There's a subreddit for that. Someone linked it under a joke post in one of those explain the joke subs. The meme posted was some guy talking about how he can't find a girl and wished he could, ahem, do himself....
I followed the link and my feed is traumatized for life 👀
There's no actual problem with lightskin people. Some are just attractive and know it, so some of em act like they all that and a bag of chips. It's a joke
I really do not mean this offensively towards anyone but Khaled, but there are legitimately guys with down syndrome rapping on YouTube with hotter bars and better songs.
[You can't tell me this isn't better than Khaled despite my mans vocal limitations.](https://youtu.be/0QRe3VJc08w?si=HpZvg8jyqfdVPpps)
[Bruh you ain’t wrong. And as a guitarist, seeing Khaled just completely disrespect the Bob Marley Guitar hurts my soul every time](https://youtube.com/shorts/zQi8DI5B87g)
I’ve worked with this mf before. He’s such an asshole I swear. Just disrespectful acting like he’s the best thing since sliced bread. I had to give the edit to someone else to complete because I couldn’t stand looking at this mf lmfao. That man can eat a bag of dicks.
Like we can make you look stupid af if we wanted to. But no, everyone on my crew for that was respectful and everything. It came out great but easily, we could have had an “oops” and make him look stupid.
I don’t really understand the normalization of shit behavior with celebrities, especially D list bum niggas like this. Money really can’t be worth not tellin a mf they need to hit that chill or go home. Like you’re not Michael Jackson. Don’t come in here disrepecting my people trying to do a good job to help YOU or you’re gone. We need way more of that energy in the industry. If nobody will work with them, they’ll have to get the hint.
I worked with him too and I agree. Showed up maybe 5 hours late, made us play his 5 hits on repeat the whole shoot, flirted inappropriately with girls on set who were clearly not into it, terrible in front of the camera and made a bad day maybe the worst day of my life because my dog died that day as well. On top of it the fucking company we shot for never paid me. But he was maybe the worst part of all of that. Fuck Jason deRulo
Disrespected my crew by not respecting the time of the shoot. Dismissive to the woman V1. Did not stay for the full session, complained to the client that my crew wasn’t respecting him.
https://preview.redd.it/7en7sbf9879d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cdddaf00721e5bc71d10d764f3ccc349a5b9b81
Edit: [here’s the context](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vmd1qMN5Yo0&pp=ygUPZGVhciBzaXN0ZXIgc25s) for the image because I’m almost 100% certain some of y’all have no idea what this (and two of the replies) is even about
He turned into a corny TikTok content creator sometime during the pandemic and remains shackled to the corniness today. Doing parkour, dance challenges, "pranks", everything but making good music these days
My friend bought us tickets to see lady Gaga in 2009 I think and I was double hyped cause Kid Cudi was supposed to open. at the last minute they switched him out with Jason Derulo. I was *not* pleased
Man, fuck Derulo, he deserves the opposite of success. [If anyone's curious.](https://youtu.be/HEnoJTVLWtk?si=PEYOt9xBLJZUUGz9)
*BTW his yt channel is literally sssniperwolf but he recorded like 12 clips of himself that he just overlays on all of his vids, so it's quite literally 100% done by an underpaid, round the clock editor without even communication from him, outside of cutting the checks.*
All I can think about when I see this nigga is yung bbq's recreation of this video 😭😭 sis nailed it.
Also does anyone remember the rumor that Jordan sparks said he says his own name during sex like JASOOOON DERULOOOOO 😭😭
i don’t seek out his music so don’t have an educated opinion on him or his music but as someone who loves dance, i get his concert videos on my fyp sometimes and he had les twins as his dancers and the performance to ta ta ta was AMAZING, made me want to go to his concert if he ever did one in toronto
Saw him perform at a Detroit lions Thanksgiving halftime show live.
Most half time performances are dog shit live because they're produced for TV and not the football fans in attendance. He absolutely killed it. I'll give him credit for knowing how to put on a good show even when the deck is stacked against him.
At the moment someone was posting this I was asking my husband “what is the point of Jason Derulo? Cuz I have never even heard a Jason Derulo song.” See, the universe knows.
This mfer needs a clone so he can suck himself off.
Lmao. It’s insane that’s it’s not a farfetched thing to think Derulo would do this.
