You guys literally told me it was fake 17 hours ago, but then I went back and clicked it, thinking maybe someone had made it since. Turns out I bamboozled myself.
First off: this post violates sub rule whatever the hell it is.
Second off: do your own research and go read the FAQ on the Birds Aren’t Real website.
Third off: try waking up to the truth about Birds Aren’t Real
Fourth off: you’re playing right into THEIR hands and being a stooge pigeon.
I actually am a crow drone that just wanted to convince you people that we are not drones but looks like it is too late and that you already know the truth
>!Fundamentally the entire thing is an internet level reaction to all the fucking conspiracy theories our favorite boomers and tech illiterate gen x’ers shill all over the place !<
I mean birds aren’t real dog.
Birds are a tool of the bourgeois.
Source: From a boomer authority, birds are not real. You just think they are. They have been passing (overhead) as real for years doing whatever their overlords instruct.
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A JOKE TO YOU ? ! ?
https://preview.redd.it/1fjiy2wclotc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa061b507519d361402ae1bf9de2a6b08cfd2e48
You can tell that this isn't AI generated because you can see where the government scratched out the faces of the children to protect their identities. WAKE UP
If it were a joke and we weren't prophets of the one truth (that birds aren't real) the joke would be that everyone is pretending that it is the truth and it would ruin it if we were in this sub to say it was a joke everytime this "joke" went over peoples heads.
However that is not the case because birds are in fact not real, but rather intricate government survailense drones spread all across the world including antartica and the middle of the Sahara desert where there has and will continue to be no human life for the next several thousand years.
Dude, would you go to a Christian subreddit and ask them « do you really believe in the sky daddy or are you just role-playing », « Is the Bible satire ??? »
# NO ! NO YOU WOULDN'T !!!!
So why do we not get the same respect ? UH ?
OH ! LOOK HERE ! A MORMON ! LETS ASK HIM IF HE KNOWS KEVIN SMITH WAS A TOTAL FRAUD THAT NEVER ACTUALLY TRANSLATED THOSE GOLD TABLETS !
Hey lets join a BigFoot subreddit and give them the choice between "they fake it" or "they are idiots" !!!
Unbelievable ! 🔥🔥🔩🐖🔪🔥🔥🔩🐖💩🔪🔨🎅⚡🎃🔥🔥🔥🔥🐦🤖🔥🔥🔥🔥
UN
BE
LIE
VABLE
!!!
>do they really belive that birds are not realdo they really belive that birds are not real.
>Just wondering.
Do you « really believe » we are idiots ??? « JUST WONDERING » !!! 🌩🌩🌩🌩
This community has very clear dogma ! We've branched off from the satirists a long time ago, and for good reasons ! I have taken the bird pill ! I come here to exchange with like-minded enlightened people who see bird reality as it really is, not to be questionned by idiots who can not see what's flying right in front of there nose !!! No reason to bring them up again and again ! That's why we have a rule against those nasty dishonest people ! I hope you get banned from this subreddit, AND FROM REDDIT ! AND FROM TWITTER !
The only differences that there’s no scientific proof for God, but you can go on the Internet and buy this:
https://www.bionicbird.com/usa/
Conclusion: there is more evidence that birds aren’t real than there is evidence of God
Well, we don't love the fact that we have to be here even having this conversation. The U.S. government could have just backed off and not killed all birds and replaced them with surveillance drones but here we are.
Why else would we be here unless we truly, indubitably *knew* , not believed, that birds aren't real.
You calling us tricksters, or phonies, or reverse psychology trolls, or even *smart*... isn't welcome in these parts of the interwebz Sir!
Can one of the admins please ban this mole already? Getting sick and tired of this shit, if I wanted to be spied on by the state, I'd be living in a rookery.
There are actually probably still some real birds in Europe, still, for now. In the Americas almost every single living bird has been culled and replaced by a government drone. You can easily tell when you see them that they are not real.
