I’m the guy and one of the bars “fruit flies” is asking again for the umpteenth time why I just can’t sleep with her just once because we would be so great together. I am looking at her with no emotion and letting it go in one ear and out the other. 😝
Why you ain’t play titi mi pregunto at the concert
Or NMQC!!!
i wanted him to play nmqc so bad at the atl concert 😭
Lo siento?
This is literally pissing me off so much because i know he knows the people want it 😭
“So cuando vas a dejar esa pendeja Kendall, y vas a dejarme arruinarte la vida?”
real
Wat
She probably said “si quieres yo to mamo el culo”
I would’ve melted if that was me with him looking at me like that 😍
Girlllll, right!! That’s why I started with the 😍😍😍 lol eeeeeek
Oooh, no, maybe: “todavía tienes muchas novias????” 😜
I was just asking him if I had any cilantro stuck in my teeth. Luckily I didn't 😌 Side note: Nashville needs to up their taco game
This you fr?!
go to nolensville if you want REAL tacos
Bye, I'd simply PASS AWAY
We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
“I watch your Backlash entrance at least once a month”
>“I watch your Backlash entrance at least once per ~~month~~ day It was such a great entrance lmao
Honestly this is probably a once in a lifetime kind of encounter with him. I’d say some nasty stuff and ask we meet at my hotel or his 🤣
Damn what happened to “I admire your work and love your music” lol
We ain’t got time for decency!!
Honestly!!!!!! And you gotta be to the point, tell him WHERE to meet you. Men don’t even wanna think lol 🤪🤪
Real lol
https://preview.redd.it/c0gmzeqyp30d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20569cbbd0b15933b295f6926f54a4fcddcf2075
Que si me devuelve los chavos de la taquilla
💀💀💀
“Papi dime q tu quieres..aqui ya llego tu tiburon“ 🦈🦈😛
"vamo' a nuevayol"
He’s so fucking hot UGH
"Can I get a picture with Kendall?"
Tu eres el conejo malo?
No yo soy el cojone malo 😂🤣
it was me, he’s was just about to spit in my mouth, tasted like horchata
How about, what’s up with those high cheek bones?…
"Can I have another diet coke please?"
I was asking if he wanted to purchase extended car warranty.
that actually was me! we were talking about the political and economic state of the world
So are you related to the energizer bunny?
The Krabby Patty Formula
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 till this day i need to eat one lmao
I’m the guy and one of the bars “fruit flies” is asking again for the umpteenth time why I just can’t sleep with her just once because we would be so great together. I am looking at her with no emotion and letting it go in one ear and out the other. 😝
"baby, tu sabias q esta boquita es toda tuya...mi amoooorr ❤️🥺"
God I want him to breed me so bad lol
“Are you sure you want to put that camera/phone in my face?”
oh-
Why you talking to la Kendell 😂😅
Kendall’s Pepsi commercial
Is candle jenga joining you for the rest of the tour?