There's a subreddit for that. Someone linked it under a joke post in one of those explain the joke subs. The meme posted was some guy talking about how he can't find a girl and wished he could, ahem, do himself.... I followed the link and my feed is traumatized for life 👀
Wow that's crazy. And what was the subreddit called?? You know.. so I can stay away from it
Self suck I'm not linking it lmao you gotta type it in yourself 😉
is it weird that I throw up in my mouth a little after watching this?
Men doing the lip lick and/or lip bite is EWWW.
What about LL Cool J? 👀
He invented it, so he's good.
Jordin Sparks said that he did 😭😭😭
Absolutely unsurprising 😭
Why doesn’t he just get ribs removed like a normal person?
Yoga and patience will do the trick too.
Interesting. I'm going to make my back look like a fruit roll-up.
Ironic since dude died from auto erotic asphyxiation…
smh that's what they want you to believe. It's pretty well known that he was assassinated by a ninja clan.
Entirely the point of that gif lol
🤣🤣🤣 WOW …wow Such a great comment
Dude definitely looks in the mirror and watches himself
*sigh* Same tbh…
He has a guest spot on Sesame Street with the world's stupidest shirt to go with a really dumb song and I cringe so hard every time it comes on
Somebody’s watching the boys
Yoooooo. Opened the door with him eatin on his own ass and then had the shit stains on his mouth. That show is out of pocket.
Don't give this motherfucker any more ideas, bro doesn't need any advice on how to be more self obsessed.
Bold of you to assume he’s not already doing that
He probably already doing it.
Jason Derulo is a lightskin at heart
The SCREAM I just SCRUMPT!
SCRUMPT has me dying right now
This is as bad as croed 😭😭😭😂😂😂
SCRUMPT got me rolling
Could you imagine if he was 😩😂
He would be insufferable omg
He already is
I knew the slander was coming
Sorry bro 🤷🏿♀️
Sorry but y’all know it’s the truth
My daughter and I say this regularly. That man is pure lightskin energy.
Y'all make us this way We weren't born like this
Nahhhhh don’t pin that on me😂😂😂
God damn catchin strays on my off days.
I just got home from work, and this is what I get? Getting hit by a mean stray bullet as soon as I open Reddit? Makes sense tbh
ELI5 what's the problem with lightskin people?
There's no actual problem with lightskin people. Some are just attractive and know it, so some of em act like they all that and a bag of chips. It's a joke
Sooo...Just like everybody else?
Reverse Dolezal?????
Cackling...before I saw this comment Derulo literally had me thinking he the "dark skin" Drake. Cornier than a plantation.
Hey don’t sell the man short…he’s also gonna sing his own name 30 plus times
Collab with DJ Khaled and it’s more shoutouts than lyrics.
\*airhorns\* JA- WE (son) DA BEST - DERULO!!!!!!! ANOTHA - JASON - ONE - DERULO!!!!! \*airhorns\*
Just imagining that in my head gave me a headache lmfao
I really do not mean this offensively towards anyone but Khaled, but there are legitimately guys with down syndrome rapping on YouTube with hotter bars and better songs. [You can't tell me this isn't better than Khaled despite my mans vocal limitations.](https://youtu.be/0QRe3VJc08w?si=HpZvg8jyqfdVPpps)
[Bruh you ain’t wrong. And as a guitarist, seeing Khaled just completely disrespect the Bob Marley Guitar hurts my soul every time](https://youtube.com/shorts/zQi8DI5B87g)
This shit makes me laugh every time. Also, CALL ME EXPARAGUS! And that time he got lost at sea at night on his jetski.
That jetski story was fucking hilarious omg.
Don’t forget to throw Fabulous in there. F-A-B-U-L-O—U-S
I’ve worked with this mf before. He’s such an asshole I swear. Just disrespectful acting like he’s the best thing since sliced bread. I had to give the edit to someone else to complete because I couldn’t stand looking at this mf lmfao. That man can eat a bag of dicks.
You gotta be a real piece of work to make the editors hate you.
Like we can make you look stupid af if we wanted to. But no, everyone on my crew for that was respectful and everything. It came out great but easily, we could have had an “oops” and make him look stupid.
You gotta save that edit for yourself.
