Poor thing looks like it needs a haircut, but how would a wild horse get a haircut? 🤔 or is this a breed that wouldn't be found in the wild? Idk much about horses lol
Edit: thank you to everyone who's replied, I'm learning more about horses now! Lol
If you cut that horses hair, I’ll cut on your fingers. Not your hands, your fingers.
That way you’ll wake up every morning, look down at you bald hands and be tortured by the fact you’re so close to being able to hold something properly, but never will.
You’ll never shake the hand of the man who will marry your daughter. You’ll never be able to hold your grandchild’s hand. You’ll never enjoy the simple pleasures of a mug of coffee on a fresh spring morning.
You’ll always have to hold something like a toddler with both palms
I have a sister who is like this with her 4 dogs. I literally say to her every time I’m over there that they should be routinely groomed. Apparently I am the asshole.
He’s so dreamy. Like the Fabio of horses
It's not a phase MOM!
Also, when’s he dropping a hair care routine
Neighbelline
"oh... heh... neigh" 😕
Gave me a chuckle
That's Horseon Momoa
Damn, even a horse has better hair than me
neighbaye he's born with it?
He probably liked MCR before it was cool.
am i moooore than u bargained for yet
Horse looks like Ozzy Ozbourne xD
OMGosh braid his mane or trim it. He can’t even see to eat for Pete’s sake🤷♀️🤦🏼♀️
I can almost hear the My Little Pony song lul
looks like an 80's glam rock band member
The Bon Jovi of horses.
Cant even see anymore
How do horses cut their hair in the wild tho? 🤔
Cause tonoyt will be the noyt that I will fall for yewww...
You just don’t understand EmoHorse, OP.
He’s in a Mare Metal Band
Sebastian <3
Very metal of him
His the horse version of Fabio
Crawling in my furrrrr these shoes they will not heeeeeeel
Me and you both brother
Did he just scene flip his hair and look at the camera? I’d buy his hair product
This looks like a Gypsy Vanner horse
Type O Neighgative
LLLLLLLLOREAL.....because im EEEHIHIHI-orth it
GOD! MY PARENTS ARE IDIOTS! THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND ME!!
He’s emo.
*Because tonoite will be the noite that oi would doi for yewwwww*
Metalhead horse
Shampoo ad opportunity
Cuz you want it?
Poor thing looks like it needs a haircut, but how would a wild horse get a haircut? 🤔 or is this a breed that wouldn't be found in the wild? Idk much about horses lol Edit: thank you to everyone who's replied, I'm learning more about horses now! Lol
Teach him to headbang. a la Nathan Explosion and George Corpsegrinder Fisher
That horse is going through its emo phase.
Me in 2004
Or a hair-tie
Is not just a phase mom, is who I am now!
Why in the world would you do that? He's glorious!
Emo
Looks like an Emo male horse
**Heavy metal playing in the background** If it was slow motion, then “let’s get it on” by Marvin Gaye
its just a phase...gosh
[Hansel](https://youtube.com/shorts/q_8KTL5rjvE?si=orHCoXoNqJopLuc7)
Do your parents understand you? "Neigh"
Emo boy from Ohio, via 2007.
He's like the horse version of Peter Steele
Emo
Bros got a korn festival coming
pov my friend who refuses to cut his hair until school started:
Wild animals dont get haircuts aswell.
that one emo kid in every high school
A nice Caballo with a nice Cabello
emo horse
Loreal - horsey worth it
Does singing/talking like this have a specific name or something?
Antonio horsederos
Absolutely not leave that beautiful mane alone! Maybe a bridal path small one, braid the forelock
Dudes full on emo
Looks like they would call me "big brother"
I mean, this is bordering on negligence. The horse is clearly uncomfortable with hair that length. At the very least owner should braid it.
he's just emo. it's a phase.
His name is Fabio
It's not a phase, mom!
The song used for this clip. Lol. He really do need a haircut though.
r/fierceflow
I bet his fav band is MCR.
So wild horses that aren't pets all have long hair like this?
That horse listens to My Chemical Romance.
Everything you do upsets me
SHUT UP MOM ITS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THIS
“Tonight will be the night, that I fall for you. Over agaaaain.”
Gerard Neigh
OMG, give him a guitarr! The best heavy metal guitarist in the world!!!
He’s like a little Danzig!
It's not a phase mom.
Doin the hair flip.
Nobody understands me except for my diary.
This horse has Tom Hardy as Heathcliff vibes.
That's some glorious mane
"Becuase tonight will be the night that I will fall for you"
It's the front man from Coheed & Cambria
🎶 when I was a young horse... 🎶
Truly the “Elliot” of horses
Leave him be. His mane is beautiful.
