Is this a good time to mention I have 3 whole BTC? If not, just tell me when. I'll wait.

•Indian accent• hi this is John smith, how are you doing today?

Are you occasionally from Microsoft ? Have you found the virus on his computer ?

Yes! I am occasionally from Microsoft. I did find a virus on his computer. I’m going to remote into it now… just hit accept on the email from MicROsoFT.

John Bitcoin

I'm only a little surprised someone hasn't named their child Bitcoin yet.

What about Satashi Nagasake???

Apparently in Crimea someone has 😂

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Oh my God, my computer might have a virus? Yeah I'll install this software so you can remote in and fix it for me!

I’m from coinbase and we need to confirm your account.

Ok buddy please say 12 words and show bobs

Hi sar*

😭

I get one every time we hit ATH.

That's rookie shit. I traded this dipshit 10,000 BTC for like 3 pizza. And I still have 9999 of them. I used one to buy GME options when it was exploding. I am a multi-millionare now and looking for my next investment. Hopefully someone on reddit can recommend.

Wait you guys don't have 21million of them yet?

I have 3 holes

Hello guud sir! I have opportunity of a life! It has been approved from Mr. Sailor himself! Just need to send me 3 btc and will see return in no more than 3 days of 9 btc! Please please take advantage of this offer fruum Mr. Sailor!

Whats gonna happen? Every other person here is making shit it up. It might as well mean nothing. I am satoshi with 1mil BTC come and get me. (seed is in my ass)

IRS here, spread your cheeks, now!

Parties over! Spread em wide bucco!

Sounds like it just began, to me.

I’m literally Blackrock. I have a couple BTC from when my dad gave me my allowance in BTC. Can’t believe he’s demanding I pay him back

You made me laugh. Don’t do it again.

People post in other forums. They might even post photographs of their cactus collection. Someone posted their insignificant 0.5 BTC $25k now. But in 4 years time that will be $300k and we know where they live because of their cactus pictures. You can extrapolate from there.

That's why I don't use self-custody for my cactus. It's held in a secure greenhouse at a remote location.

Even if you’re not making shit up, and disclose the real amount you have, and it’s a lot. So fucking what? If you’re stupid enough to fall for some online scam, disclosing how much bitcoin you have is the least of your problems. This PSA might as well be - never use internet, ever. It’s very dangerous. Going outside is also not recommended, too many dangers there as well.

Yeah but also don’t forget about the dangers of staying at home.

I have 0.5 BTC

I have 25 million Bitcoin.

I have 69 bitcoin

Nice

But I love people knowing I own 1.27BTC

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-stand up- I have 9 btc

I am Spartacus.

I am Elon Musk

Were you here?

We won’t know until we open the box.

Well played!

Explain for me pls. Elon is a cat and we don’t know if he’s dead?

Elon is a person and we don’t know if he was here. We would need to open the box to find out one way or another.

Im not a cat, but I would like to be one. Wouldn’t have to work so much on robot taxi

I wuz here

I don't have to listen to you, random internet person! I do what I want! I have 8,675,309 Bitcorn. Whole ears, too, not just kernels. Fite me.

I have 20.45 BTC. Eagerly waiting for someone to target me.

I have a COOOOOL .26 BTC.

I have 1152 bitcoin come get er bitches !!!! Lol

I don't own any BTC. I'm here for the fellowship and memes.

Same. I don’t have 42069 BTC

People have done this for years and will continue to do so

Got .0032 myself

6.7 BTC, come and pry it off my hardware wallet. Nobody comes after my 3 btc worth off car on my driveway or 12 BTC worth of assets in my brokerage. 

What car do u drive

Taycan touring. 

Very nice

Right? Not to be mean but only someone poor could think their 0.1 btc makes them a target.

I have 1 sat

Keep stacking my friend!!

