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jormanterska

https://preview.redd.it/kbddslk8z6uc1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=656253ed7b502a91f0c7c8fbb7b4899a6953b6b6


Durge666

Ah there it is!


devj007

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


dvnptl

Don't sugarcoat it, show us how you really feel.


SojinCS

mans like 9 tax bracket higher than me lmao


Auhmaze

No, no, just 9 times more in debt than you.


ActuallyTBH

Still. Your garage is bigger than my house.


captain-planet

Bitch I live in a trash can.


Anonymoushipopotomus

Im the poorest motherfucker on sesame street aint no one helping me out.


DiscountSteak

You're such a grouch!


Koselig5402

Get a job, grouch!


AK-JXRDY-7

I would if the youth unemployment rate of my country wasn't 65%!


Some_Nibblonian

Damn you have a trash can?! Wow!


NissanskylineN1

Thatā€™s debt too


Auhmaze

Fortunately not


Lumbergh7

Yea that driveway probably cost more than my house


nicholas_wicks87

Debt is worth it if itā€™s for something you really badly want šŸ˜‚


Disastrous_Corner258

It was worth reading this thread just for this gem.


Content_Virus_8813

lol


WideOpenAutoHub

Stop being so humble dude you got 3 blue M cars on your gray stone paver drivewayā€¦. We know you balling the fuck out lmao Hire me?


whiterock001

This guy BMWs. ā¬†ļø


peemao

šŸ˜‚ so humble


dumbpatato

Letā€™s go debt!


dumpchimp

Bro really said fuck yā€™all Iā€™m balling


usalin

Still some collection you got there


OneEyedKing56

https://preview.redd.it/3fek8twdi6uc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3677b2ae42ca38260b90bca6d7585c92e0817c9e


NoabPK

Imaginary technique: asc off


shiftersix

This is perfect. The freaky face is on the left of both respective pics.


Mountain-Letter-2234

Damn man sexy cars is that San Marino blue šŸ˜


Auhmaze

M3 is Tanzanite, M4 is San Marino, and the M5 is Marina Bay! I originally wanted every BMW I ever own to be SMB because of my M6, but BMW makes too many nice blues.


ilikecoding1337

broooo my issues is I like too many shades of blue that bmw has and some other manufacturers have some other nice shades that I canā€™t decide on either, for now Iā€™ve chosen to go with Portimao Blue G82 M4 the shade of blue looks and pops good in every setting of lighting


Auhmaze

Honestly, San Marino over all of them.


ilikecoding1337

I would choose San Marino on the F8X platform and Portimao Blue on the G8X platform personally


-KIDD

My favorites gotta be Long Beach Blue but I settled on Estoril bc Im too poor


ImAMacaw

Estoril is by far the worst blue. Portimao looks so much better in the Z4 especially with cognac interior. In fact the Z4 is the best looking bmw right now and in the past 10 years of new BMWs Some might say the 8 or M8 looks better. No. Not really. Look how long it is. It looks awkward. The z4s proportions are perfect and in Portimao/cognac thundernigbt/white, misano blue/white, frozen grey/cognac or magma it's absolutely stunning.


justTheWayOfLife

lmfao all I see is blue


Lahwuns

Dudes after seeing OPs car https://preview.redd.it/c3fgsz0jm6uc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acd1c9aeb0c3fa3bd606aa72597c0b43389f596e


Handyman_4

The nuts though


j_yn0htna

Best to walk away with those little milk duds


kraken_enrager

Iā€™m fuckinh certain that this very infographic was on a pinup I contributed to my 1st grade classroom. Whatā€™s the source of it?


Auhmaze

This had me rolling


__d_l_n__

What a fucking gem of a meme, yoinking this for sure


na1akuvara

Why not M8? 3+5=8 isn't itļ¼Ÿ


Auhmaze

But why not M2 then? (3+5)/4=2


na1akuvara

Gotta say your calculation makes total sense


Auhmaze

Einstein was my great grand nothing


GunslingerXXX

2+3=5?


Bruvvimir

Word M(7+1)


Infinite-Drawing9261

Boy math


apeberry

how do i need to understand this? you bought an m3 and an m5?


Auhmaze

Well I had the G80 on order and was planning to daily the M6 and use the G80 as a weekend car, but the M6 got totalled. Insurance paid me out more than the fair value and the dealer gave me a very good deal on the M5.


Brayden_1274628

Bro, what do you do for a living?


Auhmaze

To make a long story short, labour job and made moneyā€”> invested in stocksā€”> invested in real estateā€”>started school againā€”> going to law school next year. So basically Iā€™m unemployed.


patjeduhde

Dang i wanna be unemployed now.


