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MonthMedical8617

They can’t, that’s why it sits there on the shelf. They just order another pack and what’s bent/bowed/warped that doesn’t sell continues to add to the pile.


twistedude

The best thing that happened is when my local Bunnings flooded and they had to throw out all the warped timber so there were a few years when you could reliably get straight timber there.


fruitsplash

Fairfield Waters? They dug a big hole somewhere and buried the contents of that store somewhere. Such a waste.


LacklessLutePlayer

they did that because people were going to the dump, grabbing the items and taking them into other Bunnings for refunds/exchange.


adelaide_flowerpot

Or they throw it in the next home delivery run


bottom-daddy-bear

How much of that 6400x42 h3 we got in trade? 120 lengths, ok, let's skip the next order


Beautiful_Rough421

For your homework tonight, you have builder's common numbers to learn. ​ 1.8 metres 2.4 2.7 3.0 3.6 4.2 4.8 5.4 6 metres ​ There's no 6400 s ....... Just sayin, because i'm anal.


Azztrix

Did you say you like anal


alegendmrwayne

More bent than the timber


l-hudson

You win today good sir, I tip my hat to you.


Beautiful_Rough421

Not with 5.4 metre lengths but.


Nothingnoteworth

No they said they are an anal. I think it’s a type of flower


Mudlark_2910

No that's Aloe. An anal is an open, artificial waterway


I-fart-in-lifts

That's a canal, anal is a piece of pointy steel that keeps wooden things together


The5kyKing

That's a nail, anal is when you get your marriage cancelled.


eid_shittendai

That's annul. Anal is yearly.


Zestyclose_Might8941

That's Annual. Anal is Indian cricket legend, Mr Kumble's first name.


fortyeightD

Oh, the other end of Bunnings.


coreoYEAH

No, he is infact the act of anal in human form. Show some respect.


Monday3lue

So much disrespect here. Anal is their pronoun.


origami_unicorn2018

And you've just misgendered u/Beautiful_Rough421 by using "their" instead of the stated neopronoun. If someone's neopronoun is "anal," the possessive pronoun equivalent would be "anal's." For example: * "That is anal's book." * "Anal's phone is on the table." It's important to use the chosen neopronouns respectfully and in accordance with the individual's preferences. EDIT: Sorry to disappoint you all, but I am not a bot.


Beautiful_Rough421

I think your high school English teacher would be angry with how you have used the English language for evil.


ScaryMongoose3518

Name checks out.... 


Azztrix

This one made me LOL didn’t even see the name


rednecksec

Like he is anal, he invented it.


North_Duty4511

Way to take the man down a peg or two.


Neither_Lake_2855

Anal pegging or two


North_Duty4511

Someone gets it


GustyOWindflapp

He loves good wood


Haunting_Computer_90

Sounded like that to me


mattaust

>2.42.73.03.64.24.85.46 metresThere's no 6400 s ....... Just sayin, because i'm anal. He's saying he's not a lawyer [🤷](https://emojipedia.org/person-shrugging)... Ymmv


DamnStra1ght

Hello anal, I'm daddy


wellcolourmetired

6.0s. and don't forget the constant swapping between imperial and metric. 3' x 4' 6.0 long.


SpectatorInAction

What happened to neglected 4.8?


Beautiful_Rough421

You are right, i am wrong.... Cherish those words forever.


nate2eight

If you wanna be really anal, it's every 300mm. Starting from 300mm. 300, 600, 900, 1200....6000, 6300, 6600, 6900, 7200....11700, 12000, 12300... Some are more common than others. Shit I've made laminated beams up to 15000mm. But you can also get building materials like ceiling battens that are 6100. Metal external angles at 2550. Backing strip at 1190.


Mysterious_Try_6385

2.7 is the most common length 6 are rare


Any_Opportunity_5589

They should be cutting it into smaller sizes or discounting it so the customer can buy it to cut it up


Zoodoz2750

Yep, I've wasted many hours over the years finding straight sticks amongst the crap. All timber suppliers I've bought from are more or less the same.


ApolloWasMurdered

When I was building my attic, every trip to Bunnings involved putting the lengths on the floor, seeing it they rock, flip over and repeat. I’d put back about 2/3rds.


M0_0DY

Better to check with your eyes. The concrete can be pretty fucking out of level without looking fucked.


partisancord69

It's designed for pirate ships that use bent wood for a rounded shape


Veefy

The unfinished Spanish Galleon of Finlay Lake


turboyabby

*Finley , but still an awesome local music reference. Thanks for kramming that in.


Ankle_Fighter

What really flipped me out was going through the little town of Finley and seeing the tiny lake and joking in my head that it was where the spanish galleon was from....then years later finding out that it's where Spiderbait grew up and my little chuckle was right all along. BtW it looks like they are playing at splendour this year.


mr_ckean

You’re f@&king awesome


KnoxxHarrington

Deep cut.


