So who took more damage here? Hard to tell-the one who got slapped once with an open hand or the one who took a stainless steel cup to the head 10 times?
Stanley needs to reach out to this young lady immediately. She's their new spokesperson. "these cups serve your drinks cold, but they serve your revenge even colder."
Why do you think she kept asking her to put it down?
Don't fight Russia in the winter. Don't start a land war in China. Dont threaten anyone holding blunt objects
The girl with the cup was street smart.
1. She asked clarification questions to establish her attacker's intentions.
2. She stood up so she would be on equal footing while maintaining her weapon in her hand.
3. She avoided having her back to the attacker.
4. She asked the question repeatedly to buy time to size up and distract the attacker.
5. She discarded the headphones that would have gotten in her way.
6. She maneuvered herself away from the corner.
7. She refused to release a potential weapon despite her attacker's commands.
8. She avoided making the initial physical or verbal acts of aggression so that she could justify her actions as self-defense later.
9. She used the cup in every hit, aiming for the head.
10. She didn't stop swinging until the threat was over.
This ain't this girl's first rodeo.
My stepdad taught me how to fight before I got to high school. Basic things like how to try and de-escalate first, how to throw punch, take a punch, be aware of my surroundings, get out of a sticky situation, etc.
He told me "I never want you to start a fight, but if someone starts one with you, I want you to fucking finish it."
Only had to use the lesson once. Got me out of a bind similar to this one when I was 16. I stayed calm, remember what I was taught, and I did finish it. Nobody messed with me afterwards.
It is uncomfortable but parents should teach their kids to fight. Teenagers are brutal. I was the "quiet kid" so my aggressor thought I would be an easy target. I knew if I didn't set the tone, I was going to be her new favorite punching bag.
Wonder if this gal got a similar lesson or if she's just been through it before.
You punch them in the nose so their hands fly up to their face, exposing their stomach. You punch them in the stomach so they double-over. Once they’re doubled-over, you grab their head and bash their face into your knee and you don’t stop until THEY’RE done and had enough.
Don’t do this unless you know they’re set on a fight and come at you first *disclaimer disclaimer disclaimer*
Be ready for that first pop; anticipate dodging, but if they connect, rock back on your heels, go forward on your other foot, and use the momentum to HEAVE that pop into their nose - hand to god, 90% of them drop everything right then and there, but if not, you know what to do!
Good luck, babes!
ETA: DONT USE YOUR ACTUAL KNEE TO CONNECT - you’re just bringing it up like you’re marching in place at an angle, and you bring that busted nose into the flat, meaty part of your thigh. That shit HURTS with a busted nose, so you don’t need to use much force. It’s not a kick, DONT KICK, THIS IS A FIGHT, NOT A MATCH
Same. Except my dad also told me to aim for their knees after the first few knee strikes to the face.
Enders Game shit. Don’t win just this fight, win all the future ones too.
Daaamn my dad told me the exact same line about “don’t start a fight, finish it.” I only had to apply it once when I was like 10 and I’ve never been in a fight since. I’m pretty good at avoiding that type of scenario or de escalating when it has come up in the past.
Nah, I'm singing my kid of for stand-up and improv classes. I'll make him play dive bars and cruise ships. He'll have a solid ten by the age of twelve. My kid would deal with that slap like Chris Rock. It might phase him, and he might mention it in his special but he's definitely not getting expelled.
An orphan cause one of these old guys from the 20s killed that dudes parents, brutal.
I get the motivation, if I learned some friend of a friend killed my parents, especially my mom, I'm using the full arsenal of my metal suit to take them down.
IM wanting to execute an innocent man was right? Bucky did not kill his parents. Literal nazis killed his parents and he wants to hold the guy who was involuntarily mind controlled into doing it responsible.
Full offense but if I'd just watched my parents execution and the guy who did it was standing next to me I deserve, *at least*, a couple of punches.
Moreso *if my friend knew about it and decided not to tell me because I wasn't "ready"* I'd absolutely deserve to beat his ass.
"I diDnT tHInK yOu COuld HaNdLE iT" This is why Rogue had you playing fetch with your own shield.
Tony watched video footage of Bucky executing his parents and he’s supposed to think logically after that? Especially considering he was already dealing with PTSD.
Hate that fight so much. Dude put here punching metal with basically their bare hands, although, Bucky does have a metal arm. Tony comes out looking like he took the blows to his skin. Like what? Why would the suit suddenly not just be vulnerable to punches (Cap punches but still) but also transfer the damage directly to the wearer like some video game?
