Ugh, ty. I watched this & wondered why tf this was star wars related. Am I the only one overwhelmed by SW & eBay is & isn’t cannon? I choose to just no longer watch any of it.
This looks like it was meant to make fun of bad TV shows but it cost them like 200 million. Im convinced this show is a false front to massive money laundering going on cuz theres no way this is the result of that amount of money..
3rd episode you get to see a place made of rock and metal get burned down by a notebook within a minute then kill everyone there. Strong creative writing really done there /s
I watched a few episodes of Mando and one episode of Boba Fett.
I've heard Andor was good but I just don't have interest.
I have a DVD copy of the OG trilogy that has the Theatrical releases so i just watch that.
Yeap. Pretty much where I’m at. I feel that my view of the franchise remains intact and I’m ok with that. I have a couple of the expanded universe books too.
Since TLJ I've been as blackpilled as they come about Disney Star Wars. Watched roasts on YouTube instead of subjecting myself to TROS. Gave up on Kenobi halfway through. Even comment a bit on r/saltierthancrait
Andor is actually good. Like a legitimately well-written story, competent acting, skilful dialogue, and actually has themes explored subtly. It's a miracle Disney approved it. If you want to avoid supporting Disney+, I'd recommend pirating it
This. Don't subscribe to Disney+ and don't see any more movies until they hire people who care about the fans and source material more than they care about their gender/ethnic studies propaganda.
I cancelled my Disney sub after Mando season 3.
I own physical copies of the OG Star Wars films, so I don't need Disney Plus.
No way I'm giving that company any more money.
I've been pirating everything since then.
I'm finishing american horror story and watch some simpsons I have already canceled my subscription. The biggest oof was the amount of content that was added after I stopped having disney for a year. I honestly had to search to find anything new.
I stopped watching after Revenge of the Sith. The casting choice for The Force Awakens just felt like it was done for the same woke shit reasons as other films and shows had been doing for a while by that point. Seems like I made the right decision not to waste my time on it.
Were no longer the audience.
Thr new Disney Star Wars is completely and only focused on female audiences. I'm not complaining. If there's an audience for this then I hope their enjoying it. However I have exited the Star Wars universe. As far as I'm concerned Nothing exists outside the Original and Prequel trilogies.
Andor is fantastic (because it didn't involve KK and wasn't even shot on American soil), but your stance is completely understandable. This is the shit Disney caused, they'll never win back a sizable portion of older fans.
This feels like a fun time to bring up the fact Disney STILL hasn't made a profit off Star Wars since buying from George ([according to this](https://www.forbes.com/sites/carolinereid/2024/04/14/disneys-star-wars-box-office-profits-fail-to-cover-cost-of-lucasfilm/))
I have watched none of this show. But last night a friend asked if I wanted to watch the newest ep with them. I was bored so I agreed. I heard it was terrible so wasn't really worried about watching the previous episodes and this one made me glad I didn't. This scene was one of the worst. But I was more confounded about how everyone died and the fire spread so fast when their fortress appeared to be made of... rock???
Same. I never have any expectation from disney stuff. So ill watch things when ive seen all my normal shows. Checked this show out. The first 2 episodes were aite. Like 5/10 maybe 6. I was excited for the wookie jedi. But the 3rd episodr is a flashback episode and i was sooo confused by the fire. Im assuming mae killed em. Either way. It was like. Wtf. Theyre dead? Thats how they died?
How do you not undertstand? Evil girl starts fire. Boom Explosion. Everyone dead and lying down.
What do you mean there was no burnmarks? Obviously fire = dead.
/s
For real tho, i kinda liked the episode as a solid mid-tier, then the ending feels rushed (like episode 1) and i'm just laughing at how bad the writing is. Like wokeness/agenda aside, I don't understand how they fucked up so badly, unless it's meant to be tied into a later episode. But there's been quite a few lazy writing moments in the first 3 episodes already.
First episode had the same vibe for me tho, i kinda digged it despite knowing some of it was bad writing/lazy. The space fire was kinda wack bc it was blowing like there's wind in space? lol But what really urked me again was the end of episode, chinese jedi is like "i saw her die myself!" then he finds the good twin and she's like "my sisters alive!" and he's just like instantly "i believe you!" no thought, just instantly disregards SEEING her die with his own 2 eyes. Also the evil sith just randomly using the red lightsaber is kinda, like why are you doing that + the comment about acolytes have to kill jedis without weapons, well the dagger in the start of episode 1 killed the jedi...