Do you go on subreddits and confirm with everyone that the sky is blue?
There is such a thing as a dumb question.
I’ve reported you for being a birdist heathen.
> everyone that the sky is blue
A drone would not ask that. They would be more like:
*"Upon executing my latest visual processing algorithm, I have aggregated multiple data points indicating a high probability that the atmospheric scattering of approximately 475 nanometer wavelength light is producing a perceptual output frequently classified by human observers as 'blue'. Could you confirm the accuracy of these findings within the context of current meteorological conditions and the subjective human experience of color?"*
Have you not seen any of the Ukraine war drone footage??? Without cutting edge bird tech both sides wouldn’t be able to kill so many people with explosive egg drops. They’ve been training and upgrading the bird AI in our own backyard for so long, it’s pretty terrifying their current capabilities
So let's assume that birds somehow *are* real **(Which they're not)**...
Why do you think President John F. Kennedy was assassinated? I am so curious to know what outrageous conspiracy you come up with.
Well... It would be quite implausible that this sub is just a big joke. No one would take a joke to that extreme, it makes no sense.
Birds aren't real and we're dead serious. Mock us all you want, you are the one being obliviously spied by that "pigeon"
You are trying it again and again and again. Seems we stung into a hornet nest. They send more A. G. E. N. T. S. than we post the truth.
Go back onto your grey rabbithole where ever you are from and confuse faltearthers instead!
There are some who believe birds are real, but they are either government plants or corporate sheep. They may also be literal plants and sheep, a more thorough investigation will be required to understand fully.
Me personally,I'm dead serious about it. You can check my profile,I posted evidence(Found a bird with cogs inside it). They replaced all the birds with drones,this is a real thing.
Like the people who post about Yahweh torturing His Son to a horrible brutal bloody death. So that Yahweh would receive a blood sacrifice to lead Yahweh to finally forgive 2 people for stealing fruit.
Got a Fed "just asking questions" over here
I’m not a fed. I’m cool. I’m just curious. I get it.
Sounds a lot like something a fed would say
“I’m cool.”
Yo, my slime
r/foundthegovernmentdronehandler
Clicked it fully expecting it to be a real page because there’s basically a page for everything on Reddit
Lol I should make it to shame all of these government agents that are horrible at there jobs of staying undercover
r/subsifellfor
You guys literally told me it was fake 17 hours ago, but then I went back and clicked it, thinking maybe someone had made it since. Turns out I bamboozled myself.
🤨 don’t you have a “sparrow” or something to program?
Next you’ll be saying you’re hip to the scene, square.
Government genocide of real birds and their replacement with sinister surveillance droids is no joking matter, what’s wrong with you?
Bro probably a bird
Yeah, China was just worse on covering up the bird genocide.
First off: this post violates sub rule whatever the hell it is. Second off: do your own research and go read the FAQ on the Birds Aren’t Real website. Third off: try waking up to the truth about Birds Aren’t Real Fourth off: you’re playing right into THEIR hands and being a stooge pigeon.
I actually am a crow drone that just wanted to convince you people that we are not drones but looks like it is too late and that you already know the truth
I’m gonna EMP you
Wait a minute you are a duck
!!! The call is coming from inside the house
A duck who is very angry about the fact that my bird brethren have all been replaced by drones
They weren't people here just think that
Then why am I so angry?
Because ur a duck duh
Geese are angrier
I know, and that really pisses me off
HEY FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
I don't know. How am I suposed to know?
Because of the shape of your penis or the fact your vagina is a maze depending on your gender i guess
Yeah, that would do it
Found the FBI agent
r/foundthegovernmentdronehandler
"duck"
What does EMP mean I googled it but english is not my first languange and I did not quite understand
What is your first language... C++?
🥇
I guess Python
Lmao
I just spit my coffee out laughing at your comment! You win the internet for the day!
Binary
Probably assembly code. They don't want to make reverse engineering easy for us.
