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I was wondering why gr*vel riders always complain about "sore behinds" and "back pain from being bent-over for a long time" and "sealant squirting everywhere" and "using plugs"
*Stan's squirting everywhere would have been the cherry on top
Gives new meaning to "brøütæl grâvél".
"You wanna KOM with me bro?"
No thank you. You're not a dentist.
Yes it is...and we sorta bike.
LGB - Losers on Gravel Bikes
LGBT Losers on Gravel Bikes TREK
Tr*k please 🥺
I am a bad boy I say slur out loud 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Just tell them you are listening to D. Johnson on the Bonk Bros podcast. Then they will understand.
Plot twist, it is
Same guy was sportin a wide stance in the bathroom
[удалено]
Ha. This should be top comment. Nothing shuts conversations down faster than “I’m into cycling” or “anyone watching the tour ?”
I dont see a denial there...
So much chaffing after my last gravel grinder bender.
10/10 would grind again
Agreed! Some Utter Balm for a quick recovery, then heavy coats of butt’r and I’m good for days of gravel Grindr KOM.
\*he does get the reference
Wait... I don't get it?
Grindr is a gay dating app
No. He means he doesn't get it because it actually is a gay meetup event.
wooosh
Damnit
i'm stupid
Joined Grindr as I thought it was going to be coffee aficionados. How wrong I was
It wasn’t?
I was wondering why gr*vel riders always complain about "sore behinds" and "back pain from being bent-over for a long time" and "sealant squirting everywhere" and "using plugs"
*Stan's squirting everywhere would have been the cherry on top
Gives new meaning to "brøütæl grâvél".
"You wanna KOM with me bro?"
No thank you. You're not a dentist.
Yes it is...and we sorta bike.
LGB - Losers on Gravel Bikes
LGBT Losers on Gravel Bikes TREK
Tr*k please 🥺
I am a bad boy I say slur out loud 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Just tell them you are listening to D. Johnson on the Bonk Bros podcast. Then they will understand.
Plot twist, it is
Same guy was sportin a wide stance in the bathroom
[удалено]
Ha. This should be top comment. Nothing shuts conversations down faster than “I’m into cycling” or “anyone watching the tour ?”
I dont see a denial there...
So much chaffing after my last gravel grinder bender.
10/10 would grind again
Agreed! Some Utter Balm for a quick recovery, then heavy coats of butt’r and I’m good for days of gravel Grindr KOM.
\*he does get the reference
Wait... I don't get it?
Grindr is a gay dating app
No. He means he doesn't get it because it actually is a gay meetup event.
wooosh
Damnit
i'm stupid
Joined Grindr as I thought it was going to be coffee aficionados. How wrong I was
It wasn’t?