Man has Killer Cock AND Bone.
And may you never forget:
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Why do I think of this book Am I stupid?
So I read both of them, captain underpants and dogman, I can say captain underpants is better then dogman (don't ask why did I even read them, I just was way too bored)
While I do very much like the -Man games, man had overall better games. Plus technically speaking -Man Miles Morales is more akin to Man Origins in that it is a spin-off title rather than a main trilogy entry, so there's still another game to come from that
no, i’m tired of origins being treated as an outcast when it is amazing and in my opinion, only comes second to city. it’s a main series game and it’s just as amazing as the rest.
Man would lose here because -Man has radioactive jizz. But -Man would be the overall loser because he loses another love interest in the form of Man just like Sten Gwacy or more accurately Rain Michael Jackson.
I gotta go with man, as Bone appears in 3 games while in the other series Nom only appears in one. So I choose the green pill
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In all seriousness, Arkham. The first Spider-Man was great, Miles was pretty good. But two doubled down on basically all my complaints from the first one, had a bad story, and was somehow even more rushed. The lack of side villains alone makes the Spider-Man games inferior
City, Origins, and Knight have lots of optional side villains with quest lines and boss fights.
Spider-Man had, Taskmaster, Tombstone and Screwball and you don't even get any kind of confrontation with Screwball till the DLC, and Black Cat missions that were just DLC advertisements
Miles has a zoom call with Kingpin
2 has Celtus but he isn't shown bonding with Carnage since they're setting up a potential Venom game, an underwhelming Mysterio fight, Wraith which was dumb because she's just an unpowered cop with maybe a year of extra training going toe to toe with Peter, and a walkthrough of Chameleon's apartment. While killing off a bunch of villains who could have come back
I've said it before I'll say it again, any game with Man in it is a fucking mess holy shit what the fuck am I even playing? My favorite is definitely ManArk HamKnight, HamKnight is just too good. Not enough piss though.
-Man was the best experiences I’ve had with any superhero game ever, -Man Miles Morales was mainly a tech demo and it holds no candle to Man Ham City, and I haven’t played -Man 2, so Man Arkham Knight wins by default
The only -man game here that is better than man is -man 1 over ham aslume, and that's by a slim margin.
Bold to even consider -man: miles morales a full game when it's really not
Gonna answer this semi-seriously.
Man. These games were consistently good. Every one of those games is the best at something within the franchise, whether it be best story, environment, gameplay mechanics, or what have you, each excels in it's own right, even Man Ham Origins although it's not in this list. Man Night is my favorite. I know the number one complaint for that game was the Manmobile but I personally loved it, I love how many creative and different ways it was utilized throughout the game. I love how the side missions and bonus stories had just as much depth and were just as memorable as the main story itself. I thought it wrapped up the franchise as a whole perfectly. I have been sitting here trying to think of a genuine complaint about the game for the sake of being as objective as possible, and maybe it's just because I haven't played in a little while but I cannot think of one. I love all of the attention to detail thrown into that game, even the Diddler puzzles and riddles are a load of fun (except for a very select few that stick out in my mind, although I don't know if they were objectively horrible or I just need to git gud). I can't even say that the combat was all too repetitive because of how expansive the upgrade system was, keeping it fresh as a result. I guess you could argue that the upgrades and equipment weren't as crucial in Man as they were in -Man so you could keep it simple and pretty much resort to button mashing if you wanted to, but I really liked trying out my new Man moves and finding creative ways to utilize my Man gadgets in combat.