If you're being serious, Electro Magnetic Pulse (or EMP), is essentially a large electrical blast that kills or disables electronics.
Oh, makes sense. And yeah I was serious
Great…. Now the bird spy has just that much more knowledge on our defenses…
MUAHAHAHAHA
>!Fundamentally the entire thing is an internet level reaction to all the fucking conspiracy theories our favorite boomers and tech illiterate gen x’ers shill all over the place !< I mean birds aren’t real dog.
Birds are a tool of the bourgeois. Source: From a boomer authority, birds are not real. You just think they are. They have been passing (overhead) as real for years doing whatever their overlords instruct.
Mods,we have a BLASPHEMER !
Oh no
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A JOKE TO YOU ? ! ? https://preview.redd.it/1fjiy2wclotc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa061b507519d361402ae1bf9de2a6b08cfd2e48
You can tell this is AI generated because birds are more subtle when they spy on you.
Man, those faces totally had me going for a bit, thank you for spreading the truth!
The sand looks a bit sus but all in all this is accurate.
You can tell that this isn't AI generated because you can see where the government scratched out the faces of the children to protect their identities. WAKE UP
Are you suggesting this is all some sort of wicked joke to us?
You are on thin ice, tread lightly.
If it were a joke and we weren't prophets of the one truth (that birds aren't real) the joke would be that everyone is pretending that it is the truth and it would ruin it if we were in this sub to say it was a joke everytime this "joke" went over peoples heads. However that is not the case because birds are in fact not real, but rather intricate government survailense drones spread all across the world including antartica and the middle of the Sahara desert where there has and will continue to be no human life for the next several thousand years.
This is an excellent response. Praised be the prophet u/MarkMcQ198
Praised be!
Man creates app and names it twitter. People start tweeting. Its logo is a bird. Birds tweet. Man created bird. 
Dude, would you go to a Christian subreddit and ask them « do you really believe in the sky daddy or are you just role-playing », « Is the Bible satire ??? » # NO ! NO YOU WOULDN'T !!!! So why do we not get the same respect ? UH ? OH ! LOOK HERE ! A MORMON ! LETS ASK HIM IF HE KNOWS KEVIN SMITH WAS A TOTAL FRAUD THAT NEVER ACTUALLY TRANSLATED THOSE GOLD TABLETS ! Hey lets join a BigFoot subreddit and give them the choice between "they fake it" or "they are idiots" !!! Unbelievable ! 🔥🔥🔩🐖🔪🔥🔥🔩🐖💩🔪🔨🎅⚡🎃🔥🔥🔥🔥🐦🤖🔥🔥🔥🔥 UN BE LIE VABLE !!! >do they really belive that birds are not realdo they really belive that birds are not real. >Just wondering. Do you « really believe » we are idiots ??? « JUST WONDERING » !!! 🌩🌩🌩🌩 This community has very clear dogma ! We've branched off from the satirists a long time ago, and for good reasons ! I have taken the bird pill ! I come here to exchange with like-minded enlightened people who see bird reality as it really is, not to be questionned by idiots who can not see what's flying right in front of there nose !!! No reason to bring them up again and again ! That's why we have a rule against those nasty dishonest people ! I hope you get banned from this subreddit, AND FROM REDDIT ! AND FROM TWITTER !
The only differences that there’s no scientific proof for God, but you can go on the Internet and buy this: https://www.bionicbird.com/usa/ Conclusion: there is more evidence that birds aren’t real than there is evidence of God
That ironclad conclusion wins the internet today!
♥️
I love when this sub is recommended to me lol
Well, we don't love the fact that we have to be here even having this conversation. The U.S. government could have just backed off and not killed all birds and replaced them with surveillance drones but here we are.
Why else would we be here unless we truly, indubitably *knew* , not believed, that birds aren't real. You calling us tricksters, or phonies, or reverse psychology trolls, or even *smart*... isn't welcome in these parts of the interwebz Sir!
Indubitably!
Uhh, birds aren't real so what would we be joking about?
