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SPD_Emergency3

“i feel like a FUCKING celebrity in this town”


Jotaronetta

I literally say that irl


ConversationFlashy15

Does a train drop in front of you everytime you say it 😭🤣?


Mary-Sylvia

I do say that to myself when someone I haven't seen in 6 years recognizes me in the street XD


awesomekid350

I say this at my job all the time 😂😂😂


Ratwrangler13

"If you need to learn how to talk to a lady; ask your mum." 👏👏👏


Kettle_Drum

I love just saying this to myself. Idk why. It’s addicting.


CuteButDeadly8124

I say this always too!


Waruigo

"Do you have any idea what prolonged walking in this salty air will do to my hair?"


Mikudayo1

“As long as there’s music, I’ll keep on dancing 👅” “I should’ve been a pole dancer” “it’s a celebration bitches” “PDEEEEEE BARRRRRRMAAAAAA” “it seems I’m unfashionably late, but I’m ready to give you everything you want 🥵” “ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT” “women of our caliber don’t need invitations, darling. Right?” I could literally go on for ages lol


Nocturnalis_

That’s so me


Latter_Ad8409

My autistic stimming has basically become just randomly saying Cereza's quotes, or forcing/fitting them into conversations.


Devilsheir

'as long as there is music, i'll keep on dancing'


LittleBoo1204

“AVAVAGO!” “No woman wants to hand anything to a man that chases after little boys!” “As long as there’s music, I’ll keep on dancing!” “I’ve got a fever and the only cure is more…dead…angels!” “If you need to learn how to talk to a lady, ask your mum” “That bridge in these heels?!” “Do I look like a ma’am to you?!” “This is why I never buy anything on sale” “I can’t help it if I like the little outfits.” “Mmmmnuhhhh” - Pure Platinum moan lol “Flock Off, feather face!” “Like my new haircut?” “I should’ve been a poll dancer” “Now, why don’t you sit for mommehhhhh!” “You didn’t cry while I was gone, did you?” “THE….END!” “Time to tango!” “DON’T FUCK WITH A WITCH!” Honorable mention: Talking at length in a (badly done) Bayonetta impression to my boyfriend, pretty much every day at a certain point. Also referring to our dog and addressing him as “Little One”. 😅🙈 I could go on and on! All 3 games have their moments! Bayonetta is just such an amazing character!


IcedKoffeeez

I feel this, I’ll basically scare my roommate sometimes because I swear I could recite everything she says in all 1 and 2, not 3 though.


LittleBoo1204

SAME! I know it drives my boyfriend insane! 😂


Activity-Inner

Oh word?? When does she say "I should have been a poll dancer" ?


LittleBoo1204

She says that if you get Platinum on a chapter in Bayonetta 1


Activity-Inner

Just goes to show how criminally awful I am at the game LOL


LittleBoo1204

Hahah we all are at one time or another lmao it’s not exclusive to you, don’t worry! I can get pure platinum here and there, but I don’t know how people even get close to running it the whole game. My very first play, I absolutely got stone across the board


Latter_Ad8409

When does she say "No woman wants to hand anything to a man that chases after little boys!"? I thought it was in the cutscene where she first meets Balder at night. I thought she said "No lady would..."


LittleBoo1204

You’re probably right! I was thinking them up on the fly and I’m sure I was off on some of the other ones too. But yes, I do think it is “No lady would…” or something along those lines.


Latter_Ad8409

One I remembered wrong was "the kind of witches you don't fuck with" which she says on the jet Jeanne is flying. I thought it was "We're witches you don't want to fuck with" 😏


LittleBoo1204

Fair enough! It’s still has the same sentiment 😂 I do prefer to get them right though too haha


Latter_Ad8409

On a competitive game right before getting a big win, I said "You look tired. Let me tuck you in!" And made my friends laugh their heads off 😅 So many versatile quotes. Somebody commented on my clothes and I said "I can't help it if I like the little outfits!" I'm waiting for somebody to fly me in a plane in a video game so I can say "I didn't know the in-flight service was exclusive to fat Italians"


LittleBoo1204

So many daily use nuggets for sure 😂 me and my boyfriend constantly use “I can’t help it if I like the little outfits” and we go around the house almost constantly screeching “AVAVAGO!” throughout the day


FaithlessnessNo1432

DONT FUCK WITH A WITCH.


