I don’t know why but glitter fucking scares me. That shit gets everywhere and you never get rid of it.😞 I will run away from a woman that is addicted to glitter.
No lie. That and hair. Had a coworker that shed like crazy. (Yes she was). Made the shared coat closet a work a nightmare. G/F would find random blond hairs in my car and room and side eye me. Thinking about it now, damn, even without interacting with them a brother gets fucked over by em.
Everyone sheds about the same amount. But type 1 and most type 2 hairs will just fall out on their own, whereas type 4 and a lot of type 3 won't come out until you comb them out. So it can seem like white people just leave a trail of hair everywhere we go, while Black people's shed hair is mostly confined to bathrooms and barbershops.
i was in florida for work once and met this older brazilian woman (by older, i mean she was probably in her 30s and i was in my early 20s). we talked most of the night, but she had a funny sense of humor. while we were hanging out, she would stroke her long blonde hair and fling it at men passing by for the expressed purpose of getting them in trouble with their girlfriends/wives. some people truly just love to watch the world burn.
We hired someone to clean our house during a spot and my wife kept finding the cleaner's hair and asking me whose it was. I'm like "honey, you hired that woman"
You right about that.
Saw Kesha in concert in 2011, and I was close enough to be in spray pattern from her glitter cannon guitar.
SIX YEARS LATER I put on the same shoes to go out on a date following a terrible decision of who to marry and a very ugly separation, and those damn Pumas STILL had glitter in them.
For the record, I didn't get engaged the first time until after I got out. I had a very firm rule about not getting married while I was in.
Granted, it helped that I was a whore.
I had a coworker who was really into Kesha when she was peak popularity. Coworker would take those little vials of glitter from the craft store, and just throw them at people at the concerts. Fucking menace!
my husband goes fishing and the rubber bait things he uses are covered in chunky glitter and garlic water. he comes home smelling and looking like he was with an italian stripper and still has a few pieces of glitter on him weeks later and after 20 showers.
Went to a strip club for a bachelor party the night before the wedding. I had glitter all over me and you can see it in the wedding pictures even after showering that morning.
I can’t even imagine. I have really long red hair so it’s very noticeable. I had an ex boyfriend tell me he still found my hair in his car 2 years after we broke up and my college roommate would find my hair in their stuff for years and years, even after multiple moves!
Of all the harmful things that were entering the water supply for decades, glitter has to be pretty low on the list of things to worry about. Even now, the cosmetics/personal hygiene dept has more pressing issues.
I’m a woman and I avoid glitter at all costs! Someone once referred to it as “the herpes of crafting” and that really resonated lol! You will NEVER GRT RID OF IT. You just pass it along to the next unsuspecting victim!
There was an entire saga in one of the makeup communities by a lady who ended up losing an eye to glitter eyeshadow. I think it's still one of the horror stories that get passed around.
Go to YouTube and scare yourself silly......look up glitterbomb stolen packages......dude makes fake packages with cell phones, fart spray, and it through glitter everywhere.......leave package on porches, porch pirates steal the boxes and the cell phone camera catches them opening their ill gotten gains to be glitter-fied........their disgust warms my heart.....lol
I also have a borderline glitter phobia, but I hesitate to call it a phobia, because it's a rational fear. Like you said that shit gets everywhere and once it's on you, you got it forever, like herpes.
We accidentally dropped a small jar of glitter in our laundry room, 5 years later we would still find individual particles of the same fucking glitter in our clothes. This is after probably hundred of washes.
it’s low because of microplastics and corporate companies making profits off the death of people and destroying the planet
Edit: I’m aware glitter is microplastics. I’m not saying it isn’t. I’m blaming the real source of what is happening and why and who is at fault.
I really do not need 20 different people telling me it’s microplastics.
For what it's worth, the regulations regarding the word "biodegradable" on products in the US are basically a joke. Just because a product claims to be biodegradable doesn't mean that it is harmless when disposed of.
Hey, you can totally flush them. They will flush. They just won't get through your piping without issues, and you will end up needing to pay a plumber to come unclog your pipes. But, then again, they aren't called "flows without issue through pipes" wipes.