I didnt like episode 2, but i'm kinda confused why the guy just drank the poison and apologized. Wtf did he do to them?
This is such a fucking shame. I knew this show was going to be bad when i found out who the showrunner was and watched her interview. Disney needs to stop hiring these fucking clowns. They should scrap this show too and just say it didnt happen. It's a huge slap in the face and middle finger to the core fan base. One of my friends is waiting until all the eps are out and avoiding spoilers but I think I'm going to ruin it for him so he saves his time.
When the house is run by clowns themselves, other clowns seem like genuises to them.
Seriously, there has to be a limit till when the investors and board members in Disney get fed up of the leadership's decision making, and get rid of them to start earning some money.
But by the time that happens, it will be too late to recover from.
Agreed. They've been losing money for a while now and getting overall negative feedback from the majority of the audience in Star Wars and Marvel for quite a while now. Bob has even addressed it. Yet they haven't decided to fire the people responsible and rebuild. It doesn't make any sense. Kathleen Kennedy needs to be outed at Lucasfilm asap and they need to rebuild with true star wars fans.
Ikr! They seem to "understand" their issue, but still don't make any kind of change to actually become successful.
They are still bloated with releases in franchises other than MCU, and the shows in MCU related till now were absolute duds. Echo was so bad people have already forgotten that it exists.
Way too late. They botched the canon at every point in time other than the old republic, and that last one they only missed because the people in charge have no idea what the old republic is.
At this point change of ownership followed by doing to the Disney Stuff what Disney did to the EU is the only way to possibly revive Star Wars.
Star Wars died when Luke Skywalker had a face full of gross titty milk from a silly alien, while maintaining full eye contact with the person who just gave him his lightsaber back, which he tossed over his shoulder and into the sea.
Not sure why anyone held out hope for anything after that.
Dathomir Witches by any chance? As far as I remembered they weren't all, but has been a really long time since I last read any EU stuff (SWG era).
Haven't seen any of the recent stuff.
This has the same energy as the "raging feminists paying 3k to scream in the wood" rage rituals.
Now I will die from the cringe.
As a long time SW fan that have read the books and a lot of expanded lore.
Its really hurting to see something i love so dearly be destroyed right before my eyes. Im not hyped for their releases anymore, instead i feel shame that what was once the biggest franchise in history has turned into an MCU of "inserts". And diversity isnt even bad but their writing and directing is fucking atrocious.
To keep my own sanity i decided that all that the comunity in large deem atrocious and harmfull to the IP is no longer canon.
them making that dumb witch create The twins when even plagueis And palpatine combined failed to create life is the worst star wars lore break we ever had IMO
I feel like this is one of those times in a franchise where everybody agrees this was bad. But I don't see New Star Wars fans saying it was bad.
Also the scene seems like they needed way more takes to get it right.
They gotta cope somehow. They’ve already decided all of it is good, so they’ll do whatever gymnastics they can to make this not terrible in their minds. Imagine touting this as their most streamed show this year with completely inferior numbers compared to the last show they released.
How does it feel to live long enough to see every single franchise you grew up with and loved be turned into this. Sweet lord if they fuck up the 40k show I don't how I will go on
They couldn't even be bothered to come up with an ancient alien language for the chant, they had to use a Blue Clues/Paw Patrol "Power of One, Power of Two, Power of Many" chant. The panderstone hit hard with this one.
What made Anakin special isn't just that he was conceived via the Force, it's that he only had one parent, the other parent being the Force itself (so his mother was basically the Virgin Mary). Here in this show (I'm not going to watch it because I don't care), the two people are having a children together via the Force, are they not? So it's like... a combination of them both? But with Anakin, it's literally the Force + his mother.
>*Palpatine did the same thing with Shmi to create Anakin*
Has that ever been confirmed? Like it was in a deleted scene if I recall, but since it's deleted it's not canon. Anakin is basically a Jesus allegory.
The artist and author have confirmed that is [not the case](https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsCantina/comments/vvv4h3/palpatine_is_not_anakins_father/)
As someone who hasn't interacted with the Star Wars franchise since the prequel series, I have no idea what is going on- and despite this, it's still cringey.