CyanideRemark

Love that CD


Greyboxforest

Has some great songs…


bush-critter

This sounds like something my dad would’ve said to me and I’d have totally believed it until about age 20 😅


snabel-a-

Viking ship builder here. Can confirm.


BloodedNut

Floki is that you??


Mysterious-Try7978

The type where the front doesn’t fall off ?


WadjulaBoy

Yep, no more pesky steam boxes needed.


mch1971

I got a huge pile of banana wood from Bunnings for $30 a while back. About $600 worth if straight. Our vegie patch has a unique netting frame.


user042973

How did you go about doing this? Did you just approach a staff member and ask for discount?


mch1971

They were piled up on a big trolley near the trade exit with a handwritten sign saying $30 (must be gone by 4pm)!. It took me 3 trips in the Captiva to get them all home. Right place and the right time.


waxingmood

I got a free door that way. It was a weird size and a bit grubby, but perfect to replace the fucking bullshit sliding door to my laundry.


EuphoricMap2490

Surprised your Craptiva lasted 3 trips!


chill_space93

Can say with confidence if its warped at some point it will be cleared. But if you want it now go to the trade desk point out shits warped and unusable and ask for a discount... the team member there might not be able to but a supervisor could if they don't think their ever gonna sell


68Snowy

We got discounted Ekodeck from Bunnings last month because the ends were all damaged. Fine for what we needed. Staff member couldn't do the discount, he had to get his boss. He said if it wasn't in good condition, they would probably throw it out. But he had an amount he couldn't go below. We got 5.4 m lengths for $30 each instead of $98.


madaz88

Isn’t that the odd bunch section? Just like the carrots in woolies


CyanideRemark

> Just like the carrots in woolies Free stick of kindling for the kids!


[deleted]

I’m into woodcraft and buy most my timber from Bunnings. I’ve become quite renowned for my long bows and hockey sticks


throbbins

Thats just dressed fence rails… its that bad because it isnt kiln dried. It shouldn’t sit on the shelf that long. The idea is that once installed it dries out with a bunch of palings and other rails holding it in some kind of direction (thats the idea) It works for the most part but have a look at some fresh paling fences after a week of hot dry weather. They’l of moved a bit.


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Inside-Elevator9102

Did you say in the kiln, Broden?


manhaterxxx

*Get out of the kiln!*


BillyArgie

I went in to get out my dvd box set of the crown that I left in there.


Equal-Instruction435

Aside from putting that in the kiln, why would you get it on dvd?


Dumbdumblem

You don’t know what your talking about but anyway


[deleted]

My guess is by the length or lineal metre.


ShortingBull

If by lineal meter, grab the super bent up ones, they'll be cheaper!!!!


CyanideRemark

> lineal metre. sure its not chordal metre ?


bloodymongrel

As the crow flies.


[deleted]

Need a GPS to navigate to the other end.


fortyeightD

So does my wife


aseedandco

And by being open from 7am to 7pm.


WadjulaBoy

This is why I never phone or online order stock for a delivery. Always go in, choose your own, pay for it and make sure it's bundled together well so some prick doesn't sub it out for this shit.


aseedandco

It’s for fencing around a corner.


ramos808

Bend it like Bunnings


ShaneyDee

Staff will often discount this if you ask - got a similar length that was snapped in half that I got for like $5 that suited my project (and saved me having to cut it in the parking lot)


Mental_Task9156

Last time I tries that it involved about half an hour talking to 4 different staff members for a discount of about 10% on two 1.8m lengths of 100x100 dressed pine that were damaged.


Zed1088

Just FYI, they'll cut in one their saw for free.


TurboTerbo

I’ve been told at my local they won’t cut anything treated for you…


Zed1088

Oh fair enough, I've never had an issue at mine.


TurboTerbo

To be fair I’ve asked a total of once and was denied that one time, could have been just that worker who didn’t want to cut treated stuff…


Simple_Drawer1779

I’ve had a similar thing at Bunnings Bennetts Green, no cutting of treated wood.


ShaneyDee

Interesting - I’ve been charged for cutting before, on this particular trip I had my kid with me and their saw is at the other end of the store so I was just gonna use my cordless circular saw in the car park


Elon-Musksticks

Cutting shit in the car park is one of Australias cultural treasures


highflyingyak

I did this last weekend at Port Stephens. I felt like a bit of a goose cutting in the car park but now I realise that's not the case


Nothingnoteworth

Cutting in the car park means you know what your car will carry and came prepared. The geese are the ones awkwardly trying over and over to thread something through their car and finally driving off with the longest armed child sitting behind the driver so they can both reach out the window and hold it on the roof on the way home. “Okay have you got a good firm grip kiddo? The on ramps coming up”


highflyingyak

😂😂😂😂


Sir_Stinkalot

The sheet good trolley makes a good temporary saw horse in the car park.


