Aww shit that's a good set up, maybe the fancy murder cake is framing the gingerbread man for a string of murders of old classmates that have started since the gingerbread man moved back.
Then the murder cake makes an appearance and everyone loves the overly friendly new cake that's moved to town.
Just to find out later that the murder cake isn't new to town he's a scorned cupcake from back in gingerbread boys school days that they bullied into a suicide attempt(maybe he was a choco cupcake and they made fun of his frosting swirl looking like poo or something childish) so he's been institutionalized for the last 20 years,before escaping changing his appearance and getting revenge on his former mates and framing his bully the gingerbread man.
As a kid, I remember a moment where I got up in the middle of the night to get a drink of water. On my way back to my room, I got the shit scared out of me by a life-sized poster of an NBA player just inside my brothers’ bedroom. They had left their bedroom door open that night.
This is the culinary equivalent of that moment.
Thats the one that had me giggling. I think this cake is all around awesome! I hit that third pic and learned that a cake can be surprisingly creepy when somebody with talent makes it. I’m in love with this thing, OP.
At first I thought "Why is it the ugliest?", but then I saw the second photo hahaha... Okay, seriously I think this cake is not ugly it is fun and original.
Not OP but I'm obsessed with the [Sugar Geek Funfetti recipe ](https://sugargeekshow.com/recipe/funfetti-birthday-cake/#recipe)! I've made it like 3 times and it's always a hit
Xanthan gum helps with structure and moisture retention, soy lecithin is an emulsifier and helps fats bind to liquids for the same purpose, they kinda work in tandem. I don’t usually love xanthan gum tbh, I feel like I always notice when it’s there and the positives don’t outweigh the negatives. But I’ve never tried this exact recipe so I can’t judge! The author could have found the secret quantity, haha.
u/enderkou explained the science, I was luckily able to find both ingredients at my local natural food store with bulk bins. That way I wasn't forced to special order or be left with a big container of something I will only ever use for this recipe. I didn't taste any underlying weirdness from the xanthan gum btw
Oo good to know! I’ll have to give this recipe a try - I’ve mostly used xantham gum in GF recipes, and you do have to use quite a bit for it to be affective in those I think. It never tastes weird to me, just has an underlying like… slipperyness? If that makes sense?
Imagine how badass you'd feel if the party was hesitant to take the first slice of cake, and you just walk over, pluck an eyeball out and pop it in your mouth >:)
it’s not only the wall-eyed, thousand yard stare that’s killing me, it’s also the CHAPPED LIPS UGH it’s freaking me out!!! fantastic job, i would love/hate a cake like this!!
May I ask…why? I love it but is it for an occasion? Did the recipient enjoy slicing it? So many questions…really well done! The fridge pic and the spinny one made me laugh lol
I’m not gonna lie, I don’t know what possessed me to do the face. This was for my friend’s birthday get together and I knew my friend group would love it based on our shared sense of humor. The funniest part was that I revealed the cake and then later went out to do birthday activities. We came back and didn’t realize how warm the house was, so the facial features partially melted which made the cake’s face twice as terrifying. We were crying laughing
Imagine making it for grandma's birthday, and sitting it on the table, pretty side towards her, while all the other guests stare in horror at her cake while she has no idea why. Bahaha
First off... I would eat that cake. It is my favorite type
But one of the first thoughts I had, there is this pottery maker in North Georgia who makes jugs with ugly faces on them, it looks just like that but yours is on a cake. I wish I could remember the artists name but my mom has a few pieces!
That looks delicious but it also might terrify me if I was looking for a snack at night! I don’t think I could eat anything that looked at me like that 😂
I just had a bad medical event and this is the first time I’ve laughed in days. I wasn’t even expecting to laugh it just happened. Thank you so much for that.
Seeing the third pic, of this crazed monster clearly trying to contain his rage and malice, then my eye immediately catching the words “always jackin” on the fridge… truly just took at least 2 years off my life. I don’t know what I feel in this moment, but I can assure you I have never felt it before. Bravo OP, I’ve hurt myself in my confusion
This is pure magic. My daughter would fucking KILL for this cake. You should definitely open a shop and make all kinds of madness for sweet, sweet mastication.
First pic, I loved it. Second pic, I realized that my whole life, I have had a giant hole inside of me that could only be filled by this cake. This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.
I died when I saw the second pic 😭
It was the third one peeking out the fridge for me
Like something out of a horror movie! It's perfect.
Yes, I want this for a horror movie, like some gingerdead man vs. fancy murder cake
Aww shit that's a good set up, maybe the fancy murder cake is framing the gingerbread man for a string of murders of old classmates that have started since the gingerbread man moved back. Then the murder cake makes an appearance and everyone loves the overly friendly new cake that's moved to town. Just to find out later that the murder cake isn't new to town he's a scorned cupcake from back in gingerbread boys school days that they bullied into a suicide attempt(maybe he was a choco cupcake and they made fun of his frosting swirl looking like poo or something childish) so he's been institutionalized for the last 20 years,before escaping changing his appearance and getting revenge on his former mates and framing his bully the gingerbread man.
