Pretty funny that they went through all of this trouble and still didn't make a hallway and provide the disfavored-kid a door too... Could have easily pushed the beds back a bit so favored-kid had a little less storage space then added the hallway and a door for disfavored-kid. But hey, the kid already gets no sunlight, should have just kept him in a smaller closet.
But if they did all they they couldn't enshrine the reminder that he is a burden and an afterthought, and he better get into a god damn good college with scholarship because they blew the college fund on his sister
Whole budget went to giving the golden child extra storage. Couldn’t afford another door, Harry Potter’s just going to have to scrounge up a curtain somewhere.
Feels like this setup could be replicated while giving the ground floor bed access to the window.
At least then it wouldn't be one bed receiving all the features, and the top bed's window would aim outside instead of inside.
You could just do roundhouse kicks all round the room to demonstrate how dumb it was to go for the "modern" glass sliders n cabinets everywhere ......probably the kid without access to sunlight that still has to listen to the top bunk creaks n getting peed on who would start off the karate kicks is my guess.... cool idea to split one room into two though.
Just wait until more kids arrive. They are going to take the unloved kid's clothes out of those bottom drawers and that's where child 3 and 4 are going to sleep.
She was trying to give birth to a baby but she messed up and accidentally gave birth to breast milk instead. Same thing happened to my cousin. She was at the hospital and the doctor was like "Push" and she pushed and they said "no not so hard OOOPS the baby is breast milk" then she cried a lot but after she was done crying they all had a glass of it and felt better.
I have a couple friends living in an old furniture factory converted to upscale apartments. The ceilings are super tall, probably over 20ft from the floor. That’s the only use case I can see for this
Ah yes. One child gets a well-lit room with a window and a lot of space while the other gets a walk-through room for the other child, little to no sunlight and less space overall.
For real. If they're able to build all of these walls and windows, why not just split the room in half vertically? No need for this odd bunkbed/capsule hotel setup.
When I gave birth to my twin boys no problem but when I gave birth to breast milk big problem last a long time but with much consideration in room design its now much better.
The only part? Half the things that were said were said in really weird ways. And with the children casually destroying giant furniture and walking through walls, I thought this whole video was a joke.
I kinda got that when he said "my son qinghua university peking university whatever". But even with the awkward translation this video is still way too chaotic
A lot of videos throw obvious mispronunciations, misspelings, random or obviously incorrect things in their videos so people bring it up or correct it in the comments so the algorythm sees there's more people leaving comments. It's wild. For some reason I see it a lot in youtube shorts when people say "Mr kist/ feast/ list" instead of mr beast so his fans leave comments correcting the video creator.
As an asian, I can give some insight on this. These videos are usually from some chinese architectural page. So, first of all, it's just to show off their home design skill. Second of all, if the real estate situation in china is any way like in my country, it is very very costly to buy a house in big city. If you work for companies within the country (aka not earning $ amount of money), it would take even decades to save up and buy even an appartment. So, while these room designs look ridiculous, they probably have their own target audience in mind, which is young middle-income families.
The property market in China is something else. A gigantic bubbles held together with string, tape and the sheer will of the government. China has has had a massive building boom, financed by government loans - and is one of the reasons of their high growth in the last few decades. However, the issue is that no one can actually afford the homes. They’ve built too many homes for a middle class to small in proportion of their entire population.
…on top of the $10,000+ design “drawing” that sucks up half the project cost and rarely amounts to anything but a $10,000+ presentation of what isn’t going to exist.
I don't think the customers ordered this video. I think whoever they hired to design and build this decided to go the extra mile for the visualization so they can use it in their advertising
That's how you train young men. Build a ladder, or die of hypothermia. There is no in-between.
I mean, I guess you could just climb the furniture, but that's not safe.
Does that meet fire code? Once they add the door and it become two rooms, the lower/front room no longer has a window for fire escape access.
It the room was on the corner of the building, and there was a window for the lower/front room, it's kind of cool how they did bunk beds without making it feel like bunkbeds.
This is made by a guy who makes them for laughs. Usually they also feature ceiling fans above the stairs and always show the kids walking right into it.