Lets establish some things: Like you said, Bucky got that bionic metal arm, and Cap is a superhuman who held that helicopter down on that roof with just his body.
In the real world, before firearms, the best weapons against armor made of steel weren’t swords but warhammers, maces, etc, weapons that dealt brute damage even if it didn’t break the armor, the person below sure as hell felt it.
In modern times, if your wearing body armor to stop bullets, you can stop the bullet but people still end up with bruises or broken bones because you stopped the projectile but your body still received the full force of a bullet suddenly stopping.
Basically, Tony soft squishy bits inside the ironman suit were likely still receiving the brute force from Cap and Bucky with each blow.
Soo many signs that this wasn’t going to end well for the aggressor.
- The camera: because either way you’re documented being said aggressor.
- The calm manner in which shorty asked “You’re gonna beat MY ass? Ok” then stands up like this was a normal Tuesday. That was prime time to say, “You know what? I was tripping.”
- The Cup….. nuff said.
Then again as mentioned before…. Teenage brain.
Yeah, the girl in the pink was too calm and stood up ten toes down, holding that cup like she's already used it before. Aggressor should have already known lil mama had something for her ass. But, as noted, teenage brain.
The way those kids came, grabbed their things and ran reminded me of the Color Purple when Squeak slapped Sophia and the piano player was all "Ooop, gotta go" and ran while everyone else backed away.
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This is when everyone else knew…She fucked up!
There was no sound for me because at work, but she was also backing away until hands started flying. Big "not gonna start it but I'll sure as fuck gonna finish it" vibe.
She clearly had never been in a fight before and was scared, but her pride kept her there.
If you ever think a fight is gonna be fair, that's your brain trying to get you killed.
Yeah if she really was all that mad she would have just swung on her while she was sitting down. Poor girl was peer pressured into a fight she didn't really want to get into.
Why don’t the lesson of leave the quiet kid alone isn’t passed down generations.
It was one kid when I was in highschool someone decided to mess with and he got up “said I don’t bother nobody and I like to draw please leave me alone” dude said “nah shut up you ain’t gone do nothing” tried to slap him, buddy ducked, kicked him in his stomach and did a stone cold stunner on him. We called him stone cold for a month. Leave quiet kids alone
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"it's just words" is the mentality. Folks don't realize that the ideal time to jump in and try to stop the fight if you're going to is _before_ the fight starts, not during.
not sure if you're referencing "blue ruin", but i say this line out loud (at home) *every. time.* when a gun-wielder becomes overly dramatic in other movies.
Its from The Good, the Bad, and The Ugly.
[The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (10/12) Movie CLIP - When You Have to Shoot, Shoot (1966) HD (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrYtD7gSWsI)
ah, gotcha. i didn't realize "blue ruin" (un?)intentionally borrows or pays homage to it then.
"No speeches, no talking. You point the gun, You shoot the gun."
Why would the girl in the braids wait until they started swinging to try and stop it? Now her homegirl has cocos all over her head from getting pieced up by that Stanley Cup.
this.
back in the day we used to fight the person that jumped in the fight when it was 1 on 1.
it was a universal rule that if its 1 on 1 u let them fight regardless of its ur homie/homegirl/sister/brother etc. if u jump in, u gettin jumped
My grandfather was adamant when I was growing up, that you never fight unless you have to, and if you have to then the only fair fight is the fight you win by any means necessary.
If before a fight the person you’re about to fight does any on the following, you need to rethink the situation:
1) removes hat, headphones, or earrings.
2) takes off their shoes, especially if they’re not wearing socks.
3) puts their watch in their pocket.
4) hands a friend their cell phone and/or wallet.
or (and this one is a personal favorite)
5) removes and pockets one or more of their teeth.
When I was in kindergarten I weaponized my metal Rambo lunchbox against a 5th grader for hitting my favorite sister. I will never forget the sound of my lunchbox hitting him directly in the temple.
Up until the girl grabbed her, you can seriously tell that the girl with the cup was trying so hard to give her every chance to walk away, after that, it wasn't a fight, it was one girl defending herself with potentially deadly force.
I was in several fights in middle school and one of the few things my 1930s born grandparents agreed on was the process if I was ever in a fight; let my opponent strike me first so I could claim defense, utilize whatever I could to get the advantage and once I had the advantage, don't stop until they were physically incapable of fighting back or moving.