Brayden_1274628

Well youā€™re living quite well off Iā€™d say currently!


twicefracturedthumb

What a dream garage - if you ever want to sell that M4 to a fellow law student in the GTA, hit me up


Auhmaze

Honestly might be down at the end of summer, hit me up


GreenFullSuspension

Just curious, what type of law are you interested in?


Auhmaze

Corporate/real estate. Also wouldnā€™t mind criminal, but donā€™t want to deal with all the shit that comes with it.


bondjamesbondbjb

Did you get more than what you had paid for the m6?


Auhmaze

Not at all, but it wasnā€™t bad. I drove the car for 6 years and put 160000km on it. Bought it for 74, got back 54.


bondjamesbondbjb

Thatā€™s really good actually! Did it give you any maintenance issues over your time of ownership?


Auhmaze

The only thing besides regular maintenance was the injectors. Cost about $2300 cad per side, I only needed one side replaced.


Guap_Fkoo

Ur house looks like a fire station. Beautiful cars


Auhmaze

Haha I can see where youā€™re coming from, but not my house. Was driving driving around with friends and stopped by oneā€™s house. But thanks!


theonewhoknocks515

You were driving all three of the cars at the same time and parked them in the driveway of a friends house? Am I missing something here ?


abooth43

Ive let my friends drive one of my e36s and we go cruise sometimes. Especially when the intention was to get some group photos of my cars. I don't have M car money, let alone multiple....but if I did maybe I'd feel the same about them lol


FTFOatl

He lets his friends drive his cars sometimes. When you have M cars like that, you can have friends too.


theonewhoknocks515

Why are you posting using an alt account?


butwhydidhe

Why not get the M5 and something totally different? M3 and M5 seem sort of similar, no?


Auhmaze

Because the M3 was never meant to be a daily, I specā€™d it with the buckets and was going to daily the M6. Got totalled and got a good deal on the M5. Good enough to drive for a year+ and not lose money. Iā€™ll probably sell within two years and get an SUV/pick up.


Murkeybrownwater

Is the F80 dct or 6spd? Also is the G80 noticeably boatier compared to the F80?


Auhmaze

DCT. And yes, itā€™s like in between the m4 and my old m6.


Quixotic-pessimiste

And you just highlighted the reason a m3 (or a three series in general) should have 2 doors. No more no less.


opticzar

awww wtaf


bwarbahzad2

Literally me (in forza)


Tadehm249912

Such a nice pic


Auhmaze

Thanks!


Reasonable_Cup3705

Cool i wish as rich as you šŸ¤‘


Auhmaze

Thatā€™s a weird way to spell stupid


AndreiAliz

This M5 will age nice. The last nice 5 series


Eaziness

As an European I am jealous you donā€™t need a front plate. These look so much better.


Auhmaze

Oh in Ontario you require a front plate, I just donā€™t put them on. Itā€™s about a $80 fine, but Iā€™ve never been ticketed for it. With all the other shit going on here in terms of crime, I donā€™t think they care about it anymore lol


IBSurviver

This is funny because I thought of this M2 YouTuber who is also in Ontario. the amount of times heā€™s been pulled over and ticketed for not having a front plate is one of the reasons his channel blew up (in a comedic sense). https://youtube.com/@F87Maxxi?si=GDGtISUIBu9O6H_B


Auhmaze

That guys hilarious, saw him at meets here and there.


Competitive-krav3034

Some states in US require front plate. Just depends on the state.


LandRoverDefender17

OPā€™s reactions to comments are hilariousšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


FameMoon17

Guy's collecting M car like infinity stones


Auhmaze

Shouldā€™ve picked all the different colors, I fucked up.


Armanhammer2

M345


Auhmaze

M435i


Fladap28

The blue is regal AF


bigboss1999x

F90! Pre lci is my favorite for this gen. Love the blue! You have to repeat this pic when the sun is out.


Alcapwn-

Yep Iā€™m with you on that, I donā€™t like the LCI lights. Iā€™d take one in the Mariana Blue or Sapphire Black.


mcoyne88

100%, except the LCI taillights are better. Somehow, the original F90 gauge cluster retains the classic BMW style. Not a fan at all of the newer designs.


maysk1

I have to grind harder.


Balenciallahh

This is the most Ontario looking house ever lol


winnerscircle-

I would say Quebec...no front plates ..guy loves blue.


wtfylat

Lol.Ā  All money and no imaginationĀ 


The_Pvthfinder

I hear youā€™re a blues fan.


