Pierced nipples tasting like penis reminded me of this:
So I was eating my grandma out when suddenly I tasted horse semen and I thought to myself, "Oh, that's how she died."
I'm just going to weigh in on the "I like nipple jewelry" side, just for balance, in case some of these comments were causing some nipple pierced ladies to reconsider.
I was hesitant to get mine done but I finally did it about a year ago and I’m so glad I did! My fwb was very sad at first because he doesn’t like piercings but he’s now pretty obsessed with them😂
I could certainly see you becoming an obsession real quick. If I was going to dive into a pay for play girl, you would be money well spent. That was awkward as hell. But I think you'll understand it's a complement.
Then welcome to the unpopular table, we got cookies.
I don't like pierced anything, not even ears, so pierced nipples is definitely a turn-off for me. Along with eyebrows, lips, tongues, cheeks, and noses.
Oh, and a special aversion to pierced septum rings.
Someone else is, of course, entirely within their rights to pierce anything that takes their fancy - go nuts, pierce your eyes, if that floats your boat.
The flip-side of that is, however, that I'm just as free to not view favorably or want to associate with someone who modifies themselves to be, at best distasteful, and at worst outright revolting, to my sensibilities.
Wow that’s wild, I’ve wanted to get mine but I’m such a wuss with piercings and I like nipple play so I wouldn’t want to wait that healing time. With my luck I’d get them then get in a relationship 😂
I (female) had mine pierced for a bit before an unfortunate accident led to me removing both for symmetry. The more injured nipple is always slightly hard. Idk how common it would be though.
I don’t think that this is that unpopular of an opinion. I remember asking a few if my friends and as it turns out, I only know one guy who likes them.
Be careful with that notion, you can legit get some gnarly frostbite with having exposed metal like that. Not the fun kind of thing to have to recover from, and the potential to lose the nipples you painfully decorated too
Titties are already perfect by definition, imagine worshiping the soft tender nipple with your tongue and lips and then there is a piece of steel there.
Personally, I'm uncomfortable about it.
I don't like to ogle at women in general. Makes me feel ... disgusted with myself.
But damn ... some women really makes it difficult wearing very revealing tops. It is why I have a hard time talking face to face with some women. And I worked as guest services for a musuem too. So plenty of people.
Especially women with revealing tops talk to me for directions or some shit. And have to physically try my damnest not to look at all. Because it is very rude. And in general, I have seen it makes it I uncormfortable for women to talk to me normally. And not because I stare, because I do not, but because I am a guy. And it just makes me very disappointed really.
That even with freedom to wear whatever you want (that is generally ok to the federal public), they still have to take extra precaustions when approaching men in a friendly manner.
So I do my best not to face them or keep my head up.
I mean that’s reality. Freedom doesn’t mean freedom from consequences it should be obvious that people are going to look.
If you walk out with your bulge showing in a weird tight pair of boxers(idk if they exist or not) would it be unexpected if people looked? I’d expect both genera to look because it’s fucking weird.
My motto is, "If it ain't hurting anyone or anything, then it is fine."
And women embracing their sexuality, sex appeal, or wearing to their heart's content without judgement or critique is part of that.
The thing is, it's not a given nor a reasonable presumption to be able to say "I see you dressing provocatively, as is your right and so should it be, but now I wanna stare cuz you're doing it so well". The result being that while the woman is empowered to do as she pleases and dress how she likes without repercussions...now everyone around her has to take effort to ensure they're not providing inadvertent interactions that are gonna be construed as repercussions.
Some people dress *specifically* to get that kind of attention. They're hurt when people are polite and ignore the show. Some people dress the way they want to dress, so they can pick fights with people who then react to how they're dressed. Some people are straight up oblivious of the potentially involuntary reactions in other people, and are only confused or offended when they're seen, because they don't realize that even without the intent to put out a signal, they're still signaling something.
It's a very confusing time. Would be great if we could just wear little buttons or whatever to tell people what we might appreciate from them. But we'd almost certainly be getting people who are upset about the buttons themselves, too.
Yes. I do avoid those places. But for different reasons.
If women were more open to the idea of saying how they want me to interact with them. As in face away or face directly, then I would behave in accordance to their desires.
read up on the Philosophy of aesthetics and beauty. Why do we find things pretty or pleasing to the eye? That is the question that is the most difficult to answer. It's a rabbit hole of objective and subjective facts and opinions
Same reason tongue rings get old after a while. Tastes like metal eventually and starts knocking into my teeth and it’s just unpleasant.
