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[deleted]

Absolutely. Half an hour isn’t bad at all


zkareface

Honestly I'd drive 30min to give head.


SlowInsurance1616

I'd walk 30 mins.


zkareface

From EU POV thats any date lol. But 30min drive is going to next city.


Lazy_Struggle4939

And I would walk 500 miles


posaba1220

And I would walk 500 more!


[deleted]

I think we can all strech till three hours max, nearby city, hot fun. Sure! Weekend sorted.


iliketoswim2gether

For head? Fuck no. 3 hour drive would mean full blown sex and I'm staying over for 2 nights at least, and that whole time we're fucking multiple times. I hate driving. 3 hours is a lot.


Whole_Court_3893

Bro I'm on the same wave exactly 3 hours is like a really really small vacation you are absolutely right


ringoron9

I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more


playingfoolish

Just to be the man who walked a 1000 miles to spill cum down your throat


[deleted]

Daa da daa! Daa da daa!


Ok-Landscape-1681

(Daa da daa! Daa da Daa!)


[deleted]

Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da


Snorkelbender

So that’s what that songs about. I could never understand what they were saying.


MarkEijnden

r/RedditSings


ytpoka

r/Angryupvote


NekoMao92

Better shower when you get there, that's gonna be a foul crotch.


j442

"When I wake up"


Not_Without_My_Cat

well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you And when the money, comes in for the work I do I'll pass almost every penny on to you


Chrizzx3

This guy sings.


Ebscriptwalker

i would easily walk an hour uphill in the snow to get head, and maybe further.


Johnny_893

I *did* walk an hour uphill in the snow to get head when I was in high school.


iiiinthecomputer

In high school I would've walked a full day in freezing rain. Then been really polite, diffident, uncertain, and send so many mixed messages that the woman interested in me would just give up.


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

My now wife and I are high school sweethearts. I ended up having to move so we had a long distance relationship, like I mean I lived states away! But we decided to make it work which was much harder at the time because all we had was house phone, letters and Hotmail for emails. We were talking steamy one time and she said if I was there she would give me some head. I asked her was she serious and she said yea. I literally bought a gray hound bus ticket as a 16 year old and traveled from TN to MD for some head.


KazukiSendo

Sir, you are a legend!


goingrogue66

I ran a half hour in the rain to get head. I was in much better shape then.


[deleted]

Everywhere I drive is a half hour


[deleted]

Yeah, I drive half an hour to work and I don't even get head, wth! I'm gonna have a talk with my boss on Monday


ComingInSideways

Good luck.


skateralex240

Similar here too tbh


RustySilver42

At a minimum.


Spczippo

Sounds like you are in North Dakota


Nutsaqque

Where do you live if driving half an hour seems like one not worthy of head?


[deleted]

I've lived in the Midwest for a few years, so it baffled me when my cousins would complain about driving 10min somewhere. I'm lucky if I see another house in 10min!


Asihareus

On the other hand, in a big city 10 minutes will get you to the next traffic light, at best.


jmcs

In well run big city 10 minutes will get you across half of the city by train.


Nutsaqque

That would've been nice


jannyhammy

I have guy drive 2 hours to meet for a date with zero expectations of anything sexual on that first date. 30 mins for a guaranteed blowjob.. can’t imagine a lot of men not being willing to do that.


krell_154

There are cities in Europe so walkable, that driving half an hour is more than you need to go through the entire city. I'm talking cities of 200 000 people. Where I live, grocery stores, pharmacies, hairdressers, a small mall, coffee shops, a few restaurants, the post office, several banks, car dealerships, hardware store...are all within 10 minutes walking radius.


Longjumping-Papaya

I have driven two hours to get laid and head. Half an hour is no biggie!


4ever_lost

Same, from a 1am booty call text


Absentfriends

I drive half an hour to work, and I like work a lot less than head. Thanks for the silver.


Big-Adhesiveness-760

At the moment I fly to another country!


sullerz893

I hope it's not Thailand


CMUpewpewpew

Thailand is amazing. I just spent half a year there.


Not_Without_My_Cat

I just spent half an hour there.


Throwaway21658

I've driven longer for less


chillenger

I do an hour


[deleted]

Who wouldn’t??


[deleted]

I’ve driven further than that to give it, so it shouldn’t be a problem if it’s something you really want.


SoftAndFlushable

It seems like your a saint.


[deleted]

Not at all. I just really like the guy and we didn’t work together anymore so I’d drive to his work for his lunch break.


WalkSoftly69

I'd prefer driving half an hour while getting head.


sillysexymama95

Only have a few margaritas lol


KSredneck69

I drove an hour for some dick before. Midwest really do be dry AF for options sometimes


xxemberraexx

I’ve driven an hour and a half to GIVE head. LMAO.


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[deleted]

Without a doubt!


AgencyTough5281

My FWB drives an hour to me once a week to get head from me. He would like to make it 3 times a week haha


not_the_work_phone

I drive 20-40 minutes or so every day to get fucked. I'm getting paid to be at work at least but still.


