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Artsy_traveller_82

Surely HE’S going to die immediately after wedding number 6.


kailethre

heart attack at the honeymoon of course


Artsy_traveller_82

It’s adorable you think he’s making it as far as the honeymoon.


kailethre

o shit you're right, we need a big explosive travel accident, like their plane erupts into a fireball because it was struck by a one in a gorillion micro meteor


Elvecinogallo

On the way to Queensland


Hatarus547

> like their plane erupts into a fireball oh so that is how they are going to reboot lost


DesiccatedPenguin

And wash up on some rocks in Tasmania.


K9BEATZ

I feel like they're always driving into dams so that's my bet


campbellsimpson

nuclear explosion


sati_lotus

5 marriages? Damn dude. I never understood how he scored that Dee chick as it was. Is he going to be sent to jail for murdering her after all these years?


anchors__away

There was a fake Dee that came back for a while that he started bangin too while he was married to Sonya


Outside_Mix445

That was by far one of my favourite story lines.


TomKhatacourtmayfind

Hahahaha this is hilarious I never knew they got so creative as to use a stand-in to do a Harold style character comeback


9Lives_

A similar absurdity to that show passions.


TomKhatacourtmayfind

Hahahaha yeah "little do the townsfolk of Harmony know that she's actually a 300yo witch!"


Outside_Mix445

Neighbours never dissapoints I swear.


TomKhatacourtmayfind

I remember one time on Married... With Children, some actress had to stand-in for Christina Applegate and I remember the voiceover guy explaining it to the studio audience at the beginning saying "Due to scheduling conflicts, Kelly (C. A.) will tonight be played by [Whatever the name of the stand-in was] for tonight's episode" and then jokingly added "please, no flash photography"


Omegaville

You should see how they replaced Roman Brady a couple of times on Days of Our Lives over the years


TomKhatacourtmayfind

The old switcheroo aka "The Brady'n Switch"


Pounce_64

Good on him, 30 years in the same job isn't something you see much of anymore.


clangbangarang

Especially when they have the nerve to call you “Toadfish”


9Lives_

His brothers name was stonefish.


youmeanlike24

And his cousin’s name was Tad, like tadpole


MikhailxReign

And stingray


1980ScarletRos

Stonefish you useless piece of dirt!


9Lives_

Without looking it up, can anyone tell me the mums name? She looks like an Angie (that might actually be it 😂) Was there ever a Dad? Carl and Susan were better parents to Jared Rebekki than his own parents it seemed.


MowgeeCrone

I actually caught a moment last weekend and toadie said to wife that his mum was having some health issues and that Dad was having another issue and things were getting tense back in the fish pond. So wife suggested he need go visit and help out cause the other brother fish wasn't having much luck. So there's a dad.


weckyweckerson

I assume he stayed on because he was typecast and a steady paycheck is a steady paycheck. 30 years, probably paid off his mortgage.


Palpitation-Mundane

I think he would have paid off several mortgages by now.


TheDeterminedBadger

He sold this place a few years ago https://www.realestate.com.au/news/ryan-moloney-toadie-neighbours-actor-lists-luxe-merricks-property/


thorpie88

He was the face of a show so big in the UK that they had to air it twice a day. He probably paid his mortgage on Pantomime performances alone 


weckyweckerson

Was just a silly comment.


broncosceltics

Silly comments are strictly forbidden on the internet


Machete-AW

Probably?


MikhailxReign

I remember an interview with him a decade ago or so. He was 110% happy with his daily actin gig and would do it till he died.


freswrijg

5 marriages? You would think the neighbours would remember all red flags after at least 3 marriages.


ArtificialMediocrity

They're too busy having scandalous affairs with each other to notice.


freswrijg

The government needs to investigate this street for in breeding if they’re all getting married and having affairs with each other.


Omegaville

For sure, Ramsay Street being a short cul-de-sac


PoppityPingers

Spotlight effect


Affectionate-Cry3349

He married all the neighbours. The end.


HenryInRoom302

Granted I haven't watched Neighbours in 20+ years (Brooke Satchwell definitely kept me watching in my late teens/early 20s), but didn't they cancel the show a few years back?


RangerWinter9719

Yeah, now Amazon foots the bill. The show was resurrected… apparently people still watch 🤷🏻‍♀️


DontJealousMe

isnt it Massive in UK too ?


Consistent-Flan1445

I think it’s been bigger in the UK than Australia in recent years


AH2112

The only reason it ever stayed in production as long as it did was because of UK audiences. Australia as a whole basically gave up on the show ages ago. It was gonna get canned but then a UK production company stepped in to save it because it was still popular in the UK.


SticksDiesel

Because stupid channel 10 took it off their 6:30 main channel slot and put it on peach or bold or something back when the digital channels were still very new and nobody watched them.


little_fire

Yeah, I believe it was Channel 11 (aka 10 digital before they had all the cute names).


_Meece_

It fell off before then though, UK has been keeping it alive since the early-mid 2000s.


thorpie88

1.2 million viewers for the finale in Australia is what really saved the show though 


Agent_Jay_42

Amazon has that much money I figured it was someone in their organisation that didn't want the series to end.


No-Cover4205

Awesome opportunity for product placement/ brand identification 


RobertGreengr455

Is he moving to Queensland?


OneTouchCards

Toadie the 🐐


Future-Marsupial-121

I thought neighbours was cancelled. 


nglennnnn

It was but surely all Australians know you can never truly eradicate a toad


OldSpiceSmellsNice

Do you know what happens to a toad when it’s struck by lightning?


classicsandmodernfan

It initially was but a petition and a streaming service bought it back


Vuvuian

While on this topic of Neighbours being saved, how was the new series continued on from what was meant to be the finale?? In the finale some of the characters had left to go abroad & some old characters came back. But the actors for the old characters like Kylie Minogue & Guy Pierce I assume were not planning on continuously coming back for a new series, only for the one finale? So new actors for those characters or a case of pretend the final never happened?


classicsandmodernfan

I know there was a 2 year jump I think the majority of the actors stayed on and some left (and were replaced by different actors) and others were just a guest appearance just for the finale Edit: forgot to mention the replacements


Vuvuian

Ah I see, thanks. So I guess that means despite Sharlene showing up in the finale, she may or may not of actually moved back in to the for sale house she was looking at (if I remember correctly). Fast forward to current season & she isn't around with no explaination lol.


classicsandmodernfan

That’s true she may have moved during the 2 years or just forgot she came back


freswrijg

I was also confused when I saw it on tv still.


ShepRat

That was the most surprising thing about this news for me. 


Celtslap

I’m so confused- isn’t Neighbours finished? Wasn’t there some massive big hoo-ha about it 2 years ago and even Kylie came back??


Vicstolemylunchmoney

Yeah, then they came back on Pay Tv I think.


Shadowrend01

Amazon came in and bought the rights for cheap after it finished and revived it with most of the cast


slugerama

At least there was a sure fire way of knowing you are on the outer at Neighbours. “We are marrying you to Toadfish” “ How much longer have I got and how am I going out?” “ “You are going to drive into a lake and drown on your wedding day”


marooncity1

But he's not leaving, he's just going to direct episodes now. What's that? The actor who played Toadie is? What do you mean "actor"?


electricwizard-666

Shithouse ‘television’.


morts73

Only 5, come on toadie step up mate.


chapo1162

Car accident Corner of Ramsey st And yabbie creek RD


IWasBornIn86

Wait, this show is *still* goin? 


braineatingspleen

Again?


Havic_H_E

They never come back... Ohh wait