What the fuck is that even supposed to mean, is it another line from Tombstone? I haven't seen it in years. Or is he just another MAGA chud that thinks he's hot shit. Also, I like how he almost worked himself up to the point he was near crying while throwing threats.
Fun fact, in tombstone, doc holiday says "I'll be your huckle bearer" a term used to refer to someone who is carrying the casket to the hearse, also known as pall? bearers. Essentially what doc holiday is saying, is that he will put your ass in the ground. For some reason most people hear huckleberry, and have since Mandela effected it into the lexicon.
So, this old fuck is just a moron inaccurately regurgitating tough guy lines he's heard in movies.
Edit: the handles on the sides of coffins are called huckles.
Does that mean he's going to grab the man's crotch? Does that mean he will spray tan the man orange? Does that mean he will stare at the sun?
Does that mean he will cheat on his wife with a hooker?
Does that mean he will piss in his diaper?
Does that mean he's going to sling ketchup all over him?
Does that mean he's going to ask the bicyclist to pee golden showers all over him?
I'm just confused as to what he means by "I'll pull a Trump on you"
Some old cowboy shit, if you shot a man in a dual you had to be one of the men to carry his coffin, handles on them are called “huckles” aka I’ll be your huckleberry is basically “I *will* shoot your ass”
My understanding as well except I’ve read it is actually ‘huckle bearer’, which makes good sense (bearer being a carrier). But Val’s drawl was thick in the delivery, I suppose, and it sounds like ‘berry’. But pretty much everyone who has seen the film thinks he says ‘huckleberry’, so who knows.
I really like the Movie Tombstone but I never knew what "I'll be your huckleberry" meant. And now this guy owns the phrase and whenever I rewatch the movie I'm going to think of his bloated grimace
They are the worst. I’m old now but in my 20’s I dated one and they are the most obnoxious types of people. So elitist in their nasty apartments that reek of pee, just drinking beer constantly with no goals or purpose in life but to be territorial.
Truly awful. Grew up in the 90s in San Diego. My friends dad (a boomer) was a locals only tough guy. So entitled. He would drive us to school he drove like a total asshole, as if everyone around him was supposed to know he’s a local, he’s better than them, and they should yield in all circumstances.
Concurr. The dumbest losers I've ever know were some little territorial surfers from San Diego. Total narcissist despite being a bunch of homeless crackheads. In particular I remember 2 of them going into a fury and screaming at some dudes for being gay--despite the fact I'm certain those two were fucking each other.
I knew a bunch of guys who were surfers awhile ago and they were pretty chill but they were total criminals. They robbed banks and got away with it because their lack of a 9-5 job and flexible schedule made their crimes patternless. Surfing taught them how to leap on the bank counters and balance well. They carried guns but only got violent when they had to.
Eh some were back in the day. My dad was a 1960s surfer in SoCal around the same time this guy did it. There are turf wars on the waves even today sometimes with the older dudes thinking “youngsters” don’t follow the unwritten guidelines / etiquette / rules. My boomer dad has all the stories of the fights he would get into in the 60s in high school at the beach. 🙄
Similar here. Never really thought about it, but every fight my dad was even in happened at the beach. Not surprising, given that they had bowling and surfing as elective classes in high school.
In that moment he was like “Got’em” too. He was so proud that he could use that line.
The irony is that he was clearly the aggressor there. But I don’t think he’s capable of understanding that
The best reaction I ever seen to Clint Eastwood was when the whole family was watching Gran Torino when it first came out.
There's a scene where Clint is sitting at the table and his kids are trying to put them in old folks home because he's basically ancient, and he just does a slow lift of his head and starts to growl. My dad freaking lost it and just starts laughing his ass off. You know that fart noise you make with your mouth when you know something's just too absurd for you to validate? One of those. The magas in the room were taking notes at this point and Gabe him a dirty look.
My very blue collar uncle loved the movie. My left-leaning Aunt thought it was the worst movie she'd ever seen and that the acting was completely wooden. She sat in the corner and cringed uncomfortably through the entire performance. I guess that's the point though: You have to trigger people that don't want to be triggered otherwise they won't know you're better than them.
