit, we have the same type! Are yours also usually lesbians?
No, just bisexual thankfully for me. 😅
oh i'm all those but super short, and a masked introvert 🤣
Short is the superior height type. Embrace it. 😈
Men with dicks….
I'm a man but I only got one dick😞
Then you don’t qualify 😝
Just can't keep up with ol' Johnny two dick or ol' three dog(has four dicks, he's not good with numbers)
Tattooed and pierced academics with moderate to large breasts and an interest in philosophy, psychology, and horror.
Chubby women
Human.
Long haired technical men and old punks
Anarchists
Thicc taller woman. Black curly hair. Glasses.
2 out of 3. 😆
Which ones?
Petite women, brunette/redhead, curly hair
Nerdy, unconventionally attractive, and “geeky” men. All shapes and sizes.
Trouble
Sounds fun at least 😝
Any proper fun is worth twice it's weight in trouble ;)
This!!!
Depends on what chapter you look at. For a while, swimmers/more athletic type. A different point, on the other side of the spectrum, I was a chubby chaser.
Average them all together
Thicc to xtra thiccc, slightly crazy.
Looking at all my sexual partners, they look vastly different. I do care more about compatability and personality.
Common gender, place of meeting, hobbies? Anything to pick out a pattern?
All men. Met on dating app or Fetlife. They were all highly intelligent and had nerdy hobbies.
I found my dom on fetlife too!!!
Big booty white girls
Brunettes with big boobs and zero loyalty.
Iconoclasts
Hot slut
Athletic woman - usually blonde
smart, nerdy, curvy weirdos.
Introverted but more social than I am, shorter than me, nerdy, chubby, brunette
Squirters
Female, fit, crazy
Brunette, pale skin, glasses
Busty, girl next door, brunettes. Ironically, I wasn't consciously looking for only that type. They just kinda happened.
Women that do anal
Give, receive or both?
Both 👀
Thicc girls with ass for days
Big butt thick thighs and light eyes
Small chest, athletic build, lighter hair
Petite women with pale skin. I absolutely get off on seeing and feeling my full size fit into them. Not only from the sensation of the intense squeeze, but also the visual contrast of my dark Latino cock against their paler skin. So hot!
Big ass and crazy as hell
Petite brunettes
😮💨 love bombers. And then I ignore the red flags and convince myself everything changing is entirely my fault.
Emotionally unavailable Desi women
Someone a little nerdy, smart
hard to really define a type
If you list out who you've been with, what's the most common height, if there isn't one average it. Do the same for hair color, personality, body shape or size, distinguishing features, etc. If you're a virgin your type is yourself as that's who you've had the most sex with
Well honestly I'm kind of basic for guys I prefer taller guys that are more on the hung side, for girls I prefer bigger chests I suppose. Usually brunette for both. Nice butts are nice on both too
... In this scenario nice is irrelevant. I'm not asking for your personal preference. What's important for this question is what you have in the bag.
Too broad to really categorise
There is no catagorization here. Are you being obtuse or do you actually not understand?
I think your question only really makes sense if you have a very small number of people and actually know their personal 'stats' deeply lol. Between guys and girls and being more adventurous in terms of that you may as well be asking me what the average human's stats are, and I would have no clue what to even say to that
I'm coming up on triple digits and can answer. If your history is all over, your can say "the average human" implying you have a selection from all over. If you don't remember any of the people you've been with enough to say, oh most of them were big girls and tiny guys or whatever it may be, the commonality would be you don't remember. It's not rocket science. Has most of your belt notches come from people you met at a bar? That's could be a commonality. People from school, work, the bus, your friend's sisters. If I knew your history I'm sure I could find a pattern or at least average them. And if you don't remember that's a commonality Sorry if it seems like I'm picking on you. I'm not trying to
tbh i feel like their initial comment pretty much covers “average human cause there have been so many types plus i can’t remember” but why did they bother to say anything at all is my question
Female Tall, lean muscular, athletic, long hair, nice ass, confident, smart, independent, adventurous types.
BBW - that is all
Love to please and love to be pleased.
Tattoos, sports, tempers 🥵
been there!
No particular reason but I go for men scrawnier than me (for context I’m a size 1 and get told to eat often)
Women older than me that are not white
Chubby brunette introverts.