I dont think its fair to call george lucas greedy for selling star wars. I dont like disney and if anything its disney being greedy and buying our starwars from george lucas. Forcing him to sell. There is a price that youd be stupid to turn down. I dont care how hard i worked on a painting and how many fans it has. If someones paying me 100billion$ for its thier. The fans can cope.
Editing in a point: we all have lives to live. Lucas isnt an exception. Im sure hes grateful towards his fans but that doesnt mean he has to live for the fans.
The powwwweeerr of maaaannnyyyy fucks not given to believe this is real. Someone in the writers' room did not even question this shit? How is it? If I did something like this out of character at work, I'd be fired? Meanwhile, this lady who has lost Disney a billion dollars keeps her job?
This does not make Anakin not special. Anakin was literally created because the force was threatened. Witches creating children using the force is not the same. Its like god creating something vs a person using gods power to create something.
I liked the first two episodes but this third one was horrible. Kids don’t belong in Star Wars shows unless it’s a baby yoda. I think I was dozing off when this scene was on, because I don’t remember it.
So far I've seen:
Fire in space.
Weird dances.
Absolutely wrong lore.
Twins separated at birth but have the same hair dresser.
I'm not even sure who is who in the trailers, you can't have an identical twin delivering mic drop lines in a trailer, if the audience has no fucking idea which twin that is..."was that the bad one or the good one!?"
I dunno, I'll probably watch it eventually but I am getting tired of this kinda thing.
Seems to be alienating the fan base purposely to create a new fan base, but even that fan base doesn't like it.
Mandalorian worked because it targeted people that like Star wars. Not people that have never seen it.
At least the Dathomere witches had actual magic behind them.
You've got Disney bank rolling you, and the best you got is a bunch of women in cosplay chanting on a sound stage?
Well, you can't really destroy an ideology, which is what the Sith and the Jedi really are. You can kill off the people, but not the idea. They're always going to come back... Kinda like how the Tea Party died off, and then we ended up with the MAGA crowd. It will go somewhere, and the same people will re-form the idea at some point, usually worse than the previous iteration. The Sith were more like an idea than a club of some kind. You can't kill ideas, just the people who live by those ideas...
George Lucas should be ashamed how much money is enough? He let Disney completely ruin his dream and shit all over it, wtf even is this? Witches or Jedi I’m so confused fuck disney
Hearing Endy's explanation cannot even un-entangled any of the logic the new Star War heading to. Like seriously, WHAT THE HELL IS "THE THREAD"??? The Forces is not something significant anymore? What?
Here is the link to Endymion video of EP3: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZtc6Szlynw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZtc6Szlynw)
Disney quickly cut out the EU and said “not canon”. All that stuff was signed off by the creator (George Lucas). It’s even easier to cut off all Disney product as “not canon” personally. The original Creator (George Lucas) is still alive and says he doesn’t agree with the approach. I don’t suffer liars and bullshit artists in my life. I don’t watch
With as much as I loved the mandalorian, I sometimes find myself wishing it never came out. Because without it we’d be saved from all these shit series Disney releases.
Okay, not to sound like a dumbo, but can someone tell me what exactly they are doing in this scene?
Don't get it twisted, it looks dumb, but I want to understand the full magnitude of its dumbassery 😂
It’s the third episode, and it was pretty bad. First 2 were entertaining enough if you have extra time to blow. I wouldn’t recommend it unless you’re out of content to watch
If it wasn’t released when George Lucas owned the franchise, I don’t accept it as cannon. Back when Disney bought Lucas Arts most were cautiously optimistic, but now that Disney has become a woke disaster, everything they produce is garbage. SW was unfortunately a casualty along with many of their other series.
Are they trying to do a ''scary movie'' or south park parody vibe with this?
Which director when: ''the power of maaanyyyyy'' and was like: yeah that should do it.
Lmao. It's so bad.
Wouldn't really call myself a Starwars "fan" but like... I have seen the movies and TV shows to date... what in the hell was this scene?
Like... I am okay with "another big bad evil guy"... any good fantasy story needs to keep birthing out BBEG's one way or another; it's what makes them entertaining.
This was just very cheap feeling though... like something out of Charmed.
Thank god I stopped watching everything Star Wars related after episodes 7, 8 and 9, that last (awful) trilogy sealed the deal for me honestly, it was SO bad I was like "that's it, I'm done with Star Wars for good" and haven't looked back. A lot of people recommended me The Mandalorian but nah, I'm good, honestly it's better to just let go of the entire thing than continually be disappointed, and in a way I'm happy I moved on from it seeing how many bad things have been coming out in the past years.