And you’d think blowjobs would be great until the screw part loosens over time and starts scraping and yeah I’m good
What turns me on when I see that is more feeling like this person knows that people can see them and wants people to see them. It sparks some images of this person feeling slutty and sexy and it's very sexy. Obviously I can't read her mind, so I don't assume that's what's she's actually feeling, but it's a sexy thought.
It signals that you are very confident about your body and your sexuality, and I would also assume you to be a promiscuous person. So although I dislike pierced nipples, it would greatly arouse my interest.
As a man I just wanna clarify that we love seeing women’s titties in general. In public is even better. If they have tattoos and/or jewelry on them it makes it art imo and i really enjoy seeing body art in public
I have a platonic FB friend I know through the community who I always secretly thought was hot anyway, but recently in one her pics her shirt was a certain way and I could make out the outline of a piecing. I don't think I've ever wanted anyone more now LOL
Even if we dislike them(i don't, i like piercings as longs as they are tasteful in design) the fact that you have them, tells us something about you that might make us intrigued. they kinda signals sexual openness and liberation because what is usually a hidden visually arousing bodypart is now visible, and they are a novelty that sparks curiosity. of course that only applies to those that like them. if not, then comes the shame and indecency stuff.. yeah... Morals and traditional views on modesty and all that
I do. I mean, I like titties of any kind but since I dont see all that many pierced ones, its a rare treat haha. There's a girl that comes in my work about once a week, she's honestly of average attractiveness, but without fail, she always wears a white t shirt, with no bra, with her piercings popping out, and it increases her hotness tenfold.
I dig it. Makes me think I should probably not care as much since we’re heading for a more titty neutral and natural place in society, but any time I see a woman’s pokies whether pierced or not I’m enjoying it.
I love it, but feel guilty for looking. We men are excoriated as creepy or worse for appreciating the womanly figure. As a 60-year-old it is even worse.
When i was in the army this one girl came over to me and my bros while we were eating lunch. She proceeded to announce that she just had her tits pierced and let me tell you. Every single eye at that table lowered about 6 inches to the exact same point. In short, yes. Absolutely yes.
Yeah they're nice. Unless you're being seductive about it I'll probably just notice them as I would a necklace.
Though the most distracting set of pierced nipples I have ever seem were just really wonky. Like the standard is both horizontal but I'd probably understand anything vaguely symmetrical and these just... weren't in any way
Pierced nipples taste like pennies and I'm all about that shmoney.
I read that as penis and was wildly confused
Pierced nipples tasting like penis reminded me of this: So I was eating my grandma out when suddenly I tasted horse semen and I thought to myself, "Oh, that's how she died."
r/darkjokes
Woah Mr Hands!
How does he know what horse semen tastes like? :(
I guess it runs in the family (and in the panties).
Long hard experience
If pierced nipples tasted like penis, I’d be far more bisexual
🤣 i just found this really funny. Well done!
Girls with pierced nipples taste like house keys, and baby there's no place like home
Remembering this and using it to describe my bf's pierced nipples when the opportunity arises! 😂
Actually i like them natural, not pierced. Probably an unpopular opinion...
Same. To each their own, though.
Nope I’m with you pierced nipples are a huge turnoff for me.
Same
We are simple beings.
I'm just going to weigh in on the "I like nipple jewelry" side, just for balance, in case some of these comments were causing some nipple pierced ladies to reconsider.
I've always wanted mine done but never pulled the trigger bc the nipple piercing dislikers are always so vocal 😂 definitely made me reconsider
I was hesitant to get mine done but I finally did it about a year ago and I’m so glad I did! My fwb was very sad at first because he doesn’t like piercings but he’s now pretty obsessed with them😂
I could certainly see you becoming an obsession real quick. If I was going to dive into a pay for play girl, you would be money well spent. That was awkward as hell. But I think you'll understand it's a complement.
Then welcome to the unpopular table, we got cookies. I don't like pierced anything, not even ears, so pierced nipples is definitely a turn-off for me. Along with eyebrows, lips, tongues, cheeks, and noses. Oh, and a special aversion to pierced septum rings. Someone else is, of course, entirely within their rights to pierce anything that takes their fancy - go nuts, pierce your eyes, if that floats your boat. The flip-side of that is, however, that I'm just as free to not view favorably or want to associate with someone who modifies themselves to be, at best distasteful, and at worst outright revolting, to my sensibilities.
