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NacktmuII

Darwin award is waiting ...


listerbmx

That's SamPilgrim, He already won that Award a long time ago.


ChornyCat

He’s dead???


genman

The alternative is if he loses his testicles too I think. I haven’t looked into the details.


IrregularrAF

Those voluptuous things are so big they're literally invading my dreams. No way they're gone.


foxtossingchamp

I can actually picture him saying this in his voice


ausmaid

Brain dead, yes. (He’s a joy to watch though!)


listerbmx

Well his shoes are still on so it's safe to say he's alive👌


Frostythegasman

Yup just posted a video from the grave


Checkered_Flag

Well, his front teeth have been repeat recipients at least


nocdmb

It's waiting for him since 2008ish so I think it will wait for him some more.


tabspdx

If I rode that I'd die. When Sam Pilgrim rides that he's fine because he's an actual god.


NacktmuII

I hope he will stay lucky ...


whatsthataboutguy

Idk, I'm split on this


Littleowl66

Ultimate Aero wheels. Do they come in carbon?


as588008

The multi material blade pattern would make a decent all rounder although I'd opt for a fine tooth blade for tarmac


CruxCross

And veneers. 


JPJackPott

You won’t be popular at the velodrome


MrStagger_Lee

Nah, carbide.


Sdwingnut

Yes, diamond tipped


yaboi_ahab

Not just aero, I bet they have super low rolling resistance too


RotaryDesign

Carbon steel


calcifiedpineal

I’m glad he’s wearing a helmet. Could be dangerous


acanthocephalic

Would be safer with the helmet on his crotch


Epiliptik

Hopefully there is no toe overlap


One_Draw3486

There won’t be for long


Epiliptik

Just once


Firm_Band_9749

Self clearancing


Odd-Cake8015

Twice!


BeerdedTexan

Toes?


TheCiscoKidney

Ready for a shreddy?


DalendlessShid

It's crack a Monny o'clock!!


BreakfastShart

Today's gonna be epic!


judahrosenthal

“Government can’t even keep the roads in good shape.”


mctrials23

Christ, looks like someone’s been down here on a circular saw.


leadhot

Least destructive Sam Pilgrim content


Olchew

This is the Painkiller


Fisher-Peartree

🤘🏻


__Platzhalter

DEAAADLY WHEEELS PAINKILLER *AAAAAAAAAAAA*


matate99

Faster than a bullet


Leafyun

https://youtu.be/K4X8y301C4Q?feature=shared


intothemachine

Why oh why did they not use that as the audio


Raznovv

It's for cutting corners during the KOM.


Free-Market9039

Underrated comment


Gummy-Bines

Sam pilgrim is the ultimate jerker. Savage, that guy


TreeLovTequiLove

"That went well good!"


POTUS_PO

Sam does a ton of wild stuff on crazy bikes.


Forward-Razzmatazz33

I love his video where he got his hands on a Grizl. Stair sets, jump lines, and a back flip. Ridiculous.


kaya-jamtastic

I saw that one! He was like, “ this is a terrible idea, why am I doing this?” Does back flip. “That was nuts! I can’t believe I just did that.” Circles back. Does it again 🤣 Dude’s a hoot and super talented. Definitely understand why he’s frequently missing a tooth though!


sd00ds

Just mentioning he doesn't keep losing the tooth, it's just a fake he takes out when he's riding. Sick rider though, love his videos


UrbanJunglee

Tired of chipmunks, rabbits, and house pets in your way as you try to enjoy your daily bike ride? Never compromise, veer, or stop for others again with STRIKECYCLE!


AaronBruv

Is Diecycle a little too harsh for the younger market?


KnockoutMouse

Slicycle™


UrbanJunglee

Wow, I love slicycle. The name just makes me want one. I rushed out strikecycle and a better name was right there.


tudur

Fuzzy bunnies and sunshine are too harsh for the younger market.


Sure_Hovercraft_9766

Okay there’s something seriously wrong with what I’m seeing here. He’s in desperate need of a bike fit.


backpocket-MDCXII

Sure didn’t saw that coming…


MantraProAttitude

Exactly why I won’t use a drooper.


ThrowRAegodeath

It’s a Canyon, those wheels have to be proprietary parts


rockphotog

Cutting edge technology.


ZennerBlue

Sam Pilgrim. The Whistling Diesel of cycling.


chocolocoe20

Whistling wishes he was sam pilgrim


gassygeff89

Sam is bazillion times cooler than whistling diesel


recycledairplane1

What it feels like when a gravelľẽũř rides 28mm tires


ykraddarky

my bike when someone attempts to steal my KOM


Warm_Flamingo_2438

Ad copy: The Strotum Multcher GT uses the exclusive 2D KnobbyTec Disks to maximize the aero advantage for professional level BMX racers. KnobbyTec Disks are made of 96.9% beryllium for extreme light weight and 3.1% lead for flexibility. The 2D knobs are sharpened to reduce the contact patch while improving grip and durability over the century-old spoke and pneumatic tire system.