I’m amazed at the complete lack of consistent scale. Those novels on the bookshelves would be about the size of an iPhone and the pants in the drawers would be toddler sized
The rotating corner thing for clothes to hang on was the big red flag for me. basically means the diameter would be the length of at least two shirts, which is like 3 feet minimum, and that corner thing is wayyyyyyyyy smaller than that.
I'm sure the parents are just disappointed in him that he can't walk through walls, like the rest of the family. Sheesh. He should be thankful his room has doors.
Though looking at his wardrobe, maybe he can fly instead?
I see no mention of those insane drawers that take up the entire room just to open and get full access. Would have to walk into the drawer to get to half of the clothes.
Also the child pulling it open would need to be strong as hell if they want to open it fully because the angle they’d have to pull it lol. Unless they got some super greased up wheels on there, but there was no mention of that haha.
Fiitter happier
More productive
Comfortable
Not drinking too much
Regular exercise at the gym ...(3 days a week)
Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
At ease
Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats)
A patient, better driver.
This reminds me of buying a house and every room is too small so you have to hire people to break down a few walls. Also too much glass and wasted space taken up by wooden dividers.
Either those kids are tiny or the ceiling is about 3 metres above the ground (from the way the girl walks up the stairs to the bed and through the wall). The room is also enormous.
This is not a standard bedroom in a typical/average house (well, in my country anyway). It might be standard-ish prior to the roundhouse kick, but it expands significantly to allow for the design.
I can see so many wrong things with this "practical" design. Putting so many compartments to not waste space sounds good on paper, but the reality is that keeping such a wide space open will make it prone to bending, especially if used as steps. All of those doors are good ig, but it'll be a pain to open and close because of limited space. This setup needs a really tall space. Like, **really** tall. You'd be damned if the walls give out or water leaks through. Well, there are advantages ig. But I think it needs more refinement. Now you if you *really* don't want to waste space, turn the bed underside into those compartments for blankets and towels. Then you eliminate wasted space ***and*** the monsters under the bed!
So one kid gets way more room, a better setup and sun light. The other has to deal with their sibling walking in and out of their room all the time? Guess that's one way to tell your kids which one is the favorite.
The kid under the stairs...might grow up to be resentful.
Top child is the overlord, with a viewing window into the bottom child’s life
Just needs an intercom system
Or a Wizard
Yer gonna be.. gone for most of the year with people who shit in their robes.
Why did you have to say that... It's something I never even considered and now have to wrestle with every time I watch HP from now on...
My life's purpose is to be the internet version of "Everybody Poops" but for wizards and magicking away poop!
> Mom, who do you love more, Angelica or me ? "I love you both equally, Dungeon-Troll."
Yeah I would change it around so they both get a view out the window.
How else would they know who is the favorite?
This can be confirmed by the amount of underwear storage.
Or a wizard
One child is definitely loved more than the other
Window kid and closet boy
Not even a closet. It’s a corridor to the room of the other kid.
I got all the privacy I need, provided that Sarah or any of her friends don’t need to use the restroom or leave or do anything
Or Sarah and her friends don’t look out of her window that has view of his desk
"SARAH, I'M BATING CLOSE YOUR DAMN CURTAINS!"
What was that movie? Idiocracy?
Yep. Welcome to Costco, I love you.
Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr.
They all have box seat views to watch him be a horny boy
Pretty funny that they went through all of this trouble and still didn't make a hallway and provide the disfavored-kid a door too... Could have easily pushed the beds back a bit so favored-kid had a little less storage space then added the hallway and a door for disfavored-kid. But hey, the kid already gets no sunlight, should have just kept him in a smaller closet.
But if they did all they they couldn't enshrine the reminder that he is a burden and an afterthought, and he better get into a god damn good college with scholarship because they blew the college fund on his sister
Whole budget went to giving the golden child extra storage. Couldn’t afford another door, Harry Potter’s just going to have to scrounge up a curtain somewhere.
Feels like this setup could be replicated while giving the ground floor bed access to the window. At least then it wouldn't be one bed receiving all the features, and the top bed's window would aim outside instead of inside.
How's corridor boy supposed to reach the top shelves?
vestibule kid
"You're a wizard, Harry!"
“What I lack in space and privacy I make up for not dying in a fire.”
