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hamflavoredgum

uc/ I fucking hate how every techbro on Instagram needs to constantly try to reinvent bike frame geometry Edit: his fucking ANKLES god damnit. his tailor should be hanged in the town square for that crime against fashion


WaveIcy294

But maybe this time it's faster and better and stiffer and more comfortable and lighter and more durable and recyclable and affordable and it's çüstøm made by a virgin under moonlight. I wouldn't miss this.


Nonkel_Jef

Stiffer and more compliant


jakobqasadilla

that's how I got by in college


henderthing

Almost certainly an industrial design student competition of some sort. All of the emphasis in many of these programs is on the marketing aspects of the product design. Rendering/form/presentation, etc. It can be super frustrating when the entire concept is contrary to basic principles of mechanical engineering. Nobody is asking product designers to get engineering degrees--but just LOOK at the attachment of the rear "suspension"! What is that even? Bolted on rigid component in order to better concentrate material stress?


bonfuto

/uc Industrial design students are always redesigning the bicycle, but they are often very similar to other designs. And the standard double diamond bicycle is one of the most efficient designs in existence of all industrial designs. Industrial designers really love spokeless wheels. Spoked wheels are amazing. It's always funny when one of them actually makes a spokeless wheel and figures out why spokes are so great. I have a certain amount of respect for industrial designers, but if engineers could draw nobody would need one.


sireatalot

The rear suspension looks like it was designed by someone who saw other rear suspensions and just didn’t understand how they work but wanted to design something that looked like them, but more modern and innovative.


Sinister_Nibs

I think the rear suspension was designed by someone who saw rear suspension and decided he wanted to build an inherent failure point into his design.


henderthing

LOL-- I studied industrial design after mechanical engineering. Then ended up doing visual effects instead. edit: -- yes-- I have witnessed ID students realize just how brilliant an existing age-old design is after trying to "rethink" it. Spokeless wheels are a great example.


sticks1987

/UC I'm an industrial designer. All student work is hot garbage. Including mine.


Jordak_keebs

> just LOOK at the attachment of the rear "suspension"! What is that even? Bolted on rigid component in order to better concentrate material stress? I assumed the idea was to make it modular, so that the same frame could be fitted differently for various rear wheels or a different geometry.


Outrageous-Nothing42

They have it attached on the inside of the curve. It's not even distributing the stress. I don't understand how that won't buckle the second you sit on it.


Flashy-Protection424

Then you don’t understand structural integrity of composite materials . Aside from the fact that there doesn’t seem to be a derailer hanger , that chain stay can have a chain put on without breaking the chain .


Brilliant_Trick_7095

Shouldn't award stupidity though 😄


Disdobefundoe

His ankles are 𝒜𝑒𝓇𝑜


balki_123

/uc It looks like student project to me. Students have to learn somehow and this looks actually pretty rad. His pants are probably cheap, because he has no income, I guess.


hamflavoredgum

Has he considered not being poor?


AtOurGates

He’s probably still early in his career and hasn’t expanded beyond a single-location practice yet.


Bmcsnacks

Is he stupid?


Jack_Enghoff

Should've gone to dental school instead of design school.


Montallas

Obviously not if that’s what he’s studying.


LanceOnRoids

students have to learn... how to design a retarded bike? i'm not sure that's a mandatory park of the curriculum lol


peconfused

In what way is this considered rad?


balki_123

Thank you for your stupid question, I will note it down among other stupid questions.


NoDivergence

Rad as in 1990s concept bike. It looks terrible


Forstry

Lmao Showing your ankles is cool now Get with it old man


Late-Mechanic-7523

Definatly the most sexy part of the human body... We all cant wait to see a fully dressed man with exposed snkles. Its also "cool" to wear pants under the ass and look like a retard while walking. Its also cool to remove chest air and looking like a badly shaved beard in the days after. Or wear a white helmet like most fkd up fashion victims. Get with it young man 🤩


Odd_String_9843

he probably bought it in second hand store


Warm_Flamingo_2438

Second-hand store for sure. Red tags were 50% off that day.


ZayreBlairdere

Raspberry tags.


NxPat

Floods a lot where he lives.


lawl4days

he didn't get his ankles from his tailor. He got 'em from his mom-ma 👏


Traffic-dude

His tailor gave it to his mom-ma and out popped baby Fred


lawl4days

plot twist 😱


Still-WFPB

Bro it's a crim on fashion but that 38mm gap makes the pant leg more aero across the top of the shoe.


SprocketHead357

Better yet wear longer socks


spaceface545

I love how he used the shittiest components possible except for the enve wheels.


nhluhr

Looks like the enve wheels were just temp loaners for the photo shoot. The one he's holding up is missing logos.


Popular-Situation111

Those new invisible chains are pretty high tech


s1owpoke

No chain, no brakes, no derailleur. Why?


pejosnic

Why would you want a chain when you could get the shaft?


mellofello808

Bluetooth chain


Sneaky_Weaky

More Aero, bro. Saves at least 2 watts in the wind, not to mention ZERO loss to friction in the drivetrain.


