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TSonly

We're censoring the word "shock" now?


ClaymoresRevenge

Too much censorship


Attack-Cat-

It’s bullshit tik tok trends.


EclipseIndustries

I'll say this to everyone, delete your TikTok account, delete the app. I don't care what you do instead. You could be smoking crack and it would be better for your mental health than TikTok. Please don't smoke crack. It's whack I've been told.


JotaroTheOceanMan

🎶I've never been on tik tok🎶


TheShortJohn

You're not missing much, trust me! TikTok's trends are wild


RxHotdogs

My ex would get so mad when I refused to open the TikTok’s she sent.


BlandSandHamwich

My friends send me them and it requires me to get the app and sign in. Sorry, hope the video was funny but I ain’t doing all that


bellylovinbaddie

This is me lol I’m not about to redownload the app just to watch a video. Screen record it if it’s that deep lol


EclipseIndustries

My ex would send me six in a matter of a few hours... While I'm at work... And then get mad in the evening because I didn't watch them.


Cig_Bug1112

I'm finding so much useful information on there. Resisted, finally downloaded, now watching people plan revolutions. It's freaking amazing.


dessert-er

I think it could be useful as an information sharing platform if it wasn’t being used as a misinformation sharing platform where it’s usually someone talking about an issue with no sources that they’re not all that educated in and then a bunch of crazy people arguing in the comments. I think it’s mostly just making people feel hopeless.


Cig_Bug1112

Dude, Kenya is in the process of removing a president and it's all on tiktok. Yes, X is a big part of it as well but education on civic rights is happening on tiktok. Evidence of police brutality is on tiktok. My feed is strictly Palestine, sudan, congo and now Kenya. It's an agent of change and I'll die on this hill.


dessert-er

I’m glad you see it as a sign of good things to come but someone could just as easily doom scroll your feed and feel that the world is full of evil and no one can stop it. A lot of it is perspective true but there’s a lot of screaming into the void happening.


horsefly70

🎶“ but I’ve been to Oklahoma”🎶


jayemmbee23

Me too!


Iolair_the_Unworthy

Ive never been on tiktok OR crack.


Wankbank_Dumpster

Smoking crack is dope as hell.


saturnphive

What would you do if there was one thing in the world you could be doing right n—


buttered_scone

Eh, crack is fine. Beats trying to freebase cocaine.


oldspiceland

Funny to post that here of all places.


Knappsterbot

Boomer levels of crazed fear


DLottchula

I have the app installed but I just use it to keep people from sending me TikTok’s.


PrimalForceMeddler

This is wild ignorance. Lol. Reddit is definitely worse.


EclipseIndustries

When you have multiple psychology professionals saying it's not good, you should maybe open an ear. Edit: blocked the only wildly ignorant person in this comment chain.


PrimalForceMeddler

1) show me all the mental health professionals saying other sm is good. 2) are you referring to the professionals hired by the US state to help them block tik tok in the US? Because that's for purely political and economic reasons, and litterally nothing to do with public well-being.


Shifter25

I know some of it is because it'll demonetize or hide your content if you have any 'unsavory' words.


KingKrown_

...Interesting how blind TikTok hate distorts things & blinds to the larger picture. Which is things that need be shared & spoken about, end up censored or shadowbanmed. It's not a "tiktok trend", though TikTok does censor curse words & words associated with world events. However, censorship has been getting pretty stupid everywhere. App to app, social media to social media, why something is censored can vary for whatever silly to concerning reason. So someone who cross-post or uses multiple apps, just preemptively censor themselves.


Intelligent_Cut635

You’re not wrong. Zuck and friends flagged me for saying “battle boobs” on a post where somebody drew a spiked bra on a character. I still don’t know which word had the app more upset.


KingKrown_

Lmmaoo. [X] inciting conflict [X] promoting adult content. [X] Violent content


Ali_Cat222

I am so damn sleep deprived that I sat here half asleep thinking about why Shaq*(damn text to speech made it say 'shack')decided to disguise himself as a prison female guard in London of all places and fuck this person 🤣 and I just know my meme is not being used on someone else for once, I think this about covers what my feelings were for typing this shit out openly🤣


VirgiliaCoriolanus

LOL same


Coziestpigeon2

Shaq?