_o11ie_

https://preview.redd.it/1ia4rn141m7b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e03b52afd3efe49ca103b4c503c062277eef79c This line just goes so hard


Infamous-Ad-2921

"I'LL CRUSH YOU!!!" 😡🤬😡 "YOU MOTHERFUCKER!".


Controloak

“Let’s dance boys!”


Cold-Ad3536

“Before I bust a cap n yo ass”


FlowerchildOfTheWest

“You’re absolutely *delusional!*” “I feel like a *fucking* celebrity in this town!” “Much curious, isn’t it?” “As long as there’s music, I’ll keep on dancing! 👅” (Not me referring to kids individually as ‘Little One.’) Honorable mention: “I have a fever…and the only cure is *more, dead, angels!*” 💃✨


WanderingNomadWizard

Counterpoint: " I have a fever...and the only cure is more, dead, angels!" is literally the WORST line in all of Bayonetta.


[deleted]

What? You're absolutely delusional, it's one of the best, only behind "if you need to learn how to talk to a lady, ask your mom".


Jolly-Wolf2717

Four Thousand. U S Dollars


Alternative_Ease2673

I cackled- thank you 🤣🤣🤣


IcedKoffeeez

I constantly do her little “Oh!” With her fight from joy


IcedKoffeeez

And I love “You’re making it easy” from smash


KangarooScrotox

The spot dodge “dreadful” scratches my brain


werew0lfsushi

Ngl i thought someone else was voicing her in smash she sounded so different to me


IcedKoffeeez

I find she has a more dramatic British accent in smash, very sultry


ConversationFlashy15

See, everytime I think of joy, I go… “I just stuck a nuke up my p—-“


[deleted]

Shadow wizard money gang


eirinite

OMG YESSSS. That little "ooh" has been rent free in my head for about a decade, baby


LittleBoo1204

YESSSSS!


[deleted]

It's the "oh!" from the cutscene at the end of 1 when Luka gives her a lollipop for me. It randomly pops up in my head sometimes lmao.


Dmnata

DO O IA BAYONETTA


ViniestCoast622

>When I'm driving by myself. "TIME TO GO VROOM!"


FreshStar2142

Not exactly a phrase or a quote, but I do the "I feel like a fucking celebrity in this town" pose whenever I enter a room.


WanderingNomadWizard

Never stop.


[deleted]

We'd make a good team you and I. My friends have made me notice that my walk is suspiciously similar to Bayo's.


ongolly_

“Haven’t you figured it out yet? There’s no quarter for you in this world.” “Mmmm! Engine still purrrs nicely.” “Yours is a face only a mother could love, and one I could never forget.” “You know, you’re not nearly so ugly when you’re screaming.” “Well now, I’ll hazard a guess this isn’t your home. So what on Earth are you doing here?” “Oh what a lovely tea party… and dancing, too! Cereza, my dear, watch and learn!” “Come now, Cheshire. Look at me! Do I look like I have any interest in children? Now making them, well that’s another story…” “Whoa, whoa! You're getting the wrong idea! ...I mean it might be the right idea... but not right now right, right?” “Bugger! And I didn’t make any time for pillow talk!” “Oh… I’m… looking……” “If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were the most persistent stalker I’ve met yet!” “Good thing the three of us girls enjoy a good catfight!” “I don’t know what you did to piss her off, but whatever it was… nice.” “What do you need? A wake-up kiss or something?” “You want to touch me?” “I’ve got a fever, and the only cure is more dead angels!” “Dreadful!” “So close!” “Don’t make me beg!” “It’s a celebration, bitches!” “When you love something, never lose it. Understand, little one? You must keep it safe, close to your heart.”


ongolly_

or in other words, everything she says


mmmyesslol

What're you boys doing in here??? Come on (;


ConversationFlashy15

*pops hip*


thxrynore

'heaven and hell can tear each other to pieces for all i care; i've got my own problems to worry about'


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kiba87637

Anarchy reigns wasn't a fever dream?


Will33iam

The cock remains hard.


Ratwrangler13

So that's were the shadow comes from? 🤔


Gemiknight4344

"As long as there's music, I'll keep on dancing" has, for some reason, become my workplace mantra.


Kookiec4T

AVOCADO!!


Lunamphiptere

Variations of “If I needed a [biographer], [you] wouldn't be my first choice.” (Replace brackets as needed to fit the situation) “I feel like a fucking celebrity…” “It’s a celebration, bitches.” “Sanity is a requirement for our kind.”