Should have and let that shit run in the studio when we had downtime lmfao.
I don’t really understand the normalization of shit behavior with celebrities, especially D list bum niggas like this. Money really can’t be worth not tellin a mf they need to hit that chill or go home. Like you’re not Michael Jackson. Don’t come in here disrepecting my people trying to do a good job to help YOU or you’re gone. We need way more of that energy in the industry. If nobody will work with them, they’ll have to get the hint.
I worked with him too and I agree. Showed up maybe 5 hours late, made us play his 5 hits on repeat the whole shoot, flirted inappropriately with girls on set who were clearly not into it, terrible in front of the camera and made a bad day maybe the worst day of my life because my dog died that day as well. On top of it the fucking company we shot for never paid me. But he was maybe the worst part of all of that. Fuck Jason deRulo
Bro broke his 1 year no comment streak to comment this, I believe you 💀😭
Damn. Yeah, you gotta believe that 😂 man said the world needs to know
I couldn't stand him ever since Jordan Sparks said he'd yell his own name during sex lmao.
That's...a whole another level of egocentrism.
What?! 😂
No wait really?
Did you perceive him to have a big ego or did he actually do something disrespectful? Genuinely curious.
Disrespected my crew by not respecting the time of the shoot. Dismissive to the woman V1. Did not stay for the full session, complained to the client that my crew wasn’t respecting him.
‘Anytime you do not placate me is disrespect!’
Lmaooo
If they were carefully crafted replicas of his own, he might.
While doing that fucking dance he always does smh
Jason is the club promoter guy who only hangs out with white girls and participates in beach volleyball tournaments
I screamed 💀💀💀
Ewwwwweeew
What in the Jojo Siwa?
*Celebrity Softball Legend JoJo Siwa
That collab would be so fucking funny
Mmmm whatcha say????
https://preview.redd.it/7en7sbf9879d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cdddaf00721e5bc71d10d764f3ccc349a5b9b81 Edit: [here’s the context](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vmd1qMN5Yo0&pp=ygUPZGVhciBzaXN0ZXIgc25s) for the image because I’m almost 100% certain some of y’all have no idea what this (and two of the replies) is even about
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https://preview.redd.it/pq8j0t3bs79d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c9aa091aa65393ce3f9985cabc2e3877cc4732a
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Spaced did it first
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He turned into a corny TikTok content creator sometime during the pandemic and remains shackled to the corniness today. Doing parkour, dance challenges, "pranks", everything but making good music these days
Did he ever make good music?
It was okay
You’re asking the real questions
not shackled to the corniness lmaooooo 💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂 not parkour!
That got a long chuckle out of me 😂😂😂😂
He added crypto grifter to his resume now too.
“Doing parkour” 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Naija people get bad mouth😂😂😂
Damn…That actually kinda sad. You just made me have empathy for that corny motherfucka
ugh. has to be the corniest man to exist.
Drake and Nick Cannon exist But I do agree he is a World Class Cornball
omg, how did I forget those two! been saying Nick Cannon was corny since his show on Nick.
January February March April May June JAAAAASON DERRUuUuUuLO
I almost peed on myself from laughing so hard after reading this😂😂😂
My friend bought us tickets to see lady Gaga in 2009 I think and I was double hyped cause Kid Cudi was supposed to open. at the last minute they switched him out with Jason Derulo. I was *not* pleased
He's been around since 2009????
unfortunately
Was he this cringe back then too?
😭😭😭
Cringe.
Bros too busy running crypto scams on his fans.
He just got called out by coffeezilla for trying to make a scam crypto, this man is a rich loser.
I'll never forget his L being in the Cats film and he tried to call it high art or something. Lmao
Went to cat school and everything!
The *Apple Music* halftime show? 😂
Maybe they can get him for the Deezer halftime show
Not even Deezer. Maybe Audiomack?
Let’s see what RealPlayer is up to
yea smash
He’d be looking at himself in the mirror the entire time.
Like Patrick Bateman lol
I mean... He's stunning. I'd rather look at him than Usher. I prefer his music as well.
We know it’s you, Jason.
 This man over Usher?
I swear they had to have blackmailed some of those people to star in that movie. But Jason Derulo and James Corden definitely begged to be in it.
The man in the video over Usher. No question.