Just do the roundhouse kick like demonstrated
kid got fuckd
The design is very human
Big sis has a bed window with a direct view of what her teenage brother watches on his computer in secret, late at night. 😂
I hope his bed has some side clearance
“My wife accidentally gave birth to breast milk”
What the fuck is this? I'm still stuck at this part.
You see the destructive power of the bear child is too strong.
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he just played the sims when he was a teenager.
You could just do roundhouse kicks all round the room to demonstrate how dumb it was to go for the "modern" glass sliders n cabinets everywhere ......probably the kid without access to sunlight that still has to listen to the top bunk creaks n getting peed on who would start off the karate kicks is my guess.... cool idea to split one room into two though.
Not only that, but where are the toys? There are no toys in this room at all.
That would distract from studying to get into a top university!
There's no room for toys because of all the BUSINESS CLOTHES that the children wear when they do BUSINESS at home.
Yeah 1 gets window and sunlight and probably mild concussion 2nd gets concussion in a dark hole
I think the idea of the glass door and window on the top bunk was to allow some light to get to that part of the room.
Yeah, boy gets leftover light
If she wants to give him light. I'd have those blinds closed 24/7.
An entire bed-sized drawer for socks and underwear
Doesn‘t everyone own twice their bodyweight in underwear?
for girl.
As the youngest of four…..you get what you get.
As the youngest of four, I concur🥺
As the oldest of four, I get used stuff from my older cousins (mom is the youngest of 10. I have A LOT of older cousins)
I knew your grandad. He was a *hard*working man. Bless him
You are not my cousin too, are you? Chances are high
And then the older ones will bitch every chance they get that you were spoiled by mom, literally for the rest of your life.
lol everything trickle through the hierarchy...
Our youngest of four siblings was my parents first daughter. So yeah she was spoiled
Just wait until more kids arrive. They are going to take the unloved kid's clothes out of those bottom drawers and that's where child 3 and 4 are going to sleep.
One son is secretly from another dad
The wife accidentally gave birth to breast milk
Yeah Wtf was that about
She was trying to give birth to a baby but she messed up and accidentally gave birth to breast milk instead. Same thing happened to my cousin. She was at the hospital and the doctor was like "Push" and she pushed and they said "no not so hard OOOPS the baby is breast milk" then she cried a lot but after she was done crying they all had a glass of it and felt better.
Well the daughter is going to sleep until adulthood, better make her comfy.
all you need is a room that is 2 stories tall for some reason....
Exactly my thoughts... Those are some super tall ceilings...
I saw a tiny mobile home about this size on a lot. The ceiling was so tall, I wouldn't even reach it with a broom.
Were you trying to sweep the ceiling...
cobwebs and a lack of super tall people
How the fuck do you get those top towels too?
So my friend lived in an apartment that had a 15ft ceiling. The pantry went all the way up too.
Common in older european apartments but this design just looks horrible
Keep in mind that children are smaller, so the scaling is different
I have a couple friends living in an old furniture factory converted to upscale apartments. The ceilings are super tall, probably over 20ft from the floor. That’s the only use case I can see for this
Exactly. The height is key
And the ability to walk through walls.
Yeah, I was like, where the fuck are these 20 foot ceiling rooms.
a one child that you clearly like more than the other
Plot twist: they’re Hobbits.
And so much disposable income that you could probably just afford a new house.
And $25,000 for all custom designed beds and closets for your kids. So practical
Ah yes. One child gets a well-lit room with a window and a lot of space while the other gets a walk-through room for the other child, little to no sunlight and less space overall.
Don't forget that the favored child also has a viewing window with curtains so that she can watch her brother sit at his desk if she wants.
Top bunk be like: 
She and her bestie are spending time looking out the window: 
they expect that child to break their neck retrieving a towel anyway.
For real. If they're able to build all of these walls and windows, why not just split the room in half vertically? No need for this odd bunkbed/capsule hotel setup.
As the oldest of 4, all I can say is that sounds like a middle child problem.
The Harry Potter treatment
Did he say "my wife accidentally gave birth to breast milk"??
I also hate when that happens
When I gave birth to my twin boys no problem but when I gave birth to breast milk big problem last a long time but with much consideration in room design its now much better.
No longer being afraid of geographical influence must bring great release into life.
today i gave birth to other fluids several times but no social security check, why?
My son... Chingua University... Peking University... whatever. Even the robot's tired of this shit.