What kind of cookies??
Most guy friends feel same, I would even avoid dating someone with pierced nipples.
Wow that’s wild, I’ve wanted to get mine but I’m such a wuss with piercings and I like nipple play so I wouldn’t want to wait that healing time. With my luck I’d get them then get in a relationship 😂
I took them out for my hubby
How well does it heal?
It took a bit but back to normal for me
My male friend used to have his pierced in his younger days, and his are hard almost all the time now. Is that uncommon, do you know?
I (female) had mine pierced for a bit before an unfortunate accident led to me removing both for symmetry. The more injured nipple is always slightly hard. Idk how common it would be though.
Did your sensitivity change at all?
I don’t think that this is that unpopular of an opinion. I remember asking a few if my friends and as it turns out, I only know one guy who likes them.
Same here
It's weird, I tend to like piercings on small chested women and natural on larger chested women.
I think both are beautiful but I worry about hurting pierced ones if I’m playing with them
I love seeing any kinda titties in public. Especially when they're pierced, it's shows you got a lot of confidence and don't mind who can see them :)
Especially when you can in the winter huh.
Be careful with that notion, you can legit get some gnarly frostbite with having exposed metal like that. Not the fun kind of thing to have to recover from, and the potential to lose the nipples you painfully decorated too
I only use plastic anyways. I'm allergic to most metal
Exactly! They're very loud and proud :)
I’m not such a fan of them. But I know guys who lose their mind for that.
I'm just curious what the average thought process is. 😅.
Honestly, I mostly think "that's neat" unless it's someone I actually have sexual intentions with
Titties are already perfect by definition, imagine worshiping the soft tender nipple with your tongue and lips and then there is a piece of steel there.
“Worshiping the soft tender nipple with your tongue and lips….” Oooooh, gave me the chills!
My thought process is roughly… pierced nips: great unpierced nips: also great
Indifferent but tbh I prefer non pierced a bit more
We are all happy for whatever we get to see
"Does matter, saw nipples."
A hell yes from me ! Thank you for your service. And by the way : A.B.A.B : all boobs are beautiful
Including moobs (man boobs) and woobs (woman boobs)
Woobs lol
Including these, yes
Including these, yes
It’s amazing. Love the confidence and the fact that they love showing them off.
I mean I'll definitely give you a good glance but mainly because I always glance at good boobs.
I'm not pierced, but I don't wear bras very often, I definitely dated a couple of guys who really liked that!
Mine are not pierced but have seen so many fun sets of jewelry Ive often thought about getting them done
Men aren’t the only ones who like titties Edit: a word autocorrected
Thank you for your service. 😂😂
Personally, I'm uncomfortable about it. I don't like to ogle at women in general. Makes me feel ... disgusted with myself. But damn ... some women really makes it difficult wearing very revealing tops. It is why I have a hard time talking face to face with some women. And I worked as guest services for a musuem too. So plenty of people. Especially women with revealing tops talk to me for directions or some shit. And have to physically try my damnest not to look at all. Because it is very rude. And in general, I have seen it makes it I uncormfortable for women to talk to me normally. And not because I stare, because I do not, but because I am a guy. And it just makes me very disappointed really. That even with freedom to wear whatever you want (that is generally ok to the federal public), they still have to take extra precaustions when approaching men in a friendly manner. So I do my best not to face them or keep my head up.
I mean that’s reality. Freedom doesn’t mean freedom from consequences it should be obvious that people are going to look. If you walk out with your bulge showing in a weird tight pair of boxers(idk if they exist or not) would it be unexpected if people looked? I’d expect both genera to look because it’s fucking weird.
My motto is, "If it ain't hurting anyone or anything, then it is fine." And women embracing their sexuality, sex appeal, or wearing to their heart's content without judgement or critique is part of that.