I think the last decent SW movie I watched was Rogue One, at least it had a few good moments and overall I could even say it didn't suck, but the things I see that are being filmed these days? Damn... rough for those still being SW fans these days x\_x
This isn't even Star Wars anymore...These people don't know what Star Wars fans actually want.....
Revisit Episode 1-6 and make Star Wars based off those 6 movies, not give us garbage like this....
I'm not even a SW fan, but this looks like cheap teenage girl oriented movie from the 90s.
It reminds me of the southpark episode where Butters sneaks into the girls sleepover.
"light a feather, stiff as a board" 
It's early 2000's WB content.
At least they knew their audience
Ugh, ty. I watched this & wondered why tf this was star wars related. Am I the only one overwhelmed by SW & eBay is & isn’t cannon? I choose to just no longer watch any of it.
eBay?
Looks like auto correct maybe. All letters very close to 'what'. I was really confused lol. The ampersands are what really threw me off.
Hahaha I’m like what did eBay ever do?
My wife and I watched it together. And she said it was some of the dumbest shit she has ever seen. And she watches Real Housewives.
This looks like some Youtuber parody sketch to be honest.
This looks like it was meant to make fun of bad TV shows but it cost them like 200 million. Im convinced this show is a false front to massive money laundering going on cuz theres no way this is the result of that amount of money..
This should be flavored as NSFW. I cringed too hard in front of other ppl.
Is that a new gamersups flavor?
I refuse to accept this as canon
Do what I did and just stop watching any of this shit and unsubscribe from all Star Wars content
I didn't even watch the last of the new sequels. I tapped out after the second one.
good call, disney doesn't have an original bone in their body. this shit is garbage.
3rd episode you get to see a place made of rock and metal get burned down by a notebook within a minute then kill everyone there. Strong creative writing really done there /s
Episode 9 really is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. Disney obviously has no respect for the franchise. It’s just all dollar signs.
Ditto. Haven’t seen Andor, Mando or anything else from disney’s SW. Nothing left for the franchise.
I watched a few episodes of Mando and one episode of Boba Fett. I've heard Andor was good but I just don't have interest. I have a DVD copy of the OG trilogy that has the Theatrical releases so i just watch that.
Yeap. Pretty much where I’m at. I feel that my view of the franchise remains intact and I’m ok with that. I have a couple of the expanded universe books too.
Since TLJ I've been as blackpilled as they come about Disney Star Wars. Watched roasts on YouTube instead of subjecting myself to TROS. Gave up on Kenobi halfway through. Even comment a bit on r/saltierthancrait Andor is actually good. Like a legitimately well-written story, competent acting, skilful dialogue, and actually has themes explored subtly. It's a miracle Disney approved it. If you want to avoid supporting Disney+, I'd recommend pirating it
The last of the sequels is the best sequel, that is however like saying its the best shit flavoured ice cream.
I stopped after Jar Jar Binks 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
Knowing disney they would still find a way of making Jar Jar worse than before.
This. Don't subscribe to Disney+ and don't see any more movies until they hire people who care about the fans and source material more than they care about their gender/ethnic studies propaganda.
I cancelled my Disney sub after Mando season 3. I own physical copies of the OG Star Wars films, so I don't need Disney Plus. No way I'm giving that company any more money. I've been pirating everything since then.
This is the way.
I'm finishing american horror story and watch some simpsons I have already canceled my subscription. The biggest oof was the amount of content that was added after I stopped having disney for a year. I honestly had to search to find anything new.
I liked Andor, and some of The Mandalorian, but everything else has been just pure garbage.
Andor is the best star wars content since the OGs. Change my mind
This is the way
I stopped watching after Revenge of the Sith. The casting choice for The Force Awakens just felt like it was done for the same woke shit reasons as other films and shows had been doing for a while by that point. Seems like I made the right decision not to waste my time on it.
Were no longer the audience. Thr new Disney Star Wars is completely and only focused on female audiences. I'm not complaining. If there's an audience for this then I hope their enjoying it. However I have exited the Star Wars universe. As far as I'm concerned Nothing exists outside the Original and Prequel trilogies.
I cancelled Disney Plus yesterday….
Really the only option they’ve given us. At least the old stuff is still here.
Everything post Disney isn't cannon in my book. I'll stick with the old shit, thanks.