As for Tombstone, it's a classic, but Doc was an educated southern dandy, he wasn't some anti-education mouthbreather, he would have despised Trump as much as he did Ringo. Or more appropriately, Ike.
>The best reaction I ever seen to Clint Eastwood was when the whole family was watching Gran Torino when it first came out.
The best reaction I've ever seen to Clint Eastwood was Pete Davidson and John Mulaney on SNL absolutely roasting the humiliating buffoonery that was "The Mule."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5TEsdb918c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5TEsdb918c)
Even if you give Clint Eastwood's character in Gran Torino a positive interpretation (character redemption), you still don't want to be the angry old man with no friends and alienated from your children.
As an aside, the way the movie had characters go on racist tirades but made it all like "shucks being racist is funny" was so cringe.
Dudes voice all fluctuating and cracking early on there. Big guy is literally panicking in his head and anger is the only emotion he knows how to display.
Yeah, the old guy is totally wrong there. A lot think bicycles are supposed to be on the sidewalk for whatever reason. Could be early onset dementia causing agitation.
A typical entitled MAGA bully that thinks he’s a white republican so he’s more important.
Bet he also calls himself a Christian conservative. He missed the part where Jesus loves not hates.
It reminded me of the time that a much larger guy was trying to start a fight with my brother when we were in our early 20s. Dude was all hype and kept bumping his chest into my brother's, so finally after the 3rd or 4th time of dude doing that, my brother goes "you tryna get butt naked and wrestle?" and it took the guy so off guard that he just called my brother a weirdo f\*gg\*t and left.
There was a culture of beach bros in socal who would go around looking for gay people to essentially beat the shit out of and they’d just make a night of it, getting drunk, driving around and picking fights with gays. My friends dad did it quite often and then he became a cop.
Sounds about Reich. This deplorable surfer guy even invokes Trump’s name like Trump is some tough hard core guy. Not a diaper wearing incoherent smelly coward!
To add, there’s nothing homoerotic about it. The top comment on every post like this something implying the aggressor is gay or acting gay. It’s an easy way for straight men to dump the responsibility back on gay men to make us responsible for our own oppression, beatings, and murders.
There is nothing homoerotic about a maniac threatening to kill someone because he thinks they’re gay or wants to use them being gay as his justification. It’s just straight up verbal violence.
This was in 2016. Of course the boomer asshat was very apologetic once he got caught. Orange County MAGAt.
https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/driver-apologizes-after-road-rage-caught-on-camera/
I need to know whether he was charged for threatening and verbally assaulting this kid!!
He so wants to be a "surfer". So sad that's his only identity. He's sooooo sorry he got caught. I hope the kid pressed charges. These asshats need a reality check about acceptable behavior...
He's just an old surfer dude, a knucklehead! Not to mention, he's really embarrassed, guys. Let's just forget about this little "threatening a man's life over nothing" business. How could he know the big bike symbol on the lane meant it was for bikes?
My father, despite being a raging boomerholic, has some gems of wisdom, one being "If you don't act like an asshole all the time you don't have to apologize for being an asshole all the time". Unfortunately surfer dude, and my dad for that matter, don't prescribe to this way of thinking.
Well his business closed. I'm not sure if it was because of this incident or not. Probably wasnt smart behaving like an asshole while wearing a shirt of the company you own.
Guy lives in a million dollar plus home in Huntington Beach too. Poor boomer born on 3rd base thought he hit a home run and made him hot shit.
-Lewis said he didn't understand share lane rules when he screamed at the cyclist.-
If he would've spent less time LARPing Dirty Harry/Tombstone and more time listening to the cyclist, he would've maybe learned something that day. He should be ashamed and embarrassed.
Poor, insignificant boomer. He knows he's on his way out. His ideologies are failing and unpopular and he's lost his friends and family, his life is spiraling out of control, and he's desperate for other people to think of him as anything but an irrelevant pathetic failure, so he has to go pick a fight with some random stranger as if to scream "I STILL EXIST!"
Can you die quieter please? The rest of us are trying to ignore you.
Exactly! This is the culture he started. Someday, this fatass will meet someone who won't hesitate knocking him on his back if he doesn't have a heart attack first. His life must be sad.