Auhmaze

Unless itā€™s the Jays


Ficsit_Tip_69

M3+m5=m8, nice upgrade!


kar1m

Are you from sauga? I think Iā€™ve seen your M6


Auhmaze

Iā€™m from the GTA but not Peel region. Spend/spent a lot of time in Mississauga though, went to UTM and also go to port credit a lot.


kar1m

Ah I see. Your M6 was very recognizable. I think I do remember seeing it. Congrats on the new cars


MclarenFan34

I only have one of these šŸ„²


Auhmaze

Which one lol


MclarenFan34

M4


ubcsanta

Bro improved his taste


Auhmaze

Why, not a fan of the old M6?


Da_King_Aladeen

So, you got M8 now :v coool


Auhmaze

Unfortunately they canā€™t fusion like in dragon ball.


ThinIllustrator2817

No one does blue as beautiful as BMW!


Auhmaze

100%


cheekclapper100

Beautiful cars


LordMinax

What happened to your M6?


Auhmaze

Was taking exit off highway and infront of me was a Toyota and a semi truck. Roads were clear but a huge snow storm had just happened. The truck dropped a huge pile of snow out on the exit and there was very little time to react to it. I spun out and so did the other car, once I corrected myself, the other car tapped my rear bumper. Spun out again and went into ditch.


LordMinax

That sucks. Congrats on replacements.


cakeisalie87

The m4 and m5 colors are beautiful. They look sharp.


tigerstef

What a trio!


JDMSteven

https://preview.redd.it/s2crclzxa9uc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd5fe5c2438cdc1c050cf775c05bb5a6ce7bb0d9 Iā€™ve got the poor manā€™s version of your setup: 13 M6 DCT 47k miles, 05 M3 6MT 81k miles, and on the hunt for a nice F10


Auhmaze

Bro I miss the M6 so much. Hydraulic steering is the way to go.


[deleted]

When one door closes, another...


Auhmaze

8 open.


MauriceDW

Amazing lineup, though Iā€™m curious what the point is to owning an M3, M4 and an M5. I feel like they are pretty similar? But you would know better of course I wonder, wouldnā€™t it be cooler to run a few different platforms? Like M2 - small spiritual successor to older Bimmers M5 - fast and comfortable sedan M8 - big fast landshark


Auhmaze

So hereā€™s the plan. M5 daily. Super comfortable, and has power when itā€™s go time. M3. Weekend driver, bucket seats are uncomfortable for long drives, but cool af. Gonna run a full bolt on setup, pushes good power and very fast launches. The m4, if I keep it(may sell at end of summer), will be turned into a track car. Suspension upgrades, roll cage, single turbo setup with built motor. Letā€™s see what happens though. Edit: m5 and m8 are similar enough, and M5 was about 40k cheaper than a similar m8. Basically instead of M8, I can get the 4 and 5 for only a bit more money.


MauriceDW

Gotcha, makes sense


Iggyweb

Looks amazing, fantastic photo.


Tight_Birthday_2228

This is like a Fast and Furious movie starring you.


cryptoninja991

Nice collection brother


Auhmaze

Thanks brother šŸ™


diiimkooo

none of these beat the M6


Auhmaze

If insurance will let me buy mine back for a cheap price, Iā€™m going to do it. Itā€™ll cost me 8k to fix it, Iā€™ll only do it if they give it to me for 10k or less.


mrvarmint

F90 in MBB is dynamite


caligrown87

Epic stable.


_Adora_

Looks like blue is your favorite color!


skullsandbmws77

Absolutely stunning šŸ˜


PonytailMaster

Genuine question: why are people like this? Why buy M3 and M5 and not just like M5 and Audi S5 or a Mercedes C53 ? M5 and M3 are almost the same just another engine and minor stuff, no?


Stunning_Influence54

m3 for city driving and m5 for highway driving šŸ˜Ž


Auhmaze

Honestly Iā€™ve had a cls63 and my brother had an Audi s5. Weird as it may sound, too many problems with those cars and that too you get way more car with BMW. M cars drive much better than their AMG and RS counterparts, only AMG id want is the SLS or AMG GT black series, but Iā€™d have to sell my kidney and left leg for it.


Fladap28

Dad?


Auhmaze

Iā€™m a virgin


Jon-E36

Oooo so you got 2 cats but still por m6


grumpyoverthinker

4 (or whatever that is in back left) sit outside? Or buddies? Good set. I'm a proud member of the uniform color gang too


JeirenJns

Lemme borrow one of those rq fr (I can only afford e85 will that work)


k20vtec

Average Brampton man


Auhmaze

I wouldnā€™t pass through Brampton/NorthYork/Richmond Hill even if you paid me to.