Andor. Andor has no right to be that good but it is. And ffs andy serkis had me crying. again.
Don't care. As long as it's in the Disney universe, I'm out.
Andor is fantastic (because it didn't involve KK and wasn't even shot on American soil), but your stance is completely understandable. This is the shit Disney caused, they'll never win back a sizable portion of older fans. This feels like a fun time to bring up the fact Disney STILL hasn't made a profit off Star Wars since buying from George ([according to this](https://www.forbes.com/sites/carolinereid/2024/04/14/disneys-star-wars-box-office-profits-fail-to-cover-cost-of-lucasfilm/))
All star wars needs to do is become as cool as the comics were. Darth Vader and Grevious were absolute demons in them.
As soon as they stop going off the books/comics it was over
so, always then?
true even when marvel turned it into crap like vader on exegol etc in recent years i still had more fun than with this shit
And somebody approved this pseudo-tribal cringe shit.
Her name is Kathleen "I hate Star Wars" Kennedy.
This is like watching a cringe tiktok dance wth is this.
They don't like their audience.
I have watched none of this show. But last night a friend asked if I wanted to watch the newest ep with them. I was bored so I agreed. I heard it was terrible so wasn't really worried about watching the previous episodes and this one made me glad I didn't. This scene was one of the worst. But I was more confounded about how everyone died and the fire spread so fast when their fortress appeared to be made of... rock???
Same. I never have any expectation from disney stuff. So ill watch things when ive seen all my normal shows. Checked this show out. The first 2 episodes were aite. Like 5/10 maybe 6. I was excited for the wookie jedi. But the 3rd episodr is a flashback episode and i was sooo confused by the fire. Im assuming mae killed em. Either way. It was like. Wtf. Theyre dead? Thats how they died?
How do you not undertstand? Evil girl starts fire. Boom Explosion. Everyone dead and lying down. What do you mean there was no burnmarks? Obviously fire = dead. /s For real tho, i kinda liked the episode as a solid mid-tier, then the ending feels rushed (like episode 1) and i'm just laughing at how bad the writing is. Like wokeness/agenda aside, I don't understand how they fucked up so badly, unless it's meant to be tied into a later episode. But there's been quite a few lazy writing moments in the first 3 episodes already. First episode had the same vibe for me tho, i kinda digged it despite knowing some of it was bad writing/lazy. The space fire was kinda wack bc it was blowing like there's wind in space? lol But what really urked me again was the end of episode, chinese jedi is like "i saw her die myself!" then he finds the good twin and she's like "my sisters alive!" and he's just like instantly "i believe you!" no thought, just instantly disregards SEEING her die with his own 2 eyes. Also the evil sith just randomly using the red lightsaber is kinda, like why are you doing that + the comment about acolytes have to kill jedis without weapons, well the dagger in the start of episode 1 killed the jedi... I didnt like episode 2, but i'm kinda confused why the guy just drank the poison and apologized. Wtf did he do to them?
Don't question fire, they try to make us believe you can have a fire in vacuum.
I mean, when sustained fires can burn in the vacuum of space somehow, is it really that big a stretch to see rocks catching on fire?
DOC! GIVE ME SOMETHING FOR THE CRINGE! PLEEAASSEE! 
I must not cringe. Cringe is the mind killer.
You must face your cringe, you must let it pass through you.
 you'll be fine!
Big "You were never special, mediocre white man" energy
Remember folks, this is what the expanded universe died for.
This is such a fucking shame. I knew this show was going to be bad when i found out who the showrunner was and watched her interview. Disney needs to stop hiring these fucking clowns. They should scrap this show too and just say it didnt happen. It's a huge slap in the face and middle finger to the core fan base. One of my friends is waiting until all the eps are out and avoiding spoilers but I think I'm going to ruin it for him so he saves his time.
When the house is run by clowns themselves, other clowns seem like genuises to them. Seriously, there has to be a limit till when the investors and board members in Disney get fed up of the leadership's decision making, and get rid of them to start earning some money. But by the time that happens, it will be too late to recover from.
Agreed. They've been losing money for a while now and getting overall negative feedback from the majority of the audience in Star Wars and Marvel for quite a while now. Bob has even addressed it. Yet they haven't decided to fire the people responsible and rebuild. It doesn't make any sense. Kathleen Kennedy needs to be outed at Lucasfilm asap and they need to rebuild with true star wars fans.
