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abcabcme

She joined us on our group ride Saturday morning. I told her not to bring her TT bike, but she insisted. About 20 miles after our coffee break I saw some piss flying off of her seat post. She had pissed on her bike! I had to break up with her right then. Never again will I date a tr* athlete.


vzierdfiant

God i wish i was drafting behind her for that sweet sweet aero


WhatIsYourHandle123

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doc1442

Surprised you let one keep up with you for 30km


MidnightRider24

Do you know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?


laissez_heir

Iā€™ve never asked for a garbanzo bean on my face


chocolocoe20

Golden draftingšŸ˜


Specific_User6969

But have you ever tried an athlete? šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø Iā€™ll see myself out


[deleted]

she is standing under the piss shower


rembi

Anybody can piss on the seat, only a true triathlete has mastered the full bike piss.


FredSirvalo

Is that what triathletes call a circle jerk?


BassBootyStank

Its a meditative state, tri-athleting. When you start, you think you cause the pee. When you transcend, you realize you are the pee.


NaturalOne_

This is golden... (her words not mine)


hamflavoredgum

Iā€™m extremely disappointed in myself, butā€¦ would


jlozier

On the one hand she has a factor and wears assos she sheā€™s not poor, but on the other hand sheā€™s a triathlete and you shouldnā€™t prey on the mentally ill.


doc1442

Poor but influencer


Reverse_SumoCard

But i would make sure im the only one who koms. Kom ia for the real cyclists


hamflavoredgum

It is a race to the finish, after all


pro_bike_fitter_2010

[Deborah might be for you...](https://www.youtube.com/@deborahfashionsport)


samuraijon

new fetish unlocked


poopyseagull

no shame. piss fetish is not that uncommon


orrangearrow

Ya'll making jokes but this poor tri-hard had an epissany and realized both her and her bike need holy water to be pure again


Pannolanza

I went straight to the cameltoe, you did too.


InvisibleScout

It's the bib pad


subflax

Well oc, it is a good toe https://www.reddit.com/r/asianfitgirls/s/HyjQ7938mi


InvisibleScout

Like whats wrong with u


subflax

All sorts of shit, all sorts.


Wrong_Director_4820

You, sir are CORRECT


SPL15

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AnthemWild

I'd say that saddle...there's no way I can compete with that


samenumberwhodis

I can fix her


icecream169

A likely story.


Anhedonius_Rex88

Least realistic part of the meme is that she didn't crash over the course of filming it.


pro_bike_fitter_2010

This looks a lot like "When I tell her my FTP is 350."


SaucyShawarma

Would.


Gman777

Nice box gap.


F_lavortown

Thats not a shower, that's all urine


Specific_User6969

The same one of us that told her it was ok to wash her bice that way.


Seymour_Wynn

Glad I never sold my TT bike now


banedlol

One of the best thigh gap:waist ratios I've seen in a while.


nokky1234

Triathletes love sucking the life out of their headset bearings.


Ready-Interview4020

Tri-again


Liquorace

Lol


shred_o_phile

Time to cover that m-dot tattoo with a sucky panther


ThePrancingHorse94

Tri-bike is a big ick, ngl.