Ali_Cat222

Yeah I meant Shaq, look I'm tired as hell cause I've been watching over my grandma who's dying and I've been getting no sleep😅also I'm using text to speech and I didn't make voice recognition yet, and so it keeps autocorrecting shit to things I never said or words that it doesn't understand🤣


PsyOpBunnyHop

That's sh\*cking. I am sh\*cked, I tell you!


Zerotix3

To get around people filtering out the word shock probably


Gishin

It is so god damn stupid. Also "sex" isn't a swear word.


FormerFakeguy

Yes and the reason will sho*k you.


Royal_Raspberry_90

😂


SteamBoatWilly69

Spiderman 2099 has entered the chat


L073D3K3

The canon is intact


SadBit8663

We've been censoring actual words of things for too long now. All the stupid words that have popped up to get around the censor filters too. Like the words we already use to describe these things already exists, and the people deciding to censor things aren't doing it out of goodwill or the betterment of humanity. It's flat out about money.


PracticalActuary4240

Might trigger people who’ve been sent to the electric chair /s


StupidSexyGiroud_

You mean the e slur right


Nordie25

I don’t know why people are willing to risk jobs like this😭 ruining your career over prison dick is crazy.


PunishedWolf4

A lot of these cases sadly boil down to people with low self esteem, like sociopaths they gravitate to careers where they can be the authority


Rufus1991

You're definitely on to something. The alleged corrections officer had a secret onlyfans account: https://www.timesnownews.com/world/uk/who-is-linda-de-sousa-abreu-ex-prison-officer-seen-in-intimate-video-with-prisoner-at-londons-hmp-wandsworth-article-111353511


mageta621

That website tried to give my phone cancer


SupaTheTrill

😭🤣


Northbound-Narwhal

*Tried*?


IroN-GirL

Her name sounds Brazilian or Portuguese. Yeap, she’s Brazilian!


The_Reluctant_Hero

Ayo...


Sir_Iknik_Varrick

I wouldn't say this is low self esteem though, sounds more like a kink. Apparently she's married and her and hubby are swingers, fucking a prisoner was probably high on their kink-list or something.


Bigazzry

Buddy was a CO and 3 of the 4 women hired were gone within 2 months because inmates called their cell phones.


rixendeb

My neighbor was a CO and she was letting released inmates live in her house. Lots of them.


rrogido

You know there's a camera there and still bend that thing over for Jailbird Joey to hit it.


RedLotusVenerable

The streets was saying hood dicks were the best


hallo-und-tschuss

She was on a swingers show like a couple years back, I forget if it was before or after this, but she definitely didn’t care about risking the job


Relative-Court-1128

Most people that work at prisons psychologically, have the same mindset as the people in there


Cedellton-Jr

Isn’t an officer having sex with an inmate technically rape?


lesdynamite

Yes.


driatic

Idk about London but in the US it's not technically rape. It's rape.


Timely-Supermarket99

Yes it can be classified as rape in the US…the inmate has the right to file for a grievance and press charges on correctional officer. https://oig.justice.gov/sites/default/files/archive/special/0504/index.htm#:~:text=According%20to%20federal%20law%2C%20all,it%20occurs%20inside%20a%20prison.


Generic118

Not the us not rape, sezual assult at worst. Uk rape requires the perpetrator to have a penis


DLottchula

That makes sense but it’s crazy that the law hasn’t been updated


ChocolateBrownLoved

It’s not legally rape in England and Wales as long the inmate is 18+ and consented. She will get done for misconduct and will probably lose her job and get maybe jail time for that. Power imbalance is only rape if the victim is under 18 or the 18+ didn’t consent. Welcome to how messed up the law can be. Edited for clarity


Cedellton-Jr

That’s so crazy!


NegroMedic

How does a prisoner, a ward of the state, have the agency to provide consent?


ChocolateBrownLoved

Hey, I’m just giving you law. I’m with you! It’s messed up but that’s how it is. It’s misconduct, not rape unless the adult says it was.


Mgclpcrn14

Glad I didn't have to scroll too far to see this. This was my first thought. What the actual fuck is wrong with her. Pathetic and revolting shit


Deruji

In the UK rape is only when a man does it to a woman.