Man, I haven't listened to Night Ranger in forever.
At least French braid it back.
It’s not a phase, mom
How do wood horses keep their hair short
My heaaaaart
Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you, Over again, Don't make me change my mind
Howard Stallion
It's not a phase mom! /Turns up My Chemical Romance
What a stallion!
His name is Jimmy Butler
Tonight will be the night that I will fall for you
Mane and Tail. Three times a day
When you're too fabulous to be practical.
Cutting that mane would be a travesty. It’s clearly well taken care of too because there’s no knots and locs I can see
Is this a breeding problem? I assume that wild horses hair just falls out before it gets too long? Like most wild animals?
Isn’t that the guy from Aerosmith?
Other than horses and humans, do any animals grow long hair?
Really, give the horse a haircut.
Because tonight will
Mom just doesn't understand man, it's not just a phase
i bet he listens to slipknot
I am truly humbled by his gorgeosity.
You just wouldn't understand mommmmm, his life is complicated.
"IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM"
IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM!
Neighlo Ren? Canter Ren?
Now that's what I call a stud
It’s just a phase
r/fierceflow
If you cut that horses hair, I’ll cut on your fingers. Not your hands, your fingers. That way you’ll wake up every morning, look down at you bald hands and be tortured by the fact you’re so close to being able to hold something properly, but never will. You’ll never shake the hand of the man who will marry your daughter. You’ll never be able to hold your grandchild’s hand. You’ll never enjoy the simple pleasures of a mug of coffee on a fresh spring morning. You’ll always have to hold something like a toddler with both palms
He needs a trim or a braid. Both would help keep it out of his face. Beautiful horse!
\*BECAUSE TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT THAT I WILL FALL FOR YOUUUUUUUU. OVER AGAAIINNNNN\*
Gerard Neigh wants you to know he's not okayyyyy
He probably wants to be left alone in his roomn Dad.
This horse is in a rock band.
I have a sister who is like this with her 4 dogs. I literally say to her every time I’m over there that they should be routinely groomed. Apparently I am the asshole.
He has better hair than me
Can only see Sheldon when he was two days late for his haircut.
It’s NOT a Phase! *🎶When I WaS 🎵A YounG HorSe… 🎶*
Magnificent horse, i wish i could look like that
L'Oreal
That’s like when girls get long haor for the first time and want everyone to notice whipping that head around. Can I get a hawkkkkkk tuahhhhh
I kinda feel like that's what I do right now... awkward between haircuts moment 😅🤦🏻♂️
Do you have any idea how much VO5 Hot Oil Treatment that took?
No!
ITS NOT A PHASE MOM
That looks hella uncomfortable. Neglect?
Peter Steele
All the pretty girls walk like this….
Post this on tressless
🎶Because Tonight Will Be The Night That I Will Fall For You🎶
WHEN I WAS
At the very least a good shampoo and conditioner treatment so he can sway his mane around provocatively in slow motion.
Hair swish “… and most handsome .. in all the land”
Is that ozzy?
Is this Steve's horse from GamersNexus???
Please don’t tell horse Fabio to trim.
Horszier
Thoreal hair meme here. [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/thoreal-paris](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/thoreal-paris)
Emo horse!
I hope his name is Thad
Kenneth Pinyan must not see this horse.
He needs those little Maximums buns
It is the Fabio of horses!
Or at least put it in a “ponytail.”
BECAUSE TONIGHT WILL BE THE NIGHT THAT I WILL FALL FOR YOOOOU 💀
At least a barrette
It's not a phase, MOM!
Poor horse can’t tell if he’s eating grass or his own hair.
Because he’s worth it!
dunno. looks metal af
Ed…ward
That horse looks like it says "Gosh Moooom." A lot.
horse needs a good braiding
He is got more good hair days than I do, not fair
"It's not a phase, Mom!"
Is that Fabio?
Fabio. Magnificent!
If you listen carefully at 0:06 you can gear it letting you know it is not a phase!
“Cause tonight will be the night that I fall for you”
He looks so zetzy
Neglect
How do wild horses deal with this?
Neigh, give him pony tails!
"It's not a phase, MOM!"
Damn that's so cool ^^
Adam Driving the horse
Bro stays listening to 2008 screamo
my horse in Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
If Kevin Sorbo, from the TV show Hercules, was a horse..
He looks like he belongs in an 80s rock band.
Emo horse
How beautiful his hair! ~
EDGAR FROM BRAWL STARS!
Fabio the horse over there.
Danzig Horse
It's not a phase Mom
Is Slash into bestiality, anyone know?