So he’s going to lose, claim it was a win, get more loser’s simping for him and then whine and cry about how he’s a victim. Seems about right. Rump is a weak man’s version of a strong man.
fr though. i’ve bicycle commuted for the last 10 years. i seriously think biking on a subconscious level reminds drivers that they are making a worse decision for their health, for their community’s health, and they resent you for it. driver hatred towards bikers is completely irrational whereas hatred towards cars, which kill thousands of people every year, pollute the air, and make our infrastructure an abomination, that hatred is perfectly rational.
Narrator: while he was an old out of shape incel on 8 meds, he was careful to only start shit with little people ever since his wife pegged him for crying during Golden Girls
He’s made well articulated and clear threats, and there’s no reason for the person filming to not have a well-founded fear. I hope the person filming went to the police and insisted upon pressing charges for aggravated assault.
What is equally terrifying and wonderful about the internet is that anytime I, or anyone else, act like an idiot it is 100% going to come up on social media at regular intervals.
You do know that a not insignificant portion of surfers are absolutely maladjusted uneducated confused lunatics, right?
This guy’s behavior definitely tracks.
I participate in many hobbies; backpacking, model building, pc building, SCUBA, and tabletop gaming, to name a few. The majority of the communities are 90% cool 10% a-holes. The first time I learned to surf I was told "stay over there in the crap waves or the locals will kick your ass. Also, do not try to make friends." That was the last time I participated in that community.
Yup, it’s very much like that in my hometown. They run off any tourists and if you’re a xennial age or younger who dares say you’re a local (even if you’ve lived there forever), they try their best rooster puffed chest impression and threaten violence. Every once in a while you hear another story in the news about a fight.
I would love to see this guy in his normal life. Just depressingly smashing down beer on his couch with Trump posters all around and screaming to himself about the liberals.
“I’m your fuckle huckleberry” I’d lose my shit lol
"Id pull Trump on ya." is definitely a worthy contender, I'd laugh
I'm assuming he was threatening to grab him by the bussy?
nah, he was threatening to shit his pants.
> shit his pants. and file for bankruptcy.
*Scott Morrison has entered the chat*
OMG! You win! That's the best. 
I think he means "rape him like a 13-year-old trafficked child", but I could be wrong.
Yea, honestly, I can't think of anything else notable that Trump has done that can equate to a one-liner other than this.
Build a wall to protect himself after talking all tough.
What the fuck is that even supposed to mean, is it another line from Tombstone? I haven't seen it in years. Or is he just another MAGA chud that thinks he's hot shit. Also, I like how he almost worked himself up to the point he was near crying while throwing threats.
MAGA chud
I still wanna know what he means by pull a trump. Does he mean shit himself then go cry on xitter?
Pull a trump: walk gingerly down a slope while sipping from a bottle of water that you're holding with both hands.
Fun fact, in tombstone, doc holiday says "I'll be your huckle bearer" a term used to refer to someone who is carrying the casket to the hearse, also known as pall? bearers. Essentially what doc holiday is saying, is that he will put your ass in the ground. For some reason most people hear huckleberry, and have since Mandela effected it into the lexicon. So, this old fuck is just a moron inaccurately regurgitating tough guy lines he's heard in movies. Edit: the handles on the sides of coffins are called huckles.
Dude doesn’t seem too bright. Was looking for anything thinking it was an insult.
Does that mean he's going to grab the man's crotch? Does that mean he will spray tan the man orange? Does that mean he will stare at the sun? Does that mean he will cheat on his wife with a hooker? Does that mean he will piss in his diaper? Does that mean he's going to sling ketchup all over him? Does that mean he's going to ask the bicyclist to pee golden showers all over him? I'm just confused as to what he means by "I'll pull a Trump on you"
😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂yo God bless you bro 😭😭🤣😂 those questions I ask my self too🤦🏻♂️
He wants to show him a photo of his own daughter?
"You plan to date your daughter at me?"
buckle up, fucklehead!
Seriously what does this mean?? Huckleberry? Like Huckleberry Fin??
It's from the movie "Tombstone". Val Kilmer plays Doc Holliday and uses the phrase as a means of saying "I will do it / I will fight"
“Oh yeah? Well I’LL HAVE WHAT SHE’S HAVING.”
