Typically you pay $2000 per rib but I was able to get 2 ribs and corn for just $2400. I know its cheaper to cook at home but this is just what BBQ costs in a big city these days.
This will probably go over some people’s heads but damn it’s funny.
Edit: For those who don’t know…. OP is making fun of another persons post earlier and the interaction that people had in the post. Shit is hilarious.
Now as the "owner" of this establishment I must inform you that this is in fact a wonderful price for such a variety of flavor. You simpletons clearly don't understand the quality of our ingredients, as I personally gave this animal hot oil massages every night and morning for the last 20 years and it was my best friend. We also use salt on the corn that I personally mined using a pick ax forged of titanium with a handle made from the bones of Jesus himself. Now you may be wondering why is this cheaper when purchased separately on our menu and I can tell you it's because putting it all on one plate makes it harder for me to carry it to your table.
God Bless and make sure you realize that this man rounded up because this was actually $10 cheaper than what he said!
Now ya'll swing on by Burger King on Charlotte Ave and just lick their BBQ sauce packets if you are too destitute to eat my delectable meat!!! And don't you dare go to that perfectly fine BBQ next door to them neither!!!
Yours dearest,
Pistol William
This is exactly what all the redditors on here bitching about the high price of BBQ would get if they laid down what they think they should lay down for what they think is a fair price.
Bullshit, no bread.
I know right? Most places give you at least 10 or 20 slices of white bread.
Or pickles
Bread and pickles and onions. All three, or it's not a Texas spread.
That’ll be an extra $1200.
Must have been on sale
Typically you pay $2000 per rib but I was able to get 2 ribs and corn for just $2400. I know its cheaper to cook at home but this is just what BBQ costs in a big city these days.
Hey, it’s worth it not having to cook it yourself. It’s not about the journey, it’s about the destination. Today’s destination is two ribs and corn.
Was butter on the corn extra?
Cheapest Texas BBQ
"We were so full!"
Post this to CornHub
This will probably go over some people’s heads but damn it’s funny. Edit: For those who don’t know…. OP is making fun of another persons post earlier and the interaction that people had in the post. Shit is hilarious.
Don't make them delete their account again
Oh yeah??? If $2400 for a few mid ribs is too expensive for you, then YOU go cook it yourself!!! This is a treat and worth every dollar!
Noice shitpost
Finally, a well reasonable priced BBQ on this subreddit. Hell it might actually be a bargain
Now as the "owner" of this establishment I must inform you that this is in fact a wonderful price for such a variety of flavor. You simpletons clearly don't understand the quality of our ingredients, as I personally gave this animal hot oil massages every night and morning for the last 20 years and it was my best friend. We also use salt on the corn that I personally mined using a pick ax forged of titanium with a handle made from the bones of Jesus himself. Now you may be wondering why is this cheaper when purchased separately on our menu and I can tell you it's because putting it all on one plate makes it harder for me to carry it to your table. God Bless and make sure you realize that this man rounded up because this was actually $10 cheaper than what he said! Now ya'll swing on by Burger King on Charlotte Ave and just lick their BBQ sauce packets if you are too destitute to eat my delectable meat!!! And don't you dare go to that perfectly fine BBQ next door to them neither!!! Yours dearest, Pistol William
😂😂
The corn you can eat again…
The horse is already dead
From when we fed it so much of these ribs.
That horse is called Affordability In America right? Because yeah that horse dead ☠️☠️☠️
Beat it again for good measure
Might as well buy the whole cow and feast for 6 months straight
No, this is better.
Thats a really good deal.
In the guys defence he has alot of overhead but doesn't know the word overhead, but he will show you if you ask... /s
Flexing a steal huh? Spare me
But but but but it’s prime meat! 😂😂😂
At least it’s not on a kiddie lunch tray
And it’s *THE BEST* because it’s Texas. I hope you said thank you for being allowed inside the restaurant
Get some grill marks on that corn.
Ok, that’s $2600.
Pretty solid if you figure price per kernel
😆😆😆 I love it from all the post lately especially ol Bill.
And you can keep the bones…
Chef can you put my corn back in for 8 seconds my butter is seizing
That’s a steal .
Ahh, good ole gold on the cob
This sub has become an unbearable circle jerk for those with outdated expectations for the price of food.
And a quarter of an ear of corn?
Can someone bring a decimal point to this party?
A5 Wagyu corn, artisan shiatzu massaged organic pork ribs.
I guess they thought they could slap ‘Texas’ on there and charge anything
As a Texan their ain’t nothing Texas about that plate
OP must be so full, they added an extra digit by mistake...
You mean took one away
🙄
Do they have a shipping option?
it’s a no brainer
Best deal I seen here
AMA
This is exactly what all the redditors on here bitching about the high price of BBQ would get if they laid down what they think they should lay down for what they think is a fair price.
Wow this sub turned to shit
I call BS - Nobody is gonna pay that for that.
You have to understand, this could feed a family of 4.
No! 6 I tell you, 6!
Delete this
This is hysterical…. You in Nashville for some Q? Hit up bringles. You’re welcome
Nice BBQ! Trump 2024!! /s