It's a miracle I wasn't expelled because that process saw me beating down one of my bullies, after he called me one particular insult for Germans too many then physically pushed me down when I got up to respond to him, to the point where his jaw was broken.
Me, expecting the aggressor to finally give in to hitting her before she put the cup down and then getting her ass beat.
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“I was stupid enough to show up unarmed but I am sure the other girl will understand my apparent disadvantage, and will unilaterally disarm for the sake of fighting on a level playing field.”
*BONK!*
You see them boys scrambling to get their shit out of the way expeditiously like an old West shootout was about to go down? They knew it wasn't ol' girl's first rodeo.
ETA: The okrrrrrrrrr corral.
Girl was tactical, knew if she put the cup down the aggressor would throw a punch, backed up knowing she would follow until she was in the corner with nowhere to go. If it hadn’t been for the girl intervening, the aggressor would’ve been done for.
I have never heard someone whine so much to start a fight. “I ammmmmmm!” “yessssssssss”
Standing there with her open palms shaking like she’s telling her mom she wants money to go out
Can’t wait to see the hydro flask vs Stanley matchup.
At this range and proficiency level the Stanley has the clear advantage. More torque and legit gouging potential. But all it takes is one haymaker from a full hydro flask to enter the permanent slumber.
This is really sad to see kids do this now a days. Back in my day if there was to be a fight to break out. Someone would always shoutout “wolrdstar” it’s sad as a culture.
I’m visualizing like a Mikey Musumeci-type character right now. Looks like an absolute geek who’d be a prime victim of most bullies…. but then you find out he’s 60-5-0 in MMA and a 4 time world champion in BJJ 🥸🥸
How is she going to walk up to someone to challenge them to an unsanctioned fight and think they have to follow rules? The only rules I follow in those situations are to not kill...if possible lol
Also as a glass wearing person myself, why the fuck is she wearing glasses to challenge someone to a fight, the girl with the cup knew to protect her expensive shit when she took off those headphones.
From all the evidence seen here, glasses girl was not about that life. Foolishness. Now, every time she sees a Stanley or hears that metal klink noise, she's going to have flashbacks lol
(Verse 1)
She walking up to me with business,
Throwing down, she wants a piece of this.
I maintain my composure, stay calm in the storm,
Ask her straight up, "You sure you want this form?"
She thinks she got it all locked in the bag,
But I ain't one to let my guard down, I never lag.
I stand tall, like I'm holding the Stanley Cup,
She says, "Put it down," but I ain't giving up.
(Chorus)
Do you really want this? Do you really want this?
She throws the first punch, but I won't miss.
I'm coming back with that Stanley Cup beatdown,
You thought you had it, but I'm owning this town.
(Verse 2)
She underestimated what I bring to the game,
Midwest style, yeah, I've earned my fame.
I keep it real, ain't playing no games,
When I step up, best remember my name.
She keeps pushing, telling me to put it down,
But I got my eyes set on the crown.
I ain't backing off, I ain't backing down,
She throws another hit, but I wear the crown.
(Chorus)
Do you really want this? Do you really want this?
She throws the first punch, but I won't miss.
I'm coming back with that Stanley Cup beatdown,
You thought you had it, but I'm owning this town.
(Bridge)
I'm on top now, ain't looking back,
From the Midwest streets to the Cadillac.
I took her best shot, now watch me attack,
I'm the champ here, ain't no turning back.
(Outro)
So next time you step, think twice,
I'm the one with the game and the ice.
She tried to take me down, but she's in my rearview,
I'm the Midwest king, yeah, that's my cue.
(Chorus)
Do you really want this? Do you really want this?
She throws the first punch, but I won't miss.
I'm coming back with that Stanley Cup beatdown,
You thought you had it, but I'm owning this town.
Jania got what she deserved…. Wanted to be the aggressor and got tinked up!! Hopefully she learned a lesson…. Probably not tho.
Good on self defense girl, understanding intentions and backing up to create space. Well played!
I mean....she brought that on herself. Also, I love how nobody felt the need to intervene when home girl was in her face, threatening to, and I quote, "Beat your ass."
But the moment the Stanley cup starts flying, people want to jump in. 🙄🙄
Bet she won't do that again😂😂😂
Girl should have attacked the other girl while she was sitting down rather than waiting for her to get up and asking her to put the cup down. She already told her she ain’t putting the cup down.