[deleted]

Half an hour? Absolutely. An hour for good head.


CheetahRound8282

I travel a hour to work every day and don’t get head there .


Silvering-Fox

Shiiiit, I’ve driven further than that for jobs that blow, let alone a blow*job*!


xxB1SMARCKxx

I live in Australia. Half a hour is down the road to us


[deleted]

Over broken glass


[deleted]

Ha, I’ve taken 2 hour drives for sex! Stay overnight, drive back next day.


PH556

Half hour ain’t shit my guy


onemorekinkythrow

I drive longer than that for work so, absolutely I would. If you aren't willing to do that, you don't deserve head.


[deleted]

That's like minimal in the US sadly, sometimes I wish I lived somewhere smaller and less spaced out.


WorldlyDivide8986

I drove half an hour for a burger...


Kuramhan

My last gf lived over an hour away. Half an hour is a walk in the park.


LaikaAzure

Yeah, I'm a country gay. The nearest willing partner is AT LEAST 30 minutes away!


Agreeable_Gap_2957

I live just outside Houston Texas. The answer is yes


original_pancake527

I drive about half an hour for screws at Home Depot, to get screwed I’d drive farther than that. (Excuse the awful pun)


Poet_of_Legends

I have been in quarantine since November of 2019. I would drive 3 hours, for a hug. If I could.


fkk2019

Ive driven an hour just to eat ass. So.......


cassa-blanc

Eh yeah, drove 2 hours last week without even getting more then a feel 🤣


WonderfulList9137

Without a second thought


Generic_Zod

Would, did, do.


SoUpInYa

Done it


smallwenis

I drive 35 miles to work, so technically that's what I'm already doing on the nights I get head at home


JeremyRasputin

30 minutes? 100%. Now 35, I'm too lazy for that.


playingfoolish

I drive that far for my actual job, so I'll drive that for a blowjob


MrGeekman

I see what you did there.


Agile-Average-4543

I've drove further than that to suck cock, but in my defense he has an amazing cock with huge smooth balls. I almost couldn't swallow all of his load


chefbourbon

I’ve gone further


[deleted]

I have plenty of times before 🤷‍♂️ Smoke a doobie and enjoy some tunes on the ride


[deleted]

Fwb and I both travel an hour to meet, I wouldn't keep doing so if the sex wasn't amazing lol


speed150mph

I drove 3 hours each way every other weekend just to see my now wife when we were first going out. What do you think? 😂


TheJango22

It's half an hour to town my guy


hypnosiscounselor

I drove an hour the wrong way and an hour back to get some. 30 mins is easy.


ToyotaTattoo95345

Seeing that I live 30 minutes from the nearest gas station/store/restaurant, 60 from any city, and 90 minutes from the nearest big city, of course lol


RobertElectricity

Definitely. I used to live in VA and 30 minute drives to visit people was considered reasonable. Heck, one time I drove 4 hours to visit a girlfriend at her college and I ended up getting no head at all!


NotOnlyMagicMan

I have done more for less


jess-mysecretaccount

More likely to drive that to give it.


OrdinaryImportance28

I’d do it to GIVE head


[deleted]

Well hello


dognamedpeanut

I once drove three hours to the airport to catch a six hour flight to be picked up and ride anther five hours as a passenger just to have a picnic on the south rim of the Grand Canyon while watching the sun set with a very special lady. A half hour is child's play.


[deleted]

I would walk 30 mins to give head lol


Looseunit888

Half hour isn’t far


Cyanora

I've driven 2 for it, so yes lol


letmebeurcumslut

Yup. I’d go as far as an hour


[deleted]

I've driven 2 hours for it before! But mostly because I wanted to return the favor and please her orally as well! 😋


basuragarbage

No need. I turn over and get it 😋😏


SeasonsRollOnBy

Absolutely yes!


throwaccount2000

Been there, done that.


bananastandforsale

Yeah for sure


hisvixen86

I’ve had bulls visit from 1.5hrs+ away for that, or more.


GifanTheWoodElf

I mean even if I wasn't a horny virgin dude, half an hour doesn't sound that bad, doesn't sound bad at all.


Any-Perspective-153

Who wouldn’t? Seriously.


Land543

Ya it takes that long just to drive like 10 miles where I live so it's not even far.


Shenanigations

My husband wants to know why we are suddenly arguing.


ImmaBoopYoSnoot

Is this even a real question? Seriously, this is just madness that someone would even ask this! My girlfriend lives 15 minutes drive away from me, but I don’t drive, so it’s a 50 minute bike ride, and I wouldn’t even question that journey!


tayloredition

Ive driven 2 hours to get head


CoolestGuyChodger

Yeah a half hour isnt bad at all


WaffenWaffer

Drive for a head? Hell I'd even run or swim for half an hour for a foot massage


TransitionOk1794

Absolutely. Shit I gone a hour or so


gingerbeardcanadian

Damn right I will. Half hour isn't too far


CrayonsAreHotdogs

Not with a stranger, I need more


Grigiomoda086

Sure.


godh8sme

I've done worse and to be honest here in the DFW area 30 minutes isn't anything. Hell my drive to/from work can take a lot longer.