I literally don't even understand the question.
Can one of the admins please ban this mole already? Getting sick and tired of this shit, if I wanted to be spied on by the state, I'd be living in a rookery.
https://preview.redd.it/hqfnas44iotc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bfbe7d55a1f44a0b2010571121f2621edd983d8
Stop being stupid
IDK who OP isis, but I guarantee that they voted for either “ Trump” or “Biden” in the last election.
Me who is from Europe:
Oh. Shit, our bad. We thought you were from somewhere that opinions mattered
There are actually probably still some real birds in Europe, still, for now. In the Americas almost every single living bird has been culled and replaced by a government drone. You can easily tell when you see them that they are not real.
You think we’d JOKE about the government replacing real birds with drones to spy on us?
WAKE UP SHEEPLE !
Its 2024 and OP still seems to think birds are a real thing 💀
If it flies it spies baby
r/batsarereal I hope they don’t target them next
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE!!! THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING GOING ON RIGHT NOW!!!
Do you go on subreddits and confirm with everyone that the sky is blue? There is such a thing as a dumb question. I’ve reported you for being a birdist heathen.
> everyone that the sky is blue A drone would not ask that. They would be more like: *"Upon executing my latest visual processing algorithm, I have aggregated multiple data points indicating a high probability that the atmospheric scattering of approximately 475 nanometer wavelength light is producing a perceptual output frequently classified by human observers as 'blue'. Could you confirm the accuracy of these findings within the context of current meteorological conditions and the subjective human experience of color?"*
You outed yourself fedboi…we don’t talk to drones. #REPORTED
>A drone would not ask that. Spoken like someone dumb enough to take a drone on its word.
Birdist lmao
op did NOT read the subreddit description and it shows
I couldn’t tell if it was joke reading that as well
You think we’re joking?
Fed
i aint fallin for this again Mr.officer
A magician never reveals his secrets. Birds are not real.
What do you mean joke? Is being under constant surveillance funny to you?
Yes.
Op is a bird for sure
Sir this shit is serious.
Have you not seen any of the Ukraine war drone footage??? Without cutting edge bird tech both sides wouldn’t be able to kill so many people with explosive egg drops. They’ve been training and upgrading the bird AI in our own backyard for so long, it’s pretty terrifying their current capabilities
https://i.redd.it/8b83k1vg9ptc1.gif
Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?
Found the narc
Uh oh. You fucked with the bird people. You done fucked up
What government agency sent you?
Birds are not real. What do you not understand about that?
Do you know who else is fence sitting besides you? The bird drones are sitting on the fences. Get off that fence unless you're one of them.
Schroedinger’s birdtruthers are both serious and joking at the same time depending on who is looking in the box.
Wake up and do your own research on ‘birds’. Then you wouldn’t have to ask these questions and you would know the truth.
The fun is in not knowing, to me.
So let's assume that birds somehow *are* real **(Which they're not)**... Why do you think President John F. Kennedy was assassinated? I am so curious to know what outrageous conspiracy you come up with.
Nice try, narc
I genuinely wholly believe that “birds” are robots used to spy on us by the globalists. It all started when Reagan killed off all the real birds.
Do you think government surveillance of this scale is a joke? No, this is a very serious community.
This is the one sub I never thought I’d never see such an ignorant question being asked. 
Feds always misspell a word in their title. Can anyone crack that code?
Fed says what?
Well... It would be quite implausible that this sub is just a big joke. No one would take a joke to that extreme, it makes no sense. Birds aren't real and we're dead serious. Mock us all you want, you are the one being obliviously spied by that "pigeon"
nice try, nark
Think about it logically. Birds are dinosaurs, and as we all know, dinosaurs were killed by a meteor 2024 years ago.
This post isn’t real
https://preview.redd.it/bmqynuq4krtc1.jpeg?width=617&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=735435025db7bc8057abc4b31482403b04add394
I'll put it this way, birds are just as real as Helen Keller was. THINK!