-Man does a lot of things beautifully and it does some things better than any game in the genre of superhero games, Man included, but the trilogy is far from perfect. Although how much the quality declines per installment in the franchise depending on who you ask, it objectively does, with -Man being short enough to be a DLC and -Man 2 having very inconsistent writing and story telling elements, along with some flat-out uninteresting main story missions in my opinion. Even the original -Man which is practically a masterpiece even has several flaws. Again, those flaws are primarily in the writing, but the side missions themselves were pretty inconsistent, ranging from decent to just bad (fuck Fuckballs which is what I will call her for the sake of this comment) (she's from the DLC tho so I will also say I hated the first couple of missions of the "go off a photograph to find missing persons" missions were stupid. The concept of somebody developing a software that all it does is pull somebody's most recent Instagram post makes no fucking sense to me, you could literally just do that as a person.) All of that being said, the combat was just as much fun in -Man as it was Man. You had to utilize certain combos in gadgets to defeat the varying types of enemies efficiently if at all, keeping you on your toes at all times in combat without being overbearing. (Except for whip-guy FUCK THAT GUY!!!!!!!) Also, web swinging, lunging and dropping from buildings is some of the most fun I've had moving from point a to point b in a video game since Man himself. The -Man games play very fluid, and it's kind of difficult switching back to Man after playing -Man in terms of getting used to the controls that were once committed to muscle memory. And I hate to say it, but Man almost feels clunky compared to -Man
All that being said, and the TLDR: Man clears for being amazing in all aspects and wins in my eyes, while -Man is top-dog in some ways but due to quite a few short-comings is far from the perfect super-hero game franchise in comparison to Man.
The (spider) man games would just be Peter and miles excelling at life because they don’t have super hero lives to distract them from their full potential as scientists
Man.
Why not -man?
No Jonkler
https://preview.redd.it/u9osn0knke9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ae9723f20ed180379999f56e04430b88f63681a \-man has doc cock
my favorite character mike ock
Honestly, I prefer Mike Litoris
I prefer Mike Hunt.
Ah, yes. Mike Litoris... it's so sad he lost his pen (now he can't ink)
Man has Killer Cock AND Bone. And may you never forget: https://preview.redd.it/uc5wmjnrxf9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43522cfe743700796a32bdc6293a70e2d168eec0
https://preview.redd.it/snsdp6ks3g9d1.png?width=1079&format=png&auto=webp&s=998ed182f70a6d381d371a0472c59e0243d083b1 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
https://preview.redd.it/0ib4g48jih9d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9216ec6f0006563462d2e34ad48f8316d9d027df
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWB
https://preview.redd.it/w6vy8paknh9d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2456fcebc95a86901df9fb6893d3d4f4de69ddbe \-man has 19 inches
No, that’s Venn diagram
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But man has dick tho
-man had weed gobbler
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Finally, man-man
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No the Park of ManMan
"Isnt man-man just Man?" - Sheldon Cooper
Man better
Man…. Minus man.
I'll take Killer Cock over Jizard anyday
Idk I’m impartial to man but I also like the man series, hard to name a winner here beyond men in general
Man Arkham Asylum? THE FUCK IS THAT
My thoughts exactly is op stupid?
Yes
My fucking god...my inside reading voice said aslume
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I think he meant man ham y um
It’s Man Ham Aslume. Are you stupid?
Yes
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LMAO, OP misspelled Alsume. We should all start calling it Asylum from now on, this could become the biggest joke on this sub ever.
Maybe start calling man Jonkler Jonker, or Joker or something dumb🫣
Next outlast game's title be wildin'
https://preview.redd.it/whaxz78y8e9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7547b966fec40fa3d2e6091d6565ca412c976f62 Dog-Man
Is he canine?
He's a menace! (But also a good boy)
Is he stupid
Stuoid?
https://preview.redd.it/2ru11ujmef9d1.jpeg?width=183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59b1213d2d563d03ea6a2bf1b44c87a733c0ba91 Why do I think of this book Am I stupid?
/unaslume Fellow captain underpants enjoyer
So I read both of them, captain underpants and dogman, I can say captain underpants is better then dogman (don't ask why did I even read them, I just was way too bored)
what the fuck is that how did he get those scars??!1
Dog[removed]
Glad they didn’t release it - box art looks kinda ruff
While I do very much like the -Man games, man had overall better games. Plus technically speaking -Man Miles Morales is more akin to Man Origins in that it is a spin-off title rather than a main trilogy entry, so there's still another game to come from that
So much to do in man 2!!! https://preview.redd.it/nyj7z0sj5f9d1.jpeg?width=1364&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ecc8a8e261321dc2ac60435d64f12f9b64a28fc
That’s -Man 2. Why did you say Man 2? Are you stupid?
