She joined us on our group ride Saturday morning. I told her not to bring her TT bike, but she insisted. About 20 miles after our coffee break I saw some piss flying off of her seat post. She had pissed on her bike! I had to break up with her right then. Never again will I date a tr* athlete.
On the one hand she has a factor and wears assos she sheās not poor, but on the other hand sheās a triathlete and you shouldnāt prey on the mentally ill.
She joined us on our group ride Saturday morning. I told her not to bring her TT bike, but she insisted. About 20 miles after our coffee break I saw some piss flying off of her seat post. She had pissed on her bike! I had to break up with her right then. Never again will I date a tr* athlete.
God i wish i was drafting behind her for that sweet sweet aero
š²
Surprised you let one keep up with you for 30km
Do you know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?
Iāve never asked for a garbanzo bean on my face
Golden draftingš
But have you ever tried an athlete? š¤¦āāļø Iāll see myself out
she is standing under the piss shower
Anybody can piss on the seat, only a true triathlete has mastered the full bike piss.
Is that what triathletes call a circle jerk?
Its a meditative state, tri-athleting. When you start, you think you cause the pee. When you transcend, you realize you are the pee.
This is golden... (her words not mine)
Iām extremely disappointed in myself, butā¦ would
On the one hand she has a factor and wears assos she sheās not poor, but on the other hand sheās a triathlete and you shouldnāt prey on the mentally ill.
Poor but influencer
But i would make sure im the only one who koms. Kom ia for the real cyclists
It is a race to the finish, after all
[Deborah might be for you...](https://www.youtube.com/@deborahfashionsport)
new fetish unlocked
no shame. piss fetish is not that uncommon
Ya'll making jokes but this poor tri-hard had an epissany and realized both her and her bike need holy water to be pure again
I went straight to the cameltoe, you did too.
It's the bib pad
Well oc, it is a good toe https://www.reddit.com/r/asianfitgirls/s/HyjQ7938mi
Like whats wrong with u
All sorts of shit, all sorts.
You, sir are CORRECT
š«š¦¶
I'd say that saddle...there's no way I can compete with that
I can fix her
A likely story.
Least realistic part of the meme is that she didn't crash over the course of filming it.
This looks a lot like "When I tell her my FTP is 350."
Would.
Nice box gap.
Thats not a shower, that's all urine
The same one of us that told her it was ok to wash her bice that way.
Glad I never sold my TT bike now
One of the best thigh gap:waist ratios I've seen in a while.
Triathletes love sucking the life out of their headset bearings.
Tri-again
Lol
Time to cover that m-dot tattoo with a sucky panther
Tri-bike is a big ick, ngl.