*likes and subscribes*
*I inherited Granny’s cursed baking tools*
Nice, I would so watch that!
Imagine opening the fridge late at night for a snack, nothing like a small heart attack to wake you up right.
As a kid, I remember a moment where I got up in the middle of the night to get a drink of water. On my way back to my room, I got the shit scared out of me by a life-sized poster of an NBA player just inside my brothers’ bedroom. They had left their bedroom door open that night. This is the culinary equivalent of that moment.
I can imagine how scary that must have been!
Was coming in the chat to say this as well but you beat me to it….🤣🤣🤣
Thats the one that had me giggling. I think this cake is all around awesome! I hit that third pic and learned that a cake can be surprisingly creepy when somebody with talent makes it. I’m in love with this thing, OP.
I'm going to have nightmares.
You better eat it quickly before it kills you. Grab the spork!
Same! Horror movie cake. I love it.
I was like “looks like a pretty cake to me, i wonder why OP thinks it’s ug- oh”
yeah scarier than a jump scare
Yes! I was like why is it ugly *swipe argghh that's why!
me too I’m terrified of this cake now 😭
Imagine going to the kitchen for a midnight snack and you open the fridge to see THAT.
Dude Perfect detractor from snacking at 1 am
And that's how Janet started her diet.
The only cake that bites back
“Oooh looks like they made a cake, I think I’ll have so- AAARRRRGGHH!!!”
Would still eat. Maybe poke one eye first to see if it’s alive.
100% would still eat. Actually, I'd get a bigger slice just to tone down the menacing glare.
Omg I just saw this cake on veganfoodporn and commented the same thing lmao
All of a sudden, my snacky snack urges have disappeared
see, now I'm scared of cake
Look at those teeth. I better eat it before it eats *me*.
I couldnt even eat it...or smash it. Im terrified of it. That cake has traumatized me. Nightmare fuel
diet fuel!
What do you mean ugl...oh
Right? I was like “awww, op this gorgego— ohmy god.”
🤭😆
Nobody: Cake: 👁👄👁
Same exact experience here hahaha amazing
At first I thought "Why is it the ugliest?", but then I saw the second photo hahaha... Okay, seriously I think this cake is not ugly it is fun and original.
It's not ugly. It's scary!
Nah it def ugly 😭
You're cracking me up 😆
I was like someone’s fishing for compli-oh lol
Hahaha thanks for the laugh. I especially can’t stop laughing at the video clip lol. This cake looks amazing! Do you use any specific funfetti recipe?
Not OP but I'm obsessed with the [Sugar Geek Funfetti recipe ](https://sugargeekshow.com/recipe/funfetti-birthday-cake/#recipe)! I've made it like 3 times and it's always a hit
Why does the recipe call for stuff like soy lecithin and xanthan gum? It seems like a fairly normal tiered cake to me.
Xanthan gum helps with structure and moisture retention, soy lecithin is an emulsifier and helps fats bind to liquids for the same purpose, they kinda work in tandem. I don’t usually love xanthan gum tbh, I feel like I always notice when it’s there and the positives don’t outweigh the negatives. But I’ve never tried this exact recipe so I can’t judge! The author could have found the secret quantity, haha.
u/enderkou explained the science, I was luckily able to find both ingredients at my local natural food store with bulk bins. That way I wasn't forced to special order or be left with a big container of something I will only ever use for this recipe. I didn't taste any underlying weirdness from the xanthan gum btw
Oo good to know! I’ll have to give this recipe a try - I’ve mostly used xantham gum in GF recipes, and you do have to use quite a bit for it to be affective in those I think. It never tastes weird to me, just has an underlying like… slipperyness? If that makes sense?
Are the eyeballs edible?
I have to.know
Imagine how badass you'd feel if the party was hesitant to take the first slice of cake, and you just walk over, pluck an eyeball out and pop it in your mouth >:)
"hmm a little slimy but good. Does anyone want the other eye?"
"Slimy, yet satisfying." 🦁
Nah gotta go after the teeth to really make an impression.
r/unexpected I thought you were talking about 2 separate cakes, this is hilarious. Did someone ask for this or did you just make it for fun?
I am fucking obsesssssed with this and want one for every single occasion left in my life please
Right!? I need this in my life
That peeking out of the fridge one 👀🤣
I wasn't ready for that. Pure nightmare fuel. Amazing work, though. The cake looks great.