Some old cowboy shit, if you shot a man in a dual you had to be one of the men to carry his coffin, handles on them are called “huckles” aka I’ll be your huckleberry is basically “I *will* shoot your ass”
My understanding as well except I’ve read it is actually ‘huckle bearer’, which makes good sense (bearer being a carrier). But Val’s drawl was thick in the delivery, I suppose, and it sounds like ‘berry’. But pretty much everyone who has seen the film thinks he says ‘huckleberry’, so who knows.
Thanks 🙏 for explaining
I take it to mean that he never read Mark Twain and is confused about the relationship between Huckleberry and Tom.
This comment is making me laugh so fucking hard… Thank you for it, man I needed it
His voice quivered when he said it 😭
The facial expressions: if Gary Busey and Dick Cheney had a baby...
It’s one thing seeing Val Kilmer say this line while acting in a movie. Seeing it in real life… *Chef’s Kiss*
I really like the Movie Tombstone but I never knew what "I'll be your huckleberry" meant. And now this guy owns the phrase and whenever I rewatch the movie I'm going to think of his bloated grimace
Did he call himself gay?
It’s like he used every “tough guy” trope he could think of 😂
Surfer doesn’t usually come to mind when I’m thinking of tough guy occupations
“Locals only” tough guys
They are the worst. I’m old now but in my 20’s I dated one and they are the most obnoxious types of people. So elitist in their nasty apartments that reek of pee, just drinking beer constantly with no goals or purpose in life but to be territorial.
Truly awful. Grew up in the 90s in San Diego. My friends dad (a boomer) was a locals only tough guy. So entitled. He would drive us to school he drove like a total asshole, as if everyone around him was supposed to know he’s a local, he’s better than them, and they should yield in all circumstances.
Concurr. The dumbest losers I've ever know were some little territorial surfers from San Diego. Total narcissist despite being a bunch of homeless crackheads. In particular I remember 2 of them going into a fury and screaming at some dudes for being gay--despite the fact I'm certain those two were fucking each other.
“We don’t take kindly to strangers around these parts. Trump said electric bikes are for homos and I got a hankering to believe him.”
I knew a bunch of guys who were surfers awhile ago and they were pretty chill but they were total criminals. They robbed banks and got away with it because their lack of a 9-5 job and flexible schedule made their crimes patternless. Surfing taught them how to leap on the bank counters and balance well. They carried guns but only got violent when they had to.
I think I knew the same dudes. One ended up being a cop. I was like whoa when I found out!
Point Break?
Hey Utah, get me two!
Boomer MAGA surfer sounds like Huntington Beach in Orange County.
Eh some were back in the day. My dad was a 1960s surfer in SoCal around the same time this guy did it. There are turf wars on the waves even today sometimes with the older dudes thinking “youngsters” don’t follow the unwritten guidelines / etiquette / rules. My boomer dad has all the stories of the fights he would get into in the 60s in high school at the beach. 🙄
Similar here. Never really thought about it, but every fight my dad was even in happened at the beach. Not surprising, given that they had bowling and surfing as elective classes in high school.
Biker: What's your name? Him: My name is _Your Worst Enemy_! He's a full blown 90's movie villain 😂
In a very Gary Busey kind of way
While his voice is breaking like he's about to cry every moment
Shocked he didn't say "do you feel lucky? D'ya punk?"
Boomers watched too many Clint Eastwood movies
Lol and literally quoting Tombstone
Skin that smokewagon and see what happens!
I have two Trumps! One for each of us!
I’m yer fuckle huckleberry
He’s been waiting half his life for the chance to drop that line and he delivered it in the worst way. Edit: spelling
I didn't think it was possible to find a way to make that line sound so weak, yet here we are!
In that moment he was like “Got’em” too. He was so proud that he could use that line. The irony is that he was clearly the aggressor there. But I don’t think he’s capable of understanding that
It’s such a good saying, but only when Val Kilmer says it. Some fat old boomer just looks like an idiot.
I don't remember the line "I'm your fuckleberry" in Tombstone lol. Dude's a moron.
Get me another beer dragon lady
What is Roger Stone doing there?
Guy ate Roger Stone and Roger took over his body.
And Rambo I think?
Clearly this guy didn't watch the movie or he would know what happened to Denehy's character and to the rest of the bullies.