Standard-Ad4701

Usually you get 2 cuts for free. Then pay for the rest. Shit if they changed that rule.


mr_fujiyama

They'll do about 10 cuts without charging if you bat your eyelids. (I take my wife and get her to ask at the cut shop section)


teannadeee

Can confirm, I’ve never once paid for a cut at Bunnings.


[deleted]

Does Ozito do timber now?


aburnerds

say what you want about Ozito. But up to 5 year warranty, just exchange that shit right over with no questions asked. If you're a tradie working with the tools to make a living then obviously not a great choice, but if you're a weekend warrior or you need a tool that would be thrice the price in Makita or Milwaukie to do a specific job then they're fantastic value.


r3zza92

I’ve seen plenty of tradies with ozito gear as well for things they don’t do as often (like sds impact drills etc) just take the high vis off before you walk in and exchange it for another one


shhbedtime

Yup, exchange in casual clothes on a Saturday. No problem


sydsyd3

Or just put it on your personal credit card, not company


skippy_roo

Im a tradie and have used the orzito mud mixer drill for years every day to mix up gyprock compounds and the thing never dies.


Greyboxforest

Don’t you mean Craftright?


ThisIsGlenn

Craftright is all dogshit. Ozito is hit or miss


Wild-Kitchen

I laughed so hard at this I woke the dog up


PM_ME_TO_PLAY_A_GAME

Ozito have really improved since the ban on single use plastics.


SwiftCooins

It's either ozito or Rockwell responsible for sure


oztrailrunner

The ozito tools I have shit on anything ryobi. Except the cordless drill.


hawlky_jnr

My doctor said it's normal to have a bent deck.


PortabelloMello

You can fill the holes with African cork.


KneehawmaLingling

It’s for the Ark Building community project


simpleguyau

Maybe is selection bias and people pick thru and leave the bendy ones , so the straight ones all sold


Old-Artist567

It identifies as straight


kpss

Under-rated!


Nervous-Telephone-26

Pre-bent for your convenience.


snrub742

For her enjoyment*


Mustangjustin

Most fencers have a wood straightening machine , shouldn’t be an issue 👍🏾


Jisp_36

... and they keep them next to the skyhooks and striped paints in their utes. 👍


Cpt_Soban

It's next to the bucket of grinder sparks


treadytech

It's just a little bent, it's still good, it's still good.


snrub742

It's gone


DegeneratesInc

The fellow who reroofed my house used timber like that to double up on battens. Cut into shorter, straightish pieces, it didn't really matter. For myself, I've bought timber like that for a chookhouse but at a huge discount and not from bunnings.


VolunteerNarrator

People so precious. It's fence railing. You fix it at one end, then because it's soft pine, manipulate it to go up against the next fence post. Fix that. Attach fence panels. Leave for 10 years.


maxisnoops

This is the way, but definitely ask for a discount anyway. You might get a few bucks off for perfectly useful timber.


Kelpie_Dog

Garden arches?


sloppyrock

If you were to build an Opera House replica it maybe useful.


Muncher501st

It’s usually rough sawn wet rail that is like that.


leakingspinalmilk

Yep. Kiln dried timber is like finding a four leaf clover. Bastard sleepers weigh a tonne because they are sopping wet.


is_for_username

So it fits in the Range Raptor cab?


pumpkinorange10

They prey on Ignorant young diy noobs such as in Pakenham and Clyde region.


Bubbly-University-94

Maybe someone wants to build a Viking longship? DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT!!!


Western-Ad-8518

Dah, don't buy it... No-one else has


Jackielegs43

Forbidden giant French fries


AdLittle107

I remember a few years ago looking at some timber and bunnings for a garden bed (the retaining wall type) and the bloke wouldnt even let me pick the ones I wanted. Majority were all bowed like this. Just left the store and went to a timber yard instead.


Dense-Disaster-9448

Boat building?


sammy_461

isn’t in banana wood ? wrong ticket ?


Mysterious_Ad_8659

They'll come in hand one day when someone decides to build The Big Fries to go with the Big Banana/Merino/Pineapple etc.


Sea-Lingonberry2895

When I first saw it, I thought it was a pile of Macca's fries blown up.


Select-Bullfrog-6346

It's pre bent so, when the builder makes the wall wonky it can straighten out over time


ceelose

It would appear they can't.


SOaDaholic

Wood*


who_farted_this_time

Thanks dad.