[deleted]

I’ve done more for less


KurtKoksbain

Good head? Yep Bad head? Yep


Jackthastripper

I drive half an hour to get to work. I'm there for 12 hours and I'm usually not even having a good time. A half hour for a blowjob? Maybe some cuddles and making out? Sheeeeittt sign me up for THAT job!


AsianPineappleV1

It takes me 30 minutes to get to college , I can drive 30 minutes to get a bj


French_Fury

Yes.


EmmyRope

My husband and I met when he lived 45 to 50 mins away. He would drive that when we first met and were abstaining from anything but handies until std results for both of us came back.


jda404

Is a half hour drive long to some people? It takes me 20 mins to get to work each day and I don't overly enjoy work, hell yeah I'll drive 30 mins for something fun and pleasurable haha.


Mr_Horse_NJ

Yeah, of course


ninety6days

Rephrase : do you own a penis?


[deleted]

that’s pretty close?????


El-Safarian

I drive 30 minutes for fun and to relax. That’s not a long time at all for something I actually want


Fitmature1

I've driven farther, lol.


Mr_Dabski

I drive 4 hours 1 way for legal weed, so


fluffyclouds89

Honestly as a woman, I’d drive 30 mins to give or receive head. Hell, maybe even a handjob


AndyJaeven

I once drove three hours in a Minnesota winter at 1 am to meet up with a woman that wanted a ONS. I was tailed by a cop cruiser for ten minutes and accidentally entered (technically trespassed) the wrong house when I got to her neighborhood. I found her house and she invited me into her shared bedroom located in the garage and separated halfway by a bedsheet. Her sister was chilling on the other side of the sheet reading a book and they were heckling each other the whole time. It makes for a great story but I wouldn’t do that again.


Jazzlike-Swimming-46

My commute to work is 30 min so absolutely


[deleted]

I’ve done it before and I’d do it again


1peeinp00ls

I tried to suck the hell outta my man’s cock the other night and he told me, “didn’t you just do that this morning?” And took a pass. 😈😈😈😈 and here I thought I was the perfect wife🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼


[deleted]

I drove 45 minutes, and she was hideous. Buuut she sucked my soul out of my dick tip 3 times that night and swallowed everything and then left me the hell alone, so I say that was a good investment lol.


sidsrike

Depends on how good it is


[deleted]

Yes I would


WolfAtNeck

Yes, that's not all that far really


throwawayRimJobFan

Absolutely 😊


ej_1011

yes, i’m starving 💀


janereacher

Oh yea!!


[deleted]

Yeah


Master_Breakfast_621

100%


TheButtLovingFox

head? no. booty? maybe.


tico4201

Hell yes


amcoffee1

Every day


jarkaise

Definitely not.


Cowstle

jokes on you, i participate in chastity play and thus never receive.


fuzzylayers

From a woman, right?


Foxycotin666

Depends on who’s giving the head


NekoMao92

Head, no. Pussy, yes.


joeobo2

Yes, but I know it's not going to be enough. It gets me hard, doesn't get me off


Professional-Row-605

Yes. And I would do it again.


NotTheRocketman

My ex used to be about 90 minutes away when she was at school. Granted, that drive was for much more than oral, but I didn't even think twice.


apefist

Half an hour? I’d drive 2


[deleted]

Fuck yes


Alpha_Red_Panda

Did it for 45


SalFunction12

I'd walk a half an hour to give head


Splattered_Smothered

I drove two hours to get laid. And got laid twice in two days.


Dense-Palpitation-55

Yes.


[deleted]

I traveled 10 hours by train


Mountain_Cress_3818

haha i’ve driven two & a half hours. definitely worth it tho


IAmQueenCricket

Had a guy drive 2 1/2 hours to come (hehe) see me once. My head was a highlight of the visit I was told.


Ruminations0

I’d drive half an hour to hang out regardless of head


[deleted]

Have done it before and would likely do it again


VeryNaughtyHubby

It’s been about 6yrs,…oh hell yes I’m driving. FAST lol


dan_ram77

Depends. Maybe


halfbakedthefirst

I don't have a car or license, so no.


Thirstythrowaway101

Yes


TheSeventy2

… Yes


PatchezOHoulihan

Driven an hour so half hour no problem.


josh_turnerd

No. 5-10 minutes max


[deleted]

Yea


newbaumturk

I'd drive half a day.


Mobile_Intention9982

Shit I’ve driven hours ….lol


MundaneSalamander465

I did that earlier today lol


[deleted]

Yeah i drove 2 hours a month ago for some


souraltoids

My husband said, “Yeah, 100%.”


BACONnor123

I'd crawl for an hour to get my dick sucked off 😂


Zerohazrd

Depends on the head


keestie

I can't even cum from head. I mean it's nice for a few minutes. Half an hour is nothing really. I'd drive half an hour to make out with someone I really liked. But just for head? Depends on how I'm feeling that day, but probably not.