They also aren't called "won't cause a lot of issues at your local sewage treatment plant that will cause your taxes to go up in order to offset the increased cost of processing your poop" wipes. Nor are they called "won't clog up the pipes in the sewer main and cause a sewage backup that ends with poop water coming out of the drains in your house and every other house on your block" wipes.
companies lie all the time lmao. And regardless, biodegradable doesn't mean shit. Many things are biodegradable if you create the right enviroment for it. I doubt this plastic will end up in that environment though.
There are some high end biodegradable sparkles made from seaweed and shit, now, but yea most glitter is microplastics. Just shut up and take your daily dose of microplastics without complaining! 😤😜 /j
I mean, if you drink bottled water is it really that much of a joke? I, personally, drink my water from the tap so instead of microplastics I get heavy metals and lead for distinctive taste 😫
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2024/05/27/3m-forever-chemicals-pfas-pfos-toxic
Microplastics. They’ve known about them for decades and try to hide the extent of exposure for profit.
Edit/correction: the article is about fluorochemicals. Microplastics also terrible.
While you make a good point, this article has nothing to do with microplastics.
This article is about fluorochemicals, which I would argue are worse than microplastics.
these types of glitters are made out of mica, no plastic. plastic glitters are like big pieces with big flashes, mica looks more shimmery. you can actually buy food grade mica glitters for cake and candy decorating that's safe to eat
~~Holy micro-plastics Batman! It’s honestly time to regulate glitter the way they regulated “exfoliating beads,” that were just plastic.~~
Edit: Due to the excellent sleuthing of u/infinitebrkfst it has been revealed that they use biodegradable materials for their glitter. Get your sparkle on guilt free y’all!
The second I saw this, I was saying this better be the damn edible glitter that's just made of sugar and mica. Otherwise, I hope the bouncers jump on her yelling *23-19, 23-19!* into their radios.
I looked it up, the company is Black(women)-owned and they do care about using sustainable ingredients. From the company’s website, this is for the product shown in the video:
> Our products are cruelty-free, biodegradable, vegan, toxic-free, and SLS-free.
>Coconut oil, Isopropyl Myristate, Isododecane, Iron oxide, Calcium Sodium Borosilicate, Titanium Dioxide, Tin Oxide, Fragrance, Silica Microsphere
Edit: [Here is the link.](https://www.orphicdecor.com/)
Not insecure, but that shit would repel me too! My wife had some body cream with glitter in it, and on the blue moon she uses it, I’ll be a glittery fool from contact, even days later.
“Why on earth you have glitter in your beard? I’ma kill yo…….oh wait I forgot I wore that glitter cream a few days ago. You cheat on me I’ll fuck you up then kill you.”.
That cream has ended up in my daughter’s room. Yes……I put it there.
>and it repels insecure men?
So we adding “not wanting to be covered in glitter” to the ick list now huh?
Another day of going home & appreciating my girl, cuz I ain’t built for single life these days.
Thanks. I found it earlier from your response to another person. Bought some for my wife. Glitter is my kink so my wife already knows what’s up when I sent her the store link and told her to pick a color 🤣🤣🤣🤣
And in about 5 years you're gonna see commercials running at 1pm on weekdays saying, "HAVE YOU OR A LOVED ONE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH SUPER CANCER AND USED BIODEGRADABLE GLITTER LOTIONS BECAUSE YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION!"
Why’s everyone talking about your balls? It can’t be everyone, cause I’ve definitely NOT been speaking about them.
But seriously, I haven’t heard of plastic ball deposits and I usually have my ear to the street. I musta got caught skipping on the news.
It’s been in the news for years that we have them basically everywhere. But a recent study confirmed that includes testes and semen. People are wondering if the drastic decline in testosterone levels and sperm counts are related.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36948312/
My best friend's sister got married about 10 years ago and glitter was a part of many decorations. Still finding glitter on my clothes and in her parents' house all these years later. Damn crafting herpes.
Glitter can be the worst.
When I was in college I worked in the student center. We had to completely ban sororities from using glitter in the rooms because how bad it was for the staff to have to clean all of it.