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S T A N L E Y Y E L N A T S
All she finna remember tomorrow 😂😭
Nvm, I don't wanna go back to highschool. My Owala Free Sip doesn't have as much control as a Stanley so I wouldn't be able to survive the lunch period.
"Put down that weapon so I can beat your ass." Nah I'm good.
She really thought she was in control there.
So the winner keeps the Stanley cup right? 🏆
So who took more damage here? Hard to tell-the one who got slapped once with an open hand or the one who took a stainless steel cup to the head 10 times?
*TINK*
*BOOP*
BIP BOP
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Y'all ain't got no home training! Take this damn angry upvote
One of the most glorious sounds of instant karma
Poor old lil tink tink.
“Because the laaast place you wanna be in a foot race is behind a man wit no foots.”
oh my god why did this TINK take me tf out
More of a CLONK, really
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"Cmon, give up your weapons. It's not *fair*."
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Should of beat her harder. This wasn't enough to teach a lesson
Stanley needs to reach out to this young lady immediately. She's their new spokesperson. "these cups serve your drinks cold, but they serve your revenge even colder."
Aggressive girl should have know the cup was in play the moment she got up from the table.
Why do you think she kept asking her to put it down? Don't fight Russia in the winter. Don't start a land war in China. Dont threaten anyone holding blunt objects
Or sharp objects, for that matter
Any weapon, really
In a perfect world, just don't threaten anyone. Now, back to the real world.
🎶SNAP! Back to reality🎶
Ope! There goes gravity!
Oh! Ozzy's family show, loves profanity
"What are you gonna do, stab me?"
And don’t trust a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line 😂
INCONCEIVABLE
You keep using that word. ...
*“I do not think it means what you think it means.”*
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My bad. I didn't hear the audio.
It's a shame she's in school but can't read body language.
Some things in life need to be learnt the hard way.
*Tink*
The headphone toss = Alabama river hat toss [hat flippeth](https://images.app.goo.gl/tzHxsQjfHqSaswZSA)
She didn't even take her glasses off
Stanley understood the assignment.
The girl with the cup was street smart. 1. She asked clarification questions to establish her attacker's intentions. 2. She stood up so she would be on equal footing while maintaining her weapon in her hand. 3. She avoided having her back to the attacker. 4. She asked the question repeatedly to buy time to size up and distract the attacker. 5. She discarded the headphones that would have gotten in her way. 6. She maneuvered herself away from the corner. 7. She refused to release a potential weapon despite her attacker's commands. 8. She avoided making the initial physical or verbal acts of aggression so that she could justify her actions as self-defense later. 9. She used the cup in every hit, aiming for the head. 10. She didn't stop swinging until the threat was over. This ain't this girl's first rodeo.
Target acquired.
*Discombobulate.*
Lmfao, love that sequence
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My stepdad taught me how to fight before I got to high school. Basic things like how to try and de-escalate first, how to throw punch, take a punch, be aware of my surroundings, get out of a sticky situation, etc. He told me "I never want you to start a fight, but if someone starts one with you, I want you to fucking finish it." Only had to use the lesson once. Got me out of a bind similar to this one when I was 16. I stayed calm, remember what I was taught, and I did finish it. Nobody messed with me afterwards. It is uncomfortable but parents should teach their kids to fight. Teenagers are brutal. I was the "quiet kid" so my aggressor thought I would be an easy target. I knew if I didn't set the tone, I was going to be her new favorite punching bag. Wonder if this gal got a similar lesson or if she's just been through it before.
You punch them in the nose so their hands fly up to their face, exposing their stomach. You punch them in the stomach so they double-over. Once they’re doubled-over, you grab their head and bash their face into your knee and you don’t stop until THEY’RE done and had enough. Don’t do this unless you know they’re set on a fight and come at you first *disclaimer disclaimer disclaimer* Be ready for that first pop; anticipate dodging, but if they connect, rock back on your heels, go forward on your other foot, and use the momentum to HEAVE that pop into their nose - hand to god, 90% of them drop everything right then and there, but if not, you know what to do! Good luck, babes! ETA: DONT USE YOUR ACTUAL KNEE TO CONNECT - you’re just bringing it up like you’re marching in place at an angle, and you bring that busted nose into the flat, meaty part of your thigh. That shit HURTS with a busted nose, so you don’t need to use much force. It’s not a kick, DONT KICK, THIS IS A FIGHT, NOT A MATCH
Same. Except my dad also told me to aim for their knees after the first few knee strikes to the face. Enders Game shit. Don’t win just this fight, win all the future ones too.