Ikr! They seem to "understand" their issue, but still don't make any kind of change to actually become successful. They are still bloated with releases in franchises other than MCU, and the shows in MCU related till now were absolute duds. Echo was so bad people have already forgotten that it exists.
Way too late. They botched the canon at every point in time other than the old republic, and that last one they only missed because the people in charge have no idea what the old republic is. At this point change of ownership followed by doing to the Disney Stuff what Disney did to the EU is the only way to possibly revive Star Wars.
This is what happens when you hire intersectional theater and dance majors to make star wars content.
Star Wars died when Luke Skywalker had a face full of gross titty milk from a silly alien, while maintaining full eye contact with the person who just gave him his lightsaber back, which he tossed over his shoulder and into the sea. Not sure why anyone held out hope for anything after that.
They turned our beloved Star Wars franchise into some Ghetto CW TV show.
This is the new daytime tv of 2024 for sure
A community College production.
Who let WitchesVSPatriarchy cook?
Bob Iger, Kathleen Kennedy, and George Lucas.
Is this from a fan fiction ?
No, it's from an unrelated property that has nothing to do with Star Wars except trademark ownership.
What is this? Legit in the dark on what this is? This can't be star wars can it?
it is from a completely lesbian community which was also be able to give birth. The main characters (a twin) are born from here
Dathomir Witches by any chance? As far as I remembered they weren't all, but has been a really long time since I last read any EU stuff (SWG era). Haven't seen any of the recent stuff.
I haven't watched any of this but from this video I can confirm that this is probably the most cringe scene I've ever seen in the history of film.
is this for the "modern audience" they talk about?
This has the same energy as the "raging feminists paying 3k to scream in the wood" rage rituals. Now I will die from the cringe. 
As a long time SW fan that have read the books and a lot of expanded lore. Its really hurting to see something i love so dearly be destroyed right before my eyes. Im not hyped for their releases anymore, instead i feel shame that what was once the biggest franchise in history has turned into an MCU of "inserts". And diversity isnt even bad but their writing and directing is fucking atrocious. To keep my own sanity i decided that all that the comunity in large deem atrocious and harmfull to the IP is no longer canon.
Nah, it died when Leia flew in the vacuum of space.
That entire movie was insane
them making that dumb witch create The twins when even plagueis And palpatine combined failed to create life is the worst star wars lore break we ever had IMO
I feel like this is one of those times in a franchise where everybody agrees this was bad. But I don't see New Star Wars fans saying it was bad. Also the scene seems like they needed way more takes to get it right.
They gotta cope somehow. They’ve already decided all of it is good, so they’ll do whatever gymnastics they can to make this not terrible in their minds. Imagine touting this as their most streamed show this year with completely inferior numbers compared to the last show they released.
I hate this in so many ways.
That moment when you can't even write a ritual chant that sounds good (it's really easy)
Sir this is money laundering.
its incredible how they made like 20 star wars shows and all tell the same story fresh packaged
disney is filled w/ PDFs, so every story they write is about their 1st time
How does it feel to live long enough to see every single franchise you grew up with and loved be turned into this. Sweet lord if they fuck up the 40k show I don't how I will go on
40k is sadly sliding down the same hill.
It feels really bad. Pop culture peaked in the 00s.
They couldn't even be bothered to come up with an ancient alien language for the chant, they had to use a Blue Clues/Paw Patrol "Power of One, Power of Two, Power of Many" chant. The panderstone hit hard with this one.
They only did this to piss off the fans.
What made Anakin special isn't just that he was conceived via the Force, it's that he only had one parent, the other parent being the Force itself (so his mother was basically the Virgin Mary). Here in this show (I'm not going to watch it because I don't care), the two people are having a children together via the Force, are they not? So it's like... a combination of them both? But with Anakin, it's literally the Force + his mother.
Only one mother carried the twins, the other "created them" with the force. Palpatine did the same thing with Shmi to create Anakin
>*Palpatine did the same thing with Shmi to create Anakin* Has that ever been confirmed? Like it was in a deleted scene if I recall, but since it's deleted it's not canon. Anakin is basically a Jesus allegory.
It was confirmed in the Darth Vader #25 comic
 The artist and author have confirmed that is [not the case](https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsCantina/comments/vvv4h3/palpatine_is_not_anakins_father/)
star wars is dead
This is supposed to be Star Wars? What is even going on here.
soo...what is this ?