MattR0se

I guess a chain would break the visual flow of the bike. Which would actually be really dumb.


sireatalot

I think in the sketch I can see a shaft drive. But the shaft is just hanging there and there’s nothing to keep the bevel gears in position. Because mounting the shaft to the frame wouldn’t be innovative.


dsaysso

Commenting on Has gravel finally gone too far?...hes flexing his design skills at convincing us of things we don’t need while designing out what we do. he will go far in the bike industry.


[deleted]

They took Fred’s shitty tattoo and made it real


Beginning-Smell9890

I bet that shit weighs 35 lbs. Getting Superstrata vibes (and we know how that turned out)


Logical-Chard

It's so bad. That looks like a hard-tail too so what is going on with the chainstay? No derailleur either? I feel pain on the inside.


Flimsy_meats

Yea one ride and you'll see how good those screws hold up... I'd like to see it get lifted off the ground will it just droop down loosely? There are too many questions to be answered here.


Georg_Steller1709

Did he just give up when it came to the fork?


Cornfeddrip

I was wondering that too like who tf completely redesigns the entire frame of the bike and makes a detachable custom rear stay but just use whatever fork


Georg_Steller1709

At the very least, use a wavy pinarello fork.


threetoast

Get a steel fork and wavy it yourself


WiartonWilly

That would work. Just paint it.


WiartonWilly

To be fair, would you trust a fork designed by this guy? He obviously doesn’t trust himself, either, so there’s that.


Nutsack_Adams

Needs one of those hideous and awful Trust forks


machineswithout

He managed to make a frame that’s not only uglier, but also heavier, wow! That frame has to weigh a ton. Makes me wonder if that award is for like a high school or junior college design competition, because I’m struggling to see how that would be an improvement in any way? Good for him tho, I’ve never designed and built a frame myself.


k-one-0-two

This one of the ugliest bikes I've ever seen. What the actual fuck?!


Bananatistic

its italian design, you wouldnt understand


ashk1110

My thoughts exactly😂😂😂


GlockPerfect13

Chainless bike?


SpiralDreaming

A chain and derailer would spoil the ascetics. Get rid of them.


stanleypup

Bluetooth drivetrain


Fn4cK

That looks like Fred was REALLY trying to build a bike that looks like the old Santa Cruz logo


connorlawless

How do I get my hands on those wireless brakes


pejosnic

You don't. They're Neuralink-controlled.


crunchwrap_eatr

Is there ANY benefit to this redesign?


bichael69420

It’s good for a quick circlejerk. Plus it’ll give me something to complain about when it gets reposted 12 times. What else could you want?


dolfeus

oh no Ybiking again


threetoast

have they banned men from xbicing yet because it's **X**biking not **Y**biking


_dauntless

Di2 chain is pretty sweet


spaceface545

Nice speed sniffer


praslea99

He’s from my country, a student at Timisoara University of Arts & Design, he won gold at a competition with this hybrid electrical shite of a bice.


sociallyawkwardbmx

No chain ?


poopoopeepeecac

Fuck this


M_Berlin

Wtf is even that . /uc gotta give the guy credit for coming up with a design and actually made it happen.


Mirch18

Jokes aside, his name is David Borovic and he won a medal with his hybrid bike Synthesis. Kudos to him.


SeanStephensen

Maybe next he’ll learn how to tuck in his shirt


WaveIcy294

He could get a medal for that too.


jewish_sonic

gravel went too far the day it took the name of something that already existed and called itself gravel just to be more expensive and uglier


Togodooders

Just lean it against a tree and let the scrap man take it away in his van.


Checked_Out_6

All that design work and he throws a cheap rock shocks fork on it.


Madtingv2

That's fucking nasty never catch me on that pile of dog shit


Either-Durian-9488

Uc/ somebody from xbiking with art degree was given money lmao.


mzdog14

hey guys Fred on Mars need bice too


great_escape_fleur

Saved weight on the chain, that's thinking.


SeaRun1497

ha can design the frame but not a better looking stem and handlebar to go with it???


graingeem

holy shit they made a cybertruck bike


Aggravating_Safe_210

Let them go further just so we can see the fuckery


Adrian8416

Kombucha personified.


Ksfowler

This is the velocipedic equivalent of a Robert Maplethorpe photo.


Backwoods-Digger

It looks like 90’s Batman would have ridden if his Batmotorcycle was in the shop.


SoloRoadRyder

Did they just use the start trek badge and rotate it 90ccw, and the turned it into a frame?


DickieIam

Just the Italians


mikmeh

Id kom on that


teh_trout

They say people look like their dogs. This guy somehow looks like his bike.