Science-y girls. When I was younger, it was all STEM students. More recently, it's all scientists and medical professionals. Not a conscious decision on my part, but it pretty consistently works out that way.
I'm a virgin, but that's pretty much my type too!
Submissive rope bunnies with lovely breasts.
Mature women, I’m addicted
Asian girls.
Bisexual Whores
Short athletic curvy blondes.
2 legs and a beating heart
Slightly masc presenting women with green thumbs.
Emotional extroverted.
Short, chubby, older men ❤️🔥
Not sure I have a type. I’ve only slept with like 10 people, but they have been all different body types, tats/no-tats, tall/shorter, different races, literally no type. 😂
human, male, with hair... Is there any commonality in where you met them, jobs, hobbies, fetishes, etc?
Human.. yes, male… I forgot about the chick in the threesome so I guess I slept with like 11 people, hair… optional. No commonalities that I can think of. All very different people.
I'm sure there's plenty if you think about it. They all seem to like you enough, they're bound to have something in common.
Down to earth plain women with natural good looks who wear very little makeup and are modest.
Sadly, probably 5'6" asexual brunettes with a lot of hangups.
From my sexual history it would be petite pale blondes with cleavage. The comedy of it is I am more sexually attracted to dark skinned brunettes with smaller cleavage. For most of the blondes we were introduced by friends, and they were the aggressors (when I was younger and prettier). It’s not like they were not attractive to me, but not what really makes me stupid, but I was not going to say no…..
Female, actually, human with a vagina
Latinas with big tits.
Momma's boys
Boobs. Large ones. Weird thing is I'm definitely an a$$ man, and I prefer smaller boobs. It just worked out this way, probably because body type isn't especially important to me. I like kind, intelligent women.
The slightly selfish leggy bookworm next door with a shot of lewd.
Women who pay me an once of attention
Funny, artistic girls with BOOBS.
Legal age adult human females
Submissive short women that like to play at night
Petite women that are a little bit older
Two types Curvy with big boobs or big booty (mostly white,lil black) Skinny short Twink (white, Latino, lil black) Only been with one redhead but I think they are just the sexiest 🥵🥰
Curvy Indian women with large breasts. And blonde busty MILFS
super skinny blondes with children
Black or brunette hair is number one and usually been whom I've hooked up with. If they wear glasses they're super hot to me but not expected. I prefer small boobs but my long time partners have all had big boobs. I do seem to attract younger women. The three women that have had the most impact on my life were all 8 to 12 years younger than me including my wife.
Skinny to average anal sluts!
Eager beats pretty but pretty always helps.
Fire
dark haired, male, brown eyes?
standing them side by side? i definitely don't have a type. tall, short, skinny, burly, scrawny, old, young. their only common denominator is facial hair. my friends would tell you that my type is tall, dark haired men with thick beards, and wide shoulders/thick arms. they'll also add that i like big noses lol.
My list is also very similar. Big small, tall short, long haired bald. The real only common denominator is they thought I was attractive for some reason, enough so at least to find out. If you averaged them all together it would seem I like big tall girls with bad attitudes.
Big breasts
Men with beards
Hello!
Everyone under 5’6”, some 5’6”-5’11”
Men. Gonna keep it simple 😝
I couldn’t even tell ya honestly. Except the dudes are typically more dominant sexually…
just men in general. if i was a serial killer, it'd be hard to find a lead to start on.
Free spirited, self confident women who love crystals and star signs 😂
Women 15-20 years my senior. Cute feminine guys.
Skinny, big nose
Guys who are good enough at convincing me there might be something there.
Small, slim , brunette, BIG rack
Black and brown women, that’s the only common factor
Bisexual introverted girls with big boobs, thick thighs, blonde, sometimes black hair, crazy streak with Daddy issues, and other mental disorders that match mine. 🥰🥰🥰
Small, big boobs, brunette, curly or wavy hair. Strangely enough my wife is quite tall blonde with straight hair.
6ft1, slightly moody and good with his hands
Since it's so specific, I'm going to guess there's only a sample size of 1
Yes
Abusive men and controlling women.
Apparently scruffy veterans with mental disorders who are dominant in bed
I've got a real mustache and beard fetish going on right now.