Rastaswarrior-G50

We used to pay a premium for this stuff to build our skateboard ramps 😂😂😂


blueanch0r

hi, i work at a bunnings. we can't. please ask to buy it for cheap so we can get rid of it! some managers/coords are fine with us writing it off, some insist on us selling it. if you can use it, pls buy it for literally a dollar or two !


SaintLickALot

I make boat


Altea73

Wanna build a boat?


I_C_E_D

Within ASNZ XXXX tolerance of -/+ 5% over a distance of 5mm.


DonGivafark

Boat building material is expensive mate


Previous_Policy3367

They don’t, that’s why it’s still there


Wascally-Rabbit

Same problem. Will never buy timber from Bunnings again. Softwoods is dead straight & usually cheaper.


tangles29

That’s about as straight as my uncle


hrustomij

Looks like mine…


Liowenex

Budget cuts.


aburnerds

could these be steamed straight?


Easy-Addendum-4602

Just grab the straight ones and leave the bent ones


haty1

they can't that is why it is still there!


leakingspinalmilk

Guess which bits get delivered if you order online...


beaudiful-vision

They sell it because project builders buy anything..... she will be right the contractor will fix it.....


Thelandofthereal

I use it to make canoes


windigo3

Would you like a 10% discount on that one sir?


mummyone11

Just iron it out


Wozar

They can’t. That is why it is all still there. People are smart enough to sort their lumber before they buy it.


michaelrohansmith

Yeah I have used it for some exterior applications. Its cheap, rough and ready. Most of it is straighter than that but I had to pick through it. Its not for building stud walls.


phreeky82

The worst part is that you'll see similarly shaped rubbish inside with the dressed timber.


Ronnyvaras187

It straightens out after install


hillbillyscarecrow

They can sell it you don't have to buy it


mwsparky

It can be used for formwork bracing or concrete formwork for paths can be used for pegs for that concrete bracing and I'm sure there are other limited uses for it


Orbisthefirst

Prefect parts for steamboat Willie


hapablapppp

It’s premium, dude.


whoapato

I can’t see what’s wrong with it?


Archon-Toten

Ohhh which bunnings, I need a bent fence to go round a tree and that s shaped one to piss off the other neighbour.


jackm315ter

Not at that price the local Bunnings will reduce down to $2 and board, great to rip them up for small bit of timber at home project


paul_gamer_won

When will people realise, Bunnings are dodge. Literally the Coles of Hardware.


sophonaut

Because they've driven everyone out of the home-gamer market and they know that 99% of their customers don't know of an alternative place to buy from


onetrick62

That pile is for delivery, for online orders


desmodoodle

Shoot one edge off, be straight as a die /s


Zealousideal-Luck784

It's for fencing around the dam.


Silent-Suspect2820

https://preview.redd.it/w3m7p4goe8nc1.jpeg?width=1065&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38e6a27a9fbb2bc27ff3664ef7fb8db43a9b7c6a


PlatformPerfect8077

They can't sell it unless you buy it


dunkin_dad

Still ok for noggins yea??


Left_Tomatillo_2068

Tuneup can sell what ever they want, you don’t have to buy it.


r3toric

Gotta be scrap


bulldogs1974

This is basically firewood. Even the fire would be twisted and bent.


Ok-Bar601

They usually end up selling those pieces for $2 a length


SigueSigueSputnix

Aren’t they also owned by price gouging Woolworths (Westfarmers)? If so this is an obvious rationale.


NotThatMat

They wait for someone to place a web order for delivery. Ask me how I know.


1r0nf15t

How else are you supposed to build your quaint nursery book house? https://preview.redd.it/u2wfks2lg8nc1.jpeg?width=799&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39a1e7130c2aa03f7fb81b5f82456c85ee25d06d


homegrownme

Depends on the grade that it's being sold at. The really bad stuff can still be used as noggins or short lengths. I buy slings of merchant grade at auction and never waste any.


BullshitBeatsBears

The amount of times I bought wood from them and it continues twisting beyond use...


Visible-Evidence

You've heard of crazy pavers, now new from the warehouse freestyle fencing


FairyPenguinStKilda

Is that in their ship building section?


iforgetmyoldusername

I fixed it like this: Before https://www.reddit.com/r/woodworking/s/M6HPFuihZl After https://www.reddit.com/r/woodworking/s/8W6PIxWBDW Although it was straight when I put it in…


redspadesX

Yarrr she looks already shaped for me keel n ribbing


Single_Restaurant_10

Bananas!!! Great for going round corners….


spagboltoast

Looks perfect for a lot of the fences i see going up around my workplace


scamemail99

Those are special order to build boats


[deleted]

They’re hoping someone will buy them to cut up & use as noggins lol


deviantnut

I don't know about you, but i sure as hell won't be using fence rails as noggins