UTXO king

What does sat mean

Sat is short for Satoshi (the creator of Bitcoin) and is equal to 0.00000001 (one hundred millionth) bitcoin

Completely agree with OP but I'm sick of posting reminders not to brag about your bag to beginners etc. only to be told by more experienced and reckless tossers to "come and get me". Scammers must love it.

as a scammer, when i see posters advising others not to share, they become my next target. obviously they have something to hide.

Shhhh

It's funny how people think they're completely anonymous on Reddit. It takes about 10 minutes of looking through someone's old posts to figure out enough to target them. If you have someone on the inside at Reddit it's even easier!

Yuuup Scammers. Kidnappers. GOVT 🐒 endless list

I have one hundred million bitcoins. Papa satoshi made extra for me. 21 million for yous, 100 million for mes.

Well I have 100,000,001 BTC

have 22 million btc

I have 1.75 and growing.

I have 3.5 BTC

Maybe some of us like to be scammed. Tend to your own knitting.

Probably most of those posts are bots to normalise sharing your valuables.

woah

Quality advice too bad you’re preaching to some of the slowest 🦥 bros ever to live in moms basement

Easy to say when you don't have any, won't trust the info if you won't share how many you own.

I have 613

7.0064

The best thing to say is that you wish you had more.

I'll stick with lost all in a boat accident

I have 12

Hey it’s me Satoshi. I have 5 million BTC DM me to win some

19.7

This post didn't work out to well for you huh? My 0.567 bitcoin and I do what we want!

I have 376 BTC so what?

I have 3 holes and I can hodl forever

I have 69420 btc

I've between 0.001 BTC and 20 000 000 BTC

I have .006

I just hit 4 btc # buythedip

Only have 0.06.... for now.. my goal is 1 entire coin

.50 btc here. I welcome all scammers.

I recently lost all my 100 BTC in a boating accident. Can some scammer contact me and send me some? My DMs are open.

I have 2.65

I have 10

I have a bunch of sats

I HAVE 6 BTC

I have 11.something, why do you ask?

I have just over 2 Bitcoins.

A little over .2 ... oh shit, you said STOP sharing, I read START sharing. My bad.

I just hit 3.5 BYC

I have 69 btc

Nah its fine. They cant get in my cold wallet

.69 right here. Come at me. Also know it’s easy to detect a scammer and I’ll enjoy messing with you.

So long as there are people stupid enough to think owning zero point something btc is announcement worthy, the scammers have plenty of low hanging fruit to keep them occupied with no need to develop more advanced techniques. Morons are the first line of defense for everyone else.

I've only got 168 BTC. I'm hardly a target

Often times when someone posts about their stack, I go through their comment history and can narrow down where they live and some characteristics like gender, occupation and health problems in about 5 minutes. It’ll be the same with me but I don’t post about any stack I might own or not.

I've got zero bitcoin 🫤

You have zero bitcoin SO FAR

Unlimmeted 😊 try

Got 200. Come get me!

I has a jar of dirt!

I have all the Bitcoin

I have 22 million of them.

Now is a perfect time to state that I currently hold 21,000,001 bitcoin! /s Edit to remove an overzealous “0”

Looking to buy a new boat right now...

The broader public is here. And they have exactly X Amount of Bitcoin and have no cares for privacy.

I have 34567.56btc I just day trade btc as I basicly can't work

Proud owner of 1 FULL SAT! Come get it boys!

I call it a dick swinging contest

So I’m just suppose to hold my 4.2069 Bitcoin?

I have 2.7g weed

I have 21 million Bitcoins

I feel like this posts are specifically by some shady people to look for marks. They should actually be banned

People don’t have to answer DMs - everything here is anonymous - you must assume literally everyone who posts on Reddit how much BTC they accumulated are clueless morons - which I highly doubt because they are buying bitcoin - have a nice day

I have ZERO BTC. I used to have many, but now I have access to zero. Harddrive got corrupted in a fire. Never backed up anything including keys, mnemonic code, or anything. Life is hard sometimes. Learn your lessons.

4 sure you dont really mean that.

Can’t remember if I have 24.1038 or if I lost them in a boating accident.

I have 10 million bitcoin

Yeah, I agree: don't share your stack... But bull market? Lol no.