1specified

All of them, because I have Tourette's.


ConversationFlashy15

![gif](giphy|1r91ZwKcE2J7WhUqrh) plsssssss……but same 👀


Juliocfj29

"I've got a fever, and the only cure is more dead angels"


Expensive-Bluejay-35

As the americas say, "bust a cap in yo ass"


The_Famed_Bitch

Literally most of the battle quotes and chants + some dialogues. Funny thing is they never fit the moment, I just find quoting them funny and hype, as if I'm singing a song or something to lift my mood 😂


benbuscus1995

I don’t really say anything but I do send a gif of Bayonetta firing Love Is Blue in a heart formation to people somewhat often. And there was this one time my friend was getting all philosophical so I said “Why the sudden interest in metaphysics?”


knitguyyy

Tomorrow is mine


Gamechallenger12

"If you get in my way, I will... How do the Americans put it? Oh yes... Bust a cap in yo' ass."


Dark_Shade991

"Your face is a face that only a mother could love." "If I am going to waste time, I'd rather do it in a nice hot bath" "VIA! VICK SLACE!" "SHALFI BALZONG!" (Jeanne vcline) "THE SHADOWS REMAIN CUFF!!" "SMASH IT👠😡"


TurtlesAndMustard

“Let’s rock baby.”


moonlightplatinum

I lovedd how she said this line and then the scary Iusitia music plays right after


anth096

Yours is a face only a mother could love. Miss me baby.. Oooooh you want to play with Bayonetta! The only rust on me is from the lack of any real challenge


[deleted]

“That bridge? In these heels?” & “There will be plenty of time for pillow talk later.”


DirtyDan413

I'll say Rodin's "beautiful" in the deepest voice I can manage all the time. I also say "you've been naughty" from when you get a platinum metal


MixPuzzleheaded4991

Beautiful! 😎✊🏾


divertosito_6x11

"Let's dance, boys!"


Coconut_Penelope

This is from smash bros but I feel like it counts. “If you need to learn how to talk to a lady, ask your mum.”


somatic_unyu

'It seems I'm unfashionably late'


Ravenshadow22

“I feel like a fucking celebrity in this town”, “As long as there’s music I’ll keep on dancing~”, “If you need to learn how to talk to a lady. Ask your mum~”, “How do the Americans put it? Oh yes Bust a cap in yo ass.”


clawsofkane

“No quarrel? You’re in no position to decide that.” “TELOCH VOVIM” “ESS TA SAHH” “Yours is a face only a mother could love, and one I could never forget.”


CuteButDeadly8124

"Just give me my order before I lose my cool" the way she said that is funny to me idk why XD "Do you think I have any interest in having children? Now making them... Well, that's another story" I love the dommy mommy voice, I like saying it that way too "What's with the sudden interest in metaphysics" the ways she said that is so posh haha Edit: oh also "daddy... DADDY!!!"


LeviGX

rosa's "WONDERFUL" i also do the VRELP LONSHIN chant a lot


CustmomInky

"Come now - Do I look like I have interest in children? Now, making them? That's another story." "Engine still purrs nicely." "I suppose one of them is an adult, so they should be okay." "You know, I'm very fond of stuffed animals." "You're certainly not dressed in your Sunday best." "Cereza or Bayonetta - Take your pick." - Though I use my own names when introducing myself. "You're absolutely delusional." "Now it's time to be naughty." "I'm not one for pets who don't listen to their masters!" "You seem to have skipped school the day they taught basic negotiation skills." "Learn to talk to a lady."


loner_dragoon3

"I've got a fever, and the only cure is more dead angels." "I feel like a fucking celebrity in this town." "Let's dance, boys!" "Nothing can contain me!" "Welcome to my fantasy zone." "It's a celebration bitches!" "Do o ia Bayonetta."


lunaspacemoon

"put a cap on yo ass"


Cold-Ad3536

Sameee


TheThirstyGrunt

"Fuck off"


Strawberoo-34

"SUNDENNA!"


Azolz

“I’ve got a fever”


pastaegg

“Teloch vovim!” “KISS THIS” “You need to hone in on your sense of smell my dear. There’s no Rosemary in the perfume. After all, rosemary is a demon repellent.” It has a bit of rosemary in it. In the language of flowers, rosemary equates to remembrance. Suits me now, doesn’t it?” “LET’S DANCE, BOYS!”