Guzman_LoMagne

Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted, the law says rape is “penetration with a penis”


Deruji

Yup exactly that :(


thatisnotmyknob

Damn that's wild fucked up.


IAmAsha41

Not really, it's just in a legal sense, it's commonly understood it's rape when a woman does it to a man it just goes under a different legal term. Offenses carry the same sentencing terms.


thatisnotmyknob

Ok as long as theres legal repercussions for female rapists!


CyzeDoesMatter-

Women can't rape men in UK law.


MermyDaHerpy

to give context to this: - Statutes in UK say it requires penile to vaginal/anal penetration - Common Law expands this to allow lesbians to be charged with rape (since parliament cant do its bloody job)


jsho31

Hey Officer, let me stretch you real quick. ![gif](giphy|hOakastjESYKY)


tittylieutenant

She must be tall as shit to be that far back from the desk.


jsho31

Lol works for me because I'm 6'6


Tialionager

Word? You wanna grab some ramen or something?


jsho31

I do eat Shoyu.... Lol


BrooklynNotNY

Do Britain prisons have cameras in the cells? That would be mighty bold to do this knowing there are cameras. Or was homeboy trying to collect evidence?


Rufus1991

Nope! It was recorded on a smuggled cell phone. It reportedly was leaked because the inmate who was recording and the inmate who was doing the smashing, they were supposed to take turns. The guy recording, never got "his turn" and decided to leak the video to an outside friend. Crazy!!! This woman basically ruined her life and is about to do a multi year bid over prison dick.


wtvfck

Maybe she’ll seduce a CO, and the cycle can continue


BowdleizedBeta

The ciiiiiiiiirrrrrcle of diiiiiiiiiiick


BrooklynNotNY

Damn, this somehow got worse.


Shadesmctuba

Snitching because he didn’t get his piece of pie. Petty, but I kinda respect it.


Rufus1991

Lol! Same. Next level petty.


IAmAsha41

If she doesn't have previous convictions wouldn't be surprised if she only got a year, if the guy wasn't smoking and videoing it and they just got caught by another guard it's not impossible she would've just got a suspended sentence...


Rufus1991

Fair point. At the same time, considering she's an officer of the law and how public this story is.... I think she's doing some sort of bid inside.


IAmAsha41

Yeah, 100%, it's misconduct of a public official, one of the things they take into account is whether the act impacts the public interest or undermines public trust in the role the person held or the public service or institution they worked for so they'll probably give her a more lengthy sentence than average since it went to viral. Having a phone in prison in the UK can get you up to two years, the fact she didn't report them for that or the weed if she doesn't get time I'd be shocked.


FreeDependent9

Nah I saw the video, his cellmate was filming it on a cellphone


Tony_Lacorona

Send da video *this is a meme, please don’t lmao


Men_I_Trust_I_Am

Nah can’t do dis


DoctorBimbology

It's kind of ironic that the only place in London without cctv cameras is a prison cell


deandreas

His cell mate was filming. He did a selfie while they were fucking.


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

A prison kitchen worker just died in Georgia in a murder-suicide by an inmate. They were lovers. Aureon Grace was her name. Too many women love dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight.


luisless

Forreal… I have never minded being a little rough during sex but it wasn’t until my ex started asking me to basically choke her until she almost passes out that I realized some women have this fascination with being put in real danger.


Blue_CrewMember

It’s not just women


Specialist-Bed-6123

![gif](giphy|oOCbcGBJjlXJL8imGO)


manzo559

Anybody got a link to that video? https://preview.redd.it/ixsvfec1am9d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f464858360bbc53efc50ef10f4587782e9dbcbfe


SilvaLDN

[here you go](https://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/wshhLZXV8oL0e2z7s7cT/she-was-loving-every-second-of-it-female-prison-guard-gets-her-black-blown-out-by-an-inmate-during-her-shift)


manzo559

I was just playing but good looking out… it would cut off when it gets crackin


___TychoBrahe

Damn world stars got their own app, lol


hallo-und-tschuss

Bruh


New_Pomegranate2222

I’m more disgusted that the cell mate was smoking in the proximity.  