Daaamn my dad told me the exact same line about “don’t start a fight, finish it.” I only had to apply it once when I was like 10 and I’ve never been in a fight since. I’m pretty good at avoiding that type of scenario or de escalating when it has come up in the past.
Nah, I'm singing my kid of for stand-up and improv classes. I'll make him play dive bars and cruise ships. He'll have a solid ten by the age of twelve. My kid would deal with that slap like Chris Rock. It might phase him, and he might mention it in his special but he's definitely not getting expelled.
#9 had me in stitches. 🤣
Sounded like Iron Man getting pieced up by Cap & Bucky at the end of Civil War. PING! CLANG! PING! PING!
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Two dirty mofos from Brooklyn jumping some rich kid hahaha
Lmao, never thought of it like that.
Two 80 year olds beat up an orphan
An orphan cause one of these old guys from the 20s killed that dudes parents, brutal. I get the motivation, if I learned some friend of a friend killed my parents, especially my mom, I'm using the full arsenal of my metal suit to take them down.
Two old ass vets fight an orphan
Damn, they really did Jumpjutsu Kaisen his ass. I thought I heard Bucky whisper “fight back” during that scene.
When I say I’m cackling because this is all I heard too 😭😭😭
Obligatory fuck Cap
Iron Man was wrong.
They were both wrong and both right. Unavoidable situation.
IM wanting to execute an innocent man was right? Bucky did not kill his parents. Literal nazis killed his parents and he wants to hold the guy who was involuntarily mind controlled into doing it responsible.
Full offense but if I'd just watched my parents execution and the guy who did it was standing next to me I deserve, *at least*, a couple of punches. Moreso *if my friend knew about it and decided not to tell me because I wasn't "ready"* I'd absolutely deserve to beat his ass. "I diDnT tHInK yOu COuld HaNdLE iT" This is why Rogue had you playing fetch with your own shield.
Tony watched video footage of Bucky executing his parents and he’s supposed to think logically after that? Especially considering he was already dealing with PTSD.
Started that movie in a hologram with his parents on the last day he saw them. No way he was choosing peace.
Nah
Sound like the batting cages
Hate that fight so much. Dude put here punching metal with basically their bare hands, although, Bucky does have a metal arm. Tony comes out looking like he took the blows to his skin. Like what? Why would the suit suddenly not just be vulnerable to punches (Cap punches but still) but also transfer the damage directly to the wearer like some video game?
Lets establish some things: Like you said, Bucky got that bionic metal arm, and Cap is a superhuman who held that helicopter down on that roof with just his body. In the real world, before firearms, the best weapons against armor made of steel weren’t swords but warhammers, maces, etc, weapons that dealt brute damage even if it didn’t break the armor, the person below sure as hell felt it. In modern times, if your wearing body armor to stop bullets, you can stop the bullet but people still end up with bruises or broken bones because you stopped the projectile but your body still received the full force of a bullet suddenly stopping. Basically, Tony soft squishy bits inside the ironman suit were likely still receiving the brute force from Cap and Bucky with each blow.
I took it as the impacts from the blows were really just jarring/distracting while the shield that was getting passed around was doing the damage.
Soo many signs that this wasn’t going to end well for the aggressor. - The camera: because either way you’re documented being said aggressor. - The calm manner in which shorty asked “You’re gonna beat MY ass? Ok” then stands up like this was a normal Tuesday. That was prime time to say, “You know what? I was tripping.” - The Cup….. nuff said. Then again as mentioned before…. Teenage brain.
Yeah, the girl in the pink was too calm and stood up ten toes down, holding that cup like she's already used it before. Aggressor should have already known lil mama had something for her ass. But, as noted, teenage brain.
Loved the toss of the headphones and the other kids scrambling to get their stuff out of the way.
The way those kids came, grabbed their things and ran reminded me of the Color Purple when Squeak slapped Sophia and the piano player was all "Ooop, gotta go" and ran while everyone else backed away.
I love every time I get reminded of this scene. Thank you🥺
The toss of the headphones is like the modern taking off the earrings or heels lol
That headphone toss would've had me like "you know what? This is stupid. Let's hug it out. Girls supporting girls."
Even the headphones landing in a perfect fold mode was a sign. Skips voice in the background “I’ve seen this before”
https://preview.redd.it/6v80f5xyas6d1.jpeg?width=1282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37eae37eb56cc8746b474ffa0e3d23400a295c79 This is when everyone else knew…She fucked up!