That last one in particular r/brandnewsentence
😂 hell naw
Did nobody peep the hoodie?
Went searching for someone else who noticed. Tf made him put that on?
Man, fuck Derulo, he deserves the opposite of success. [If anyone's curious.](https://youtu.be/HEnoJTVLWtk?si=PEYOt9xBLJZUUGz9) *BTW his yt channel is literally sssniperwolf but he recorded like 12 clips of himself that he just overlays on all of his vids, so it's quite literally 100% done by an underpaid, round the clock editor without even communication from him, outside of cutting the checks.*
All I can think about when I see this nigga is yung bbq's recreation of this video 😭😭 sis nailed it. Also does anyone remember the rumor that Jordan sparks said he says his own name during sex like JASOOOON DERULOOOOO 😭😭
Ewww
This dude never evolved passed the college energy. its like he's stuck in frat boy world
I get secondhand embarrassment every time I see that video 🤦🏾♂️
To be fair, Jason is a fantastic performer. Annoying person, maybe, but fantastic performer
i don’t seek out his music so don’t have an educated opinion on him or his music but as someone who loves dance, i get his concert videos on my fyp sometimes and he had les twins as his dancers and the performance to ta ta ta was AMAZING, made me want to go to his concert if he ever did one in toronto
JUST NO THANK YOU
Found him extremely corny when he first came out...nothing has changed. Got that "where my hug at" energy.
Jason Derulo looks like The Deep idk I can't explain it but that alone gives me issues[Like??? ](https://images.app.goo.gl/Cze1ivg3CjbyJY8n6)
He got himself as his wallpaper
This man is so corny to me
I think almost everyone feels the same.
Let’s not wake this up. Let’s keep it asleep. Comatose even.
This brother is promoting a crypto scam. Fuck him.
Happy Pride Month! Looks like you are enjoying the whole month!
[Jason Derulo is too busy scamming people with crypto ](https://youtu.be/HEnoJTVLWtk?si=KHtV9-Y8nDFdgfa7)
Remember when he was in Cats 
Anyone know what drugs he might be on? I'm tryna see what its like to be feelin myself this hard
I watched this with the sound off and I- just what the JFMAMJJASOND erulo is this
Yall seen that TikTok dance cult documentary
Lmao no, link?
[Dancing for the devil](https://www.netflix.com/tudum/dancing-for-the-devil-the-7m-tiktok-cult)
lol wild shit. It’s about some cult related to dancing on TikTok. This just reminds me of that. It’s on Netflix. Really fucking weird
Don't you need to have good music at bare minimum first
He definitely savors his own farts.
I will always believe Keke Palmer, he’s a f.a.n.
With what catalog?
Didn't he just scan his fans with a crypto rug pull?
Narcissism isn’t even the right word
He is so in love with himself… no one is better than him according to him
I mean I'm into it but I also make famously bad choices so...
I want 15 more minutes of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvhfb_p-Gjg
Is that fucking Reader Rabbit lmao
Surprised he's not managed by 7M. LOL
Dear God please no keep that nigga AWAY
You didn't spell it right. It'd JaaAaAaason DeruuUULOoooo.
I forgot this man existed.
I always thought this guy was a herbivore just like the other one with horribly annoying vibrato. What's his name?...ah yes! Trey Songz! Cornballs!
Eww
Jason a herb
Jason Derulo x Pitball have the best managers and agents in the game
He has stans???
I saw him at the Universal Studios concert about 2 years ago. This is accurate.
I’m here to double down! That shit is a two pack of ass!!!
damn i didn't know he danced i thought he only did crypto scams
He’s too busy running a crypto scam to rehearse, anyway.
Looool
Saw him perform at a Detroit lions Thanksgiving halftime show live. Most half time performances are dog shit live because they're produced for TV and not the football fans in attendance. He absolutely killed it. I'll give him credit for knowing how to put on a good show even when the deck is stacked against him.
Jason Derulo, Usher, and Ne Yo at a superbowl together would be not just this but a battle to the death of who can do it better.
Think he be the guest of honor at a diddy party?
At the moment someone was posting this I was asking my husband “what is the point of Jason Derulo? Cuz I have never even heard a Jason Derulo song.” See, the universe knows.
He did an opening act at the 2023 Super Bowl pre party. I was ok.