And still a lot of them didn’t listen. Thank god I only had to fix the rooms up and not have to vacuum .
Maybe some but for me it’s cause it gets everywhere and you’ll never get rid of it all. I would straight up refuse to let someone into my car with glitter for that reason
Edit: that aside though it does look pretty, but I don’t want it anywhere near me
There is a brand called [Unicorn Snot](https://unicornsnot.com/collections/sun/products/bioglitter-moisturizing-glitter-sunscreen-spf30) that makes glittery sunscreen! Keep ya girls skin protected
Never once in my life cheated or been accused of cheating because I had glitter on me (sorry if you had differing experiences)
Didn‘t ever really like it. Started really hating it when an exgirlfied of mine and her friends got ready in my bathroom and were all wearing glitter that night and one of them accidentally emptied a container of glitter onto the floor. Started hating it more strongly when someone brought to my attention that it‘s just use for one night then wash it off your body right into the rivers and seas microplastics.
Am guy, i can explain MY feelings on glitter with 2 statements:
1. It's hard to clean up
2. The way i see glitter is a means of attention grabbing. I feel like too much of this can at times be tacky.
I know these are opinions (the second one especially) and that they are not shared and felt the same way by everyone. Because of this, i keep my opinions go myself, unless requested.
I got covered in glitter at a new years party years and years ago. I was insanely careful with how I washed me and my clothes. I was literally finding glitter over 6 months later. I think a huge portion of us see the willingness to douse yourself in something that is almost impossible to get rid of as a big red flag for somebody being dumb.
Its probably like half fragrance lol. The type of women who use stuff like this are the type where their perfume enters the room a full minute before they do.
My wife, who makes her own body care products, tried making this menacing oil.
The glitter got everywhere. It was on everything she touched. A week later she was still finding glitter in weird places around the house.
Never again.
I don’t know why but glitter fucking scares me. That shit gets everywhere and you never get rid of it.😞 I will run away from a woman that is addicted to glitter.
That shit will get you in trouble 3 relationships later
No lie. That and hair. Had a coworker that shed like crazy. (Yes she was). Made the shared coat closet a work a nightmare. G/F would find random blond hairs in my car and room and side eye me. Thinking about it now, damn, even without interacting with them a brother gets fucked over by em.
(Yes she was) is crazy lol
What’s crazier is how we knew exactly what unasked question he was answering lmao
It's ingrained in us at this point.
I hate when people don't answer the question even when it hasn't been asked yet because we all know the question is implied to be asked🤣😂
That part!!!!! Lol
We just *know* what it is lmao
this has me cacklin in my office right now lmao i love us
my tribe! 👌🏾
Crazier that I knew exactly what it meant, no hesitation
What does it mean?
She was a Caucasian (white)
We shed like golden retrievers🐕🦺
Clogging drains and killing relationships.
Bro I have two **bald** mayonnaise roommates and they *STILL* clog the shower with their beard shedding 💀
Got damn 🤣
Are you living with my kids dad 🤣
Dr umar might not be happy to see this
never heard this stereotype before
Me neither but I suppose it makes sense. I shed like a motherfucker I just assumed everyone did regardless of race.
Everyone sheds about the same amount. But type 1 and most type 2 hairs will just fall out on their own, whereas type 4 and a lot of type 3 won't come out until you comb them out. So it can seem like white people just leave a trail of hair everywhere we go, while Black people's shed hair is mostly confined to bathrooms and barbershops.
i was in florida for work once and met this older brazilian woman (by older, i mean she was probably in her 30s and i was in my early 20s). we talked most of the night, but she had a funny sense of humor. while we were hanging out, she would stroke her long blonde hair and fling it at men passing by for the expressed purpose of getting them in trouble with their girlfriends/wives. some people truly just love to watch the world burn.
Savagery!
hair is perhaps *the* premier weapon in the Latin woman's arsenal
the chancla will not be disrespected like this
Bro that hair can raise you high and it can lay you low
The fact that many IMMEDIATELY knew what “yes she was” meant is wild 😜.