HeroponBestest2

I was expecting more tbh. 😮‍💨


Vtastical

Same. Still turned me on though 🤣


Genki-sama2

https://x.com/tinaachaggie/status/1806957106106339571?s=46


HeroponBestest2

That was a lot better. 😌


3_Slice

I should be ashamed to find it kind of hot


youarenut

Of course it did


MilqueToastDickRoast

https://preview.redd.it/lkt5fswuom9d1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2de178dc8c16518f894fba41f740c423cff44a2


Billshandsome

Stealing this. Thank you in advance.


slick_pick

No shame 😂


manzo559

For science ![gif](giphy|QC7UQbxq89MnL9r6AN)


FreeDependent9

Worldstar 👀


princeparaflinch

https://preview.redd.it/ovrya5gzup9d1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3a5d0bc04899cda34dc6119462ed02b6e80a47a


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

Why does that prison look like a $1500 studio apartment in America?


xmermaid165

Naaah this looks like a prison to me. Look up Norwegian prison cells. Looks like a hotel!


Neither_Spell_9040

“This jail, which is located on Bastoy Island in Oslofjord, holds a little over 100 offenders who enjoy privileges such as tennis, horseback riding, fishing, and sunbathing within the prison complex. With elegant cottages to live in and verdant farms to work on, the inmates at this low-security facility are likely to forget they’re there.”


mstrss9

Ok another back up plan if I get fired and lose my house


xmermaid165

Sounds more interesting than my current living situation


ilovethissheet

Your asking the question wrong. Why does a Studio apartment in America that looks like a Prison cell cost $1500?


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

![gif](giphy|duM6JZemPlOjUyqmxd)


ilovethissheet

^she


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

Ope my bad!


ilovethissheet

It's reddit, it happens.


Bunnnnii

Ew. I can’t imagine how unhygienic these “living” quarters and conditions are, and then these prisoners themselves (doubt it’s completely their fault). I just don’t get it. Is your job really worth dirty delinquent dick, dummy?


PabloAxes

This is a Wandsworth prison cell, apparently: https://preview.redd.it/ksj6cw049m9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4e3320954fae698f7cc29bcd6f57a13cde50b51


Bunnnnii

Not a couch! They get a futon?


DrinkingBleachForFun

They get a futon so that they can get their fukon.


ClaymoresRevenge

That's hilarious 😂


TangyDischarge

That's way better than Vacaville. That's like a penthouse cell no joke.


HotShipoopi

this shit is better than my first dorm at college


Ken_alxia

Fucking a nigga who only showed once a week is crazy but hey do you sis 


Bigfamei

She was there no later then teh day after.


HawkinsShock

My step-dad and some of his friends have been to jail/prison. They say female CO's having relationships with the inmates happens all the time.


GunnieGraves

I mean, if you’re having sex right it’s a similar amount of activity to a workout. Heart rate is up, you’re using muscles in various ways. Working out isn’t that wild of a euphemism.


InstrumentalCrystals

Some of the best cardio, if you’re doing it right


mkvii1989

What is prison in London that this dude has a fresh fade and what looks like an under armor tshirt? I’d bet recidivism is lower than the States though.


Venomenon-

Certain, in fact I think most, prisoners can wear their own clothes if they behave. We also train people in prisons so I guess there is a barbering class.


themaccababes

UK prisons are a joke, and no I bet the recidivism is the same if not worse. It’s not about rehabilitation it’s because they’re broke Af 😂


IAmAsha41

US > A U.S. Department of Justice analysis of recidivism rates in 24 states concluded that 82 percent of individuals released from state prisons were rearrested at least once during the 10 years following release. Within one year of release, 43 percent of formerly incarcerated people were rearrested [Source](https://bja.ojp.gov/news/justice-matters/desk-bja-november-2023) UK > Adults released from custodial sentences of less than 12 months had a proven reoffending rate of 55.5%. [\> 10 Year recidivism rate is around 8%](https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/media/65b10a34160765001118f7d0/figure6.svg) [Source](https://www.gov.uk/government/statistics/proven-reoffending-statistics-january-to-march-2022/proven-reoffending-statistics-january-to-march-2022)


ClaymoresRevenge

Mrs. Officer


Nedgurlin

Haha! EMERGENCY ONLY!!


moonwoolf35

So she's going to jail, real smart.


