The hardest part is usually the first climb for me but I guess we’re all different.

You should try an ebice, then the hardest part is getting up on the seat.

That's what he means by first climb

First or last climb

It's hard, but then you KOM.

Have you considered a stationary bice?

And what, just carry it to the top of the hill?

If I see someone in a Louis Vuitton x Supreme jersey I am chopping them without thinking

https://www.reddit.com/r/CyclingFashion/s/qHdeEXmDyN I leave that here without KOMment

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I’ve never seen someone so proud to knowingly wear fake stuff

Yeah. *GucciGang intensifies*

He should ask his wife’s boyfriend.

I pick from a portfolio of wifebeaters with varying shades of pit stains.

I thought the hardest part was the 2 hours spent on the 'getting ready' tiktok.

THIS IS WHAT A HYGIENIST IS FOR, FRED!!! FFS…who picks out their own kit?

Whichever one of my team jerseys that smells the best. Preferably one that’s clean. /uc whichever one of my team jerseys that smells the best. Preferably one that’s clean.

uc/ I wear whatever is clean or at least doesn’t smell like death. Less time spent in front of the mirror and more time riding bikes

I wear whatever my soigneur hands me.

This is by far my favorite CJ sub

There is more than one?

I can make a split second judgment off of someone if they have a fake LV print on a piece of clothing.

Spent all the money on kit, but stuffing it into the chest of drawers the parents sent them to dental school with.

LV ftmfl - he must've had an LV tux for prom too

Trick question, they're all last season's styles. Burn the house down and use the insurance for a new SL8 and the full PNS catalog so the color ways can be matchy matchy.

Tried riding harder?

This does not spark joy

Pfft these filthy casuals. Can you even consider yourself a cyclist if you own a home? I haven't left my saddle in years, and have my domestiques change me while leading the pelaton. UC/ That's more than a grand worth of Lycra. Imagine having the disposable income to drop that kind of money on work out clothes?

I have over two grand in cycling gear, and I don't have that much. Most expensive pieces are a whole winter kit from Castelli. Bibs, undershirt, jacket, gloves, and shoe covers. Not bragging, just trying to stay warm.

I've probably got three grand of Lycra. And that's after all the discounts

You could eliminate half that kit by simply employing the smell test.

you’re going to make fun of this guy during his month? smh

This reminds me of how I grab an ugly Primal jersey that was thrown into a stackable plastic bin I got from Home Depot.

Not enough PNS in there

This is why I have 10 sets of all black Assos Equipe RS.

This is the way 

I would too with a selection like that.

Gotta go rotation…last worn goes last in the queue and so forth

Typical Florida cycling experience.

/uc that sub explains why hear is so fucking expensive.

Content of this drawer is more expensive, than my bike. (And all my gear)