When she walked her ass into that corner I knew it was over with.
There was no sound for me because at work, but she was also backing away until hands started flying. Big "not gonna start it but I'll sure as fuck gonna finish it" vibe.
Baby with the cup did NOT stop swinging either. I love that for her.
Best to negotiate the rules of combat *before* challenging someone to a fight. *“Put the cup down”* will be in a new song before the week is out.
Someone call Antoine Dodson!
You don't have to come and confess We lookin for you We gon find you, we gon find you
She said Put The Cup Down / We ain’t fuckin around / We got down to the sound / Took that cup and sent her to pound town
Will it work over the bbl drizzy beat?
🎶 *BBL DRIZZY* 🎶 CLANG CLANG 🎶 *BBL DRIZZY* 🎶
Now why she just stand there when she didn’t put the cup down?? Gang walking away would have saved her a concussion
She clearly had never been in a fight before and was scared, but her pride kept her there. If you ever think a fight is gonna be fair, that's your brain trying to get you killed.
Yep and that teenage pride is deadly. She has caused a scene. The camera is on. Set herself up for the ol’ Stanley okie doke
Not the Stanley ^TM okie doke 😭
🤣💀🪦
Yeah if she really was all that mad she would have just swung on her while she was sitting down. Poor girl was peer pressured into a fight she didn't really want to get into.
Ain't no poor girl when she takes it there though. That's on her.
The only time a fight is fair is if there's a referee involved. Any other time, it's a FIGHT, not fun time.
And she backed herself into a corner; it was over for baby girl lol
Why don’t the lesson of leave the quiet kid alone isn’t passed down generations. It was one kid when I was in highschool someone decided to mess with and he got up “said I don’t bother nobody and I like to draw please leave me alone” dude said “nah shut up you ain’t gone do nothing” tried to slap him, buddy ducked, kicked him in his stomach and did a stone cold stunner on him. We called him stone cold for a month. Leave quiet kids alone ![gif](giphy|BZkjAajlKdpeJE4rIH|downsized)
The only part I don't believe is that you stopped calling him stone cold after a month lol
They called him Steve, because they wanted to be on a first name basis with him after that.
Bob Ross out here ending careers
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It was a Slipknot song title when I was a kid that taught me this lesson. It’s been burned into my brain ever since. It’s “Killers are Quiet”.
It's the opposite of the "all bark and no bite" type kids.
People don't realize how much that shit'll fuck you up, LOL
Nobody wanted to intervene when she was getting pressed or hit but soon as she swings back, jahnia jahnia! Gtf outa here
It always goes that way. No one says shit to the aggressor but god forbid someone defends themself
"it's just words" is the mentality. Folks don't realize that the ideal time to jump in and try to stop the fight if you're going to is _before_ the fight starts, not during.
yall can't jahnia, shes a fucking rida, you don't wanna fuck with she.
That li'l white cup went *PING*
"If you're going to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."
not sure if you're referencing "blue ruin", but i say this line out loud (at home) *every. time.* when a gun-wielder becomes overly dramatic in other movies.
Its from The Good, the Bad, and The Ugly. [The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (10/12) Movie CLIP - When You Have to Shoot, Shoot (1966) HD (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrYtD7gSWsI)
ah, gotcha. i didn't realize "blue ruin" (un?)intentionally borrows or pays homage to it then. "No speeches, no talking. You point the gun, You shoot the gun."
almost certainly a deliberate homage/inspiration, TGTB&TU is foundational to the modern genre
It’s from the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
Mf this ain’t MMA or boxing, you throwing down, everything is in play. Clank! mf lmfao
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Why would the girl in the braids wait until they started swinging to try and stop it? Now her homegirl has cocos all over her head from getting pieced up by that Stanley Cup.
Ppl never step in until the victim fights back.
And they always make it worse.
this. back in the day we used to fight the person that jumped in the fight when it was 1 on 1. it was a universal rule that if its 1 on 1 u let them fight regardless of its ur homie/homegirl/sister/brother etc. if u jump in, u gettin jumped
The way I cackled at your response, cuz this was my exact thought. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
I thought the girl that stepped in the middle was the one that got clocked with the cup.
"Charles sit the fuck down."
😂😂🤣. Bruh the type to walk in front the bootlegger at the movie theater. You see what we’re doing here!
Plus Charles appears to be a white kid in a Black Panther shirt, I'm a fan of this side character.