2 Man 2 Aslume
Man orgy*
Man Ham Oranges*
And Man Origins is better than Man Miles Morales
Yea because Man Morales didn’t have Jobbknler
no, i’m tired of origins being treated as an outcast when it is amazing and in my opinion, only comes second to city. it’s a main series game and it’s just as amazing as the rest.
I think they should just have Say Gex. -Man is the bottom, Man is the top.
But -Man has the organic webs. Explosive gel can't even compare
Man would lose here because -Man has radioactive jizz. But -Man would be the overall loser because he loses another love interest in the form of Man just like Sten Gwacy or more accurately Rain Michael Jackson.
But have you seen -Man’s ass.
I second this
what the fuck is arkham asylum i only know aslume
Idk, one has officer balls, but the other has 19 inches of Vietnam
Isn’t it man ham? I’ve never heard of Arkham before
i prefer -Man 2 over Man Arkham Knight, but in every other comparison i prefer the Man games.
Manmobile gameplay> mj gameplay
Yes tank is funner than person
Fellow Man 2 enjoyer o7 https://preview.redd.it/0jazdodm5f9d1.jpeg?width=1333&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98a9edc6006f31dbd9f4a6381a7b1d9b60255007
I’d say it’s unfair to compare them as -man isn’t done telling its story yet
Whoever doesn't pick man has bad videogame taste
I gotta go with man, as Bone appears in 3 games while in the other series Nom only appears in one. So I choose the green pill https://preview.redd.it/fwet6ej9fe9d1.jpeg?width=2800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfa970e154478f07014d5d7f27c9f001d4abcb57
/unaslume Who is Nom?
I’m guessing Venom https://preview.redd.it/hukzsav0ef9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bb1e50011066ea0c36e692bf3f1eeb7e6d5be79
All 19 inches?
r/usernamechecksout
I like the -Man games more because I grew up on ham. Also like what they did with doc cock in the first game, and black sperm in the second
Man >>>> Man
Man had the better games
Arkman
man easily
Why does man have a cloud above his head, is he an angel?
Take both, we need a Baman Piderman game
Why not both?
Arkham games all the way except for knight
It’s not like this sub would have a bias or anything.
What about the maN series? https://preview.redd.it/5aqv0eaeqe9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d9c49862f1042fb17a3e8fe0cbe9a7ee657b41a
https://preview.redd.it/zur54ldezg9d1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2f67eae872327e8fc4b0ae231d01ea337c334c7 This one is superior
Underrated comment 🤣
Personally arkham just hit better with a story, characters, etc. Spiderman was good but not that good
It's not Asylum it's Aslume are you stupid?
Man has far better games than -Man
What are those rip off Man games? Everyone knows - Man: Man Ham Orange - Man: Man Ham Aslume - Man: Man Ham City - Man: Man Ham Night
In all seriousness, Arkham. The first Spider-Man was great, Miles was pretty good. But two doubled down on basically all my complaints from the first one, had a bad story, and was somehow even more rushed. The lack of side villains alone makes the Spider-Man games inferior City, Origins, and Knight have lots of optional side villains with quest lines and boss fights. Spider-Man had, Taskmaster, Tombstone and Screwball and you don't even get any kind of confrontation with Screwball till the DLC, and Black Cat missions that were just DLC advertisements Miles has a zoom call with Kingpin 2 has Celtus but he isn't shown bonding with Carnage since they're setting up a potential Venom game, an underwhelming Mysterio fight, Wraith which was dumb because she's just an unpowered cop with maybe a year of extra training going toe to toe with Peter, and a walkthrough of Chameleon's apartment. While killing off a bunch of villains who could have come back
Idc -Man games are 1000x better
Man had the jonkler and killer cock I mean if you pick -man morales or -man you’re just stoopid
Always bet on Man
Officer balls
Man >>> Man
I've said it before I'll say it again, any game with Man in it is a fucking mess holy shit what the fuck am I even playing? My favorite is definitely ManArk HamKnight, HamKnight is just too good. Not enough piss though.