The thing is, it's not a given nor a reasonable presumption to be able to say "I see you dressing provocatively, as is your right and so should it be, but now I wanna stare cuz you're doing it so well". The result being that while the woman is empowered to do as she pleases and dress how she likes without repercussions...now everyone around her has to take effort to ensure they're not providing inadvertent interactions that are gonna be construed as repercussions. Some people dress *specifically* to get that kind of attention. They're hurt when people are polite and ignore the show. Some people dress the way they want to dress, so they can pick fights with people who then react to how they're dressed. Some people are straight up oblivious of the potentially involuntary reactions in other people, and are only confused or offended when they're seen, because they don't realize that even without the intent to put out a signal, they're still signaling something. It's a very confusing time. Would be great if we could just wear little buttons or whatever to tell people what we might appreciate from them. But we'd almost certainly be getting people who are upset about the buttons themselves, too.
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Yes. I do avoid those places. But for different reasons. If women were more open to the idea of saying how they want me to interact with them. As in face away or face directly, then I would behave in accordance to their desires.
I am not a fan of pierced titties, tongue or nose.
I don't get pierced nipples, I don't get anything on human body being pierced. Any body modification.
read up on the Philosophy of aesthetics and beauty. Why do we find things pretty or pleasing to the eye? That is the question that is the most difficult to answer. It's a rabbit hole of objective and subjective facts and opinions
Same reason tongue rings get old after a while. Tastes like metal eventually and starts knocking into my teeth and it’s just unpleasant. And you’d think blowjobs would be great until the screw part loosens over time and starts scraping and yeah I’m good
My SO, loves when I go out braless with my piercings. But not all men like pierced nipples, my ex bf said he preferred mine before I had them pierced.
Nipples are amazing! Feel like the taste and chipping my teeth part would be rough.
No, I don't like nipple piercings.
Titties are titties, why wouldn’t we wanna see them?
I don’t mind seeing them at all, but for sucking and nibbling not so much, it’s metal, feels weird in your mouth, but you do you babe
As a straight woman, yes. Like you asked. But fuck yes.
Always a treat. I look at the persons tits, the person looks at me, we both smile.
What do you by mean be seeing tits in public? Are you wearing *any*thing, or are they just clattering away?
Pierced titties do nothing for me. If you want me staring at your braless boobs, I'd just as soon see them without any metal in there.
That’s how I feel, I didn’t pay to get em pierced for no reason you know?
I like them pierced.. but I don’t like just one boob pierced..
Very much so. Very hot.
Im not big on piercings or tats, so thats a no from me.
No not al all
I can assure you some of us women enjoy seeing it too
But this is the question, are yours pierced too?
Sadly they are not due to being a little bitch lmao
At 48, I could count the times I’ve noticed pierced nipples in public on one hand.
It will get the attention and appreciation of a particular subset of the population that is probably most compatible with you. That's a win win.
100% love it. Pokies with piercing are so hot!
Nah. I’ll pass.
I much refer unpierced. Seeing a hot chick and noticing she has pierced nipples is disappointing.
I probably wouldn't even realize you were showing off -and get mad at myself for looking
I like anything a woman uses as a reason to draw attention to them, so yes.
Yes!! I love to see it, most of my past partners as of recently have been pierced and I love tasting that metal 😩
Personally, pierced nipples are a huge turn off for me
You just have no idea how much we love it
I like seeing them poke through but to be honest it’s difficult to find balance of looking and not staring
Omg yes. I love seeing nipples in public.
Bless you child.
I do for sure
I definitely do
I absolutely love it
I am 100% into that
Abso-fucking-lutely
Absolutely. I try not to stare and make women feel uncomfortable but I damn sure enjoy the sight.
I absolutely love it
I like seeing titties, pierced or not, in public or private, and handling them too!
Yup as long as you are cool with me checking you out. Mine are pierced too 😂
I’m lucky to even see tits in public let alone pierced. But to answer your question yes I would go wild
What turns me on when I see that is more feeling like this person knows that people can see them and wants people to see them. It sparks some images of this person feeling slutty and sexy and it's very sexy. Obviously I can't read her mind, so I don't assume that's what's she's actually feeling, but it's a sexy thought.
I’m sure some do, but it’s not for me.
Yes!!! My eyes are always drawn to the piercings. Then my mind races.
Sometimes it makes the sun shine just a little brighter.
Can't think of a reason why I wouldn't like it
It's a nice surprise. Also hot when girls know we can clearly see them
Loooovesss itttt
Absolutely I do
I love seeing them and big thanks to all of you ladies who show them to us xx
Course - it's an acquired taste if you catch my drift
Ya
Yes. This is a recent thing…I love seeing a bar through a nipple. Very sexy.