What happens when you hire to tick boxes rather than for skill.
It’s just a shitshow, it’s not canon Nobody is considering this big pile of shit as canon, so don’t worry
As someone who hasn't interacted with the Star Wars franchise since the prequel series, I have no idea what is going on- and despite this, it's still cringey.
Apparently star wars fans are the problem 👀
They have been doing things like this with the sole intention of pissing the old fans off instead of trying to make it good.
It's certainly the only evaluation of their motivation that makes sense.
Fuck George Lucas for being a greedy fuck and selling the franchise to Disney. This shit is dead officially.
I dont think its fair to call george lucas greedy for selling star wars. I dont like disney and if anything its disney being greedy and buying our starwars from george lucas. Forcing him to sell. There is a price that youd be stupid to turn down. I dont care how hard i worked on a painting and how many fans it has. If someones paying me 100billion$ for its thier. The fans can cope. Editing in a point: we all have lives to live. Lucas isnt an exception. Im sure hes grateful towards his fans but that doesnt mean he has to live for the fans.
im gay but ill eat a pussy for a million dollars. the thought of it makes me wanna puke but ill do it for that much money.
Star Wars is still alive if you pretend everything outside episodes 1-6 doesn’t exist. Clone wars and rogue one can get a pass though
This week on gay wars, we learn how a lesbian couple deals with their kids leaving home to join a celibacy cult.
Star Wars died the moment Disney acquired it. Edit: Andor aside
THE POWER OF MANYYYYYYYYYYY
The powwwweeerr of maaaannnyyyy fucks not given to believe this is real. Someone in the writers' room did not even question this shit? How is it? If I did something like this out of character at work, I'd be fired? Meanwhile, this lady who has lost Disney a billion dollars keeps her job?
How was there not just physical cringe in the editing room with that “maaaaannyyyyy” playing over and over. Like damn man. What tf
This does not make Anakin not special. Anakin was literally created because the force was threatened. Witches creating children using the force is not the same. Its like god creating something vs a person using gods power to create something.
Star Wars is now only for lesbicans and if you don't like it you're a bigot.
Are tiktok dances with lines so bad i wouldn't throw them to my d&d group also how Palpatine/Duku also imbalance the force?
If you didn't told me that was from Star Wars there's 0 chance i'd have guessed
what is this 
I liked the first two episodes but this third one was horrible. Kids don’t belong in Star Wars shows unless it’s a baby yoda. I think I was dozing off when this scene was on, because I don’t remember it.
What exactly am I watching?
What am I watching here?
Disney also disable audience reviews on Rotten Tomatoes. Fuck them.
It was the dumbest most cringy chant I’ve every watched. I was literally laughing out loud.
He didn’t destroy the sith before Disney either. Legends has plenty of stories post OT.
So far I've seen: Fire in space. Weird dances. Absolutely wrong lore. Twins separated at birth but have the same hair dresser. I'm not even sure who is who in the trailers, you can't have an identical twin delivering mic drop lines in a trailer, if the audience has no fucking idea which twin that is..."was that the bad one or the good one!?" I dunno, I'll probably watch it eventually but I am getting tired of this kinda thing. Seems to be alienating the fan base purposely to create a new fan base, but even that fan base doesn't like it. Mandalorian worked because it targeted people that like Star wars. Not people that have never seen it.
Are we also just not gonna talk about how off the chanting is…. Like where is the synchronicity anymore hahahahah
At least the Dathomere witches had actual magic behind them. You've got Disney bank rolling you, and the best you got is a bunch of women in cosplay chanting on a sound stage?
What a joke
This looks like something Jodorowsky would make to depict a bunch of lunatics
Star Wars died many years ago. Anyone who still participates either loves it or loves to be disappointed.
Even the actual song and the delayed "maaannyyy" is really cringe.
Why show an occult ritual under the guise of a fantastic show? Is Disney Accountable to Investors for Worshiping Satanism?
Well, you can't really destroy an ideology, which is what the Sith and the Jedi really are. You can kill off the people, but not the idea. They're always going to come back... Kinda like how the Tea Party died off, and then we ended up with the MAGA crowd. It will go somewhere, and the same people will re-form the idea at some point, usually worse than the previous iteration. The Sith were more like an idea than a club of some kind. You can't kill ideas, just the people who live by those ideas...
Original Power Rangers form the early 90's had better writing than this...