Lmao I don’t know why my brain thought of the juggernaut
“I’ll beat yo ass WITH Charles as a matter of fact!”
You a fool ![gif](giphy|d2YYgKpv8MnvF20M)
Look at her fit, she German engineered for the schoolhouse squabbles
German engineered 🤣🤣 That’s wild, but accurate af 😭 Her legs and stance were too sturdy.
Holy shit 😭
Amazing. 🤣🤣🤣
That sound was brutal. There's no such thing as a "fair fight"
She found out what the lead in Stanley cups are for.
My grandfather was adamant when I was growing up, that you never fight unless you have to, and if you have to then the only fair fight is the fight you win by any means necessary.
Shoulda walked away as soon as the other girl tossed her headphones
She did the Riverfront Brawl™️ hat toss with her headphones. That's AAVE sign language for "You picked the right one."
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The way he threw that hat up will never not be funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If before a fight the person you’re about to fight does any on the following, you need to rethink the situation: 1) removes hat, headphones, or earrings. 2) takes off their shoes, especially if they’re not wearing socks. 3) puts their watch in their pocket. 4) hands a friend their cell phone and/or wallet. or (and this one is a personal favorite) 5) removes and pockets one or more of their teeth.
When I was in kindergarten I weaponized my metal Rambo lunchbox against a 5th grader for hitting my favorite sister. I will never forget the sound of my lunchbox hitting him directly in the temple.
So you drew *First Blood* that day?
I sure wish I could give you gold for this one 😂😂😂😂 I’m usually pretty scary in those types of situations but not when you mess w Angie.
Lmao the clarification that it was your favorite sister is hilarious. Is she still your favorite?
Of course! lol
there is an old song by marilyn manson about hitting the bully with the lunchbox >Next motherfucker's gonna get my metal >pow pow pow
Up until the girl grabbed her, you can seriously tell that the girl with the cup was trying so hard to give her every chance to walk away, after that, it wasn't a fight, it was one girl defending herself with potentially deadly force. I was in several fights in middle school and one of the few things my 1930s born grandparents agreed on was the process if I was ever in a fight; let my opponent strike me first so I could claim defense, utilize whatever I could to get the advantage and once I had the advantage, don't stop until they were physically incapable of fighting back or moving. It's a miracle I wasn't expelled because that process saw me beating down one of my bullies, after he called me one particular insult for Germans too many then physically pushed me down when I got up to respond to him, to the point where his jaw was broken.
Me, expecting the aggressor to finally give in to hitting her before she put the cup down and then getting her ass beat. ![gif](giphy|l4pTsh45Dg7jnDM6Q|downsized)
Stanley cups, great for sip’n & hit’n
And handing out naps
She put the cup down.
Again and again and again
“I was stupid enough to show up unarmed but I am sure the other girl will understand my apparent disadvantage, and will unilaterally disarm for the sake of fighting on a level playing field.” *BONK!*
You see them boys scrambling to get their shit out of the way expeditiously like an old West shootout was about to go down? They knew it wasn't ol' girl's first rodeo. ETA: The okrrrrrrrrr corral.
Girl was tactical, knew if she put the cup down the aggressor would throw a punch, backed up knowing she would follow until she was in the corner with nowhere to go. If it hadn’t been for the girl intervening, the aggressor would’ve been done for.
I have never heard someone whine so much to start a fight. “I ammmmmmm!” “yessssssssss” Standing there with her open palms shaking like she’s telling her mom she wants money to go out
A full hydro flask can get you out of a sticky situation
Can’t wait to see the hydro flask vs Stanley matchup. At this range and proficiency level the Stanley has the clear advantage. More torque and legit gouging potential. But all it takes is one haymaker from a full hydro flask to enter the permanent slumber.
This is really sad to see kids do this now a days. Back in my day if there was to be a fight to break out. Someone would always shoutout “wolrdstar” it’s sad as a culture.
stick to arresting horny people, grandpa 😂
I wanna see the dents she put in that cup.
A Stanley cup managed to survive a car fire without a single scorch mark. The only dents you'll find are on the aggressors head, shoulder, and neck.
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The new quiet nerdy kid at my HS turned out to be a golden gloves boxer. Bully kid found that little nugget out the hard way, after he woke up.