I always get a lil excited~ mostly because I know if someone is doing what you're doing, 9 times out of 10, it's intentional. Exhibitionism is hot
yes
It signals that you are very confident about your body and your sexuality, and I would also assume you to be a promiscuous person. So although I dislike pierced nipples, it would greatly arouse my interest.
Oh yea, very much so, yes
Men love any and all titties. We're simple folk.
I don't discriminate
I'm sure they do. Anything that's visible that's usually private.
Yeas! Can confirm.
Love piercings tbh.
My girlfriend got hers done and now they are noticeable in any shirt at any temperature. I LOVE it!
i haven’t met a soul who hasn’t loved seeing pierced nipples. one of the best decisions i’ve ever made was to get mine done lol.
Thank you for your service 🫡. Much appreciated
As a man I just wanna clarify that we love seeing women’s titties in general. In public is even better. If they have tattoos and/or jewelry on them it makes it art imo and i really enjoy seeing body art in public
I have a platonic FB friend I know through the community who I always secretly thought was hot anyway, but recently in one her pics her shirt was a certain way and I could make out the outline of a piecing. I don't think I've ever wanted anyone more now LOL
It's hot !🔥
It’s nice to notice the impression of the piercing when it is on someone you don’t really expect to have them
Even if we dislike them(i don't, i like piercings as longs as they are tasteful in design) the fact that you have them, tells us something about you that might make us intrigued. they kinda signals sexual openness and liberation because what is usually a hidden visually arousing bodypart is now visible, and they are a novelty that sparks curiosity. of course that only applies to those that like them. if not, then comes the shame and indecency stuff.. yeah... Morals and traditional views on modesty and all that
I do. I mean, I like titties of any kind but since I dont see all that many pierced ones, its a rare treat haha. There's a girl that comes in my work about once a week, she's honestly of average attractiveness, but without fail, she always wears a white t shirt, with no bra, with her piercings popping out, and it increases her hotness tenfold.
I would think to my self "Nice!!1";3
I see it sometimes when I’m working and it literally stops me in my tracks!! Love see them.
They don't do anything for me nude, but seeing a piercing through a shirt makes me think she's a freak
Yes, but the attention you receive is more "one night stand" energy, as opposed to "i want to wife you"
Who said I'd wanna marry you anyways?😂
Yes absolutely
Absolutely love it!
Yes love it. Wish my wife would get on board
I dig it. Makes me think I should probably not care as much since we’re heading for a more titty neutral and natural place in society, but any time I see a woman’s pokies whether pierced or not I’m enjoying it.
All nipples in public are good nipples
Yes we appreciate it very much
Yes but it also makes me uncomfortable because I pretty much immediately get an erection from seeing them, I don’t write the rules ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Love it!!!
Im not a man..but I would do a triple check if you walked by me 🥵💦
I love it, but feel guilty for looking. We men are excoriated as creepy or worse for appreciating the womanly figure. As a 60-year-old it is even worse.
Of course
I see few pierced girls at uni everyday. But never put much attention to it honestly, anyways it might be just me.
Love it
Yes
When i was in the army this one girl came over to me and my bros while we were eating lunch. She proceeded to announce that she just had her tits pierced and let me tell you. Every single eye at that table lowered about 6 inches to the exact same point. In short, yes. Absolutely yes.
Most definitely yes
Does anyone who has it get mad when ppl stare?
Yes I do. I love all titties
Bonus points when you spot that Jewel!!!
Love it but always get caught looking at them 😅😅
Yes
Yeah they're nice. Unless you're being seductive about it I'll probably just notice them as I would a necklace. Though the most distracting set of pierced nipples I have ever seem were just really wonky. Like the standard is both horizontal but I'd probably understand anything vaguely symmetrical and these just... weren't in any way
Hell yes.
It’s like a treat, but for my eyes
Personally don’t like a woman with piercings on their private parts. Looks cool but not my type.
All titties are good titties
They do draw your eyes, then you can't stop looking once you've noticed 🤔
I love it!
Yes
I like all female titties.
Absolutely...
Heck yeah
seeing pierced nipples thru a shirt makes me hard af ngl
yes we do
Question when it’s freezing or below doesn’t the metal get too cold for the nipples????
Well I wouldn't know. I've been using plastic.
I’m usually not looking at people’s chests in public
Not a real man but yes I think so.
Pierced anything other than ears reeks of attention seeking, doesn't add anything