And I literally just commented on another post about Mark Hamill saying Star Wars sucks nowadays.
Just keep voting with your wallet and move along.
Who needs sci-fi and action movies when you can have "Action Musicals." I'm sure the fans are loving this new genre.
Wait, is this for real or a joke?
George Lucas should be ashamed how much money is enough? He let Disney completely ruin his dream and shit all over it, wtf even is this? Witches or Jedi I’m so confused fuck disney
Hearing Endy's explanation cannot even un-entangled any of the logic the new Star War heading to. Like seriously, WHAT THE HELL IS "THE THREAD"??? The Forces is not something significant anymore? What? Here is the link to Endymion video of EP3: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZtc6Szlynw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZtc6Szlynw)
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Disney quickly cut out the EU and said “not canon”. All that stuff was signed off by the creator (George Lucas). It’s even easier to cut off all Disney product as “not canon” personally. The original Creator (George Lucas) is still alive and says he doesn’t agree with the approach. I don’t suffer liars and bullshit artists in my life. I don’t watch
With as much as I loved the mandalorian, I sometimes find myself wishing it never came out. Because without it we’d be saved from all these shit series Disney releases.
Speak with your wallet and viewership. If you don’t like something don’t support it or watch it.
The force used to be cool.
Okay, not to sound like a dumbo, but can someone tell me what exactly they are doing in this scene? Don't get it twisted, it looks dumb, but I want to understand the full magnitude of its dumbassery 😂
what this is a star wars movie ?
Just about to sell all my star wars stuff. It's dead. I'm done.
Holy shit I thought the rumours about Episode 3 were exaggerated
Force is female with splash of lesbianism and sprinkle of bonkers…it’s only make believe as it’s in a galaxy far far away.
You'd have to pay me good money to watch this unironically.
I haven't watched yet. Is this seriously in the show? this looks/sounds horrendous
It’s the third episode, and it was pretty bad. First 2 were entertaining enough if you have extra time to blow. I wouldn’t recommend it unless you’re out of content to watch
If it wasn’t released when George Lucas owned the franchise, I don’t accept it as cannon. Back when Disney bought Lucas Arts most were cautiously optimistic, but now that Disney has become a woke disaster, everything they produce is garbage. SW was unfortunately a casualty along with many of their other series.
This is so cringe holy shitttt why does it look like a cheap 90's TV show?
Everything said there in that post is nonsense.
Are they trying to do a ''scary movie'' or south park parody vibe with this? Which director when: ''the power of maaanyyyyy'' and was like: yeah that should do it. Lmao. It's so bad.
Looks like the new Star Wars X-mas special just dropped. It will be talked about for years to come but not in a good way.
This gave me the same vibe of that dancing scene from captain marvel 2
Wouldn't really call myself a Starwars "fan" but like... I have seen the movies and TV shows to date... what in the hell was this scene? Like... I am okay with "another big bad evil guy"... any good fantasy story needs to keep birthing out BBEG's one way or another; it's what makes them entertaining. This was just very cheap feeling though... like something out of Charmed.
Hrmm, I don’t even think I’ll bother with the new Star Wars show.
Thank god I stopped watching everything Star Wars related after episodes 7, 8 and 9, that last (awful) trilogy sealed the deal for me honestly, it was SO bad I was like "that's it, I'm done with Star Wars for good" and haven't looked back. A lot of people recommended me The Mandalorian but nah, I'm good, honestly it's better to just let go of the entire thing than continually be disappointed, and in a way I'm happy I moved on from it seeing how many bad things have been coming out in the past years. I think the last decent SW movie I watched was Rogue One, at least it had a few good moments and overall I could even say it didn't suck, but the things I see that are being filmed these days? Damn... rough for those still being SW fans these days x\_x
Star wars been bad for years though. Nothing new here
I get feminist meeting energy from that seen. The cringe is rough.
Why is Asmon’s sub a Star Wars sub now. We gonna get weekly reactions to every episode?
Once I see Deadpool & Wolverine, I think I'm done with Disney. Fuck'em. Fuck'em all.
Hot Take: Starwars died after the Return of the Jedi. No one liked the prequels when it came out. Rogue One was awesome but the rest is hot 🗑️
This isn't even Star Wars anymore...These people don't know what Star Wars fans actually want..... Revisit Episode 1-6 and make Star Wars based off those 6 movies, not give us garbage like this....