Man Ham city solos all of Spider-Man’s catalog
Lmao Man copied Man it’s so obvious
Man definitely had better games
Both man.
Definitely man
-Man was the best experiences I’ve had with any superhero game ever, -Man Miles Morales was mainly a tech demo and it holds no candle to Man Ham City, and I haven’t played -Man 2, so Man Arkham Knight wins by default
I think man ham kite is the best here
https://preview.redd.it/6qsl13wehe9d1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb28319998b469337bd8a57135874fe401b84047 M A N
Where the FUCK is Man Ham Oranges??
Man.
Definitely man.
not even a competition
There’s no ham in red
Only one man
i prefer sharter man
Grew up playing the man games, so Man
Man
Blue. Man. Jeankler. 🥖
How come you coloured out the chest on the -mans but not on man? Edit: I now see man’s edit, am I stupid?
Man. -Man was okay, but Man is better anyway. (I’ve never played either)
Man Arcum
-Man
Man ham was better than -man but both are great,ven kinda ruined the last game of -man while i think freakybird was pretty cool in man ham knight
Man -Man = No Man
Blueman
Man ham city was pretty fire
The only -man game here that is better than man is -man 1 over ham aslume, and that's by a slim margin. Bold to even consider -man: miles morales a full game when it's really not
Personally, I enjoyed -Man 2 the most. The Man games aren't bad, I just never got into them
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Man much cooler
Gonna answer this semi-seriously. Man. These games were consistently good. Every one of those games is the best at something within the franchise, whether it be best story, environment, gameplay mechanics, or what have you, each excels in it's own right, even Man Ham Origins although it's not in this list. Man Night is my favorite. I know the number one complaint for that game was the Manmobile but I personally loved it, I love how many creative and different ways it was utilized throughout the game. I love how the side missions and bonus stories had just as much depth and were just as memorable as the main story itself. I thought it wrapped up the franchise as a whole perfectly. I have been sitting here trying to think of a genuine complaint about the game for the sake of being as objective as possible, and maybe it's just because I haven't played in a little while but I cannot think of one. I love all of the attention to detail thrown into that game, even the Diddler puzzles and riddles are a load of fun (except for a very select few that stick out in my mind, although I don't know if they were objectively horrible or I just need to git gud). I can't even say that the combat was all too repetitive because of how expansive the upgrade system was, keeping it fresh as a result. I guess you could argue that the upgrades and equipment weren't as crucial in Man as they were in -Man so you could keep it simple and pretty much resort to button mashing if you wanted to, but I really liked trying out my new Man moves and finding creative ways to utilize my Man gadgets in combat. -Man does a lot of things beautifully and it does some things better than any game in the genre of superhero games, Man included, but the trilogy is far from perfect. Although how much the quality declines per installment in the franchise depending on who you ask, it objectively does, with -Man being short enough to be a DLC and -Man 2 having very inconsistent writing and story telling elements, along with some flat-out uninteresting main story missions in my opinion. Even the original -Man which is practically a masterpiece even has several flaws. Again, those flaws are primarily in the writing, but the side missions themselves were pretty inconsistent, ranging from decent to just bad (fuck Fuckballs which is what I will call her for the sake of this comment) (she's from the DLC tho so I will also say I hated the first couple of missions of the "go off a photograph to find missing persons" missions were stupid. The concept of somebody developing a software that all it does is pull somebody's most recent Instagram post makes no fucking sense to me, you could literally just do that as a person.) All of that being said, the combat was just as much fun in -Man as it was Man. You had to utilize certain combos in gadgets to defeat the varying types of enemies efficiently if at all, keeping you on your toes at all times in combat without being overbearing. (Except for whip-guy FUCK THAT GUY!!!!!!!) Also, web swinging, lunging and dropping from buildings is some of the most fun I've had moving from point a to point b in a video game since Man himself. The -Man games play very fluid, and it's kind of difficult switching back to Man after playing -Man in terms of getting used to the controls that were once committed to muscle memory. And I hate to say it, but Man almost feels clunky compared to -Man All that being said, and the TLDR: Man clears for being amazing in all aspects and wins in my eyes, while -Man is top-dog in some ways but due to quite a few short-comings is far from the perfect super-hero game franchise in comparison to Man.