Im a man and have long hair and it gets my guy friends in trouble sometimes. Shits amusing.
as soon as I read, "shed like crazy". 🤣🤣
She probably yanked some out daily and sprinkled em on your coat
We hired someone to clean our house during a spot and my wife kept finding the cleaner's hair and asking me whose it was. I'm like "honey, you hired that woman"
You right about that. Saw Kesha in concert in 2011, and I was close enough to be in spray pattern from her glitter cannon guitar. SIX YEARS LATER I put on the same shoes to go out on a date following a terrible decision of who to marry and a very ugly separation, and those damn Pumas STILL had glitter in them.
“Navy nuke” and “ugly separation” You don’t say 😂😂😂 Stay strong shipmate
29% apr on a mustang will complete that bingo card.
At least they got the mustang and not a Charger/Challenger
Nah, I never messed around with strippers.
For the record, I didn't get engaged the first time until after I got out. I had a very firm rule about not getting married while I was in. Granted, it helped that I was a whore.
I had a coworker who was really into Kesha when she was peak popularity. Coworker would take those little vials of glitter from the craft store, and just throw them at people at the concerts. Fucking menace!
One of the most transmissible FeSTDs
It is often referred to as the herpes of crafting. Can't get rid of the shit!
I've had a rather massive crush on her since "Tik Tok" dropped back in 2009. I think even Peak Ke$ha would call that a crime against humanity though.
That's how people get killed.
Upvote for pumas . A true connoisseur
my husband goes fishing and the rubber bait things he uses are covered in chunky glitter and garlic water. he comes home smelling and looking like he was with an italian stripper and still has a few pieces of glitter on him weeks later and after 20 showers.
How do you know an Italian stripper smells like garlic
my mom was born in italy and i go every few years. but i was mostly just joking about the garlic thing - their strippers smell perfectly fine
That’s why I only date people who are glitter lovers… it will always be “their glitter”.
Went to a strip club for a bachelor party the night before the wedding. I had glitter all over me and you can see it in the wedding pictures even after showering that morning.
I don’t know why I read that and thought you were the groom 😂. Looking like a disco ball next to your wife
I can’t even imagine. I have really long red hair so it’s very noticeable. I had an ex boyfriend tell me he still found my hair in his car 2 years after we broke up and my college roommate would find my hair in their stuff for years and years, even after multiple moves!
I’m starting to realize I can slather myself in sparkles and maybe I’m less appealing to predatory men. Ladies, find the shine ✨
All but the Twilight weirdos
That would work, just carry a bottle with you at all times😭
For me, it's the fact that all that's getting washed into the ocean later.
A lot of them are bio degradable now. The one in this video is. 👍🏽
A lot may be but the majority aren’t and looking online, seems there’s a bunch of problems with them actually being biodegradable
Yeah, but for decades and decades, we used the shit that isn't bio-degradable.
yeah but the inside of your nuts glitter now so theres that
Of all the harmful things that were entering the water supply for decades, glitter has to be pretty low on the list of things to worry about. Even now, the cosmetics/personal hygiene dept has more pressing issues.
It's the herpes of the craft world.
I’m a woman and I avoid glitter at all costs! Someone once referred to it as “the herpes of crafting” and that really resonated lol! You will NEVER GRT RID OF IT. You just pass it along to the next unsuspecting victim!
“I don’t like glitter, it’s coarse & rough & irritating & it gets everywhere.” -Anikin Skinwalker
I’m a firefighter. I worked a call once where a girl got glitter in her eye and it scratched her cornea
That sounds extremely horrific, What the hell?🧍🏽♂️😭
Yeah somehow she got like craft glitter on her head and it fell into her eye. Wild shit. Never would’ve thought that could happen
There was an entire saga in one of the makeup communities by a lady who ended up losing an eye to glitter eyeshadow. I think it's still one of the horror stories that get passed around.
Go to YouTube and scare yourself silly......look up glitterbomb stolen packages......dude makes fake packages with cell phones, fart spray, and it through glitter everywhere.......leave package on porches, porch pirates steal the boxes and the cell phone camera catches them opening their ill gotten gains to be glitter-fied........their disgust warms my heart.....lol
Promise??! 🙌🙌🙌
I also have a borderline glitter phobia, but I hesitate to call it a phobia, because it's a rational fear. Like you said that shit gets everywhere and once it's on you, you got it forever, like herpes.