Nedgurlin

Can’t go to jail if she’s already there! ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


princeparaflinch

https://preview.redd.it/27ay9phxvp9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22548022c564584e95cab5841ec44ae12ffaadf0


The_Starmaker

Must be the Kanye “New Workout Plan”.


imf4rds

I hope to do a work out shortly before bed tonight.


ShrugIife

Is this a Trump-approved black job?


Sotheturn

Yo so when do we stop this censorship shit? 1984 has never been more relevant. I realize people have been saying that shit for years though.


kayforpay

idk if he was asked if he consented by a third party or something but the inherent abuse of the prison system can get made much worse if an officer on their case dislikes them, say for not wanting to bone down, so I imagine it has to be considered sexual assault (since English law thinks rape is only penetrative)


razman7altacc

the guy filming was smoking a J and supposed to smash next, based on the vid all of them were extremely into it. what youre saying is valid, just not in this case


faith_plus_one

It's not sexual assault (by law or if you watch the video) and although the term "rape" only applies when men do it to women, the punishment when women do it to men carries the same sentence.


No_Accountant4716

They be shadow fading niggas in prison?


goodnamesweretaken

Wrong again. They were actually doing the military press.


DJMagicHandz

Laying pipe is a pretty physical exercise. I had an extended stay after a surgery and GF made a late night visit. And I totally forgot I was wearing a heart monitor...


moontraveler12

I would say "god forbid women have hobbies" but I think people wouldn't get the sarcasm and would start downvoting anyway like I was serious lol


hallgod33

Did OP just name drop B.o.B the rapper? It's been ages since I've hears him mentioned irl. Favorite rapper too, I got to rap on stage with him in St Petersburg.


Firm_Engineering_265

There’s trifling and then there’s this bitch 


kmtnewsman

Not just His Majesty's pleasure I guess


AWESOME4Life44

What is this censorship lol Instablog9ja☑️ is NOT a real news source


Gishin

Sh%ck as f=mal\* pr|$on oƒƒicer is fil♏ ed wørking ⛔ut


upwaytooearly

More like working it in and out amiright 😬😳


whodis707

Why would you even ruin your career and risk prison just to get your buns greased 😩😫😫


Pedrosbarro

She knew she was being taped. Girl what are you doing. Also isn't there supposed to be rules against snitching on your cell mate?


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Bunnnnii

You just wanted to reference this shit.


Nani_700

Acab aside, she was abused by her superiors. Stop making rape into a joke.


srkaficionada65

TN not the UK… unless she somehow moved continents after that drama/being run over by the bus they threw her under


trixel121

did she actually do anything besides have sex?


Timely-Supermarket99

What is going on!! This ish happening in America too…. Like really…


Inevitable_Art8536

If I was having no sex with a female guard I would be SOOOO pissed if someone filmed and stopped it. Shank time


bootyhunter69420

I feel like this is more common than we think. Lots of women love jailbirds.


hallo-und-tschuss

That’s how they be living in HMP Wandsworth 😂 IYKYK


bootyhunter69420

Not going to lie, the full video is pretty solid.


taintitsweet

The inmates get to wear Under Armour?


yoitsthatoneguy

In some prisons in the UK, yes.


Sad-Strawberry-2720

Ooooooooo man. People are HORRRRNNYYY out here. 💀💀💀 Prison dick got ppl out here risking employment.


festival-papi

Shit like this is why you don't date COs. It's crazy too because she was supposedly married.


Effective_Ad_1925

That’s ridiculous. Smh and our taxpayer money goes to these prisons. Where’s the video?


MikeJones-8004

How you so horny that you let a nigga in prison convince you to bust it wide open.


Expensive_King_4849

They… they were kissing and she had to fix her panties And what c/o does yoga with an inmate.


ButtBread98

Why the fuck is “shock” censored?


davidg0295

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Green_Space729

https://preview.redd.it/3kf3pt98oy9d1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=def34cf304938fde6f9f81c193f1f3b338fec449


-Nuke-It-From-Orbit-

Why are they censoring sex? Why is that being treated as a bad word?


Timely-Supermarket99

Why is this becoming more common? It has happened several times in my city at our jails with female correctional officers and male inmates…. I’m genuinely curious about why is this so comm now


bootyhunter69420

It's always been common. People are just becoming more aware of these cases because of social media and stuff


Timely-Supermarket99

Sounds about right.


napalm_p

Staged for clout