HE DREW FIRST BLOOD
Read this in Frank Reynolds’s/Danny Devito’s voice instead of Sly’s.
The best reaction I ever seen to Clint Eastwood was when the whole family was watching Gran Torino when it first came out. There's a scene where Clint is sitting at the table and his kids are trying to put them in old folks home because he's basically ancient, and he just does a slow lift of his head and starts to growl. My dad freaking lost it and just starts laughing his ass off. You know that fart noise you make with your mouth when you know something's just too absurd for you to validate? One of those. The magas in the room were taking notes at this point and Gabe him a dirty look. My very blue collar uncle loved the movie. My left-leaning Aunt thought it was the worst movie she'd ever seen and that the acting was completely wooden. She sat in the corner and cringed uncomfortably through the entire performance. I guess that's the point though: You have to trigger people that don't want to be triggered otherwise they won't know you're better than them. As for Tombstone, it's a classic, but Doc was an educated southern dandy, he wasn't some anti-education mouthbreather, he would have despised Trump as much as he did Ringo. Or more appropriately, Ike.
>The best reaction I ever seen to Clint Eastwood was when the whole family was watching Gran Torino when it first came out. The best reaction I've ever seen to Clint Eastwood was Pete Davidson and John Mulaney on SNL absolutely roasting the humiliating buffoonery that was "The Mule." [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5TEsdb918c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5TEsdb918c)
Even if you give Clint Eastwood's character in Gran Torino a positive interpretation (character redemption), you still don't want to be the angry old man with no friends and alienated from your children. As an aside, the way the movie had characters go on racist tirades but made it all like "shucks being racist is funny" was so cringe.
I feel bad for your trooper of an aunt Lmao at least she got through the movie
“You come through this town…” sounded straight out of an Eastwood monologue😂
Was just thinking this lol I'm you huckleberry
Think he was trying to quote Tombstone lol
In the future it will be some dude quoting tiktok mems on cap straight bussing deadass
Dudes voice all fluctuating and cracking early on there. Big guy is literally panicking in his head and anger is the only emotion he knows how to display.
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But still, he was right in the cyclist face and that kid didn’t crack or escalate. Even though the boomer was stupid it would have been intimidating.
"You going to make a video? The surfer versus the queer?" "No, I'm not a surfer."
„See the symbol on the road?“ - „I don’t give a fuck.“ Yeah and that’s why you are the fucking problem, old man.
Yeah, the old guy is totally wrong there. A lot think bicycles are supposed to be on the sidewalk for whatever reason. Could be early onset dementia causing agitation.
No it is most likely terminal GOP.
He just misses the good old days when he used to bully smaller kids on the playground.
No, just a lifetime of lead consumption topped off with Fox News to really capitalize on that lead-induced displaced rage.
A typical entitled MAGA bully that thinks he’s a white republican so he’s more important. Bet he also calls himself a Christian conservative. He missed the part where Jesus loves not hates.
Not in the RIV version of the Bible.
This guy is a surfer?
Channel surfer most likely. But probably only surfs between Fox News and conspiracy YouTube videos.
And Turner Classic Movies.
Is this what a butthole surfer is?
Couch surfer only.
Did anyone else catch the homoerotic overtones of all his threats?
This boomer wanted to kiss him so bad
It reminded me of the time that a much larger guy was trying to start a fight with my brother when we were in our early 20s. Dude was all hype and kept bumping his chest into my brother's, so finally after the 3rd or 4th time of dude doing that, my brother goes "you tryna get butt naked and wrestle?" and it took the guy so off guard that he just called my brother a weirdo f\*gg\*t and left.
I was expecting some more overt ‘I’m going to pound you like a little boy’
There were a couple moments where that slip felt *REAL* close lol
"I want to smack you so hard. You what I'd do to you if people weren't around" 😏
"You know what I do to assholes like you? I lick em!"
Fuckle Huckleberry????!!!
🤣🤣🤣
https://youtube.com/shorts/bEymttt_6T4?si=C7EM8aCLU-C1PYTG
There was a culture of beach bros in socal who would go around looking for gay people to essentially beat the shit out of and they’d just make a night of it, getting drunk, driving around and picking fights with gays. My friends dad did it quite often and then he became a cop.
That checks out.