It's the herpes of the art and makeup world.
The herpes of craft supplies
We accidentally dropped a small jar of glitter in our laundry room, 5 years later we would still find individual particles of the same fucking glitter in our clothes. This is after probably hundred of washes.
This why our sperm count is below sea level
it’s low because of microplastics and corporate companies making profits off the death of people and destroying the planet Edit: I’m aware glitter is microplastics. I’m not saying it isn’t. I’m blaming the real source of what is happening and why and who is at fault. I really do not need 20 different people telling me it’s microplastics.
But for a brief moment in time, the shareholders were enriched.
What do you think glitter is?? Fairy shit? It's micro plastics. It's all micro plastics
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Plenty of plastics are biodegradable btw.
Ya. Biodegradable =/= Compostable.
All things are biodegradable on a long enough timeline
It like breaks down and becomes like smaller bits of plastic. You know... Microplastic
For what it's worth, the regulations regarding the word "biodegradable" on products in the US are basically a joke. Just because a product claims to be biodegradable doesn't mean that it is harmless when disposed of.
Take "flushable wipes" for instance.
Hey, you can totally flush them. They will flush. They just won't get through your piping without issues, and you will end up needing to pay a plumber to come unclog your pipes. But, then again, they aren't called "flows without issue through pipes" wipes. They also aren't called "won't cause a lot of issues at your local sewage treatment plant that will cause your taxes to go up in order to offset the increased cost of processing your poop" wipes. Nor are they called "won't clog up the pipes in the sewer main and cause a sewage backup that ends with poop water coming out of the drains in your house and every other house on your block" wipes.
companies lie all the time lmao. And regardless, biodegradable doesn't mean shit. Many things are biodegradable if you create the right enviroment for it. I doubt this plastic will end up in that environment though.
There are some high end biodegradable sparkles made from seaweed and shit, now, but yea most glitter is microplastics. Just shut up and take your daily dose of microplastics without complaining! 😤😜 /j
I mean, if you drink bottled water is it really that much of a joke? I, personally, drink my water from the tap so instead of microplastics I get heavy metals and lead for distinctive taste 😫
If we studied how to get the iridescence off of mussels & seashells, we could start getting somewhere.
Is it? I think a lot of it is mica?
Nope, the problem always has to be women. How dare they try to have fun and not do things to attract men.
i think the point they were trying to make is that the glitter is likely made up of some sort of plastic
You want *women* to attract *men?* sounds pretty gayyyyyy ^/s
These skincare products contain tons of microplastics
Glitter is the micro plastics
What do you think glitter is
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2024/05/27/3m-forever-chemicals-pfas-pfos-toxic Microplastics. They’ve known about them for decades and try to hide the extent of exposure for profit. Edit/correction: the article is about fluorochemicals. Microplastics also terrible.
While you make a good point, this article has nothing to do with microplastics. This article is about fluorochemicals, which I would argue are worse than microplastics.
these types of glitters are made out of mica, no plastic. plastic glitters are like big pieces with big flashes, mica looks more shimmery. you can actually buy food grade mica glitters for cake and candy decorating that's safe to eat
~~Holy micro-plastics Batman! It’s honestly time to regulate glitter the way they regulated “exfoliating beads,” that were just plastic.~~ Edit: Due to the excellent sleuthing of u/infinitebrkfst it has been revealed that they use biodegradable materials for their glitter. Get your sparkle on guilt free y’all!
The second I saw this, I was saying this better be the damn edible glitter that's just made of sugar and mica. Otherwise, I hope the bouncers jump on her yelling *23-19, 23-19!* into their radios.
I misread that as being made of sugar and *mice.* I was confused and horrified
It's what girls are made of
Most body oils use mica
I looked it up, the company is Black(women)-owned and they do care about using sustainable ingredients. From the company’s website, this is for the product shown in the video: > Our products are cruelty-free, biodegradable, vegan, toxic-free, and SLS-free. >Coconut oil, Isopropyl Myristate, Isododecane, Iron oxide, Calcium Sodium Borosilicate, Titanium Dioxide, Tin Oxide, Fragrance, Silica Microsphere Edit: [Here is the link.](https://www.orphicdecor.com/)
Black(women) owned, no plastics, and it repels insecure men? Shut up and take my money! ** Lol! The sincerity of *totally* not being insecure below.