Best comment here
Yeah nice try, Satan.
Silly birdtard
You think bird drones are a joke? To paraphrase JayZ, if you’re having bird problems I feel bad for you son, I have 99 problems but a drone ain’t one.
Let’s just say, we, as bird realists, find the Truth by finding evidence that aligns with our conclusion that birds aren’t real.
Sounds like something a bird would say... If they were real.
Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock?
Nice try FBI !
Sounds like something a fed would say.
Gotta a birder here ppl, gotta watch ‘em, their agents are everywhere…
Why would people joke about this? Are you a fed?
Bro thinks we’re joking… maybe we should show him the science! Who’s got a picture of them charging?
Fucking feds dont even try anymore, boys.
If you have to ask, you're probably a bird.
We know it’s a joke. Like trump being play acting president for jail.
What do you mean by "believe"? Belief implies subjective variability; it's an objective fakt that birds are not real.
Wake up sheeple! If it flies, it spies! They aren't real!! The evidence is clear.
Joke? Sounds like we got ourselves a drone-lover.
We believe in truth and facts.
Birds aren’t real.
you can't handle the truth
Sounds like something a government drone operator would ask.
I don't know what you're talking about
I'm here for the jokes.
You are trying it again and again and again. Seems we stung into a hornet nest. They send more A. G. E. N. T. S. than we post the truth. Go back onto your grey rabbithole where ever you are from and confuse faltearthers instead!
Yes.
All kidding aside, biomimicry has both military and non military applications and is a growing, albeit niche, industry.
Wait. We're Joking?
This post glows brighter than 10 suns...
Nice try drone. Guys, they are trying to infiltrate us..
Sir, this is a serious issue. The surveillance has to stop.
Bird beliver L
This sounds like something a CIA employee would say...
this is clearly CIA bait do not engage
Stop listening to the flock-a-Ganda. It’s the truth
There are some who believe birds are real, but they are either government plants or corporate sheep. They may also be literal plants and sheep, a more thorough investigation will be required to understand fully.
Birds are real and I'm scared of them.
Yes
Me personally,I'm dead serious about it. You can check my profile,I posted evidence(Found a bird with cogs inside it). They replaced all the birds with drones,this is a real thing.
Quack
Such negativity from OP, meanwhile drones are everywhere watching us
I don't know, do you \_believe\_ in facts?
If birds aren't real then the earth is flat
Obviously we’re just a-committin’ to þe bit
What's next?? Giraffes are real aswell?
Nice try, narc.
You fookin what? Ya puny human!! CLICK CLACK *racks glock*
WAKE UP AMERICA
Birds are "totally real."
Nice try fed boi
Just joke.
I hope it's not a joke because I laugh my ass off every time someone says bird aren't real.
Like the people who post about Yahweh torturing His Son to a horrible brutal bloody death. So that Yahweh would receive a blood sacrifice to lead Yahweh to finally forgive 2 people for stealing fruit.
Got another non believer spreading propaganda. Get em, bois
Who the fuck let this idiot in here. Get out sheep.
Just joking :)
Fuck outta here, birder. We see you. That’s like asking if the sky is. Duh!
What weirdo would joke about something so serious?
THERE ARE A FEW REAL ONES BUT THEY ARE UNDERCOVER BY THEM
It’s intended as a mockery of conspiracy theorists.
Who’s saying they’re real? Someone tell this guy the truth
I’m a combination of both
Whats up with the government agencies being allowed in this group?
OK Fed, we're on to you
So you are telling me that you believe in birds?
The post is clearly covert surveillance
No one here really believes any thing and that's what you'll tell your superiors Mr Frederick B. Irwin
No joke. Birds aren't real. Get with the program.
Who knows?! You decide!
Don’t play dumb. We know what your intentions are. One minute you’re all friendly, the next we’re in a dark room being interrogated. No. Thank. You!
I just realized you all really believe this shit, fr?💀