This all started over a Kendrick vs Drake beef. (Husband thinks Drake is winning, side dude thinks Kendrick is winning) Conclusion: 1. The last picture in the slide is the side dude outside of the wife's grandmother's house 2. The sidedude gave husband his location and told him to pull up. He filmed himself from the location and said he would wait for an hour 3. He waited for an hour and nothing happened so he left 4. Husband is doing nothing but tweeting threats and arguing with peoople 5. Wife replies to side dude's tweet and tells him to stop lying. He says "put it on jehovah" that he's lying. She doesn't reply... Her only tweet really addressing the situation: https://preview.redd.it/fu0agcn7b8yc1.png?width=735&format=png&auto=webp&s=4ed7e614462d430aa03f8dbd73ac62910fb758c9

They need to take a seat and play some TPAB. Cleanse the negativity out the mind & soul. Every nigga is a star man. 

Or GKMC >"Fuck! I'm tired of this shit! I'm tired of fuckin' runnin', I'm tired of this shit! My brother, homie!"

😂😂😂 Okay ! We start them off on a light dosage of GKMC. But we need to up the ante and finish the treatment with 10,000mg of TPAB. Good shout ! 

They both definitely need water

Thank you Dr Mick Jenkins

Holy water

or any drake album put both they ass to sleep https://preview.redd.it/7moidmhpyayc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28b3e251e9f164ff79aa952d8d98ebfc5f5beac4

I will never forget the first time I heard that shit, fuckin powerful man

I fell asleep with headphones listening to this album the first time. Not because it was boring but because I was kinda sleepy and comfortable it was nap time. The dialogue before Dying of Thirst slowly woke me up and I was in a post-nap haze as that track played. I was feeling that beat and his flow in my soul, y'all. I still get that feeling when I play the track back 10 years later.

I don’t know what’s going on but I used to fall asleep to Take Care. I’m not sure if that’s relevant.

Lol bruh just found out his wife just cheated on him, he needs some OG Slim Shady, not some “We Gon Be Alright” cuz no they ain’t lol

Slim Shady who rapped about killing his wife !? 😂😂 We don't want more brothers in the system over females. https://i.redd.it/jcsihvxa1ayc1.gif

I’m not saying he should do it 😂😂 Just blast that shit and find like an old printer to smash. He ain’t gonna want to be listen to no Kumbaya shit right now is all I’m saying lol


Kumbaya, my lord, I might do things that you might not support. 🤣

Play the OG Boris Gardner version though

📠🎯 Have a g tearing up... https://preview.redd.it/qvpp5p1rg9yc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbf67186b1d3292d13273332c324683698a07f83

IYKYK Vamo Millo

Or D.A.M.N. just cuz

They skip the intros nowadays 😢

Damn shame. Can't skip the hors d'oeuvres when fine dining.

Sure but there's a star here that is about to go Super Nova.

Or play Poetic Justice and reminisce over the good ole days

Or play some Gravediggaz and Onyx and reminisce over the good good ole days

I’m bout to list to UMI SAYS after reading this

I chime in, haven't you people ever heard of, closing the goddamn app?

No, it’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationalityyyy 

Oh, well, in fact, well, I'll look at it this way: I mean, technically our marriage is saved (by some random nigga on twitter)

So pour the prosecco, pour the prosecco

*AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIN*

Still waiting for the perfect time to utilize my username and you just went and did it

It takes some doing, but I can make that sentence fit with the tempo

Top shelf comment

"When keeping it real goes wrong"

Not Prosecco papi

*Looks for replies from Bartles & Jaymes Becky, and Smirnoff Ice Sarah*

Just wondering when White Claw Willy is gonna step in

https://preview.redd.it/ssoiv1us9ayc1.jpeg?width=969&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3e72850378ed7d5e2d2597bec6d5766a4de2db8

clearly we need moonshine mami to give her take on it

We’ll need to get Moonshine Mitchell first.

*Mike's Hard Lemonade checking in!*

White claw willy is out fishing and doesn't care

*Bartles & Jaymes Becky* - BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA consider this one stolen!

Sex on the Beach Samantha! Just every low-alcohol drink!

Lol one of the girls from Teen Mom has a drunk mom and everybody in the sub calls her Smirnoff Suzy

How is it that you said one of the teen moms has a drunk mom, and that somehow didn't narrow it down much? Lol

I like drake’s music but these stans are terrible. To nickname yourself after another niggas nickname and threaten to kill someone over their beef is weird af.

I thought it was just an ironic screen name. I didn’t think anyone would claim Prosecco like that 😂

Lol if he had the sense enough for that name to be ironic he wouldn’t be a Drake Stan

Somewhere out there is a sincere Hard Seltzer Papa

I mean, side dude is fuckin his wife so I assume those threats are valid.

Wait so how they know each other then? I don’t have Twitter since that Nazi corrupted it.