Not insecure, but that shit would repel me too! My wife had some body cream with glitter in it, and on the blue moon she uses it, I’ll be a glittery fool from contact, even days later. “Why on earth you have glitter in your beard? I’ma kill yo…….oh wait I forgot I wore that glitter cream a few days ago. You cheat on me I’ll fuck you up then kill you.”. That cream has ended up in my daughter’s room. Yes……I put it there.
Not sure about what wifey is on, but I bet your beard was looking glorious. Own it!
>and it repels insecure men? So we adding “not wanting to be covered in glitter” to the ick list now huh? Another day of going home & appreciating my girl, cuz I ain’t built for single life these days.
Maybe I’m blinded by my horniness but what’s the link? I wanna douse my wife in this stuff!
[Link](https://www.orphicdecor.com/)
Thanks. I found it earlier from your response to another person. Bought some for my wife. Glitter is my kink so my wife already knows what’s up when I sent her the store link and told her to pick a color 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hell yeah dude have fun!!
I’m incredibly curious but not gonna ask.
Feel free to ask bruh. What’s on your mind? I’m an open book.
>blinded by my horniness Username checks out
https://i.redd.it/3oky0g5b476d1.gif
So it’s sand?
I'm not sure what is worse. Sand while not bad for the environment, is damn irritating and also gets everywhere.
https://preview.redd.it/oaskirrej66d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c552ea5b706aac0978c80b357d5ccdef2ec9c378
Love it! I’ll edit my comment then!
Woooo! Love me some man repellant 😂😍
And in about 5 years you're gonna see commercials running at 1pm on weekdays saying, "HAVE YOU OR A LOVED ONE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH SUPER CANCER AND USED BIODEGRADABLE GLITTER LOTIONS BECAUSE YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION!"
Is this the microplastic that's in my balls everyone has been talking about?
Why’s everyone talking about your balls? It can’t be everyone, cause I’ve definitely NOT been speaking about them. But seriously, I haven’t heard of plastic ball deposits and I usually have my ear to the street. I musta got caught skipping on the news.
You are now aren't you? Also sperm samples recently all had microplastics in them. This will be our generations lead poisoning
Maybe I can increase the size of my balls, hopefully not because of a tumor.
 Your balls grow... because of the microplastic deposits
I think the study that was like 40 dudes from one place in China dropped yesterday. So you’re not that far behind.
It’s been in the news for years that we have them basically everywhere. But a recent study confirmed that includes testes and semen. People are wondering if the drastic decline in testosterone levels and sperm counts are related. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36948312/
I guess I haven’t been “keeping my eye on the ball” /Horatio glasses on
Most microplastics come from car tires. There is biodegradable glitter but the regular kind is shit for the environment.
Big ups to u/infinitebrkfst for the research https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/s/aO82splccT Edit: sp
My best friend's sister got married about 10 years ago and glitter was a part of many decorations. Still finding glitter on my clothes and in her parents' house all these years later. Damn crafting herpes.
Crafting herpes is an insane way to put it. Kudos😭
It's an old [Demetri Martin line from one of his standup shows.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0l6NR_BKuk)
Glitter can be the worst. When I was in college I worked in the student center. We had to completely ban sororities from using glitter in the rooms because how bad it was for the staff to have to clean all of it. And still a lot of them didn’t listen. Thank god I only had to fix the rooms up and not have to vacuum .
So all I have to do is wear this and it will repel men?? 🙌
No, your personality will continue to be effective.