Read the title and post, clicked to read the comments knew what was coming... thank you reddit, you did not disappoint! 😁

Number 1 Rule of FightClub (bitcoin club) IS YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHTCLUB (bitcoin club)

Lol

I'm finally a boat accident haver.

to expand on your post , never share how much of any asset / stock you have. **AND** do not post what broker / service you use either

Just bought my 22nd million bitcoin, I know it’s not much but it’s what I can afford. It on a ship from the Antarctic. Hope it doesn’t sink

Word Lyfe son!

I see this post a few times a week now. No one is sitting on this sub targeting people who are bragging about hitting .20 Bitcoin. It's just absurd. There's way more effective ways of scamming people. If they have the knowledge to actually target you they'll be pulling off more effective scams that cast a far wider net or have much higher success ratios. Last time I posted this some guy looked me up and found really old information that is purposely left up. I change accounts every so often then delete most of them whenever I feel "exposed". Familiarize yourself with the real, common scams out there that people frequently fall for rather than worrying about being targeted for your Bitcoin based on some reddit posts.

I have approximately 0.00087 BTC! To the moon!

I own like 107373 btc to be honest

OP no like share. OP has something to hide. Scammers notice. OP becomes target.

I have 220 btc and willing to give them away to the last who comments

Jokes on you. I have 525,600 min..bitcoins!!

That was the old days when btc was mostly used for drugs, in the verge on being illegal, people had 100, 1000, or 10000 btc and they were not only worried about being targeted for how much their bitcoins were worth now but how much they would be worth in the future. Even if your btc was only worth $10k now you didn't want to be targeted in the future as a known millionaire or billionaire. Things are a little different now. There are a million people just like you with a just a few coins, it is harder to single you out and you have much less potential in the future. Also I think those Wallstreet bets guys gave bitcoiners a sense of ease because the wsb guys are constantly posting their accounts and you never hear about them being robbed. If i had more than 10 coins I think I'd still keep it under wraps though. And definitely don't respond to any pms here.

I have 0.12345678. Find me mofos.

ya srs no one except scammers care you bought a half coin, get a life.

I've got 12 Toshis Hodling until I die! /s

Start hoarding why little fiat others lose.

I have all of the btc

And how on earth would a scammer get my btc just because I shared on Reddit? It’s not like I’m saying I own 2.5 BTC and then putting my seed key next to it 🤦🏻‍♂️

What if I want to be targeted by scammers?

Got hacked, lost it all. Here we go again :)

I’ve got sweet feck all

I just saved my first 99th whole btc!

Who cares. Lose the tin foil hats boys. We're gonna be okay.

I am fearless Craig Wright and i own 22 million bitcoin 

what’s gonna happen lmaaooo complete strangers on the internet can’t take my bitcoin

69420 BTC

I have 69 btc

I have some. It’s not enough.

I have tree fitty bitcoin.

I don’t own any bitcoin whatsoever. I’m waiting for it to drop back to $.06 so I can scoop it up and get rich!

Who gives a fuck

Agree, also stop to try to convince others about get into bitcoin, even family.

I have fity thou BTC

5.7152 fight me bitch

Think I still have enough for 10 pizzas. Long as the same guy still works there shouldn't be over 2000

I have over 21,000,000 BTC!

I’d wager every last one of my 46 Bitcoins that this guy’s right.

Is 10 btc enough?

It’s the way of the arrogant (or lying) Redditor dipshit though…. Brag about your fortune or lie about it. For karma! But seriously, fuck anyone to hell who shares this info.

I totally have 69 btc

Bro, there are much better ways of finding who has what than camping random people's social media and waiting for them to slip up. For instance data breaches, and exchange vulnerabilities.

I have .000000000454 BTC.

I have zero and I’m ready to receive my first offer

I have 420.69 BTC

Whatever. I have 2.5 BTC. Or is it 25? Oh wait I went on a boating trip and lost my keys so I have zero now. You can post anything. It doesn’t make it true.