Dang.... Ol' Musky caught a stray...

That man doesn't catch strays, we putting the chrome straight on his chest

Ya, Musk kinda put the bullseye on himself and went to stand down range. Bro could have been Tony Stark if he just knew how to shut the fuck up

Instead, he went out like Harvey Dent. You either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain.

Nah this dude was never even close to being a hero. Just had his PR team fooling everyone early on

For real, but then he bought Twitter and then really let the stupid out

What I don’t know is how these PR teams for people like Elon & Aaron Rogers that they’re this dumb a secret for this long. Did they just dangle keys in front of them every time they were about to send a tweet before lol

Honest to god I think Elon didn’t care about the social media popularity until he got labeled a memer, and then he went full blown “this is my personality now” and now it’s all he cares about

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Lmaooo which one of them you ridin? Also… https://preview.redd.it/3o6lsim4leyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1f69410c99000287637e405f4e93dee7a9440f0

You son of a bitch!!!!

More like Henry Ford

Just without the engineering prowess or the courage or the charisma.

Wasn't he in one of the Iron Man movies?

Yeah.

A white supremacist Tony Stark, i'm cool without that.

https://preview.redd.it/diktr4ajv8yc1.jpeg?width=1037&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=324f5f1db59e6b2482486d1fe4c50ad53c10dbdd


How does your chromosome lacking ass think twitter got ruined? U just on the bandwagon cuz u not original

I have no clue what you're talking about and I feel your anger is misplaced... I'm saying Elon Musk deserves all the disrespect I deleted my Twitter account as soon as I heard he might buy it because I knew he'd end up doing it.

It's not a stray if it's aimed right at you

Same bud. Same. Not getting it again either.

what timeline am I in?? Redditors not slobbering all over Elon musks meat for once????

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He’s been supporting and commenting shit like “hmm interesting” under almost every sort of racial pseudoscience and anti immigrant content you can imagine. Is he personally a Nazi? Maybe or maybe not, but at best he’s definitely a racist who doesn’t mind pushing neo Nazi talking points.

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Prosecutors watching them do this dumb shit publicly. 

“@ProsecoPapi Damn bruh, what happened to dude’s pops? Also, you finna ride up on him wit that AK after he disrespect your fam nd The Boy, or what?” https://preview.redd.it/xion6amm1ayc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88574a461b2bfa6dd5c904c5ebee5e9e8dc38047

bruuuuuhhhhhhhh

> that shit got yo daddy killed and you want a reunion They showed in Young Thugs trial they’ll use your lyrics to prove your connection to crime & murder and dudes are just admitting to being involved in a potential murder for free on Twitter. No one learns anything ever.

"Rappers are always snitching on themselves."

as the poet once said “rap snitches, telling all their business…”

sit in the court and be their own star witness

This is a real life boondocks episode

Life is just one big boondocks episode at this point

"Just another... Black man. Everyday an episode of boondocks and it's really nothin you can do about it" -Doctur Dot -Earthgang -Mecca

*wowgr8

If they had their own category, Nigga moments would be the third leading killer of black men behind pork chops and FEMA

Do they not have jobs? Like WTF are y'all doing???

I swear. So embarrassing beefing over someone else’s beef.

Ok so as I understand it, the two dudes are just regular ass dudes, not rappers? IRL acquaintances if you will? So two regular dudes are arguing over this drake/kendrick beef and the one dude just goes “well that’s why ya wife was blowin up my phone”? 

Crazy. That’s some pop music stan type shit — like that time a couple of months ago when one of Nicki Minaj’s “Barbs” flew from LA to Phoenix to fight a Dua Lipa stan.

Didn’t even know there were Dua Lipa stans

There’s dozens of us!

I would do anything for Dua. Anything 🔫🔫🔫

Me too 🍑😝 Edit- And great name btw too haha

Can you plz fight so the rest of us can know beyond doubt who's the biggest Stan?

I accept this challenge

Did they actually fight though bc I would pay CASH to see that

[The cops were called](https://www.dexerto.com/music/dua-lipa-fan-calls-cops-as-nicki-minaj-fan-flies-to-his-house-to-settle-beef-2590680/) 😂

LMFAOOOOOOO

All of this for what? What did they get out of this?

Clicks. That's all anyone posting their business online really wants.

What being terminally online does to anyone. At least he found out about his spouse's cheating tho.

"We could all be reading a book right now"

As if any of those illiterate mfers read

Eh. They’re reading AND writing…

Not books, and not well.

Yep, and I’ve already gone overboard in defending their literacy.