Potential-Station178

“TIME TO GO V R O O M 🖕🏻”


SacredWarrior88

Sanity is a requirement for our kind!


WitchOfUnfinished-

“Hoo hah hoo” “almost” “ got you”


Cramo30

"CIAOFI BALZARG", "VRELP LONSHIN", "PRIO LAGNA", "BRISS" and of course my favourite "UnImPrEsSiVe"


thicc__and__tired

“You’re making it easy” My buds and I say that in a dramatic British accent to each other all the time at the gym.


ASnazzyNinja

"What are you boys doing in here? Are you hiding something from me?"


Marteris

There are so many, but “Trust me little one, he’s not my type” and “I try to avoid doing this in my Sunday best”


Rodinxz

"Unbelievable" (Jeanne cuote)


Zurioko

"Miss me, baby?" "Is that all you got?" (I understand alwayy "I'm your only God") "BINGO!" "Rude you... Dead you."


HalfBlindPro

Rodaín saying "beautiful"


PickCollins0330

Does the entire buildup speech of Isla Del Sol’s Jeanne fight count?


Fury20

I say "Pray tell" so many times after bayonetta 2


Guardian-Bravo

Nothing. But my winking game has gone up 500% since playing this game LOL.


mrbl_lucky

her taunt "so close!" and "let's dance, boys!" classics


mikeymikesh

Don’t fuck with a witch.


ArroganTiger

"Could it be you've got a bit of a masochistic streak?" "D'you really think it would be that easy?"


caitlyn_arcane

Jeannes, "You motherfucker" Replays in my head like 100x a day


etherealimages

"Don't fuck with a witch." "I feel like a fucking celebrity in this town."


Active-Walk-9943

Everything she says. I live for this Woman's Personality 😍 (Her story is a mess, and it can be a bit 1 dimensional but still) Love Bayonetta *


madhobbyhorse

“So close” The phrase she said when you activate witch time. It started out when I was playing Bayonetta next to my group of friends and they heard this phrases so many times that they just started using the phrase. Whenever we dodged some red flags and bullets. We all went “ so close”


thelilwoodnymph

it depends what game i’ve been playing lately and chapters i’ve been revisiting the most and also what demon i’ve been summoning the most. lately it’s been Matorb Parm! been using that train lately. if i’m playing 1 or 2 i basically quote the whole game and all the summons lmao they’re all so iconic.


EvelynnExE

No lady would ever hand anything to a man who chases after little boys.


ItsAllSoup

I just look for reasons to shout "Get off" in a British accent


BayoLover

"Ahhh! Aheehee! Mmhmm ~" - Madama Butterfly


_cd42

avocado


Werewolfwrath

"Oh, fuck me!"


pokemonmastergreg

"Welcome to MY fantasy zone! Get ready." "You've been cheating on me, haven't you?" Argedco and pdi barma are my favorite incantations to say


SammiesHammies

"miss me baby" "Nice try!" And sometimes I'll just say the summoning chants


Local-Court2430

Almost


Rajang82

May Jubileus, The Creator, grace you! Also, "You will be the first "**insert name/monster/species**" to die by my hand!" when I play games. There's also, "Good evening "**insert name here**", is this the new recital stage?"


Adorable_Region_5945

Here's a harder question, name a Viola quote you say to yourself.


Main-Assistant7286

"how do the Americans put it? Oh yes, bust a cap in yo ass"


Scp_ghoul13

TIIME TO GO VROOM!


Scp_ghoul13

Time to go vroom!


ethan3907

Ciaofi Balzarg


Kurisugutz

"Miss me baby!?"


Hades1661

Flock off, Feather Face


UmbranSage85

AAADRAAAAMAAAAN!!!!!!


[deleted]

Did those ‘cheats’ to unlock lollipops by holding the colour button akin to what Bayonetta has in cutscenes even ever work or was is all just misinformation??


eirinite

It worked, at least in the PS3 version. You had to do it the second the cutscene started, but it wasn't every cutscene.


