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tamersal

Old people have trouble seeing at night


StretchArmstrongs

I picked up tennis again in my 30s after having played all through school, and I have trouble tracking the ball in artificial lights. Abreu is just getting older.


socialmediaignorant

Can confirm.


Drslappybags

Stats like this is why I love baseball. He's going to end up batting.300 on Sunday afternoons but only in the West Coast.


pygmyjesus

https://preview.redd.it/ldma51oadn5d1.jpeg?width=203&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14d38965496505cf35ed21454fba3ce782fedc26


ajisai

What if all he needs is glasses ?????


44Yordan

Ala Kicking & Screaming! I love it!


DominiqueTrillkins

A solid game today for Josè in the comforting warm embrace of the sun.


watdude

Abreu\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*


civil_beast

So see students.. clearly abreu played for the cubs pre 1986 before wrigley put lights up for night games.. Hence the baseball card as you see it today.


Gabelbram

Who's abreau


DominiqueTrillkins

I’m just really dumb


willydillydoo

I think he’s talking about Jose Abrayoo


nickM_Mathias1

He practices YORUBA it's a religion about Santeria ..look at his necklaces, and bracelets search green and yellow bracelets.. Santeria


Lurkerbee20

I don't practice Santeria.


BobWheelerJr

You ain't got no crystal ball?


Lurkerbee20

I had a million dollars.


BoatLikeAFlutterby

What happened to all those dollars?


coolth3

He's what? 37? I'm 38 and I have trouble seeing at night now


44Yordan

37 Cuban is 45 American.


taylordobbs

My take: The “why” of the problem is irrelevant. He is no longer an MLB-caliber hitter and it is clear over hundreds of ABs


44Yordan

“Jose Abreu is just a slow starter. Just wait and see, we will prove you wrong” — Baggie


Oldmanandthefee

He’s scared the fastball


DominiqueTrillkins

Abreu Abreu Abreu :/


DadBodBrown

https://preview.redd.it/6kpm4l412n5d1.jpeg?width=786&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01876e8924ccf66648989817cdd6be9c64887a16


BigGooseDuck

In his defense the dark is very scary. It's where the bears and clowns hide


DirtyRatLicker

![gif](giphy|d4bm6E325RVgk)


jjsupc

Looks like he’s scared of the ball.


spikespiegel33

This reminds me of the theory that when Ryan Andersen played for the Rockets he was colorblind because he shot like shit at home but good in away games


TheSauceone

Woah. Now that's interesting. What specifically was different about (I'm guessing) the Summit vs. Other stadiums around the league?


kjdecathlete22

Maybe he eats a carb heavy early dinner and he starts to get tired in the evening


EntrepreneurFunny469

Jose Abreu has astigmatism


manthing11

Make him wear telescopic night vision goggles. ![gif](giphy|tt8Op0tbxT4FhNDyG4|downsized)


44Yordan

[Manny Abreau](https://www.baseball-reference.com/register/player.fcgi?id=abreau000man)