Gah damn😭that insult came on express shipping 😭
I didn’t even mean it, I just couldn’t resist 😭🤣
Lmaoo
well gah dayum 💀
Punish Counter
No it doesn't really - when under sexy lighting in the club, the glitter is like a beacon to them and lesbians. Don't let these comments fool you😆
Can someone explain why men are so repulsed by glitter ? 😂
bc it put em on blast
Maybe some but for me it’s cause it gets everywhere and you’ll never get rid of it all. I would straight up refuse to let someone into my car with glitter for that reason Edit: that aside though it does look pretty, but I don’t want it anywhere near me
Because that mess will stay with you three relationships later
I don’t get it!! I just bought this for my wife. Gonna make her bathe in this stuff! Glitter is my kink 🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
You, I like.
HA! Thanks. I love glitter on my wife. We have glitter lotion, glitter oil, glitter nail polish and my favorite is the glitter lipgloss.
There is a brand called [Unicorn Snot](https://unicornsnot.com/collections/sun/products/bioglitter-moisturizing-glitter-sunscreen-spf30) that makes glittery sunscreen! Keep ya girls skin protected
Because we don't want that shit on us. It never goes away.
Makes it obvious they were cheating when they get home
Never once in my life cheated or been accused of cheating because I had glitter on me (sorry if you had differing experiences) Didn‘t ever really like it. Started really hating it when an exgirlfied of mine and her friends got ready in my bathroom and were all wearing glitter that night and one of them accidentally emptied a container of glitter onto the floor. Started hating it more strongly when someone brought to my attention that it‘s just use for one night then wash it off your body right into the rivers and seas microplastics.
Am guy, i can explain MY feelings on glitter with 2 statements: 1. It's hard to clean up 2. The way i see glitter is a means of attention grabbing. I feel like too much of this can at times be tacky. I know these are opinions (the second one especially) and that they are not shared and felt the same way by everyone. Because of this, i keep my opinions go myself, unless requested.
Gets all over the car and is a bitch to get out
I got covered in glitter at a new years party years and years ago. I was insanely careful with how I washed me and my clothes. I was literally finding glitter over 6 months later. I think a huge portion of us see the willingness to douse yourself in something that is almost impossible to get rid of as a big red flag for somebody being dumb.
My first thought was, "hell yeah I'd buying this, to keep guys away when I'm out on a girl's night." Might deter some at least. Lol
Cheat dust
Stripper residue. No lie, my first time my favorite girl's name was.. Sparkles. She was lovely, and *very* glittery.
She knows when you come home from the strip club and you've got glitter on your cheeks.
https://preview.redd.it/ki1z9vumf66d1.jpeg?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e112e56965841c25553182b9ce6b551b017658c I like it
 This is the skin of a killer, Bella.
This is cute. But I imagine it smells really chemically and unpleasant.
Someone actually gifted this to me and it smells like cocoa butter.
How long does the sparkle last?
A very long time! Honestly the glitter is bit too potent for me to use often, but it does dry down well (minimal transfer).
This is honestly dope to hear. Between this and the smell being good, I wouldn’t mind trying it. Does it actually feel moisturizing though?
It’s not very moisturizing by itself, it’s like a dry oil. You will need to put on lotion before applying or even add it to a body butter 😊
Its probably like half fragrance lol. The type of women who use stuff like this are the type where their perfume enters the room a full minute before they do.
And you can't touch anything now. That shit's going to get on every chair, seat, and on everyone who you brush past. Yikes. Looks cool though.
"bruh, you look like you just fucked Tinkerbell!"
This girl brush up next to you in the club, and now you gotta explain for the next month that you’re not having an affair
Nice to know how many men cheat. So happy to be single!
Flashback to the 90s roll on body glitter
This sneaky link is officially cancelled
If you don't like this, you should probably stay away from hippie chicks.
I’d wear it everyday if I could
I think it looks cool
The quickest episode of CSI & Judge Judy if this gets onto you. If your in close proximity it'll find you regardless.
"Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies." Demetri Martin
Hug repellant. Easiest way to keep men away on a night out. ✨️
You'd have to molt out of your skin if you ever want to get all of it off
Who cares about the mess. She looks like a magical mermaid and you’re only young once!
It's so pretty!!
Hugging girls in high school during the 2000's 🤦🏾♂️
My wife, who makes her own body care products, tried making this menacing oil. The glitter got everywhere. It was on everything she touched. A week later she was still finding glitter in weird places around the house. Never again.