*Get in the windowless corner and do your homework for... whatever you're studying*- top comments were kinda right 🤣
That's the only part of the narration you questioned?
The only part? Half the things that were said were said in really weird ways. And with the children casually destroying giant furniture and walking through walls, I thought this whole video was a joke.
This is machine translated chinese. Random country names popping up in the middle of sentences is a dead give away every time.
I kinda got that when he said "my son qinghua university peking university whatever". But even with the awkward translation this video is still way too chaotic
Those are the two top Universities in China. Peking uni = Beijing University. Qinghua = Tsinghua University
A lot of videos throw obvious mispronunciations, misspelings, random or obviously incorrect things in their videos so people bring it up or correct it in the comments so the algorythm sees there's more people leaving comments. It's wild. For some reason I see it a lot in youtube shorts when people say "Mr kist/ feast/ list" instead of mr beast so his fans leave comments correcting the video creator.
Sounds like just some Chinese to English auto translation. Especially with the names of the universities or the like
Yes. ..And I, too, was wondering why..
Must be some automated translation error
Is it just me or is this obviously AI made. So much of it doesn't make sense
Ok good. Because I thought we’re all just going to blow past it
I think as those kids get older the girl is not going to want to barge into her brother's room on the way to her obviously larger (better) room.
It shouldn't be an issue because they can walk through walls
A nice feature for any home. Surprise your wife in the shower!
Whoops, hello grandma!
I read this in the voice of like one of those cheesy infomercial jokes as they demonstrate the product, so good
Vision! We told you that was weird!
Can confirm. We had this situation. My daughter moved to the attic...
My brother moved to the garage.
I moved to the orphanage
Guy’s not going want to be in his bed either when big sis is getting pounded a couple feet above him
Just listen for the Kleenex box and count to 20 before opening the door.
For the amount of money it would take for someone to design and custom build this room, you could buy a small house.
Punch out that back wall and cantilever a newer, larger room over the cliff
As an asian, I can give some insight on this. These videos are usually from some chinese architectural page. So, first of all, it's just to show off their home design skill. Second of all, if the real estate situation in china is any way like in my country, it is very very costly to buy a house in big city. If you work for companies within the country (aka not earning $ amount of money), it would take even decades to save up and buy even an appartment. So, while these room designs look ridiculous, they probably have their own target audience in mind, which is young middle-income families.
Families that gave birth to breast milk.
The property market in China is something else. A gigantic bubbles held together with string, tape and the sheer will of the government. China has has had a massive building boom, financed by government loans - and is one of the reasons of their high growth in the last few decades. However, the issue is that no one can actually afford the homes. They’ve built too many homes for a middle class to small in proportion of their entire population.
…on top of the $10,000+ design “drawing” that sucks up half the project cost and rarely amounts to anything but a $10,000+ presentation of what isn’t going to exist.
I don't think the customers ordered this video. I think whoever they hired to design and build this decided to go the extra mile for the visualization so they can use it in their advertising
'Practical' apparently doesn't take into account budget.
Landlords love this video “This is a luxury 10 bedroom 8 car garage home depending on your skill level in engineering and architectural design”
"but also, no new holes allowed in any wall or your $5000 deposit is forfeit"
I wonder how many command strips it would take to hold up a laminate beam? Probably at least two of the big packs
Got six holding up my rear deck right now!
Boys don't need sunlight or books.
But if they want towels they better get a fucking ladder
That's how you train young men. Build a ladder, or die of hypothermia. There is no in-between. I mean, I guess you could just climb the furniture, but that's not safe.
Or just get better genes and be taller
And his sister is always going in and out of his room.
HIS SISTER IS WALKING THROUGH FUCKING WALLS. ARE WE ALL GONNA IGNORE THIS?
[удалено]
Ya! Just put them in the dungeon
Does that meet fire code? Once they add the door and it become two rooms, the lower/front room no longer has a window for fire escape access. It the room was on the corner of the building, and there was a window for the lower/front room, it's kind of cool how they did bunk beds without making it feel like bunkbeds.
The people that design these shit ideas aren’t architects. I do not know this as a fact, but the evidence speaks for itself.
This is made by a guy who makes them for laughs. Usually they also feature ceiling fans above the stairs and always show the kids walking right into it.