I think diss songs are fun. I know people hate Drake on here but I’ve been bumping “push ups” and “euphoria”. But it is not the serious at the end of the Drake and Kendrick are performers. It’s not that deep lol

Mfers get Parasocial with Artists nowadays its so weird lol. I always thought judging other peoples music tastes is corny too honestly cause the entire point of music is that it is subjective lol, and everyone’s definition of what “good” music is very different

Drake is a groomer but “it’s not that serious”? Ok. Not my place to point out who you give your money to.

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You say that as if I wouldn’t welcome the idea of human touch…

what the hell just happened here

Drake’s a groomer and this subreddit thinks it’s funny, because it’s Drake. Basically same shit that happens over at MAGA with Trump.

I don’t understand how Niggas could fuck somebody that belongs to someone else because every single time I’ve had a woman throwing pussy my way knowing she had a man at home, I felt sick to my stomach because it didn’t feel right. Some people are just wired differently ig. Bragging about stuff like this on the internet is crazy tho because what does that truly bring you?

You’re just not thirsty and have a conscious. End of the day if she’s a cheater she’ll fuck somebody else eventually but I’m not gonna aid in some dudes misery.

I turned down some pussy once NOT just because the woman was married with kids, but because her husband was a good guy who handled his business. She felt bored because he was a nice guy and wanted to fuck someone from the streets, I declined her offer. “I don’t need this type of shit coming back to me in the future” is what I was thinking at the time.

Eww I hate that for you bro. She’s a cake eater

If she’s fucking multiple people… does she really belong to anyone?

The streets. She belongs to the streets.

The streets 

There’s plenty of meaningless or regrettable sex you can have without harming a third party. Don’t stop listening to your conscience.

Picking sides over 2 millionaires beefing. Just enjoy the music and get on with your life. 

 reading your username

It's 3 PM on a Friday afternoon. Don't these troglodytes have a job or something? Damn....

Yea bruh its OG's job to run up on internet haters, and Its papis job to have haters.

2024

Katt Williams threw the folding chair.

https://preview.redd.it/deo88doyeayc1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b68b9030b50b1417cdd1a30e168b86b3f98b5557 Husband like “ I should’ve known something was wrong when we had a house warming and he was already connected to the WiFi” 🥺

The calling out an address to meet up at reminds me of this jam band wook wanna be gangster that I was trolling on a festival page. He revealed his location and I googled a spot near him and told him I was there waiting on him, and kept him going for an hour or so. Plot Twist: I was like five states away. 😆

I entertained that foolishness twice before. On both occasions the person was talking crazy so I gave them an address where I waited for 30 mins. On both occasions no one showed up then it dawned on me- 1) I was wasting my time on random strangers from the internet and 2) any one of them could be a cop or fed.

This ain’t over no rap beef. Side dude was probably waiting for a reason.. any reason, to pull out his Trump card

Any reason AT ALL

Lively Hood is gold

Not Century & Western area? She ain’t worth it.

Dude that is raw. Blowing him on her wedding day. That is some go kill a mofo shit. I may not be tough but I will run you over in my car type of shit.

These idiots playing Twitter tag over music beef is one of the dumbest things I’ve read so far this year. Even worse is one of these losers brings God’s name into it.

We can't chalk this up to rap beef. The side dude just needed an excuse to expose the wife and waited on a disagreement to happen. This is just niggatry at its finest

This is embarrassing. Only black people take a rap beef seriously enough to ruin their personal lives.

Yo watch your mouth

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I’ve never been so happy to be uninformed about something in my life.

Side dishes should stay in their corners

Oh shit I've been on reddit so long I forgot twitter beef got real


People getting pettier and nastier by the motherfuckin minute damn

Lots of steam in the lively hood

Twitter fingers turn to trigger fingers

Lol I’m a country white dude and this sub keeps popping up on my home and some of the shit I see here is fucking hilarious. I don’t know anything about this beef but this sounds hilarious.

Is this real lol it would be funny if they both capping and don’t know each other 😂😂

"Call me dollar, cause i just might fuck yo main bitch. That's just how i feel"

Trifling

Why would I pull up and let you have positioning? See me when you see me.

All this over two rappers who don’t know you exist and wouldn’t care if they did? 😭

🤣 who is this nobody tryna get clout

Drake really think he can smack Kendrick lamar? Kendrick lamar is from Compton California and is a piru blood and I still be seeing piru by that hood everyday

Nice

Imagine caring about this dumb shit...

over rapper beef?? WILD

I read so many words and didn’t understand a thing

Why is black people Twitter filled with such negativity and filth? Spread love not this

Any man protecting drake is a pedophile

Husband thought Drake winning? Ion endorse cheating but I can kinda see how someone like that ain’t making her happy.

I


Why do I have this shit sub in my personal feed?

It's so hard for black women to get married, why y'all gotta blow up her spot like that.

Now what in the goddamn fuck is this take?

Is this directed towards the side piece?

Poor black women, can’t even cheat in peace in 2024…

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I’m glad to make you smile. Sometimes i just say shit to see what happens.