Sounds about Reich. This deplorable surfer guy even invokes Trump’s name like Trump is some tough hard core guy. Not a diaper wearing incoherent smelly coward!
gay bashing was a shitbro pastime pretty much everywhere pre-21st century unfortunately
To add, there’s nothing homoerotic about it. The top comment on every post like this something implying the aggressor is gay or acting gay. It’s an easy way for straight men to dump the responsibility back on gay men to make us responsible for our own oppression, beatings, and murders.
He named his penis Trump?
Ayoo lol I caught that too
There is nothing homoerotic about a maniac threatening to kill someone because he thinks they’re gay or wants to use them being gay as his justification. It’s just straight up verbal violence.
I’m your huckleberry
Giving me the “come take my gun vibes”: https://youtu.be/TY0eUQ06Q2g?feature=shared
This was in 2016. Of course the boomer asshat was very apologetic once he got caught. Orange County MAGAt. https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/driver-apologizes-after-road-rage-caught-on-camera/
I need to know whether he was charged for threatening and verbally assaulting this kid!! He so wants to be a "surfer". So sad that's his only identity. He's sooooo sorry he got caught. I hope the kid pressed charges. These asshats need a reality check about acceptable behavior...
He's just an old surfer dude, a knucklehead! Not to mention, he's really embarrassed, guys. Let's just forget about this little "threatening a man's life over nothing" business. How could he know the big bike symbol on the lane meant it was for bikes?
My father, despite being a raging boomerholic, has some gems of wisdom, one being "If you don't act like an asshole all the time you don't have to apologize for being an asshole all the time". Unfortunately surfer dude, and my dad for that matter, don't prescribe to this way of thinking.
This is the corollary to one of my favorite quotes "do enough dumbass things and eventually people will call you a dumbass" - Eagles DC Jim Schwartz
There’s a lot of guys like this up and down the SoCal coast, including my old hometown (it gets ugly sometimes with the beach turf drama).
Dude looked like he was on the verge of tears towards the end of the interaction.
Well his business closed. I'm not sure if it was because of this incident or not. Probably wasnt smart behaving like an asshole while wearing a shirt of the company you own. Guy lives in a million dollar plus home in Huntington Beach too. Poor boomer born on 3rd base thought he hit a home run and made him hot shit.
Oh, right, Huntington Beach, there it is.
Why are you referring to him as a kid?
Yeah wtf that’s boomer talk. “Everyone younger than me is a child”
He clearly never grew up and I am sure beat his wife or gf. Raging alcoholic prob too
Isn’t it crazy that 2016 was 8 years ago?
shut your hell mouth out of here
-Lewis said he didn't understand share lane rules when he screamed at the cyclist.- If he would've spent less time LARPing Dirty Harry/Tombstone and more time listening to the cyclist, he would've maybe learned something that day. He should be ashamed and embarrassed.
lol “I apologize for the words I used” what a fuckin non-apaology, “I’m very embarrassed, I screwed up” you threatened someone’s life.
Thanks. I hate it when these things get posted and we don’t know what happened after
Shocker, he didn't know the rules of the "share" lane. People like that think they own the road, and everyone else is just in their way.
"when people show you who they are, believe them"
This article says it happened on "Wednesday", and article was published 8/11/2016, Thursday. Swift justice.
It's kind of wild that he admits to being wrong. Maybe there is hope for the assholes of the world.
Nah. I bet he was only sorry because it affected his business.
Poor, insignificant boomer. He knows he's on his way out. His ideologies are failing and unpopular and he's lost his friends and family, his life is spiraling out of control, and he's desperate for other people to think of him as anything but an irrelevant pathetic failure, so he has to go pick a fight with some random stranger as if to scream "I STILL EXIST!" Can you die quieter please? The rest of us are trying to ignore you.
That was brutal, but a good assessment 👏
Agreed, very nicely put.
“Can you die quieter, please,” is going to be my new Uno reserve move anytime some Boomer is trying to puff up their chest from now on.
Poetry
Don’t fuck with this fat old guy, he’s a “ surfer”
Yeah, couch surfer.
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Exactly! This is the culture he started. Someday, this fatass will meet someone who won't hesitate knocking him on his back if he doesn't have a heart attack first. His life must be sad.