Potential-Height-607

With no goggles a saw tooth could pop off


olaf_fi

Does he cut pizzas for a living?


letsshittalk

me and a m8 rode around on rims back in the day but this is next level lol


icstupids

Amateur has the thread direction backwards.


Potential-Yoghurt245

Just because you can doesn't mean you should, dear lord 😟


Agent_Cow314

For anything bike related to Sam, if you can think of it and he can build it, it's getting done.


Potential-Yoghurt245

My first thought was don't break too hard the idea of getting run over by one of those blades gave me the Willie's. Although come the zombie apocalypse, where does he live and can I buy one 😁


Agent_Cow314

No brakes on that bike. He's an extremely talented biker and most of his experimental bikes don't have them. His youtube channel is quite entertaining if you're at all interested.


Potential-Yoghurt245

I have think I have to check this out now just out of pure curiosity, thank you.


Forward-Razzmatazz33

Just wait til you see what he does on a Ridley road bike and Grizl gravel bike.


Logical_Essay_5916

its good to know the teeth of the blade are pointed backward, but you ain't see me on that thing


Expensive_Tadpole789

You either KOM or you die


spicypj

pour activity


Craig_Dynasty

Needs more right pedal stroke


dsaysso

he should use clip ins.


chocolocoe20

Toe lap gonna hurt like a mutha fka


balki_123

I can't produce such good CGI.


JRaoul

?


[deleted]

That’s a cool thing for an adult to do


Low-Falcon9156

They’re on backwards tho


rydmore22

He’s half the man he used to be


PoisonMind

The Pale King was a cyclist, I see.


teamred1

Pale King, is that you?


Amourxfoxx

Him while driving and people in his was: hey watch out! Them, not paying attention: huh what? Him: *slices thru them *


FeetYeastForB12

Sam is the man


rigatoni-man

Not only are the wheels aero, but he removed the brakes for aero gains too. A+


BagODnuts55

Only thing worse than those shin eating pedals we had in the 80s....


Entire-Vermicelli-86

UCI approves


sireatalot

Today is going to be epic, because….


bigwheelsbigfeels

Hell yes fuck a public street I'm filming a YT episode!


tccdestroy

He has no breaks….


RandallOfLegend

Looks like he's riding 2 track sprinter chain rings


DontTouchMyBuns

Saw blade wheels OF DOOOOMMM


phish_sucks

When you can't own a gun in the UK


Over_Satisfaction648

r/sweatypalms


marcaurxo

That front wheel would terrify me


dusty-cat-albany

What could possibly go wrong


Bonald9056

We don't ride to Ravenholm any more...


Dear-Nebula9395

Still safer than spinnergy wheels


crasagam

The dude’s grinding.


Comfortable-Dog-8437

Yikes


rabguy1234

Typical canyon rider


Forsaken-Emphasis548

Psychology people: Hey! I want that, where do I buy it?


JVT32

r/oopsthatsdeadly


eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIs

I thought my 23mm is the slimmest


8ran60n

These saw wheels are the best!


chessboxer4

I'm glad I saw that


SomeWonOnReddit

He really knows how to shred.


_Some_Two_

I slipped 🤕 I slipped 💀


WerewolfNo890

I pay my taxes damn it! I am going to make the government road maintenance teams work for it.


Ornery-Coach-7755

r/HollowKnightMemes Is this the Pale King


[deleted]

And here I thought it would be my wife's boyfriend cutting off my cock.


Complete_Iron_8349

Epic👌🏾. Love his YouTube.


SuspiciousChicken239

/r/dingore


ItsMeGrodonFreeman

Saw Pilgrim


Gojira8939

Dude is faster then a laser bullet, louder then an atom bomb


cougieuk

Hasn't he got that idea from the Buzzsaw Brothers off of Wacky Races? 


battlingpillow27

new skylander just dropped


Upstairs_Voice_5637

Love the cheeky brits. Surprised nobody stopped him and asked if he had a “loicense” for that setup. Truly ready for shreddy


McK-Juicy

Ok but this is actually sick and something I am actively jerking to


cromulentenigmas1

Wait. Where are the comments that this is completely fake? Those are digitally added in


Independence_1991

Doctor asks “So wait… tell me again, how exactly did you loose all your limbs…”


bitstronginfo

Hello Canyon customer support…


Recipreocity

Great commuter bike..


radically_unoriginal

Breaks? Oh yeah they'll take your leg clean off!


0ush1

I’m so anxious watching this. Will he fall and cut his spine or leg? Will the wheel pop off and cut him? Like there’s no need to be dumb like this.


__BeHereNow__

Yeah the risk is just too high, imo, for something very silly. The blade could’ve easily snapped going down stairs and then you fall mouth first into the maws of hell. Or balls first. Terrifying.


0ush1

But hey at least he got a helmet on lol


Blacksheep28

this is a fake video isnt it?


Pontus_Pilates

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trzP9n5sqoc


chocolocoe20

This is old now


epicmoe

? The video only came out last week


chocolocoe20

Someone did this already, it mightve been him a while back ago also


tudur

Others have done it with blades that are actually sharp, on ice.


bhavya_running

Idiot


thatsthejokememe

Dumbest thing about this bike is how low the seat is