Manshereinnih

how do i get a BMW M collection without being in debt?


Auhmaze

Start selling ass or cocaine.


Manshereinnih

ass it is then


damnthesenames

The M4 is the one you want


szudrzyk

What is more expensive to maintain than BMW ? 2 BMWs ! You won in life mate congrats


Financial-Iron-1200

This looks very Toronto or GTA for some reason


Auhmaze

Bingo


Financial-Iron-1200

Your neighbourā€™s satellite dish, and snow shovel is distinctly Canadian to me lol


Large_Ad_5941

House looks like your from Ontario


Karanveer62

Do you by any chance live around Castlemore in Brampton and is the m5 a comp?


Auhmaze

M5 is not a comp, and I donā€™t live around there. I visit sometimes, got some family in the area.


Karanveer62

Oh word cuz I seen a m5 just like yours in that area the other day and thought damn no way this the same m5, I think that was you im pretty sure you cappin šŸ˜‚ just cuz im some random person on Reddit


Auhmaze

Im capping about what? Living in Castlemore area? Nah I donā€™t live there but I was there the past few days. It couldā€™ve been me, was there a license plate on the car?


Karanveer62

Lool bout it not being a comp, im almost sure this was the same m5 i seen the other day. I just was wondering cuz itā€™s inspiring to see these whips drive around cuz thatā€™s the next whip I wanna get. Iā€™m not sure bout the license plate but it did a huge pop when it shifted gears it was turning left


Auhmaze

Naw itā€™s def not a comp, why would I cap to downgrade it šŸ¤£ https://preview.redd.it/nmuqocpyhauc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87680df50bf455d0b5399256d55f4b41ca6f827a


Karanveer62

You got a sexy line up bro Iā€™m tryna get like you one day šŸ˜ƒ congrats on these sexy ass whips


TaeyeonFTW

Which is your favourite ?


B2TheLunt

This is kinda cringe no? I love me some BMWs but damn if you got the money...wheres the porsche?


Auhmaze

The only Porsches Iā€™m interested in are the GT3RS and the GT2RS. Canā€™t afford those atm.


wittywalrus0825

Is the M4 also yours? M3 M4 and an M5 well done


miketoaster

That one in the back left should be front and center


Auhmaze

F90 = the king.


ecumar

What do you think about the change? I have an F06 M6 and I love that S63TU engine so much Iā€™m not sure I would want to ever switch out of the car.


Auhmaze

Honestly Iā€™ll tell you the two things I miss. One is the uniqueness. My M6 was the only one in the town, and one of the only SMB ones in the province(or at least the GTA). The second is the steering. Hydraulic> Edit: the car is overall better than the m6. Leagues better. Same engine but better, transmission better, awd, and interior.


IBSurviver

Thisā€¦is an expensive photo.


Dragonballradar

So getting your vehicle totaled sets you up with a sweet deal ā€¦ good to know


Apprehensive_Name533

5 series and M5 is BMW perfection. No hood line and perfect grille size. Lights are perfect BMW modern rounded lights. Can't get much better.


Auhmaze

The best mix of classic and modern.


Western-Rule-2912

Bro got hit by a school bus


Jimbrutan

M6 got totalled. M3 + M5 = M8. Profit


Right-Penalty9813

If Iā€™m ever single again, this will be my driveway! Happy with my g80 though!


feltrockni

Forgive a noob question but... why? Why all 3? I feel like once you've got an m5 there's no reason for an m3.


Auhmaze

These are the type of questions you ask your priest.


JebacPis1765

Congrats on totalling


CletusBocephus

going into debt for a trash new bmw is psychotic


Auhmaze

Youā€™re right, I shouldā€™ve bought silver bars instead.


Hardtymes_412

Let me guess youā€™re favorite color


Auhmaze

Green


iwasinfightclub

It's so funny I can see his big ass electrical meter sticking out the side of his house definitely a 2s-320


Auhmaze

Not my house and idk what that is lol, not an electrician.


iwasinfightclub

Lol I replace and update them for a living it's a job market for it it's just something I notice since that's what I do


Delicious_Sundae4209

Sooo wadyudo


JS-CroftLover

Nice cars! And you love this Blue paint, as I can see...


Ace_bandit1237

Bro hit the lottery


Auhmaze

Nah just got hit on the head when I was a baby


projectwise5

AND? iā€™m trying to get like u bro


Daman65412

Nice cars bud


FabulousPermission38

Sheeeeee