[deleted]

Ok I tried on switch and it never worked


DietPocky

Beautiful 😎


Competitive-Age1895

“More new faces I see, then perhaps a bit of fancy dress in in order”


cyberjaba

Don't fuck with a witch


Dhtgifbkgb

This is the beginning of the r/BatmanArkham arc


Dhtgifbkgb

This is the beginning of the r/BatmanArkham arc


StrikingEgg5866

Not a holiday season goes by where I don’t say “It’s not Christmas without caviar!” I also love shouting “Morning!” the way she does at the end of Bayonetta 1 when she jumps out of the casket. I find that entering a room and shouting that in Bayonetta style and maybe even doing the same pose is way more entertaining of a way to greet people at whatever time in morning, even if it’s an obscure reference.


moonlightplatinum

"Im not one for pets who don't listen to their masters" when my cat runs outside


Probably_Snot

“The Shadow remains cast…!”


Shammyprop

Honestly all of Jennifer hales battle lines are so quotable to me. I love telling someone to “DO IT” and or “nows your chance”. “Crunch it up!” “Slow them down” “LETS DANCE… BYE BYE” “IM NOT HOLDING BACK” “RIGHT ON TIME” “DONT TOUCH” “OHHH TOO BAD” “Stickkk around” “nasty frostbites” “BURNN” “BREAK” Idc what anyone said Jennifer ate lol


Alternative_Ease2673

“I should have been a pole dancer”


Mad-Oxy

"Maybe a bit of a pervert though".


Tredamarc

You motherfucker;


[deleted]

"BINGO" "You know, you're not nearly so ugly when you're screaming" "Do you want to TOucH me?" Edit to add. "FABOAM zumvi!" Tox "IOIAD" "Aaaaavavagooo"


Minimum_Poetry8193

"Time to go vroom!" and I turn on my car to do my daily commute


27Elephantballoons

You are cheating on me, aren't you!


sleepyralphiee

"A simple bonsoir, just wait till I get really chatty" and "Don't worry. I know this song by heart"


werew0lfsushi

The way she says “little one” in the first two games, it’s so bittersweet now.


werew0lfsushi

“OX EXTRA CLEAR” for Jeanne


Traditional_Eye_782

"It's no party without caviar." I said it when something should be there is missing, no one knows what I am referencing though.


CreativeRecipe6440

1) "will you dispense with the riddles and tell me what these sodding eyes actually are" 2) "let's rock"


DrDrDrDrProfTaguel

"I don't know what you did to piss her off but whatever it was, NICE"


ENCHANTRESS0

Me-“PDEE BARMA, MALPRG ROR, VREE BLONCHIN” My mom-😧😧


HKSupremeTuna

You wanna touch me?


parmigianas

“Yours is a face only a mother could love, and one I could never forget”


SelectPaymentMethod

The scolopendra summon. TILACK BOWIM


ImPinkyBlue

"I should've been a pole dancer 😍‼️"


ArgusofMedia

I’ve often seen a girl without lipstick… but *lipstick* without a *girl*… most curious isn’t it Cheshire


Brilliant-Run-4403

“DON’T FUCK with a Witch” when I’m doing anything witchcraft-like/witchy and “The kind of witch you DON’T FUCK with”. Every child in my life is addressed as “Little One”. “AVAGO” when I’m doing some spellwork (I do a certain style of spellwork and NO it doesn’t involve dancing) and at people when certain lines are crossed: “ if you need to learn how to a lady, ask your mom”.


Activity-Inner

"TELOCVOVIM ADRAMAN AMMA ORS AVAVAGO!"


JuicedWitches

"Why so glum? Something troubling you?" Or "Even if it means burning every inch of this island to a crisp" I love Jeanne


Kammouille

« AVAVAGO! » « The kind of witches you don’t fuck with » « As long a there’s music, I’ll keep on dancing » 🎶 I will ignite, dancing through the fire around me I’ll never stop 🎶 And sometimes I also casually try to summon Queen Sheba


StTyradan

either ADRAMAN (or ADRAPAN), and if we're talking ALL of bayo, then also TEBIB TELOCHA from CatLD


Odd_Understanding908

"Next time you want to pick me up have a little more under the hood" ✨🔥💜 -Bayonetta Bloody Fate


[deleted]

"Yours is a face only a mother could love", "I'm going to make you suffer in this life AND the next", "I've got a burning desire to send you back to your maker" and "let's dance boys/baby" for me. Oh, and I've actually said "you didn't cry while I was gone, did you?" irl (well, translated in French, but I did).


flerken76x

"Bloody hell" -Bayonetta : Bloody Fate