Looks like a [Raving Rabbids game](https://youtu.be/W6EQiPzedxI?si=JvA8CbJulrAp5Qcn)
it’s not only the wall-eyed, thousand yard stare that’s killing me, it’s also the CHAPPED LIPS UGH it’s freaking me out!!! fantastic job, i would love/hate a cake like this!!
The lips got me too!🙈 get that cake some chapstick
Thank you for that, that description KILLED me 😂
I do not know why you made this, but I’m obsessed with it. The video clip is a work of art 😂
“it’s beautiful, what’s ugly about tha- oh what the fuck”
I. Love. This.
The fridge shot is sending me ahahahah
Please don’t jump scare me with baked goods
Is this supposed to remind me of those cartoon rabbits that were super clumsy and destructive? (I think they were called Rabbids)
It does remind me of Rabbids invasion
Makes me laugh. I liked it
This reminds me of the Nickelodeon show “Ahhh! Real Monsters!!” which was a favorite show of mine as a child. Love this so much.
May I ask…why? I love it but is it for an occasion? Did the recipient enjoy slicing it? So many questions…really well done! The fridge pic and the spinny one made me laugh lol
It was for my friend’s birthday! I swear it let out a scream when we cut it
This is horrible, I love it!
I was not prepared
It’s all 🎂 and it’s all 👁️ 🦷 👁️ Jesus 😂
i Love her
PICTURE 3 IN THE FRIDGE! 😂
I love this. Looks scrumptious!!!
If I open my fridge and that thing is looking at me, I will scream
I see no ugly, just glorious beauty.
I love this! lol made me jump. What’s the story OP?
I was so confused about how it could be the prettiest and ugliest at the same time. Now I understand and my god you were right.
Please Op, tell us the story behind this delightfully terrifying cake!
I’m not gonna lie, I don’t know what possessed me to do the face. This was for my friend’s birthday get together and I knew my friend group would love it based on our shared sense of humor. The funniest part was that I revealed the cake and then later went out to do birthday activities. We came back and didn’t realize how warm the house was, so the facial features partially melted which made the cake’s face twice as terrifying. We were crying laughing
Thank you so much for sharing this with us 😂
Business in the front, party in the back
Imagine making it for grandma's birthday, and sitting it on the table, pretty side towards her, while all the other guests stare in horror at her cake while she has no idea why. Bahaha
This is the best cake I've ever seen I love it SO much
Are those dentures?
Christ, you made that? You intentionally gave it that look of pain and confusion? Like on purpose? More please.
WHAT are those teeth made out of if not real human teeth!?
If you put bunny ears on it, you could get sued by Ubisoft.
I LOVE IT! It's my husbands birthday at the end of the week, he's lactose free, I would totally buy this!
I wasn’t sure what to expect from that title but it certainly wasn’t that
“Oh that’s so lovely, OPs being so hard on themse—-wtf!”
I was…. not prepared.
>The prettiest and ugliest cake I’ve ever made You gave me a fair warning, and yet...
I love it (so cute <3) and I hate it ( so ugly 🤮 )
I just spat water out my nose. That second pic absolutely got me 😆!
This is a masterpiece… wait, what?
I was NOT ready for that, it is absolutely fabulous!!
First off... I would eat that cake. It is my favorite type But one of the first thoughts I had, there is this pottery maker in North Georgia who makes jugs with ugly faces on them, it looks just like that but yours is on a cake. I wish I could remember the artists name but my mom has a few pieces!
The scream I scrumpt in the second picture 😭😂
God please I need this cake haha I want to present it like you did in the video. This is so good
🎵 "Then I saw her face!"
I thought you were talking about two different cakes, you made a Prof Quirrell cake
The knife through the top of the cake in the last pic is the chef’s kiss. 🧑🍳
That looks delicious but it also might terrify me if I was looking for a snack at night! I don’t think I could eat anything that looked at me like that 😂
Imagine opening that fridge at night, and no one told you that they put the cake in there.
“Omg, it’s so cute and beautiful🥰! OP is such a perfectionist🙄! Idk how anyone could call this-“💀
I would absolutely pay to have this cake
Not only is this case disturbing, it also needs chapstick. Why’d you make a cake with dry ass lips?!?! 😫
😂😂😂😂
I was going to say how is this cake ugly until I went through the other pictures 😂
Oh this is absolutely brilliant . Would pay good money to gift this as a wedding cake!!!!
This made me laugh so much. I love your sense of humour!
Please show us how you did this - I’m obsessed with this.
This is amazing and made my morning. It also looks insanely delicious, beautiful crumb on that!
Kiiiillllll meeeeee!
This belongs om r/atbge
That cake is daring someone to eat it
The fridge! My pregnant ass would be so happy to see that face in the fridge. ❤️
This is going to be a meme I see in 10 years. And I can say I saw it right here, from the person who created the cake.