I’ve been bamboozled then
Depends on where you live. If your region has provisions for ghost children that can walk through walls, then it's fine.
First thing I thought of as well. Aside from it being too crammed
I’m amazed at the complete lack of consistent scale. Those novels on the bookshelves would be about the size of an iPhone and the pants in the drawers would be toddler sized
Not to mention the room started out around 8x9 then when the first kid appeared it was suddenly like 15x15
That was my thought. That room kept getting larger as they added more stuff in it.
Just dig a hole in the wall
The rotating corner thing for clothes to hang on was the big red flag for me. basically means the diameter would be the length of at least two shirts, which is like 3 feet minimum, and that corner thing is wayyyyyyyyy smaller than that.
There is also a storage for comforters that is sheer inaccessible without taking half the stuff out of the room first
Just make the kid sleep in a wardrobe, who needs sunlight anyways?
under the stairs, harry!
How to alienate your infant son
I'm sure the parents are just disappointed in him that he can't walk through walls, like the rest of the family. Sheesh. He should be thankful his room has doors. Though looking at his wardrobe, maybe he can fly instead?
He was an accident so they named him "Breast Milk" 💀
That sister casually walking into the wall when her rooms was finished
like in x-men
Child 1 is loved, child 2 is a slave
No ventilation for the boy
How to be amazed by the shrinking of affordable space...
Now I'm even more claustrophobic
I see no mention of those insane drawers that take up the entire room just to open and get full access. Would have to walk into the drawer to get to half of the clothes.
Also the child pulling it open would need to be strong as hell if they want to open it fully because the angle they’d have to pull it lol. Unless they got some super greased up wheels on there, but there was no mention of that haha.
If you can afford this, you can afford a bigger house.
But then you can't punish the closet child.
"My wife accidentaly gave birth to breast milk".nice one:)
One big ass small space
This is not a small space in volume. This is a tall place. Probably 15-20 feet high.
the most notable problem to this is that the sister has to go through her brothers room to get to her own. that would suck for both parties.
The brother has no window either, right? He doesn't get any fresh air and most of his natural light is filtered through frosted glass.
He's clearly the unloved one they don't trust, they even gave the daughter a window so she can see what her brother is up to on the computer.
It would suck even more for the party that has like a third of the living space. Sister gets a room, brother gets a glorified walk in closet.
The design is very human
Very easy to use.
The commentary had me rolling.
Sounds dictated by a chinese chatgpt ai.
Probably is, it mentions two Chinese universities at the end.
Fiitter happier More productive Comfortable Not drinking too much Regular exercise at the gym ...(3 days a week) Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries At ease Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats) A patient, better driver.
The favorite goes up I guess
Terrible design, which is convenient
This reminds me of buying a house and every room is too small so you have to hire people to break down a few walls. Also too much glass and wasted space taken up by wooden dividers.
At how dumb this is
This is probably a $30 000 bedroom.
Either those kids are tiny or the ceiling is about 3 metres above the ground (from the way the girl walks up the stairs to the bed and through the wall). The room is also enormous. This is not a standard bedroom in a typical/average house (well, in my country anyway). It might be standard-ish prior to the roundhouse kick, but it expands significantly to allow for the design.
Way to much glass in these kids room
Underwear, Underwear, and socks mmmm
i too can create two rooms from one room
This is shitpost
I can see so many wrong things with this "practical" design. Putting so many compartments to not waste space sounds good on paper, but the reality is that keeping such a wide space open will make it prone to bending, especially if used as steps. All of those doors are good ig, but it'll be a pain to open and close because of limited space. This setup needs a really tall space. Like, **really** tall. You'd be damned if the walls give out or water leaks through. Well, there are advantages ig. But I think it needs more refinement. Now you if you *really* don't want to waste space, turn the bed underside into those compartments for blankets and towels. Then you eliminate wasted space ***and*** the monsters under the bed!
And the collage entrance books are placed casually !
There is nothing practical about this configuration. Where are you gonna find enough studs behind the walls to mount all this stuff?
This is a very human video
So one kid gets way more room, a better setup and sun light. The other has to deal with their sibling walking in and out of their room all the time? Guess that's one way to tell your kids which one is the favorite.
That has to be so heavy. Better be downstairs.
Anyone else find the animation style unsettling?