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Rule 1: Posts must be related to BG3 Builds
Just tell them you’re a valour bard. Or play the part and keep clapping cheeks like it’s your job.
Came here to make this comment, only lore.
Roll for Deception.
Telling women you main Astarion would be getting you more attention. Hence, the story must be fake, and OP isn’t a Swords Bard.
Probably doesn't even know what a Slashing Flourish is
Is that similar to helicopter dick?
Yeah, say you main Shadowheart. They know they can't compete with that and will respectfully back off.
That was the point of the last sentence. OP taking a wrong turn and choosing the character most women like.
Instructions unclear, became swords bard to acquire same problem
r/okbuddybaldur is leaking in the main sub, and now here??
It's a migratory/habitat issue. Invasive species (unironic posts, serious posts) in the okbuddy sub is causing the indigenous species to seek new hunting grounds.
I’m cackling hahahahahaha
This man rolled a 20 in Nature
This is what happens when we let in non min/maxers into our wholesome sub. Be ready for Ghaik posting, squid slander, and chad Minthara posts
At least it’s not another goddamn throwzerker post 😭
Mention that your chosen instrument is a war drum. Drummers never get respect.
Teach the women base 5e optimization, they'll be racist to you for being a pal2 dipper.
Smite those cheeks bro it’s your job as a paladin
Give them the good ol mobile flourish and get them tf out of your face
Bro… you’re trying to get women to go away, stop saying you main Astarion. Thats how you unlock the endless throat glitch irl
Dude, I hear you. When I tell people that I'm a Durge Duergar they just clap and give me money.
I’d clap for Duergar. Best race change my mind
Is saying Dark Urge swords bars an option?
This is reddit. You have disadvantage on deception rolls for this type of claim here.
Rule 1: Posts must be related to BG3 Builds
Just tell them you’re a valour bard. Or play the part and keep clapping cheeks like it’s your job.
Came here to make this comment, only lore.
Roll for Deception.
Telling women you main Astarion would be getting you more attention. Hence, the story must be fake, and OP isn’t a Swords Bard.
Probably doesn't even know what a Slashing Flourish is
Is that similar to helicopter dick?
Yeah, say you main Shadowheart. They know they can't compete with that and will respectfully back off.
That was the point of the last sentence. OP taking a wrong turn and choosing the character most women like.
Instructions unclear, became swords bard to acquire same problem
r/okbuddybaldur is leaking in the main sub, and now here??
It's a migratory/habitat issue. Invasive species (unironic posts, serious posts) in the okbuddy sub is causing the indigenous species to seek new hunting grounds.
I’m cackling hahahahahaha
This man rolled a 20 in Nature
This is what happens when we let in non min/maxers into our wholesome sub. Be ready for Ghaik posting, squid slander, and chad Minthara posts
At least it’s not another goddamn throwzerker post 😭
Mention that your chosen instrument is a war drum. Drummers never get respect.
Teach the women base 5e optimization, they'll be racist to you for being a pal2 dipper.
Smite those cheeks bro it’s your job as a paladin
Give them the good ol mobile flourish and get them tf out of your face
Bro… you’re trying to get women to go away, stop saying you main Astarion. Thats how you unlock the endless throat glitch irl
Dude, I hear you. When I tell people that I'm a Durge Duergar they just clap and give me money.
I’d clap for Duergar. Best race change my mind
Is saying Dark Urge swords bars an option?
This is reddit. You have disadvantage on deception rolls for this type of claim here.