Oh sweet lord
Actual JUMPSCARE.
ATBGE is all I see
Your cake needs some chapstick lmao
I absolutely love this cake! My grandsons would too!!
"i'M aMandA. i'M SIX."
I just had a bad medical event and this is the first time I’ve laughed in days. I wasn’t even expecting to laugh it just happened. Thank you so much for that.
Anya Taylor-Joy lookn ass
Dont forget that it’s vegan! Which is amazing since you have to learn entire new ingredients
I was not ready for the second Pic 🤣💀
I’m not sure if anyone said this but just a bit of chapstick and eyebrows and she’ll look gorgeous💅🥰
r/atbge
Saw the first picture and was like "cus the cake pops?", then saw the second picture and couldn't stop laughing! Love it😂
my partner said it should be illegal to have so much talent and use it for such evil
The fridge pic took me out 🤣🤣 I love this cake
Ugh I'm 6 months pregnant and after seeing the picture of it cut into, I now must have funfetti cake
Cake man, rated r. Starts Friday.
Seeing the third pic, of this crazed monster clearly trying to contain his rage and malice, then my eye immediately catching the words “always jackin” on the fridge… truly just took at least 2 years off my life. I don’t know what I feel in this moment, but I can assure you I have never felt it before. Bravo OP, I’ve hurt myself in my confusion
Is there a sub for stuff like this? Nothing makes me happier more consistently.
Zero ugly, op. Not even a lil.
This is pure magic. My daughter would fucking KILL for this cake. You should definitely open a shop and make all kinds of madness for sweet, sweet mastication.
u/FlyingDutchman2004 You have to see this too
Pencilface. If you know, YOU KNOW 🤣
Thank you for this. Truly, truly thank you.
Why do I see Mrs. Puff
INCREDIBLE. & I love the vegan mayo and butter.
I would like to hire you
Hahahaha this made my day I love it So ugly and so funny 🤣
You should feel proud and well ashamed.
“Who are you talking to sweetie?” “Amanda” “I’m Amanda, I’m 6”
We need more people like you making cakes
The fridge picture made me cackle 😭😭
Omg, it was super cute till the 2nd pic 🤣 Still really good tho!
I don’t know exactly what I was expecting but it sure as hell was not that
First pic, I loved it. Second pic, I realized that my whole life, I have had a giant hole inside of me that could only be filled by this cake. This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.
Thanks for making me laugh! You did an excellent job.
and thats when billy was sent to the state sanatorium because he swore up and down the food was alive and burnt down the house
I was like “girl what- WHAT TF IS THAT!- oh the ugly” 😭💀
The jumpscare from pic 1 to pic 2 🤣
Omf I was like wow, and then I looked at the other pic and was flabbergasted. LOVE IT
I’m both amazed at your talent, and scared of your cake once I saw its “face.”
Glorious
The way I jumped at the second pic and then immediately lost it when I saw the 3rd pic 😂
Constipated birthday cake, I’d buy it
Gorgeous but r/oddlyterrifyjng!
This is the greatest human creation to have graced the internet
It’s the fact his lips look dry
Oh my goodness!! Are you pranking your family?! 😆
The perfect thing to put into a work fridge that someone keeps stealing from.
That’s horrific. I love it.
My 6 year-old daughter would love this cake 🤣
For some reason I fucks with it 😂 😊
what are the teeth made out of 😭?
AY AY I DID NOT EXPECT THAT. I would be so freaked out if I saw that in my fridge. Excellent work!!!!
Buy an CPR machine, you may need it.
its the cracked lips for me💀
I love it, but I hate it. Thank you.
I love that, but what is it? I know it's not a mimic since mimics tend to have sharper teeth, I think!
I was like what do you mean ugliest? Thats the — and i turned the page and boom the cutest cake ever
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day 🤣 it’s so ugly it’s kind of cute
I want this for my birthday
I was thinking “Why do they think it’s ugly this is so nice!!” And then I saw it 😅
i’m a little obsessed with this
I can imagine opening the fridge at 3am only to find an eye inside a cake staring at me.
this is so i unsettling. who asked for this??!
Wdym by uglies- oh.
It looks delish. Though I'd have to try a piece or 2 or 3 to be sure.
**THAT CAKE NEEDS MORE CHAPSTICK THAN ME.**
I don’t love that it spun without warning in one of the slides 😭
I'm having a tough time right now and this made me CACKLE. Thank you OP, I love it and hope that it is appreciated by all who gaze upon it
girl i JUMPED 😭
I got a cramp from laughing so hard at the second picture. This is the only way from now on I’ll accept a cake 😂
The cake is me when I try to smile.
This… is so cursed. I love it. How do I get my target demographic to be people that want cakes like this 👁️👄👁️