https://preview.redd.it/4c516pvvwe9d1.png?width=761&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef46103a562336736da4773d8f06119d0b0a6990 Both
\-Man https://preview.redd.it/xpe83thxwe9d1.png?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46b184fd04c8339ebb6535c51a3c7d2d756d2414
Why’d you put asylum are you stupid?
female
I only played man so i have to chose man
I have to say man ham
Kevin Conroy, Mark Hamill. That's all I have to say about thaT.
-man
Are they stupid?
I’ll have to go with man
I liked -Man better than Man Arkham Asylum but Man Arkham City and Arkham Knight I like more than -Man Miles Morales and -Man 2.
Rocksteady Arkham all the way!!
Man 2 was a personal fave https://preview.redd.it/0fb0qmeh5f9d1.jpeg?width=1333&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f11c5b23e073ae561962c00667dfbc53c71afbd1
The (spider) man games would just be Peter and miles excelling at life because they don’t have super hero lives to distract them from their full potential as scientists
Man ham is far superior there are lore reasons like the man villians are far more menacing and Joe Ker and Man's gay tension is too good
Would -Man 2 come out on PC
I love the Man-Trix trilogy
Red man and black man
I'm not into this joke of Batman and Man, but talking seriously, i prefer the Rocksteady Arkham games(without include SSKTJL)
Man ham fr
https://preview.redd.it/7sr6jk0i8f9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0484621d06dd6761500bc8f2526c60f3225e67eb What if I eat both am I stupid
https://preview.redd.it/gd2rnitr8f9d1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e97c70dc9631521d03a2d010a050c0d82679602 What if I eat both am I stupid
Him
The Man Ark Ham series really makes you feel like Man. -Man felt too much like a - simulator.
What reddit is man in?
I’d say -Man, but Man Ham City had that Jonkler sloppy toppy scene and I think that takes the cake
-Man is k but Man led the way, he’s the og, and I think being the genre definer and paving the path is harder so imma say man
As a trilogy have to say Batman. Spider-Man 2 and Miles Morales was just ok for me. No where near as epic as first Spider-Man game
Man.
We need a spiderbat without the man
Man for sure. -man was doing well for a while but fell off
Bit controversial but I'd say Man, by a landslide
Ohhh this is a really tough decision but i think I’m gonna have to go with man
Arkham series is absolutely amazing.
There really do be 2 man
Pal, the Man spinoff
MAN has way better games
Spidey. Ez
Now this is the true war, not that batsoup vs man shit
Why does it say -man 2? Everyone knows it’s called “-men”.
Why are you doing this? 🫨😣
Batman
Man was way better that -man. Man ran so -man could crawl
⬛man
I hate this so much
Man the Game, have you even seen Man the Game 3? And Man the Game 4’s ending had me in tears
Average Mann Co. Red vs. Blu conflict
-man
![gif](giphy|3oFzlYoSIItdny0EdW|downsized) Redman
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Spider man by a mile, and that is even more impressive considering the arkham series is fantastic
They fucking spelled Aslume wrong. Fucking idiots
arkham all the way!
Can't beat Man Ham Ight
Man came put first and kind of inspired man, so it's definitely man.
Man.
Manham coty
Imma be honest I've never played the man games but the -man games are all pretty solid
Black pill
Obviously Spidat-Man