Depends on what you mean by "virgin," but the few people I've done things with have mostly been overweight women or trans men.
I'll allow it
Muscled men who work in the trades 🥵
Damn too bad. I would have liked you fuck you silly but I left carpentry behind. My hands were getting too rough.
Masculine, cool guys that like to smoke weed 🤷♀️
Based on my last 3 that would be dark hair, great beard, and tattooed. Before that, it’s a hodge podge
Dark haired gym guys
nerdy, friendly, brunette dudes with light to moderate body hair, beards, glasses, rounder/softer jawlines and good shoulders for biting 🙈
Dark hair, Dominant AF and a sadist Dom. Reasonably fit so he can chase me down when it goes Primal
Commanding, a really intellectual woman with a strong sexual opinion and dominating personality traits.
Short, slim with lighter coloured hair
Mexican men half my age with athletic or muscular builds. Hung. Interesting. Witty. Introverted. A little autistic.
Exotic
Burly guys who are dominant in bed, but teddy bears outside the bedroom.
the most common trait is that they’re all gamers. (rhythm games and/or league of legends)
Slightly submissive men who love to please
Big, dumb, and mean. I’m working on it.
Desperate
Thickness and more extroverted than me
Glitter girls
batshit crazy
Eclectic, there's no type. I just like different experiences and newness.
Long haired men. Accurate
Toxic people.
Absolute psycho toxic but good looking ladies!
all my exes are different, i dated from anorexic to obese, 5'6-6'3, but nerdy tall boys got me in a chokehold, esp if they have a cute face. intelligence is honestly the biggest turn on when it's paired with humility but i do like a lil cockiness too 🥵
Slim thick, full big ass and grabable hips
The type that likes to ruin me and break my heart. But physically like slightly overweight, beard, no hair. Nerd.
Thick thighs introvert that wears glasses, light skin, beautiful soft legs, apple bottom shape
1 lightskin, 1 African, 1 Latina, 2 bipolar white girls, 1 top bear, 1 bottom otter, etc.. i’m all over the place
Tall, Dark, and Handsome
All older, tall, played sports, half were dads. 💁♀️🖤
The only dad I’m looking for is a cat dad
Love that! I hadn’t sought them out, they just happened to be but gosh I do *love* a hot dilf 🫦🖤
🤔
older guys lmao
Not a preference but if someone just took note of my dating history they’d assume I’m solely into white guys.
If it's not a preference then how does that happen?
Honestly, I have the same question 😅 I’ve been on dating apps for a few years, I don’t filter by race and swipe on who I find attractive, race isn’t a factor there. I’ve matched with mostly white men, Black men and Latinos, not in that order, and have had convos but when it comes to who takes that next step to ask me out, it’s always been white men. Honestly I stopped trying to make sense of it a while ago and, as long as there’s a connection and attraction, just go out with who has the guts to ask me out. Maybe it’s where I’m located idk…
Tall beardy dad bods 🤤
UN friendly but mainly white guys. Ranging from different looks. All more dominate than myself
The bad boy type???
someone who’s atleast 5,8 and over! and a bit fit!
Lean fit guys over 6 ft, waving red flags.
Somewhat overweight tall guys with facial hair, brown eyes, and thick fingers.
Light eyes, light hair, tall and handsome(to me)
Tall, dark and handsome 😈🤭
Taller than me, some muscles, shy and a little nerdy. 🥵
The only thing I can think of is tall because they’ve all been vastly different in looks and personalities.
Male introvert, 53, white 160, 5'11", likes puzzles and cuddling
Chubby white guys or kinda fit, kinda lean lantinos
Tall, skinny, with dark hair.
Medium ugly white men
Tall, athletic-looking man with nice body, no tatts. But I ended up marrying a cute nerdy guy with a nice butt and thick 🍆.
Scruffy beard, taller then me..with is easy bc I’m 5’4, tattoos messy hair preferably brown/black, dark pretty eyes, protective, kind, patient, metal
Emotionally unavailable amateur musicians with either long dark curly hair or a big dick
guys who are more sure of themselves and controlling, probably professionals who can control a room, rich voices that know how to shift easily from casual to dark with a controlled growl, short dark hair, tall, strong, warm with an edge.
Really dominant and controlling men who can make or break me