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Is your tr*k bice outside because your wife’s boyfriend is over?
It's the bf's bike. Fred is just keeping it warm for him.
Really hope that bikes name is “Golden Showers”
White handlebar tape on a gold Trek running SRAM and a color matched garmin. I've never met a more likely condidate to enjoy pee play
Damn that’s gotta be the ugliest color anyone could have ever picked. Where can I find one?
It's Home Depot spray paint
Yikes I use nothing lower than premium sherwin Williams
Someone should pitch this to Trump, just need to ramp up the gaudiness 200%.
Did C-3PO get melted down for this?
And they used jar jar's hide for the wraps
🤣
When you're a dentist but also a Saudi prince.
When you think you’re a Saudi prince but you’re actually just a dude from the Midwest.
Is your rear wheel broken
It’s a cahr-bone stationary wheel, duh.
Boost spacing
Imagine paying extra to make your ugly bike even uglier.
Poor Fred can't even afford a rear wheel for his spray painted TŘƏĶ
Snow will help to numb penis?
Had to sell the house to buy the bice
SLAM. THAT. SADDLE.
Is that a tank tread on the back?
Excuse me, rim brakes?
Haven’t you heard?
What’s your average speed?
According to the GPS, 0 km/h
You should get some aero bars.
I will get some carbon αεro bars from aliexpress, I made a thread already asking for recommendations
You can make your own carbon bars with Saran Wrap and a Dust Buster for pennies a gram.
this rules
I swear the front wheel reads SCAM
Greg is that you?
It's ok, Freds, it's just. Tr*k with rimbrakes. I'm guessing it's windy where OP lives and the rubbish bin got blown away, so they're still looking for it.
There is a Tr*k in the yard. Must be garbage day
Who makes that bike?
sœrvœrlœ
Why tf wouldn’t you have lawn heating? That looks messy AF. Do better Fred.
Pimp Fred is that you?
magene t300? yuck!
Damn you really grinded for the gold camo?
Better make sure the brakes are working correctly
Did Greg van Avermaet move to Denver?
What brand is that bike?
T-Rex
Hope you're fast with a gold bike 😉
Gold is for girls! Are those rim brakes? What are you a girl? You should be riding the bike in the snow. Trainers are for girls!
Is your tr*k bice outside because your wife’s boyfriend is over?
It's the bf's bike. Fred is just keeping it warm for him.
Really hope that bikes name is “Golden Showers”
White handlebar tape on a gold Trek running SRAM and a color matched garmin. I've never met a more likely condidate to enjoy pee play
Damn that’s gotta be the ugliest color anyone could have ever picked. Where can I find one?
It's Home Depot spray paint
Yikes I use nothing lower than premium sherwin Williams
Someone should pitch this to Trump, just need to ramp up the gaudiness 200%.
Did C-3PO get melted down for this?
And they used jar jar's hide for the wraps
🤣
When you're a dentist but also a Saudi prince.
When you think you’re a Saudi prince but you’re actually just a dude from the Midwest.
Is your rear wheel broken
It’s a cahr-bone stationary wheel, duh.
Boost spacing
Imagine paying extra to make your ugly bike even uglier.
Poor Fred can't even afford a rear wheel for his spray painted TŘƏĶ
Snow will help to numb penis?
Had to sell the house to buy the bice
SLAM. THAT. SADDLE.
Is that a tank tread on the back?
Excuse me, rim brakes?
Haven’t you heard?
What’s your average speed?
According to the GPS, 0 km/h
You should get some aero bars.
I will get some carbon αεro bars from aliexpress, I made a thread already asking for recommendations
You can make your own carbon bars with Saran Wrap and a Dust Buster for pennies a gram.
this rules
I swear the front wheel reads SCAM
Greg is that you?
It's ok, Freds, it's just. Tr*k with rimbrakes. I'm guessing it's windy where OP lives and the rubbish bin got blown away, so they're still looking for it.
There is a Tr*k in the yard. Must be garbage day
Who makes that bike?
sœrvœrlœ
Why tf wouldn’t you have lawn heating? That looks messy AF. Do better Fred.
Pimp Fred is that you?
magene t300? yuck!
Damn you really grinded for the gold camo?
Better make sure the brakes are working correctly
Did Greg van Avermaet move to Denver?
What brand is that bike?
T-Rex
Hope you're fast with a gold bike 😉
Gold is for girls! Are those rim brakes? What are you a girl? You should be riding the bike in the snow. Trainers are for girls!