MrNiceGuuyyy

[more](https://tenor.com/bmzKH.gif)


Anotherbikerider

My dentist has this as an art piece hanging on his wall


PleaseCompleteThee

/uc this bike is just that guy’s bachelor’s degree project. It’s a hybrid bike that doesn’t have a chain (idk how that would work as it isn’t explained in the article) /c ew that bike is so ugly


S4ntos19

The $50 suspension fork doing all the heavy lifting.


COrockiesGuy

What in the chicken fuck bike reincarnation tarnation am I looking at?!?


dilirium22

Jesus F Christ! What kind of ungodly creation is this??!? Aside from the atrocious geometry, bluetooth drive train and fake rear suspension, you have this custom carbon monstrosity costing around 3000€ at least and then you slap on one of Rock Shox cheapest and worst forks...


Mr-Whoo

Why do I hate this man?


Tikoloshe84

Not going very far without bidon cages Frederiqo. /uc qr Judy's? Wtf


nokky1234

lol not even a chain lol not even aero stem lol not even aero fork


NikolitRistissa

Does this have any other benefits other than being so ugly that even a meth addict wouldn’t want to steal it?


Cinderpath

Plenty of room for a race winning battery!


Nice-Insurance-2682

Bluetooth chain


zboyzzzz

In my view it hasn't gone far enough


stanleypup

It's like someone asked AI to design a bike frame but 95% of the training data was images of the Gymshark logo


JohnHurts

Ugly! And if anything breaks, you can throw the whole frame away.


simon2sheds

Brilliant; make a bicycle that worse than all the other bikes, and get a diploma.


Chimaera1075

I just don’t understand gravel bikes. Why not just use a trail MTB instead?!?


Sinister_Nibs

Retro-futuristic Hipster ain’t gravel


trafficn

Reminds me of half finished Bro Truck builds at SEMA with no driveshaft. This looks like shit. This makes Cipollini frames look good. The amount of times this kid must have recieved praise like, “It looks like it’s moving fast while standing still…”


wegl88

It's fugly and will shatter when it hits rough terrain. On the other hand it's a fine example of what Industrial Design has to offer.


big_brothers_hd600

I just looked this thing up and its supposed to be a "Hybrid-Elektro-Cruiser-Bike" with a chainless design and its 3d printed aswell. And they won a goldmedall for this hybridcruisser. Also what up with the fender in the render, that works well with the fork. And why does it have gears then?


Warm_Flamingo_2438

How cute. They are still giving out participation medals. Edit: Also, didn't your mom tell you to put on an undershirt?


Ceramicrabbit

I really hate the situation going on with the bottom of his pants and his shoes


SeanStephensen

And his shirt 😬


234W44

Gravel bikes are ducks, neither road, neither MTB, just kind of in between... a gimmick to have folks buy a third bike...


MrPlunger

The chain has nowhere to go and the swingarm can’t swing. A bike with square wheels would make more sense.


totse_losername

Hasn't gone far enough. Get that thing away from me. Go on, KEEP GOIN' COCKSUCKA! 😡 GET. THAT. THING #OUTTA HERE!


Textsfromjohn

Look he drew this as a kid and now made it tangible that is fn impressive however it’s fn awful


tonydatigar

Best bike for a dentist that likes invi-line for their patients. A bike with an invi-chain.


Bmcsnacks

He has no chain so he unable to velo… is he stupid?


RecognitionFit4871

It’s gotta be a Cannondale


Lazy_Middle1582

Idk why, his face looks like the bike


AxelAndersen

🤮🤢😷💩☠️


MikeyRidesABikey

It's kinda giving off [Bowden Spacelander](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Bowden#/media/File:Benjamin_G_Bowden_-_Spacelander_Bicycle.jpg) vibes


MikeyRidesABikey

It's kinda giving off [Bowden Spacelander](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Bowden#/media/File:Benjamin_G_Bowden_-_Spacelander_Bicycle.jpg) vibes


LuvvedIt

Whaddya mean finally? Gravel went too far a long time ago…


mctrials23

I say gravel hasn’t got too far enough!


WordsworthsGhost

I would rather kill myself that ride that


twodogsfighting

Oh, are we back in 1998?


theVelvetLie

I love the Dollar General medal and copy paper award.


AllFiredUpToGo

Mudguard missing, …on the built bike vs Infograph. #Fail No socks #DoubleFail


HVACMRAD

Such a drastic design change that there are bound to be shit you really love and shit you really hate. I’d rather not pay a shit ton of money to beta test whatever this is. If it’s a worthwhile design then it will be around in a few years, likely with improvements.


PandaDad22

/uc okay am I the only one giving this young person some kudos for getting a design and real life mock up done?


Nahhnope

/uc Yeah, you are.


nhluhr

It is somewhat admirable that he was able to overcome fetal alcohol syndrome and childhood malnutrition to assemble these parts.


lolas_coffee

No. I am still angry at using a Rock Shox.


PandaDad22

🤣


Sneaky_Weaky

NGL. Love me a weird bike. I Approve.