So he’s going to lose, claim it was a win, get more loser’s simping for him and then whine and cry about how he’s a victim. Seems about right. Rump is a weak man’s version of a strong man.
I was thinking he was gonna grab him by the pussy.
"You're going to defraud my children's charity?"
That means murder
Trump couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag lol
It means rape
Or whining and making himself a victim
Close! It’s actually rape! Well rape and violently threatening the victims family so the case will suddenly disappear.
He’s gonna grab em by the pussy!!
Disgusting teeth, melanoma, hair dye and dia-bee-tus.
I can practically smell his disgusting breath
For what it’s worth the cyclist would absolutely win in a fight
Yeah but the old dude for sure has a pistol.
“ surfer against a queer “ has got to be the most cringe trash I’ve heard today.
'put it on tape' 😝😂🤦
Why do people get so angry about biking in USA 🤣
Probably a combination of terrible biking infrastructure and bigger = more masculine mentality.
fr though. i’ve bicycle commuted for the last 10 years. i seriously think biking on a subconscious level reminds drivers that they are making a worse decision for their health, for their community’s health, and they resent you for it. driver hatred towards bikers is completely irrational whereas hatred towards cars, which kill thousands of people every year, pollute the air, and make our infrastructure an abomination, that hatred is perfectly rational.
I’ll be your dingleberry. Shit. I mean huckleberry
Narrator: while he was an old out of shape incel on 8 meds, he was careful to only start shit with little people ever since his wife pegged him for crying during Golden Girls
Calls the guy a chicken but is too cowardly to back up his talk because somebody might see.
He’s made well articulated and clear threats, and there’s no reason for the person filming to not have a well-founded fear. I hope the person filming went to the police and insisted upon pressing charges for aggravated assault.
Yeah…this looks like assault, plain and simple.
Guy sounds like he’s going to cry at several points…
I can *smell* this mans impotent rage.
The guy that really DID peak in High School right here!
Awww look at you with your little one sided pissing contest you’re so cute!
Cannot wait until they're all dead.
What is equally terrifying and wonderful about the internet is that anytime I, or anyone else, act like an idiot it is 100% going to come up on social media at regular intervals.
"Pull a Trump on you" Like sexual assault or something?
I’m your fuckleberry… LOL
How the guy on the bike didn’t start busting up laughing is beyond me.
I wonder what he means when he said “you know what I’d do to you? I’d pull a Trump on you”
Grab him by the.....
So emotional.
Violent, stupid, bigoted, entitled. Yep... it tracks....
“my name is your worst enemy” is a hilariously cringe quote
That guy hasn’t surfed in 42 years. 😝
😂😂😂😂😂 I’ll walk the streets in clown makeup and pantyhose if this guy was an actual surfer. Good patience.
You do know that a not insignificant portion of surfers are absolutely maladjusted uneducated confused lunatics, right? This guy’s behavior definitely tracks.
Yea my hometown SoCal beach town has tons of these guys.
I participate in many hobbies; backpacking, model building, pc building, SCUBA, and tabletop gaming, to name a few. The majority of the communities are 90% cool 10% a-holes. The first time I learned to surf I was told "stay over there in the crap waves or the locals will kick your ass. Also, do not try to make friends." That was the last time I participated in that community.
Yup, it’s very much like that in my hometown. They run off any tourists and if you’re a xennial age or younger who dares say you’re a local (even if you’ve lived there forever), they try their best rooster puffed chest impression and threaten violence. Every once in a while you hear another story in the news about a fight.
In his apology, he continues to claim he's just a surfer dude who messed up. What a loser.
I am your fuckle huckleberry - 😂
Reminds me of Roger Stone. Notorious snow sniffer.
I would love to see this guy in his normal life. Just depressingly smashing down beer on his couch with Trump posters all around and screaming to himself about the liberals.
"Pull a Trump on you," It's pretty telling that they equate his name with violence. Sasquatch ass.
Why on earth would you allow anyone to talk to you like that?
U mad bro?
My name is your worst enemy mother fucker 😴
I’d pay money to be in this situation.
Somehow, watching this mouth-breather(no sound! Ever!) has _finally_ given me some insight in our obsession with "white teeth" and "minty breath".