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GratefulPhish42024-7

Give it a year and it'll be watching midget clown porn like the rest of us


savvym_

It's old video. It's developing monkey language and doing tests on other chimpanzees now.


StweebyStweeb

This is one of the few times I’ve actually lost my shit from a Reddit comment 🤣🤣


ButterscotchFront340

The good thing about reddit humor is you can recycle and reuse it indefinitely, and it's still pretty funny.


Brilliant77

Speak for yourself bro wtf


thehealingprocess

Don't knock it til you've tried it


SilverPomegranate283

I wonder what kind of porn midget clowns watch though.


No-Professional-1461

Mega mime porn.


squirtmyface

johnny sins


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Scary-Lawfulness-806

Ape 🦍 not Monkey, 🐒. Ape no tail, monkey tail.


beto_pelotas

Ape together strong.


Scary-Lawfulness-806

Strong together ape! “Rocket voice”


HollywoodJack412

It watches videos of itself longer than other posts. Chimps really aren’t that different than us.


Exact-Ad9148

Me right now


foogeeman

I hope some day he stumbles on a video of us watching him watching videos and someone videos it


Retardonthelose

He’s getting the same dopamine hits the rest of us do. Shows how brainless social media actually is. It is just a drug.


Philosophile22

Turns out…little monkey fella.


KiJaHu

Turns out...little prostitute


Philosophile22

It was getting fatter cause it was charging em bananas.


Abigdogwithbread

Even monkeys like watching videos of monkeys


Treesbentwithsnow

Why do people let their smoke detectors chirp continuously? Why would anyone prefer to live with that sound rather than change a battery.


Relative_Carpenter_5

Modern Parenting


ProfessionalRotter

r/BeDepressed


Alien_Way

Monkey'll be radicalized against its own neighbors in no time.. and forget about bathing regularly.


primavera31

He's thinking, didn't i see that chimp hottie on chimphub or only-chimps before?🤣


Worth-Cranberry-5167

Rise of the planet of apes


stackoverflow21

Chimpstagram


buzzkiller2u

Just keep them away from TikTok.


Greenfieldfox

Is his name Caesar?


FalconBurcham

I really need to delete these apps off my phone… we are devolving. 😭


Strong_Wheel

But how good is his eyesight?


Fluffy-Fruit-8037

Wt*


Scary-Lawfulness-806

Can’t help but think Travis


Fickle-Alfalfa4067

S4 or S5 in Otterbox ... loved it ...


Alien_Way

I'm not up on chimps like r/rickygervais is, but I've heard that of all the ones taught sign language, none ever asked a question.. but I'd go ahead and say that this lil guy is asking a question ("What do I want to click?") and answering it (by giving positive analytics to a predatory corporation).


Johnny2Thumbs76

Pretty much see this everyday. What's the big deal?


No-Professional-1461

I’m worried.


Capriste

"I will destroy this innocent primate's attention span. FOR SCIENCE!"


Hakk0

Oh no, please leave the poor animals alone


Jason_Paul88

This is de evolution


Dry_Quiet_3541

🤯


abells1414

Chimpstagram


TrenchGoats

That chimp is going to be really pissed when it has to start paying taxes


ndation

This explains alot


Alive_Wolverine_2540

Wow. So smart.


A_PartTime_Astronaut

That’s me fr rn


ReputationOptimal651

That explains the current state of social media


kyrkovski

idk man apes creep me out


Responsible_Panic235

Ape creeped out by fellow ape


The-Lord-Of-Salt

Did that chimp hit that guy?


topcat5

He's fascinated by the hairless chimp.


wrong_marinade

The algos are going to start showing him monkey tits and monkey porn soon


Triple7Mafia-14

I hate monkeys.


False-Focus2949

You are monkey


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ClueRevolutionary482

Except they are not. We share a common ancestor though


DingleBerrieIcecream

It’s fake. The phone screen is motion mapped onto the phone. Look at the edges of the screen as the camera moves around, it gets misaligned often.


B1rdi

It really does not


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Oinkster_1271

Vietnam