I’m visualizing like a Mikey Musumeci-type character right now. Looks like an absolute geek who’d be a prime victim of most bullies…. but then you find out he’s 60-5-0 in MMA and a 4 time world champion in BJJ 🥸🥸
My dude tucked his polo shirt into his jorts. Nobody noticed his flat ass knuckles.
"I'm here to harm you. Please put your weapon down."
Where’s sharkiesha when you need her?
LPT: keep a folding chair or a Stanley Cup on your person at all times. Stay safe out there!
So it’s no don’t do this when shorty dinked that bottle off her skull? Why were y’all not trying to break it up before? Whole bunch of goofies
How is she going to walk up to someone to challenge them to an unsanctioned fight and think they have to follow rules? The only rules I follow in those situations are to not kill...if possible lol Also as a glass wearing person myself, why the fuck is she wearing glasses to challenge someone to a fight, the girl with the cup knew to protect her expensive shit when she took off those headphones. From all the evidence seen here, glasses girl was not about that life. Foolishness. Now, every time she sees a Stanley or hears that metal klink noise, she's going to have flashbacks lol
(Verse 1) She walking up to me with business, Throwing down, she wants a piece of this. I maintain my composure, stay calm in the storm, Ask her straight up, "You sure you want this form?" She thinks she got it all locked in the bag, But I ain't one to let my guard down, I never lag. I stand tall, like I'm holding the Stanley Cup, She says, "Put it down," but I ain't giving up. (Chorus) Do you really want this? Do you really want this? She throws the first punch, but I won't miss. I'm coming back with that Stanley Cup beatdown, You thought you had it, but I'm owning this town. (Verse 2) She underestimated what I bring to the game, Midwest style, yeah, I've earned my fame. I keep it real, ain't playing no games, When I step up, best remember my name. She keeps pushing, telling me to put it down, But I got my eyes set on the crown. I ain't backing off, I ain't backing down, She throws another hit, but I wear the crown. (Chorus) Do you really want this? Do you really want this? She throws the first punch, but I won't miss. I'm coming back with that Stanley Cup beatdown, You thought you had it, but I'm owning this town. (Bridge) I'm on top now, ain't looking back, From the Midwest streets to the Cadillac. I took her best shot, now watch me attack, I'm the champ here, ain't no turning back. (Outro) So next time you step, think twice, I'm the one with the game and the ice. She tried to take me down, but she's in my rearview, I'm the Midwest king, yeah, that's my cue. (Chorus) Do you really want this? Do you really want this? She throws the first punch, but I won't miss. I'm coming back with that Stanley Cup beatdown, You thought you had it, but I'm owning this town.
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We so smooth though…black girl came in looking like she wanted to stop it but clearly came through to help lol.
that girl breaking up the fight def made it worse for the girl without the cup
She had so many opportunities to fuck off
She got “Stanley’d” and someone ought to copyright that move. Whonk! Upside yo head…
Deserved every smack and she knows it too.
Well, that's a ban on water bottles.
"keep yah hands to yo self " for those that may bot understand. Do not put your hands on someone while they have a FULL stanley cup lol
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If she was stupid enough to continue her campaign then getting hit in the head with a Stanley cup probably didn’t do much damage
Jania got what she deserved…. Wanted to be the aggressor and got tinked up!! Hopefully she learned a lesson…. Probably not tho. Good on self defense girl, understanding intentions and backing up to create space. Well played!
people, if you don't want to fight just don't fight.
If you don't take the glasses off you're in for a bad time.
Stanley Steamed her ass
“Hey, I’m gonna try to fight you” “Good thing I have something to defend myself with”
She looks and sounds like she's presenting her thesis to a class, not threatening violence on someone.
I mean....she brought that on herself. Also, I love how nobody felt the need to intervene when home girl was in her face, threatening to, and I quote, "Beat your ass." But the moment the Stanley cup starts flying, people want to jump in. 🙄🙄 Bet she won't do that again😂😂😂
Girl should have attacked the other girl while she was sitting down rather than waiting for her to get up and asking her to put the cup down. She already told her she ain’t putting the cup down.
Only thing missing is the comic book sounds on those bonks lol.
This is the only time I will support the purchase and use of Stanley Cups
https://preview.redd.it/i9tfximyvr6d1.jpeg?width=1109&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb01728bf9111482cf3e1af785cb9f5febf3d814 S T A N L E Y Y E L N A T S All she finna remember tomorrow 😂😭
Nvm, I don't wanna go back to highschool. My Owala Free Sip doesn't have as much control as a Stanley so I wouldn't be able to survive the lunch period.